ships that you hate (game....?)
**dodges hate bomb** Whew, that was clo- **watched hate bomb hit Ash (who is sleeping)** Ohhhhhhh nooooooo...
Ash:
You might wanna run, Ash loves his beauty rest...
**watches Ash rampage**
Ahem...
**loud crashes in the background**
Anyway, I respect that you ship Jelsa, I just don't like it personally.
*is the one person on this forum that's in the phandom and ships phan*
There's a lot of ships that I hate.
They're mostly Fnaf ships, I mean, ROBOTS DONT HAVE FEELINGS. If they did, they'd be programmed, and not real.
Especially when they make the robots have kids, too...
And also Jelsa.
And Toothcup.
[racks up a pile of disturbing Toothcup art]
[grabs flamethrower]
[engulfs art in flames violently]
[humming gently with eyes closed]
[STABS FINGERS THROUGH OWN GLASSES, SHATTERING GLASS IN EYES]
[CRYING, PAINFULLY]
OMFG WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO USSSS? D': ;_;
**bleaches eyes and sets Toothcup art on fire with Chlorine triflouride (The most flammable substance)**
i bought so many bottles of this stuff
Bae, why u do this 2 us?
((And how did this thread become so popular?))
IMR IAHFGING ANTN WS TH ANIME TOOTHLESS HPLE ME
Everyone is asking "why did you did this to us" ? Believe me there are weirder things.
Like Hiccup and Toothless having [I'll put this in white , read it at your own risk] s*x . That's right people.
I'VE BEEN THROUGH THE UNDERWORLD
AND BACK
Oh no.
My favorite dragon has been ruined.
**sobs quietly in corner**
*pats on back* don't worry they love eachother the same way we love our dogs
I wish I had not scrolled all the way to the end of this topic.
GUYS
I MADE A THING
Yes, that's a good thing. A very good thing. Keep it safe while we burn all Toothcup fanart.
hictooth.........ughhhhh
I don't know if I was expecting this to be a normal thread or what but
THAT GIF PERFECTLY EXPLAINS THIS THREAD
Yup. There we go :P
I don't like Hiccstrid, at least not since the second movie. It seemed to me as a very abusive relationship, where Astrid was regularly punching Hiccup, and he didn't like it. The Itchy Armpit scene for example, Astrid punches Hiccup, he yells out of pain and then he worriedly says she is going to mess the calibration, yet Astrid just laughs it off as if she didn't care, and guess what? she does it AGAIN at the end of the movie. The punching was ok in the first movie because they were not a couple and one could conclude Astrid would probably punch anyone the same way (like Snotlout), and it was used as a way to establish Astrid's character. But in HTTYD 2 they get together, which means they spend a lot more time together and it's no longer funny if she punches him like that regularly. I imagine Hiccup is probably covered in bruises under his flight-suit.
Well now because of this thread, I lost all control of my innocence. (Curse you, Toothcup!)
Now I need to go look at my OTPs to keep myself from losing it.
*Searches Yato x Hiyori (From Noragami) on Google images*
WE'VE GOT CONFLICTING SHIPS AGAIN
...YATO X YUKINE FOR LIFE YO
YatoYuki is a cute ship and all, but I'll always be Yatori trash and no one will stop me!
*Runs away at Sanic speed*
((Also, what teh frak is happening with this thread?!))
There's ships that other people ship that you don't, and you're like,
But then there's those ships that are just like,
"Y'all need Jesus" lmao xD CANT STOP LAUGHING.
I love that too XD
Oh, sorry! **hides head in shame**
I didn't mean Jelsa anyway, that's the first one.
I'm dying right now. x'D
ikr XD
"Y'all need Jesus"
XD Omg yes! But honestly, everyone in this dang thread needs to be cleansed!!
I'm glad everyone likes that XD
Indeed. Indeed we do.
How about in addition to burning the art, we burn this thread? It would be best for all of us.
http://minion-yaoi.deviantart.com/
I'll just leave this here...
Mmmm hmm *uses sleep magic on ash*
I won't say I respect hijack (because again, both o them show 0 ga.y tendencies) but I won't ight with you and I will allow you to have your opinion