Just me being a terrible, awful human being

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I realised that i don't have a thread to dump my weird alternate ways of describing things, strange late night ideas, and out of context statements and quotes, so heres the reboot of that trainwreck.

 

Starting off with:

 

Socks are just the soft shell tacos of shoes.

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Birthday: 10/30

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Main Dragons: Hunter & Skogvarg

Player since: 5/5/2017

   

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I have been very inactive and basically haven't talked here for two years, but I'm still open to talk! I'm more active on discord at the moment!

 

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Main in-game Dragon Squad

(Not all of my in-game dragons)

1. Hunter - Male Timberjack (Main Dragon)

2. Skogvarg - Male Night Terror (2nd Main Dragon)

3. Willow - Female Woolly Howl (3rd Main Dragon)

4. Firetooth - Male Monstrous Nightmare (Starter Dragon)

5. Stardust - Male Flightmare (2nd Main Racing Dragon, Starter Dragon)

6. Stormbreaker - Male Skrill (3rd Main Racing Dragon)

7. Comet - Female Moldruffle

8. Dewdrop - Female (Tinytooth) Mudraker

9. Northwind - Female Snow Wraith (Main Racing Dragon)

10. Saltwater - Male (Tinytooth) Sand Wraith 

11. Earthtwister - Female Whispering Death

12. Hviskevind - Female Stormcutter

13. Sprucetwig - Female Prickleboggle (Main Battle Dragon, Seedling Prickleboggle stand-in)

14. Spellbound "Scraps"  - Male Boneknapper 

          

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Hunter of the Wilderness

 (Hunter's backstory)

 (Re-written by my awesome friend, Oda)

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hey hEY my granny tranny

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Age: highschool  - college age possibly ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm just a stupid edgy teen whoms't'd've likes to play SoD cause I spent a lot of time and money in this game its like a massive part of my childhood lol. 

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 "What I saw was proof of everything I believed.

This wasn't a vicious beast, but an intelligent, gentle creature,

      whose soul reflected my own."

                                                                  -Valka

 

Gender: Female

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Bio: I'm typically in a bad mood but eh -w- talk to me whenever you want, say hello if ya see me etc etc 9 times out of 10 I will have chat ban so I'll give you an XD smiley face and you'll be on your way. I'm trapped in 2010 help me, rawrs xd join my clan please. I cannot stand people who start up drama unless its some good tea, then I'll sit back and watch sorry not sorry. Honestly, I'm made out of irony and sarcasm as well as uhhhhh some weird Aquarius stuff lol. I'm the exact stereotype of my zodiac sign so if ya want personality traits just look it up its not that hard man. Ahem chemtrails are government mindcontrol drugs, stay woke kids. I grew up on Avatar the last airbender, Danny Phantom, Teen Titans, Soul Eater, Spongebob, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Hey! Arnold, The Rugrats, Harry Potter, Batman,Warrior Cats, Invader Zim, etc etc etc I could go on forever. I would add HTTYD but that was pretty recent, I wouldn't say I grew up on it. Honestly my favorite is Avatar the last airbender, I've seen till the very last book and it had me shook till this day. Korra wasn't as good tbh lol look at me going on about myself where are my manners... My name is Aquila (not disclosing my real name cause y'all's't'd've don't have any buisiness knowing my name)and I am your humble servant in the matters of chivalry, honor and justice. Edgy I know. I am here to help set a positive example and have fun, I've been here since March 2013. Not on the forums, but the game itself. I was here when the farm, the lookout, the training grounds, and the school were squashed together and you had unlimited fireballs as well as being able to shoot everyone else. It was a golden time, I miss those days kinda not really. I look forward to being friends with the few people who make it through my short siggy. Don't be afraid to give me a hiya if you see me in game, it might look like I ignore you but its mostly because I'm always doing something, its not personal [I'm not mean I swear I won't bite ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)] Most if not all my dragon's names are a refrence to some sort of show, movie (trilogy or not), book series, fandom, Mythology, video games, etcetera. The few dragons without a refrence in their name, or a name not some sort of play on their appearence, are just random names I thought of :P. I have 70 dragons and counting ^^ 

I can't choose a favorite dragon but I have favorite classes; [yes in order]

Tidal 

Stoker

Strike

Sharp 

Mystery

Boulder

Tracker

 

My beautiful Stormstar <3 its been so long since you were just a hatchling ~ 3/01/2013 <33 


Silverstreak and Me <3
 

 

 

Dunno if you can tell but... S k r i l l s 

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BUBBLINE v cute 15/10

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I LOVE ASSASSINS CREED (Unity was OK don't @ me)


Hades and Me of course. He's posing.


Spooky boi enjoying spooky time 

Goodest boi uwu

Kingdra <3
 

Dragon Count; Main and Coming soon,  Fireball frenzy, and Racing

 
Monstrous Nightmare:

1# Stormstar ~ Male ~ Titan 

Cloudstar ~ Female

Fireblaze ~ Male

Spitfire ~ Female

Skrill:

2# General Balestrom ~ Male ~ Titan

Static ~ Female 

Zenith ~ Female 

Whispering Death:

Slitherstrike ~ Male 

Void ~ Female

Deadly Nadder:

Stormshard ~ Female

Shadowbane ~ Male

Gronkle: 

Rocky ~ Male

Your mom ~ Female

Thunderdrum:

3# Stormfall ~ Male ~ Titan

Echo ~ Female

Hurricane ~ Male

Supersonic ~ Female

Tide Glider:

Kingdra ~ Male

Tsunami ~ Female

Woolly Howl:

Wolf ~ Male ~ Titan

Groncicle:

Frostbite ~ Male

Razorwhip:

Scensoredcraper ~ Female

Deathsong:

Tempest ~ Female

Silver Phantom:

Silverstreak ~ Female

Prickleboggle:

Queen Blueblood ~ Female

King Silverblaze ~ Male

Screaming Death:

Thunderbird ~ Male ~ Titan

Apocalypse ~ Male

Moldruffle:

Zeus ~ Male

Helios ~ Male

Speed Stinger:

Quicksilver ~ Female 

Fleetfoot ~ Male

Rumblehorn:

Skullbasher ~ Male

Rhini ~ Female

Smothering Smokebreath:

Moonwisp ~ Female

Fog ~ Male

Stormcutter:

LightningOwl ~ Male ~ Titan

Thunderblitz ~ Female

Snaptrapper:

Night, Storm, Cloud, Bane (yes in that order or they get fiesty)~ Mostly Male

Changewing:

Ghost ~ Female

Eruptodon:

Vulcan ~ Male

Hephaestus ~ Male

Shockjaw:

Stormrider ~ Female

Bolt ~ Male

Sliquifier:
Poseidon ~ Male

Scauldron:

Waves ~ Female

Orca ~ Female

Hideous Zippleback:

Thunder and Lightning ~ Male and Female

Greed and Sloth ~ Female

Pride and Wrath ~ Female and Male

Catastrophic Quaken:

Shatter ~ Male

Boneknapper:

Hades ~ Male ~ Titan

Fireworm Queen:

Queen Honey ~ Female

Flightmare:

Moonbeam ~ Male

Borealis ~ Female

Armorwing:

Lancealot ~ Male

Nightfury:

Toothless ~ Male

Sentry:

Odinson ~ Male

Timberjack:

Razorblaze ~ Female

Nightterror:

Whiteshadow ~ Male

Shivertooth:

Blizzardblaze ~ Male

Frost ~ Female

Raincutter:

Slice ~ Female

Blade ~ Male

Snafflefang:

Cow ~ Female

Typhoomerang:

Firestorm ~ Male

Windwalker:

King K.Rool ~ Male

Sandwraith:

Sandstorm ~ Female

Darthmaul ~ Male

Devilish Dervish:

Cloud ~ Female

Equilibrium~ Male

70+ and counting

 

One thing you should know about me... I love the Tidal Class

 

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I love all dragons that love and live in the sea like I want to ^^

 

 

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Been a member since a very long time o clock and I don't plan on leaving because well I spent way too much money on this game lol 

 

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Rawrs xd im edgy 
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Bihhhh I'm f a b u l o u s ~

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hey????? short ppl????? yeah

hey????? short ppl????? yeah calling yall out cause you dont have to be afraid of ceiling fans. i stretch and hand the fates of the universe a free ticket to whether or not i get to keep all my fingers today.

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*griffin mcelroy voice*

Me, every single time I open a door or cupboard with my toes: feet are the secret hands for the grab masters

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time: *is after 9:30pm* my

time: *is after 9:30pm*

my mind: sleep time

my body: *deep breath*

 

               i think you mean.........

 

 

 

snack time

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from here onwards I will

from here onwards I will refuse to call Titanwing dragons titanwing, but instead; Deluxe

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i love my deluxe

i love my deluxe stormcutter

 

how extra does the deluxe nightmare look

 

anyone know the stat differences between the standard and deluxe thunderdrums?

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Those who climb Mount Everest don't always make it to the top.  These people were dedicated.

 

While us lazier people are at the bottom looking up.

 

However, if we are too lazy, there might be an avalanche.  So we do the smart thing, get on a helicopter, fly up to the top, hop out, see the view, hop back in.

 

Then say, "Why would you climb Mount Everest?  We're in the 21st century with great advancements.  We may be lazy, but at least we can do something meaningful with the time we saved."

 

*Goes home and plays Fortnite*

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Here are links to the chapters of my fan-fic series.  The books go in chronological order.

 

The Clue of the Missing Socks.

Chapters 1 and 2                         Chapter 3                                       Chapter 4

Chapter 5                                      Chapter 6                                        Chapter 7

Chapters 8 and 9                        Chapter 10                                     Chapter 11

Chapters 12 and 13                     Chapters 14, 15, and 16             Chapter 17

Chapter 18                                    Chapter 19                                      Chapter 20

Chapter 21 and 22                      Chapter 23                                     Chapter 24 and 25

Chapter 26 - There is a hidden surprise.  Can you find it?

Chapter 27                                   Chapter 28, Part 1                         Chapter 28, Part 2

Chapter 29                                   Chapter 30                                       Chapter 31

Chapter 32                                   Chapter 33                                       Chapter 34

Chapter 35                                   Chapter 36                                       Chapter 37

Chapter 38                                   Chapter 39                                       Chapter 40

Chapter 41                                   Chapter 42                                       Chapter 43

Chapter 44                                   Chapter 45, Parts 1 and 2

 

The Mysterious Frozen Fire

Chapter 1         Chapter 2         Chapter 3         Chapter 4         Chapter 5         Chapter 6

Chapter 7         Chapter 8         Chapter 9         Chapter 10       Chapter 11       Chapter 12

Chapter 13       Chapter 14       Chapter 15        Chapter 16       Chapter 17       Chapter 18  

Chapter 19       Chapter 20      Chapter 21        Chapter 22, Part 1       Chapter 22, Part 2 

Chapter 22, Part 3

Epilogue/Preview for my Third Story!

 

Thoughts of Guilt

Chapters 1 and 2          Chapters 3 and 4          Chapter 5          Chapter 6          Chapter 7

Chapter 8          Chapter 9          Chapter 10          Chapter 11          Chapter 12, Part 1

Chapter 12, Part 2          Chapter 13         Chapter 14         Chapter 15         Chapter 16

Chapter 17 and 18         Chapter 19         Chapter 20         Chapter 21         Chapter 22

Chapter 23         Chapter 24         Chapter 25         Chapter 26         Chapter 27

Chapter 28         Chapter 29         Chapter 30         Chapter 31         Chapter 32

Chapter 33         Chapter 34         Chapter 35         Chapter 36 and 37

Chapter 38, Part 1         Chapter 39, Part 2         Chapter 40, Part 3         Chapter 41

Chapter 42, Parts 1 and 2         Chapter 43         Chapter 44

Chapter 45, Part 1         Chapter 45, Part 2

 

On the Edge of Mystery

Chapter 1          Chapter 2         Chapter 3        Chapters 4 & 5    Chapter 6, Parts 1 and 2   

Chapter 7          Chapter 8         Chapter 9            Chapter 10       Chapter 11        Chapter 12

Chapter 13        Chapter 14       Chapter 15          Chapter 16        Chapter 17       Chapter 18

Chapter 19        Chapter 20       Chapter 21          Chapter 22       Chapter 23      Chapter 24

Chapter 25        Chapter 26       Chapter 27         Chapter 28        Chapter 29 Parts 1 and 2 

Chapter 30       Chapter 31       Chapter 32 and 33                         Chapter 34 Parts 1 and 2 

Chapter 35 Part 1         Chapter 35 Part 2        Chapter 35 Part 3        Chapter 36

 

The Secret Symbol

Chapter 1    Chapter 2    Chapter 3    Chapter 4    Chapter 5

Chapter 6    Chapter 7     Chapter 8    Chapter 9    Chapter 10

Chapter 11    Chapter 12    Chapter 13    Chapter 14    Chapter 15

Chapter 16    Chapter 17    Chapter 18    Chapter 19    Chapter 20

Chapter 21   Chapter 22   Chapter 23   Chapter 24 and 25

Chapter 26    Chapter 27    Chapter 28    Chapter 29 and 30

Chapter 31    Chapter 32    Chapter 33    Chapter 34    Chapter 35

Chapter 36    Chapter 37    Chapter 38    Chapter 39

Chapter 40 and 41    Chapter 42    Chapter 43, 44, 45, and 46

 

The Legend of Shadow Mountain

Chapter 1    Chapter 2    Chapter 3    Chapter 4    Chapter 5

Chapter 6    Chapter 7    Chapter 8    Chapter 9    Chapter 10

Chapter 11    Chapter 12    Chapter 13    Chapter 14    Chapter 15

Chapter 16   Chapter 17    Chapter 18    Chapter 19    Chapter 20

Chapter 21    Chapter 22    Chapter 23    Chapter 24    Chapter 25

Chapter 26    Chapter 27    Chapter 28    Chapter 29    Chapter 30

Chapter 31    Chapter 32    Chapter 33    Chapter 34    Chapter 35

Chapter 36    Chapter 37    Chapter 38    Chapter 39    Chapter 40

Chapter 41    Chapter 42    Chapter 43    Chapter 44    Chapter 45 & 46

Chapter 47    Chapter 48    Chapter 49    Chapter 50    Chapter 51

 

Teaser "Trailer" for Book 8 - Conquest of the Truth

 

The Crimson Storm

Chapters 1 and 2     Chapter 3    Chapter 4    Chapter 5    Chapter 6

Chapter 7    Chapter 8    Chapter 9    Chapters 10 and 11    Chapter 12

Chapter 13    Chapter 14    Chapter 15    Chapter 16    Chapter 17    Chapter 18

Chapter 19    Chapter 20    Chapter 21    Chapter 22    Chapter 23

Chapter 24    Chapter 25 and 26    Chapter 27    Chapter 28    Chapter 29

Chapter 30    Chapter 31    Chapter 32    Chapter 33    Chapter 34

Chapter 35 and Epilogue

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its very hard to enjoy lemons

its very hard to enjoy lemons and having a lemon-related/based online name when u have a sister who will just,,, eat them.

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Well, you know what they

Well, you know what they say...

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whomever the angered soul was

whomever the angered soul was who wrote the curriculum for qld biology assessment pieces, i hereby formerly ask you why make and end-of-year12 exam on disease that covers infectious agents, non infectious disease, allergic response, the basic methods on treating viral, bacterial, fungal, and parasitic diseases, as well as allergic reactions, the whys and whats of said topics, and even some plant diseases.

 

 

why.        

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Revenge.

 

Deserved or not.

 

 

 

 

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The Upcoming Hot New Power

The Upcoming Hot New Power Move of 2019

  • Biting a jelly cup (intently, with passion and vigor) and then loudly announcing "THATS GOOD SOUP!"
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(if you want to know more about the real me and some funny things...scroll down)

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​Before we go any further....

I AM A PROUD ELDER IN THE CRAZY CLUB!!!! I'LL SAY IT LOUD AND I'LL SAY IT PROUD!!

 

My name is Valasari, Viking from the Isle of Vanaheim. Home to the sick and elderly dragons who make their final pilgrimage to this sacred land. Not many Vikings have made it past the unblinking Sentinel gaurdians, who have stone-like statue appearances and have the element of surprise upon unsuspecting Vikings. They are actually blind, therefore rely on their hearing & smell. They have better hearing than most dragons because of their blindness.

 

Before you ask...YES I know that this is a Signature....buuut you know......

 

 

  MY DRAGONS

 

Saharii--Adult Rumblehorn

Zeena--Teen Monstrous Nightmare

 

 

Role Plays I am In:

I know...I need to get a life.

 

Messengers of Light

 

Between Two Worlds

 

Unsuspected Changes
 

The SweetWraith

 

The Elven''s Hope

 

Kalelians in Milldrany

 

A Fusion's Will To Live

 

Dragon Evolution: Rise of the Hybrids

 

Dragon Evolution: The Treaty

 

The Enhanced

 

The Fall of the Elementals

 

Dark Future 

 

Modern Riding

 

Captured

 

 

 

   ABOUT ME

 

I come from the Isle of Vanaheim. So far, the Sentinels have trusted me enough to live among the poor old dragons on this sacred Island. Of course, my Dragons are with me. They had to prove that they were trustworthy, as well as loyal. I have sadly moved away from Vanheim to live in the School. My goal is to become an Ultimate Dragon Trainer and then go back to Vanaheim!! I wish to see the Sentinels again....someday, after I have achieve my goal.

 

   ABOUT MY DRAGONS

 

I saved Saharii from a devastating situation. Dragon Hunters had caged him, but Hiccup and I rescued him just in time.

Now, Zeena, on the other talon, has a wonderful life, I am making sure of it. I wish to befriend more dragons. I hatched her from an egg and raised her. With some help from Saharii.

 

Join me in my quest to save dragons from scum. And as far as dragons are concerned...I wouldn't trade them for anything.....Would You?

 

Random Note: I'm Dati, btw. I'm in my teens and I'm a weirdo. XD

 

   THINGS I LOVE!

 

1. K-POP! (I'm training to become an idol)

2.Dragons!--WHO ON LOKI ISLAND doesn't LOVE dragons.

3.Horses--Beautiful animals

4.Razorwhips--my favourite dragons

5.My animals...'cause...well...just 'cause.

6.Reptiles--Who dosn't like scaly creatures?

7.Lord of the Rings--Obviously 'cause Gandolf is AWESOME and Legalos too

8.School of Dragons--Uh...I don't know what to say but I wish I could play it MORE!

 

 

​Favorite Books

Wings of Fire  Tui.T. Sutherland

Pegasus Kate O'hearn

Narnia C.S.Lewis

Shadow Horse Alison Heart

​A Horse of Her Own Annie Wedekind

Menagerie Tui T. Sutherland

Buddy H. M. Herlong

(That's not all....but all my wittle brain could think of)

 

 

 

Funny things

 

I'm NOT clumsy. It's just that the floor hates me. The tables and chairs are bullies and the Wall Gets In The WAY!!

 

 

When someone told me I was in a fantasy, I fell off my Unicorn.

 

Friend: Did you fall?

Me: No, I attacked the floor.

Friend: Backwards?

Me: I'm freakin' talented!!!!!

The morale of this story. Just believe the cold truth that you're a Klutz. 'Cause I sure am.

 

If a robber broke into our house to search for money....I would laugh and search with him.

 

I hate it when people text me and it says "call me". One day, I am going to call someone and say "text me".

 

I can't dance to save my life, but when I step in dog poo, I can moondance better than Michael Jackson. =)

 

 

 

Dad jokes:

 

 Dad lookes at me....."You know hon, I couldn't find a single shoe shop today". I breathe in a sigh of relief, knowing that he won't make a bad joke. Dad: "They only sold them in pairs". I bang my head on the wall.

 

Dad dances around in front of the ATM machine. Me: what are you doing? Dad: Just checking my balance. Me: *walks away to the car*

 

Dad in the morning: You know I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went....then it dawned on me.

 

Dad: Yesterday I ate a clock..it was very time consuming...especially when I went back for seconds!!

 

Dad: What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue? Me: I don't know. Dad: You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna. Me: What about the pot of glue? Dad: I knew that you would get stuck on that! Me: OHHHHHHHHHH

 

Dad: Did you hear about the guy in KC who was addicted to brake fluid? Me: No..... Dad: Good news! He can stop at any time.

 

Dad and I were at the store and he picks up the velcro: I wouldn't buy anything with velcro....it's a total rip-off.

 

Mom asks dad at Thanksgiving: How does the turkey smell? Dad: Through its nose, I guess. Me: I'm going to bed.

 

Dad after a nice hot shower: You know..... Me: Here it comes. Dad: Singing in the shower while washing your hair is all good 'till you get soap in your mouth.....it then it just becomes a soap opera....

 

That's All Folks!!

for now.....(evil laugh)

 

 

 

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nothing like staying up all night because i cant remember what self management and care is anymore and loading up doll divine and making the mothman in a bug pony thing at 6am amirite

 

 

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Wow, you did that at six AM after staying up all night?? Amazing! I love the style

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its time to test the censorship of the here

starting with

 

 

 

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Any episode of any season of httyd but instead it's a cheesy found footage horror flick

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Luna (Female Night Fury) 

 

Scorpion (Female Triple Stryke) 

 

LightzBoy (Male Titan Skrill)

 

Eclipse (female sand wraith)

 

SeaFoam (Male Tide Glider)

 

CloudLeaper (Male Stormcutter)

 

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Mistymoon, my titan Flightmare by the talented XxSilver.MoonxX :3

 

 

Mistymoon by amazing Feenix the Fire :D

 

 

Mistymoon by the skillful Mel la ^^

My beautiful windwalker, Sky Diver

Eclipse my sandwraith by the awesome ZestyDragonWing

Me and Sky Diver by skilled RedHoodJason!

Silvia my Light Fury oc by ZestDragonWing! :D

All by the amazing AndreaEaston! <3

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sometimes self care is drawing shirtless men at 11pm and also putting a lil smily mouth between his nips because that is currently the peak of comedy to me

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resurrecting this trilobite of a thread

broke: multi-headed dragons have their own personalities per each head

woke: it's a hive mind and while each head can perform independant tasks, it can also act perfectly in unison whenever it chooses and will do so at random moments to intimidate those around it

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I have?
Noodles
They are?
Terrible for my already suffering body
I am?
At peace with this
Hotel?
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I support all our heros, they protect us and sacrifice their lives for ours day and night. Thanks to you all, because of you, we can we rest easily.

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I am a Cross Country runner, a biker, a guitarist, a pianist, and a bassist. I hope to excell in all things I set my mind to doing.

I am also I follower of our Lord and saviour, Jesus Christ.

My SoD name is BlizzardTheBezerk 

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"Say what you will, we all have opinions and theories. You keep yours and I'll keep mine, don't hurt me for them and don't hurt others for their's."- Me

"The minute you think of giving up, think of the reason you held on for so long"- JackSepticEye

"Enjoy who you are and find the people who will like you for who you are, don't change yourself just to fit in. Fit in where you're meant to, not where the world wants you to."- Me

"We all bleed the same color when you cut through the flesh"- Moccasin Creek feat. Bruce Kulick and Twan D

"You can do anything you set your mind to, man"- Eminem

"The truth is, you don't know what's going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed"- Eminem

"Before you judge someone, walk a mile in his shoes"- Eminem

"You can make something of your life. It just depends on your drive"- Eminem

"Stay away from negative people. They have a problem for every solution"- Albert Einstein

"I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed"- Michael Jordan

"The problem is not the problem; the problem is your attitude about the problem"- Captain Jack Sparrow

"...No matter what others think, it's your life, go on with confidence" - Joker

"Nobody can hurt me without my permission"- Mahatma Gandhi

"A leader does the right thing when others are doing the wrong thing, be a leader and do the right thing, create a good example for others to follow"- Robert W. T., my dad.

"Be strong, but not rude; be kind, but not weak; be bold, but not bully; be humble, but not timid; be proud, but not arrogant."- David Draiman from Disturbed

"You've got two choices; you could either complain about it, or use it as fuel to make you a better person"- Brent Smith from Shinedown

"Don't Be Delicate, be Vast and Brilliant"- Brent Smith

"Devistation is only negative if you learn nothing from it"- Brent Smith

"Be good. Be good to each other"- Brent Smith

"You know what is truely awesome...Telling the person next to you that you love them."- Brent Smith

"Sometimes you have to except when someone doesn't feel the same about you."- Mazikeen "Maze" Smith from Lucifer

"People don't arrive broken. They start with passion and yearning till something comes along disabuses those notions."- Lucifer from Lucifer

"Fear kills your ability to see beauty"- Will Smith

"Fear is not real. It is a product of thoughts you create. Do not misunderstand me. Danger is very real. But fear is a choice"- Will Smith

"Dont' chase people. Be yourself, do your own thing and work hard. The right people, the one's who really belong in your life, will come to you and stay"- Will Smith

"Lies run sprints, but the truth runs marathons."- Michael Jackson

"The only place where SUCCESS come before Work is in the dictionary."- Words of Wisemen on Instagram.

 

"We are all perfectly imperfect..."- Sully Erna

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  Why did I not know about

 

Why did I not know about this thread?!  This thread is gold.

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AFTER ALMOST A YEAR OF PROCRASTINATION, LINKS TO MY THIRD HALLOWEEN STORY ARE NOW UP IN MY SIGNATURE!

 

 

LACK LUNASON

(I figure you've probably already figured that out, but I thought I'd play it safe.)

 

    Hi, I'm Lack Lunason. I'm called that because I lack many things, and I'm a lunatic. I just put son on the end to make it sound more like a viking name. I'm also a Christ follower.

 

      Here are just a few more things about me:

  1. I am a procrastinator.
  2. I'm pretty nice (mostly).
  3. I am most definitely kind (don't listen to those that say otherwise).
  4. Adventurous.
  5. Lazy.
  6. A dreamer.
  7. And I'm slightly crazy.

     I've been around SoD for a long time. I think I was one of the first thousand to leave Berk and sail to the school. I'm happily part of the bold clan known as POTATO BROTHERS. I have over four-thousand trouphies, although, I don't like racing much. On the other hand, I'm a Master Farmer.  (Don't you dare ask me how fishing is going!  We don't speak of that!)

 

      On the ranking on the forum, I've completed/on the following: Jarl, Forager, Wilderness Explore, Viking Warrior, Dragon Trainer, Drott, Dragon Master, Chief, Berk's Power Player, and......

 

SUPREME VIKING CHAMPION

(Respect my Authority!)

[because no one else will]

 

(Sorta) Current Trophy Count:

4725

 

Now onto some random stuff. This part will grow over time.

 

WARNING:  THE REST OF THIS THREAD IS GUARDED BY....

 

BAT-MAN THE VAST (Also known as Bat-Stoick)

(By The Dragoness)

 

Fan-Fiction And Short Stories:

 

Shrieks From The Shadows Series:

 

Once Bitten, Twice Shy

Chapter 1    Chapter 2    Chapter 3   Chapter 4   Chapter 5

 

The Terrifier

Chapter 1  Chapter 2  Chapter 3  Chapter 4  Chapter 5

 

What Lurks in Ebony Swamp

Chapter 1     Chapter 2     Chapter 3    Chapter 4   Chapter 5

 

Things I am a Fan of

 

How To Train Your Dragon

 

 

GODZILLA

 

TEETITANS

 

Quotes I love

 

"Once I set the sea alight with a single fiery breath....

Once I was so mighty that I thought my name was death....

Sing out loud until you're eaten, song of melancholy bliss....

For the mighty and the middling all shall come to THIS...."

The Green Death, How To Train Your Dragon: book 1. Cressida Cowell.

 

"WE WILL FIGHT THEM ON THE BEACHES! WE WILL FIGHT THEM IN THE BRACKEN! WE WILL FIGHT THEM IN THOSE BOGGY MARSHY BITS THAT ARE SO DIFFICULT TO WALK THROUGH WITHOUT LOSING YOUR SHOES! WE WILL NEVER SURRENDER!"

Stoick The Vast. How To Train Your Dragon: Book 5. Creessida Cowell.

 

"I sailed so far to be a King, but the time was never right.....

I lost my way on a stormy past, got wrecked in starless night....

But let my heart be wrecked by hurricanes and my ship by stormy weather....

I know I am a Hero...and a Hero is....FOREVER!

In another time, another place, I could have been a King....

But in my castle's ruined towers the lonely seabirds sing.....

I burned up my Tomorrows, I cannot go back ever....

But I am still a Hero....and a Hero is.......FOREVER!

Up with your sword and strike at the gale......

Ride the rough seas for those waves are your home......

Winters may freeze but our hearts do not fail.....

Heroes.......Hearts......FOREVER!

You are never alone if the sea is your friend......

Riding the waves of impossible quests.....

If it doesn't end well, then it isn't the end.....

A Hero.....Fights.....FOREVER!

The hero cares not for a wild winter's storm.....

For it carries him swift on the back of the wave.....

All may be lost and our hearts may be worn.....

BUT A HERO.....FIGHTS.....FOREVER!"

Grimbeard the Ghastly's Last Song. How To Train Your Dragon: Book 11 and 12. Cressida Cowell.

 

      That's about it. I give full credit for...well, everything, to GOD. Have a good day.

 

Bye for now!

 

 

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i am jsut,,,, so tired of advertisement. that is all

Yeah I'm what the kids call Woke

*vehemently vilifies the modern western perception of christmas for being a hollow capitalist propoganda tool and internally despises all ads and marketing for it*