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Hi! I'm SilverNight, but you can call me either Silver or Night. So, what all it this place about?

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Some stuff about me:

Name: Morgan

Age: 20

In-Game Name: XWraithRacerX

My Instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/silvernight290/

 

My Dragons:

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Hello!

You're new to the forum? Great! Welcome! Hard to say, but I guess this is all about reporting bugs in the game, communicating with different people, and doing fun stuff. You can write fanfics about anything, really, and just, you know, write about exciting things that happened to you in the game (or anywhere...). I guess that's what this is all about. Just explore this, and have fun!

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Hello and welcome! I'm

Hello and welcome! I'm Cristal! I've been playing sod for 2 years now and over a year on forum. I love sand wraiths and I'm the leader of Unique Legacies(#54).  I'm 17 and I'm an artist and music/film lover. My signature is packed so feel free to scroll through it!:)

tip: to see pictures in signatures, you have to scroll outside the signature and back again.

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 gift waiting at sig end!

my discussion: Miraculous Ladybug-season 2 

To join Unique Legacies, pm members! (info below)

(LEADER) Unique Legacies. We are all unique in our own way!

              Me and Toothless II ~ 12-21-16                                              Edited by the amazing Donnala :)  

I am 

Art website down below!

CristalWings

 

(known as XCristalWingsX in SOD)

 

Having difficulty seeing gifs? Scroll outside the signature and back again!

 

 

Cristal...in her sweet self.

 

by the talented and wonderful: Byanne

 

 

 

i'm a big fan of miraculous...discussion link at top.

season 2 is coming to an end. :'( Waiting for last episodes.

But don't worry! Imma start season 3 thread soon! ;)

its a big time for us fans! check out the thread, + theory vids and episodes on yt and Neflix.

you might just become a fan yourself!

....Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir

 

 

Adrienette umbrella scene (where it all started)

 

Marichat forever!

 

random MLB sentences I made/like.

-puuurrrrincess.

-That's a pawful cat pun.

-What? That was punny!

- eyeroll

-hawkmoths new name: Butterfly Freak! lol

- Rediculous, utterly rediculous...what are you? a cow? lol

- Cat you totally blow it, mentioning the total home lockdown.

-Am I the only one who wants to smack Marinette and tell her to get a hold of herself and go talk to him like she's ladybug...because she is? HONESTLY!

- imma smack Adrien 'we're just friends' Agreste if he says it one more time!

 

 

~

 

 

Art that has been published by CelebratingArt -no copying! without consent

 

 

"Colors of The Wind"~pestals -2015

 

 

"Anterior Poppies with Reading Woman" by Anna Ancher

my copy of it -acrilics

2017

 

Join my clan, #51

 

newest clan banner made by me. Free to clan members. credit me for art.

Our join page is not avaliable anymore, the form is useless, so...

To join Unique Legacies either click this link to see our chat page,

unique-legacies-recruitment-page-new and improved

...or PM elders with your

- forum name

-game name

-friend code

- trophy number

-how often you play

-if you promise to do what you can to help the clan and be a part of it.

Active Top Elder: tizzilizzie

>Active elder:VasyaM2000(framherjaOfGods)

 

 Currently on No. 51 in top clans. We value uniqueness!  Make your legacy yours! We are very friendly and always wanna hang out with friends or clanmates. We help each other who is in need.

Clan Leader: Me
Current Members: 52/100
Current Elders: , TizziLizzie, Holaciao, firethefighter, Vasya2000.......

Clan Rules: 

1. Must have at least 100+ trophies to join 
2. Must be friendly and helpful
3. Respect each other
4. Win trophies every so often you play so we will move up(be active often)

5. No hackers (if u see a hacker from the clan report to me w/ proof)
6. Make your Legacy yours and have fun! :)

 

 We are very nice to each other and are like family! Each one of us is unique in our own way! If you want to join, follow instructions above. Must have at least 100+ trophies to join! To automatically become an elder, you must have 2,000 trophies! If you are axcepted, you may introduce yourself in our chat page, Unique Legacies Talk Show! in the Barracks.  Make your legacy yours! Thanks!! And good luck!! ~CristalWings :D

 

 
 

 

 

I am a member of the SODPD.  I will not hesitate to take your keyboard in!

 

listen:

the comeback

i wanna go back

old church choir

beloved

the river

enjoy more!

 

Toothless II, my herd alpha, who protects my signature.

credit to: Rebell

 

 

 

Type: Young Lady

Nickname: Cristal

(did you know Cristal is only

my avitars n.n.? yep)  

Age: 18

B-DAY IS: Feb,12th

adventure level:35

farm level: 23

stars: 2 gold

 Clans: Unique Legacies 

The Dragon Racers

Rank: Leader

member

Leader: UL: Me (formally fire the fighter)

Trophies: 1950+

Country: mid-Eastern USA

Besties: ClayCanyon,

TizziLizzie,

ThunderBird, formally xXSadieCaneXx,

Andlangur,

sPLANTWINGs,

framherjaOfGods)vasyaM2000)

Floof dom(floofqueen)

 QueenAbagail

(previously known as Springvneedham),

FireTheFighter

(previously Firefighter),

Ivy is Deadly,

Olivia is Amazing,

and TightWing. 

Special someone: xWaveRyderx

Hang out: Wilderness, Training Grounds, & Edge

Friend codes: PM me for it

Personalities: Loyal, Kind, Encouraging, Forgiving, Caring, Patriotic

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Art

 

Art website: http://snpart.wixsite.com/creationbybrush

 

My second and up to date drawing of CristalWings, holding the flower given to her by her special someone.

 

 

My first hand drawn viking drawing of me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My first hand drawn drawing of a friend, now Thunderbird, and her dragon, Melody.

 

 

My viking, done by my wonderful friend, ThunderBird, or xXSadieCaneXx

10-15-17

 

 

newest clan banner made by me. Free to clan members. credit me for art.

 

 

 

Unique Legacies Crest- handmade- free to members (credit-by CristalWings)

 

 

Unique Legacies Clan-based dragon- by Wutend Bonfire

free to members-credit wutent bonfire

Legacy:

These dragons act as an omen of peaceful passing. Between their resting posture of a hung head, and tri-pupiled eyes, it's easy to see how this calm dragon would spawn legends and myths around it. In the wilds, they live by ocean cliffs or among rockpools, scavenging molluscs and seagrasses, plus the occasional trapped fish. They are better at swimming than running or flying, and often their wing shape and patterns can be just as entrancing as their eyes.

 

 

 

 

Real-Life favorites:

 

winter

blue

horses

purses

art

singing

acting

music

dogs

(chihuahuas alot)

cooking

movies

friends

httyd

miraculous ladybug

 

 

 

 

I Love:

 

1. Hanging out with friends!

 

2. Taking car of clan!

 

3. Winning races!

 

4. Getting new dragons!

 

5. Quests!

 

6. Soaring through the sky!

 

 

 

 

Current Dragons:

in received order

 

1. Jewel (lady nadder)

 

2. Zap (guy shackjaw)

 

3. Red Amber (lady deathsong)

 

4. Valor (guy armorwing)

 

Fav.  5. Gold (lady razorwhip)

 

6. Raphael (guy singetail)

 

7. Rocky (guy erutadon)

 

Fav.  8. patriot (guy typhoomerang)

 

Fav. 9. Toothless II (guy sand wraith)

 

10. Queen Elsa (lady groncicle)

 

11. Aquada (lady sliqifier)

 

Fav.12. Leena (lady sand wraith)

 

13. Gecko (lady flame whipper)

 

14. Silver Moonlight (lady whoolly howl)

 

 

Me and my Flame Whipper, Gecko, as a baby.

 

 

Cristal's origins:

 

Cristal is Astrids cousin and friend. Her dad was Fearless Finn Hofferson, brother to Astrids Dad. Cristal is 2 years younger then Astrid though she sometimes thinks and often shows she just as smart. She has a more caring personality and connects more with dragons on a soul and mind level. Just the same Cristal admires and loves her cousin above all. She was born with really light blue black hair but after exposure to a dragon it lightened to an aqua blue unseen by Vikings before. At first she was teased because of this but at age 12, she made her first breakthrough to a pink blue nadder in front of all of Berk. Now she is known as a sort of "dragon whisperer."  On her first flight on the pink blue Nadder she named Jewel, it was chaotic but she soon gained her trust and they flew flawlessly. After that Cristal was given the name CristalWings because of her great flight skills with dragons. Currently, Her sand wraith, Toohless II(aka Tooth) is her loyal companion and alpha of her trained dragons. Tooth has a little sister sand wraith that Cristal named Leena. Leena is a bit spoiled as she hatched with a beautiful rare pink dragon skin and she refuses to get it dirty. At first Leena was reluctant to learn to fly and she was a little wobbly for a while but now she glides through the blue skies with ease. Cristal lives in the one hut below and to the left of buckets house in berk. She isn't a part of the "gang" but she is considered a dragon rider. When the dragon training began she very much wanted to join but it wasn't meant to be. She does however join and help them occasionally. She's currently the leader of the clan Unique Legacies. She trains dragons by being on their level to gain their trust. She also uses her gift of song to soothe and be one with them. She is devoted to the well being of dragons and is a protector of berk.

 

 

Gamer's Biography:

 

    Hello everyone! I'm CristalWings! I'm  Leader of the rank #51 clan, Unique Legacies, and a member of top 10 clan, The Dragon Racers! I have been playing SOD for  2 years now and a forum for over 1!  I love all of  the HTTYD movies and seasons! (but i like the first best!).

 

  I also adore Miraculous Ladybug! Like really adore. I have a fan page for it at the top.    Pound it! ( kudos to those who know where that's from!)    Like most I adore Hiccup and Toothless! I am not a member sadly but I dont like the idea of paying real money to play a game. (that doesnt mean im not a serious player!)  But I have done a free month of membership and did quite a bit of the packs!

 

   I love painting, (my account pic is one that I painted!!) singing,acting and of course playing SOD! My favorite music artists are TobyMac, Britt Nicole, Mandisa, and For King and Country! I often watch game videos on youtube! LOVE super mario odyssey!!!  I love dogs and horses! My favorite color is light blue which is how i came up with my name.

 

  I have bought the Edge, Icestorm Island, Impossible Island, Return to dragon island, and the deathsong pack. Whenever i find an argument i try to stop it with everyone leaving happy so i guess im a Peacemaker here in the game. Im always posting something cool so check out my track! I love God and I love you all! Keep on shining!!!  

 

                                                                 ~ CristalWings :D

 

                                                              

 

           

free to members(credit- by firefighter-inactive)

 

 

    

 

My Screenshots

 

 

Happy Friends Day!!

 

Me and my groncicle Queen Elsa on the lookout.

 

Me and my younger sand wraith Leena.

 

Puffinsss

 

ME

 

 

GIFS

 

Majestic Toothless

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How to Train Your Dragon movie poster

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inventive

 

 

Image result for httyd 1 movie gifs

Duh da duh We're dead. (love it!)

 

 

How To Train Your Dragon 2

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 Doesnt Toothless have a cheshire-like smile in this picture!!! So cute and different! 

 

                 

 friend fight

 

 

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3..2..1..HES DOWN!!!

                       

 

                                                                            Funny POTC gifs

  

   

 

 

lol lol lol :D

 

 

 

 

WOW! You made it to the end! Congrats...thanks for viewing!....hope you have found some intresting info from it! Maybe a laugh or two!  and here's a cute chihuahua pic for your sig. Have a spetacular and sparkly day!~CW<3

 

Here's the link for it if you can't see it.

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Hello! Welcome to the forums!

Hello! Welcome to the forums! On here theres q 'n' a's, fan-fction, theories, rtte discusion, craziness ;-P, chatting, screenshot comics, SoD announcments, art requests, different kinds of requests, roleplaying, and more! if you ever need help, you can PM me, (or most people really, there are a lot of nice people here!) My fandoms are Harry Potter, Rangers Apprentice, and HTTYD (of course!) Hope to get to know you soon, and welocme to the forums! =-)

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 Siggy (Always) Under Construction

^ By the AMAZING TosiLohi! (I know right? Awesome! -squeel- )

CloudStream welcomes you to my siggy!

She protects the art here, so dont try and take anything! :) 

 

 

Thanks SOO much to Rebell for making my Profile Picture dragon edit!!!

 

Hello! I am jenniemkitty! I'm always open to chat, but may not get back to you super quickly. I am a bit of a goofball sometimes...so you have been warned. =-)

(warning:this siggy is long. Prepare yourselves.)

(another warning: bit of an art hoarder E)

 

 

My Q&A 

(click the words)

 

 

A little about me:

 

I am crazy about...

Everything Httyd of Course! - Httyd, Httyd 2, Rtte, SoD, and looking forawrd to HTTYD3! (I also play Rise of Berk) I would like to add that the Fanfiction 'A Matter of Perspective' by Squiid is really good you should read it :) (It's about Viggo's backstroy)

Harry Potter (i am completly nuts about this and have always been, and if you are too, I always love to talk to other Potterheads! =-) More about Harry potter stuff down lower, about half of the way down & at the bottom in the funny's)

Rangers Apprentice (not many people have heard about this book seiries, but it is Awesome! )

 

 

Pet Peves:

Judging other people

swearing

insulting (on purpose, sometimes people do it on accident, but as long as they apoligize they should be forgiven.)

Bugging

I may get mad if you do these. 

 

 

I'm a Mormon!

- questions and chatting are welcome

- Antagonizing me is not

- one important thing you should know is that there are many untrue rumors about Mormons on the internet.

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Im a part of...

 

Sunwing Voagers!

Thunderclan warriors!

 

My Viking OC

 

Name: Geveda

Apearence: scroll down a little and you'll see the artwork!

 Personality in a nutshell:

- friendly

- compasionate

-loyal, but it takes time for her to become loyal to others/trust others

- weird,but in a good way

- (sometimes strange) sense of humor

- avoids harm to others when possible

-  can be somewhat socially akward

- tends to talk to much 

Long version:

Personality: freindly, but socialy akward, loyal, compasionet, weird but in a good way, its part of her charm, with a sense of humor that sometimes leaves her standing akwardly when no one gets it. She is a very loyal person, and will not switch to the opsoing team, give away information, or help them if she is on the side she knows is good. However, while she is very loyal, it takes some time to for her to trust someone, and until then is figuring out if they are a good person to trust. There are reasons, however, that will get  her to break the rules, for example, going off to free trapped and caged dragons from dragon hunters despite being told not too (thats how she met CloudStream). She hates any kind of serious harm to people, which is why her arrows (more about them later on in siggy) only freeze the targets, not hurt. She also will try to get people to aviod injuring others when possible.

^ This awesome drawing was done by Fireflash! Thank you sooo much!

=-)

 

^ By Alina Wildfire! Thank youuuuuu!

 

 

^ by Katarile! Thank you! Your art is awesome! =)

Main Weapon

A large bow with flightmare frost balls tipped on the end of her arrows. The balls are flightmare frost coated in some hard substance (differs depending on the purpose). When they hit something, they burst open and freeze whatever it is touching 

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Dragon Art!!!

 

CloudStream

My Woolly Howl (and my favorite, don't tell the others!)

  

 

 

 

          

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

                                                                                                                                                                            ^ Thanks so much to Arrowalker for this amazing dragon! ^^

 

 ^ This drawing is made by Alexadragonfire! Thank you!!! (skillz!)

Thanks SOOOO much to Rebell for making this! (also my profile pic)

An incredbile animation of CloudStream by TosiLohi! (-squeels- E-)

 

About CloudStream: She is protective, loyal, and compasionate. She thinks of others before herself. She never shoots to kill, only injure if needed to protect. Cloudstream rescued her rider, Geveda, when she was attemting to free dragons out of cages in a dragon hunter camp. She was rather closed up at first, but warmed up to Geveda after Geveda proved to her she was trustwothy, and they formed a close bond. She loves speed and feeling the wind in her face, and often does stunts with her rider (however she pushes the limits of how daring they are, as Geveda is more catious than CloudStream)She, liker her rider, is very loyal. Her main and first loyalty lies with Geveda. It takes time and good actions for her to trust others. She is very determind and has a strong willpower.

Weaknesses: Sometimes she doesnt listen and does something anyway if she is determind to do it, which gets them in trouble sometimes. She does not give up easily, which can be bad if there is a need to stop.

 

Savidi

The tripple strike

 ^ This adorable and amazing dragon was made by LissaFish! Thanks!

 

Starlight

The Night Fury

  ^ By DukinaDragon, thank you!! (congrats on ur first edit! =-)

 

 

FireLilly

The Fireworm Queen

 

 ^ Thanks so much BoomBox74! I love it!!! Amazing!  =-)

 

 

Elska

the Tripple Strike

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

^ This was drawn by Mystery-Venomnshift - thanks!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thanks BoomBox74! She's adorable!

 

 

 

Dragon Screenshots

I decided to put in on a google docs instead. It was taking up to much space:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1U41ILztmSBKhJ_9rid6ntU9CIvr2fQeyKUv17c5vSNo/edit 

 

 

 

(I am a huge potter-head)

 

I am proud to be  Hufflepuff!

To Understand Hufflepuffs more, read this:

http://pottermore.wikia.com/wiki/Hufflepuff

 

My wand: 

Larch wood with a unicorn hair core, 13 ¾" and slightly yielding flexibility

My patronus: Dolphin

My Ilvermonery house: Thunderbird

 

 

 

 

THE FUNNIES:

moved to a google docs:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1fJcvaIDSX0Ofe0oNd5a_hu3Rkdp9GJCOPfPT5FlKYxs/edit

ENJOY! =-)

 

 

 

-waves- THANKS FOR LOOKING THROUGH ALL OF THIS

CRAZINESS!! E) (you must have been boooored E)

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Sandy don't eat my viking

Lol, welcome in the crazy forum family

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--------ABOUT ME--------

Heyo! My name’s Seowl, Silver for friends.
I live in Italy and I love dragons,
animals and art. 

  

My favorite color is blue

and my favorite animals are owls

and dragons (wait... do dragons count as animals?)

She's looking at you, yes, you.

That's my girl, Sky ;3

 

 

 

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Oh my, did I steal your user?

Oh my, did I steal your user? Oh... oops. Is there a way to change my username?

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Nope, or at least that I know of. (I would have changed mine months ago XD. )

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Nah don't worry, and if you want to know there is a mode to change the name, ask to an Admin (Brynjorf)

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     A NEW BUDDY!! WE MUST welcome you with open arms and teach you the ways of the TRULY DISTURBED!!! (anyone catch the referance?)   I am Valasari (no kidding idiot it says right there), shut up self I'm having a moment. Anyways, you can call me Vala, V, Val, whatever you want..... You will have sooo much to do here! Role plays, art requests, and sooo much more! Hope you have a smashing time!

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WARNING:

This Siggy will be stripped of its words and put back up with a COMPLETELY new look!

 

  HELLO, FELLOW DRAGON TRAINERS.

(if you want to know more about the real me and some funny things...scroll down)

Check out my instaram!! 

yoojung_studio (professional Instagram)

Art Gallery

(By amazing people)

 

(BY THE AWESOME dogloven)

 

Hina by BrynneBjornsson ~TYSM~

 

 

 

 

 

  Eurus by the amazingly talented, RedHoodJason (THANK YOU SO MUCH!)

 

Eurus by the Amazing *trumpet sounds* TosiLohi!!!

 

​Before we go any further....

I AM A PROUD ELDER IN THE CRAZY CLUB!!!! I'LL SAY IT LOUD AND I'LL SAY IT PROUD!!

 

My name is Valasari, Viking from the Isle of Vanaheim. Home to the sick and elderly dragons who make their final pilgrimage to this sacred land. Not many Vikings have made it past the unblinking Sentinel gaurdians, who have stone-like statue appearances and have the element of surprise upon unsuspecting Vikings. They are actually blind, therefore rely on their hearing & smell. They have better hearing than most dragons because of their blindness.

 

Before you ask...YES I know that this is a Signature....buuut you know......

 

 

  MY DRAGONS

 

Saharii--Adult Rumblehorn

Zeena--Teen Monstrous Nightmare

 

 

Role Plays I am In:

I know...I need to get a life.

 

Messengers of Light

 

Between Two Worlds

 

Unsuspected Changes
 

The SweetWraith

 

The Elven''s Hope

 

Kalelians in Milldrany

 

A Fusion's Will To Live

 

Dragon Evolution: Rise of the Hybrids

 

Dragon Evolution: The Treaty

 

The Enhanced

 

The Fall of the Elementals

 

Dark Future 

 

Modern Riding

 

Captured

 

 

 

   ABOUT ME

 

I come from the Isle of Vanaheim. So far, the Sentinels have trusted me enough to live among the poor old dragons on this sacred Island. Of course, my Dragons are with me. They had to prove that they were trustworthy, as well as loyal. I have sadly moved away from Vanheim to live in the School. My goal is to become an Ultimate Dragon Trainer and then go back to Vanaheim!! I wish to see the Sentinels again....someday, after I have achieve my goal.

 

   ABOUT MY DRAGONS

 

I saved Saharii from a devastating situation. Dragon Hunters had caged him, but Hiccup and I rescued him just in time.

Now, Zeena, on the other talon, has a wonderful life, I am making sure of it. I wish to befriend more dragons. I hatched her from an egg and raised her. With some help from Saharii.

 

Join me in my quest to save dragons from scum. And as far as dragons are concerned...I wouldn't trade them for anything.....Would You?

 

Random Note: I'm Dati, btw. I'm in my teens and I'm a weirdo. XD

 

   THINGS I LOVE!

 

1. K-POP! (I'm training to become an idol)

2.Dragons!--WHO ON LOKI ISLAND doesn't LOVE dragons.

3.Horses--Beautiful animals

4.Razorwhips--my favourite dragons

5.My animals...'cause...well...just 'cause.

6.Reptiles--Who dosn't like scaly creatures?

7.Lord of the Rings--Obviously 'cause Gandolf is AWESOME and Legalos too

8.School of Dragons--Uh...I don't know what to say but I wish I could play it MORE!

 

 

​Favorite Books

Wings of Fire  Tui.T. Sutherland

Pegasus Kate O'hearn

Narnia C.S.Lewis

Shadow Horse Alison Heart

​A Horse of Her Own Annie Wedekind

Menagerie Tui T. Sutherland

Buddy H. M. Herlong

(That's not all....but all my wittle brain could think of)

 

 

 

Funny things

 

I'm NOT clumsy. It's just that the floor hates me. The tables and chairs are bullies and the Wall Gets In The WAY!!

 

 

When someone told me I was in a fantasy, I fell off my Unicorn.

 

Friend: Did you fall?

Me: No, I attacked the floor.

Friend: Backwards?

Me: I'm freakin' talented!!!!!

The morale of this story. Just believe the cold truth that you're a Klutz. 'Cause I sure am.

 

If a robber broke into our house to search for money....I would laugh and search with him.

 

I hate it when people text me and it says "call me". One day, I am going to call someone and say "text me".

 

I can't dance to save my life, but when I step in dog poo, I can moondance better than Michael Jackson. =)

 

 

 

Dad jokes:

 

 Dad lookes at me....."You know hon, I couldn't find a single shoe shop today". I breathe in a sigh of relief, knowing that he won't make a bad joke. Dad: "They only sold them in pairs". I bang my head on the wall.

 

Dad dances around in front of the ATM machine. Me: what are you doing? Dad: Just checking my balance. Me: *walks away to the car*

 

Dad in the morning: You know I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went....then it dawned on me.

 

Dad: Yesterday I ate a clock..it was very time consuming...especially when I went back for seconds!!

 

Dad: What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue? Me: I don't know. Dad: You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna. Me: What about the pot of glue? Dad: I knew that you would get stuck on that! Me: OHHHHHHHHHH

 

Dad: Did you hear about the guy in KC who was addicted to brake fluid? Me: No..... Dad: Good news! He can stop at any time.

 

Dad and I were at the store and he picks up the velcro: I wouldn't buy anything with velcro....it's a total rip-off.

 

Mom asks dad at Thanksgiving: How does the turkey smell? Dad: Through its nose, I guess. Me: I'm going to bed.

 

Dad after a nice hot shower: You know..... Me: Here it comes. Dad: Singing in the shower while washing your hair is all good 'till you get soap in your mouth.....it then it just becomes a soap opera....

 

That's All Folks!!

for now.....(evil laugh)

 

 

 

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*Tuffnut!!!* I love those sayings sooo much, but I don't think the chicken is amused!!! Lol...it's a given! Everyone knows the chicken one!

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The chicken is definitely NOT AMUSED.