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-Throws a trash can at Marty-
Sour Cream is Dirk Strider.
Sour Cream is Dirk Strider before Homestuck and Sburb. I'm calling it now he's from another timeline.
Malachite is best fusion (GIVE HER AN AWARD)
Also, Peridot is my fav SU character. She's adorbable
I just watched the low-key ship between Greg and Salt ("Mr.Greg") and I don't know how to feel about it
This song almost made me cry
I CLAPPED AT THE END
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I thought it was gonna be some silly musical episode but NO
-Runs in carrying CPH papers-
AM I TOO LATE TO BE TRASH?!
My favorite gems have got to be Jasper and Peridot, and my favorite fusion is Malachite (like everyone else)
Also...
MR. GREG
Please say I'm not the only one this episode emotionally scarred, in a good way. Probably my favorite episode so far, TBH. Pearl's song ;,C
Im sooooooo excited for Summer of Steven!
-Runs around screaming-
TRAITOROUS CLOD!
sAME! The part that got me was when Greg was like "so dance with me, please say--" "NO!"
Also when Steven said that he, Greg, Pearl, and Rose would all be together.
Also when Pearl sang.
Also when it began.
Hm...
Don't forget when it ended.
Or the middle.
Or any part of it, really.
...
Yeah, I loved Pearl and Greg's reactions when Steven said Rose would be coming too. It was a nice little addition.
Yeah, I saw the teaser on YouTube, and I was instantly hyped for Mr. Greg. Not a silly filler episode anymore, is it...
I....I just want to squeeze Pearl. I want to tell her that it's going to be okay.
I couldn't protect that smile.
Yeah, her powers do fit her well.
Imagine what she could do with that propellor and those paint cans now! I can totally imagine her inventing stuff and instead of needing a ladder just moving the pieces with her mind.
*Lapidot trash high-five*
"Whoops, sorry."
Whoop whoop.
I found this on the internet and it's totally fake but it's cool.
Words are useless.
OH MY GOD
FINALLY
HOLY UTTER TRASH NUGGETS.
TELEKINETIC PERIDOT?? YES YES YES YES
TELEKINESIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE POWER.
PRAISE THE COLOR GREEN!
Metal telekinesis.
PERIDOT?!
METALBENDING?!
SCREAM
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They really got me at the end there. Peridot was talking about how she "had no powers" and I was super, super disappointed, making awful jokes like "I want Peridot to lower my coffin into the ground when I d.ie so she can let me down one last time"
unTIL SHE STARTED LIFTING STUFF WITH HER MIND
Apparently it's been confirmed that it's exclusive to metal BUT STILL THIS IS ONE OF HER OLD POWERS THIS IS GREAT
SHE COULD DO THE SANS THING TO YOU IF YOU HAD SOMETHING METAL ON YOU
OMG I FOUND LEAKED FOOTAGE OF HOW PERIDOT WILL LOOK AFTER SHE GETS REDESIGNED!!!!
I AM SO EXCITED FOR THIS EPISODE.
Whatcha Doin’?
While Steven and Peridot use the leftover parts from the drill to build a rollercoaster, Lapis tries to “bust” them to Pearl, hoping that she will deem these activities too dangerous for Steven and evict Peridot from the barn. Meanwhile, Lion’s double identity as a secret agent is revealed as he disappears to battle an evil scientist Gem, whose nasty invention misfires and makes Peridot’s rollercoaster disappear right before Lapis can get Pearl to see it.
SUCH AN ORIGINAL STORYLINE, TOO!
Edit:
No but seriously, I want this one to be a real episode.
Jasper’s Day Off
Connie discovers an unconscious Jasper washed up the beach while on her way to Steven’s house. When Connie tells Steven, they decide to try to help Jasper instead of reporting her to the Crystal Gems. Jasper is still too weak to fight back and is treated to a day of baseball, sightseeing and even a parade in Empire City. Jasper starts to warm up to Steven and Connie, but they must stay one step ahead of Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl, who are hot on Jasper’s trail.
Wow I can't wait (wow)!!!1!1
BUT IMAGINE THIS POSSIBILITY
run.
AND ALSO SOMETHING FROM BEYOND MY WILDEST DREAMS BUT WILL NEVER HAPPEN IN THE SHOW
I can't believe nobody noticed I drew a Honedge in there among the swords Peridot was lifting
CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE INHUMANE MONSTROSITY THAT WAS THE NEW LARS?
IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL
I'm Lars x Sa hidetrash, honestly.
It's old news, but I also found this in the Season 3 episodes list. It has a synopsis already:
"Monster Reunion" July 27, 2016 TBA An old friend returns.6 More days guys, 6 more agonizing days.
OH MY GOD ONION WAS ACTUALLY CREEPED OUT BY SOMETHING.
I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS CAPABLE OF THAT. BO
New powers!
Peridot: Metal bending
Steven: human possession
anyways
What if this entire time Steven was actually a demon that possessed people through the use of dreams.
Leave before you make me do bad, bad things...
...in a photo editor
I really wanna catch up with you guys but I haven't been feeling motivated to watch anything right now
I guess I'll just go sit in the corner and mope while you guys actually have fun -sigh-
It's okay, hopefully you will feel better soon.
I know everyone is all over Peridot and her metalbending but CHECK THIS OUT
CHEETO MASCOT
MOTHER
Don't know if this leak is 100% true but
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Hey if it is on the boat it would give a filler Lapis episode some meaning.
Also Jasper's faces XD
If there's one thing we've learned so far from the Steven Nuke, seemingly meaningless filler episodes aren't so meaningless.
If I'm being honest Jasper is my favorite character so AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I'm praying that this leak is real.
Also I found some more images on Google. Probably not 100% trustworthy, but whatever.
Lapis being so forgiving almost makes me think that this is a fake.
Still hoping it's not
"I liked taking everything out on you"
oh, okay, Lapis
and I thought I was bad
Take that Tumblr.
Everyone is now Team Jasper.
Big Buff Cheeto Puff
Why has no one realized Jasper is the real victim here?
I know. Poor Jasper has always had it rough right from the start. She just can't catch a break, can she?
HTTYD AU
(Drawings by me)
DO MORE PLZ.
Who would you rather pick:
-Team Lapis
-Team Peridot
Or...
-Team Jasper
I vote Team Cheedo Puff(Jasper)
These are awesome. Lapis needs to be more emo, though.
Skrill fits Peridot surprisingly well. Also, is that her limb enhancers? She's not allowed to have those.
And of course, the Big Buff Cheeto Puff has a Typhoomerang.
The fan art for Pearl has been really cool lately, real wow
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PEARL IN A SUIT HAS MY LOVE