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Sideswipe: (wicked grin) I think it's time for a prank (starts whisteling opening theme from HTTYD 1)

Me: Uh oh!

Garenth (Deadly Nadder): Not again!

Me: Hypergoof, run! Sideswipe is at it again!

Grimlock: Please tell me that he's not trying to set her off! She freaked me out last time! Worse than seeing a kitten! (shudders)

Me: You really need to get over that kitten fear big guy. You're a DINOBOT for Thor's sake!

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Cuteseepie; "Sideswipe. Aren't you forgetting something?"

Ziggy; (Adds) "Hypergoof goes berserk in the direction of what set her off. Speaking of which."

Me; (Charges towards Sideswipe)

Ziggy; (Lifts off to get out of my way because he was in between Sideswipe and me)

Cuteseepie; (To Ziggy) "Why didn't you catch her!!!"

Ziggy; (Shrugs) "Sideswipe caused Hypergoof to go berserk on purpose. I think he should have to deal with the consequences."

Cuteseepie; "WHAT IF SHE ATTACKS SOMEONE ELSE ON HER WAY TO HIM?!!!" 

 

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Sideswipe: Um...oops! Forgot about that! (Runs like the coward he is! Hypergoof chases him!)

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Serves you right!

Grimlock: Should we...I dunno, help him out?

Me: Nah, let him suffer for a bit. It's his fault for doing this.

Grimlock: This should be fun to watch

Me: (Whispers to Cuteseepie) When I tell Garenth to grab Hypergoof, once she calms down I want you to cry "Oh look! A kitten!" Watch what happens when you do that! It's hillarious, trust me!

Garenth: Just let me know when to pounce boss.

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Ziggy; (shoves Cuteseepie out of the way) "What are you asking party pooper for? I'll say it and see what happens."

Cuteseepie; "Hey! I am not a party pooper."

Ziggy; "With pranks you tend to be."

Cuteseepie; "That's because most of the pranks you do are MEAN!"

Ziggy; "Tell me one time you DIDN'T disagree with someone pulling a prank on someone?"

Cuteseepie; "I once left Snotlout stuck in a Wiggles hug for snooping around Hypergoof's and Termite's houses."

Ziggy; "That's not a prank. That's just Wiggles being Wiggles."

Cuteseepie; "It is a prank. Not from Wiggles sure but from me it was. My choice to leave Snotlout there to think about what he did was the prank."

Ziggy; "Ya but-"

Termite; "Um....Can I please draw you guy's attention back to berserking Hypergoof? She's hanging from Sideswipe's leg. .....Like a rabbid dog. Someone better detach her before ether Sideswipe or Hypergoof get hurt."

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Sideswipe: OW OW OW! GET HER OFF GET HER OFF!

Me: Crybaby! Garenth, do you mind? (gestures to Hypergoof)

Garenth: On it! (Pounces and pulls Hypergoof off Sideswipe without too much damage)

Me: (turns to Ziggy and Cuteseepie) (Whispers) When Hypergoof calms down, I don't care which one of you says "Oh look, a kitten!" just do it! I want her lucid for this! Just pay attention to Grimlock, got it?

Grimlock: (notices us talking about him) You guys talkin' 'bout me or something? Should I be worried?

Me: No, it's nothing big guy. You'll find out once Hypergoof here calms down

Garenth: Cuteseepie...a little help please? She's starting to bite me! Ouch! Quit it! Good thing I have a thick hide!

Me: Oh and Ziggy, feel free to give Sideswipe a zap for his latest prank. And don't even think about trying that on me! I've got rubber in this new armor and that insulates against electricity! (blows rasbery at said Skrill)

Sideswipe: Good thing Wiggles isn't here....

Me: (wicked grin) Wiggles, once Sideswipe gets his dose of zappage from Ziggy, feel free to give him a "hug" ok? And make sure he can't do the spine tap trick.

Windblade (thumbnail): Let me guess: Sideswipe set off Hypergoof again? (gestures to Hypergoof struggling under Garneth's claws)

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Cuteseepie; "Yes he did."

Ziggy; (Sticks his toung out at you in response to the "you can't get me" rasbery then sits on you for your rudeness in telling him what he can and can't do regardless on whether he can pin you down or not)

Wiggles; (Burst's from the ground in a manner that is a little bit scary and hugs Sideswipe)

Cuteseepie; (While gently holding my head down so I can't bite) "Wiggles no. Sideswipe already got berserked on by Hypergoof. I don't think he needs to be punished twice for the same thing."

Wiggles; (Is not listening at all because he does not view hugs as punishment)

 

 

((I'll probably do the kitten thing in the next post. There seemed to be enough here to react to for one post))

 

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Sideswipe: (getting hugged by Wiggles) OH COME ON! Can't I catch a break?
Me, Grimlock and Windblade: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!

Me: Windblade, tap Wiggles' spine and get him out of there, will you? Either that, or shine a dot or something. Oh and Nice try Ziggy, but ya can't catch me! (jumps out of the way to avoid getting sat on by said Skrill.

Windblade: On it (taps Wiggles' spine, Wiggles releases Sideswipe)

Sideswipe: (relieved) phew, thanks. I have enough dents to smooth out now!

Me: (Whispering to Ziggy and Cuteseepie) Don't forget to try the kitten thing I mentioned! Be sure to pay attention to Grimlock!

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*Thornbristle enters with me*

Thornbristle: Hewo *Hes a lv2 hatchling btw*

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Me: Hi Thornbristle! Aren't you a cutie? (What type of dragon is he anyways?)

Windblade: Sideswipe here just set off Hypergoof's little...um...Berserker trick and got himself in a bit of trouble for it.

Me: It's true!

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*Subject*

Thistle: *Purrish sound*

Hiver: *Giggles* I saw everything XD

Spooks: *Silver dragon hatchling* Hi!

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Me; (Starts to wake up from berserk rage) "Did I do a bad?"

Cuteseepie; (Takes his foot off my head) "Ya but he deserved it. Not sure he deserved the extra Wiggles hug though."

Ziggy; (Is about to chase after you to try another annoyance tactic but then he notices I'm not nuts anymore) "Oh hey it's time. .........KITTEN!" 

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Grimlock: (Shrieks like a foghorn) AIIEEEEEEEEEE! KITTEN? WHERE? WHERE IS IT?! KEEP IT AWAY FROM ME!

Me and the others: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Me: See? (wipes laugh tears away) HAHHAA! I TOLD you that what would happen would be hillarious!

Windblade: HAHAHAHAH! IS Grimlock really that terrified of kittens?

Me: Don't ask! I use this prank all the time! (Doubles over with laughter)

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Me; "Where is the Kitten? I like kittens."

Ziggy; "Oh you were still a little dazed weren't you. There's no kitten. I just said it to see what happens. Apparently Grimlock is scared of them."

Me; "Why would someone be scared of kittens? Did something kitten related happen to him at some point?"

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Me: There was this incident with a bot named Nightstrike that gave Grimlock here nightmares about cats. Apparently he doesn't like fuzzy things.

Garenth: I shout "Oh look, a kitten!" All the time to scare the big bot! It's especially fun as a harvest haunt prank!

Me: (high wings Garenth) Ya got that right big boy!

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Me; "Chomp went though a faze of being scared of sheep because of a nightmare."

Ziggy; "And that is ridiculous because Chomp is a screaming death."

Me; "He's not a very old screaming death."

Ziggy; "Still."

Me; "And now the poor guy is scared of the fake spiders they put up for harvest haunt."

(A rumble runs through the ground)

Ziggy; "Why to I get the feeling I know who that is."

Chomp; (Bursts out of the ground screaming at the top of his lungs followed by a laughing flightmare holding one of those very spiders)

Cuteseepie; "Causemoe! Leave Chomp alone for the hundredth time! He might break something important with you chaiseing him around like that!"

Causemoe; (Isn't listening to Cuteseepie at all)

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Thitsle: The Scrweaming death is afraid of Spidars?

Yep thitsle

Hiver: *In Spider costume* BOO!

*Has stormcatter on shoulder* Storm: Meow

 

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Chomp; (Skids to a stop just before crashing into Hiver and flips out as he scrambles to retreat in the opposite direction. He screams the entire way into the great hall to hide much to the dismay of everyone already in there who think he is attacking the village and run out screaming)

Causemoe; (Rolls on the floor laughing at the pandemonium)

Cuteseepie; (Facewing)

Ziggy; (Snickers)

Me; (Trying to calm down the crowd of panicking vikings fleeing the great hall) "It's ok everyone. It's just Chomp."

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*Thistles jaw drops*

Hiver: (Rolf)

Storm: *Back arches*

XDXDXD Hiver! y u do dat?

Hiver: Its dreadfall! why not?

 

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Sideswipe: I think I have a way to get Causemoe to stop messing with poor Chomp. I can't blame him for being scared of spiders (shudders) I hate those creepy little things!

Windblade: Can't blame ya. I hate those things too!

Me: I'm way ahead of you guys! WIGGLES! Causemoe needs a hug!

Strongarm: Let's see that punk dragon Causemoe get out of this one!

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Me; (Enters the great hall to try to calm Chomp down. The inside is a complete mess. All the tables are overturned and the tapestries are on the floor instead of the celing where they should be. One is even hanging from Chomp's spines in tatters. A little while later I appear in the doorway) "He won't come out."

Cuteseepie; "Stoick is not going to like this."

Causemoe; "I know how to get him out." (Holds up fake spider)

Cuteseepie; "Don't even think about it Causemoe. CAUSEMOE NO!"

Causemoe; (Darts into the great hall. A few seconds later a huge scream is heard loud enough to shake the ground)

Chomp; (Bursts out of the great hall and starts flying around that village in a blind panic knocking things over and flat out destroying a few shops with his clumsy tail)

Cuteseepie; (Facewing again) "Stoick is going to like this even less." (Glares at Causemoe when he comes out)

Causemoe; "What? We needed to get him out of the great hall."

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Me: AGH SPIDER SPIDER SPIDER *hyperventilating*

Cel (Excelsior, stormcutter): Allie. Calm down.

Me: SPIDER SPIDER SPIDER

Cel: ALLIE. It's FAKE.

Me: SPIDER SPI- what?

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Causemoe; "W-what?" 

Wiggles; (Darts full speed in Causemoe's direction)

Causemoe; "EEP! No Wiggles! You're gunna-" (Gets hugged by Wiggles) "-ruin my warpaint." (Struggles helplessly) "Get offa me I am not a dolly! Heeeelp! This isn't funny guys!"

Me; (Giggles) "You deserve this one Causemoe."

Wiggles; (Puts his head right on top of the obnocshis flightmare)

Causemoe; "I'm not a pillow ether!!!" (Makes another attempt to escape that fails) "Alright alright! I'm sorry for scaring Chomp! You win! You win! Now please get him off me before someone sees this! This is embarrassing."

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Me: HAHAHA! Grimlock, you can come down now! There wasn't really a kitten, sorry big guy!

Grimlock: Sheesh, thanks a lot! (climbs out of spruce tree he took refuge in, letting it spring back into place) So...what'd Causemoe do this time?
Sideswipe: HAHAHAHAHAH! Ah...he gave poor Chomp a scare with a fake spider. (gestures to Screaming Death in question)

Grimlock: Oh, the Screaming Death huh? Hey Chomp! I've got the perfect way to get over your fright! You're big enough to take me on, wanna go spar or something?

Me: Grimlock's trying to help Chomp. He think's sparring is the best way to get over a scare. Trust me on this one, he's sometimes right about that. (gives Chomp a reassuring wink) (To Grimlock) Just promise me you'll go easy on him big guy.

Grimlock: Can do boss lady.

Windblade: HAHAHAH! I've been on the other end of one of Wiggle's hugs and I'm glad to see someone else in his grip!

Strongarm: HAHAHAHAH! I'm just glad Lieutenant Bumblebee's out with Drift right now! He would SOOOO not approve of this!

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Chomp; "S-Sparing? Does that mean fighting? I don't like fighting."

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Grimlock: Um...this guy doesn't like to fight does he? (he tries to whisper, but he's a Dinobot, he doesn't exactly get "quiet)

Sideswipe: I've got this. Hey Chomp. You wanna play a game or something? Check this out: Shiny dot! (shines laser pointer Fixit made)

Me: Good thing Sideswipe likes Screaming Deaths. He's even considering getting one for himself since they'll be big enough for him to ride when they grow up.

Strongarm: Really? I might consider getting a dragon myself if I can get one big enough to ride...

Windblade: I can fly on my own, but I wouldn't mind having a dragon as a pet at least. Maybe one of those adorable littel Night Terrors or a Terrible Terror even. (She finds both types of Terrors charming)

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Chomp; (immediately start's chasing the light.)

Wiggles; (Drops the still struggling Causemoe and joins in the game)

Causemoe; "FINALLY!" (Flys away indignitly)

Me; "You guys better hope Sideswipe doesn't sick his screaming death on you for all the times you sent Wiggles at him. Screaming deaths are even MORE difficult to escape from than whispering deaths when it comes to hugs. I'm very glad that Chomp isn't AS huggy as Wiggles because of that."

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Me: I think Sideswipe's learned his lesson. At least this game will (hopefully) help Chomp forget the incident with the spiders.

Sideswipe: Don't worry about that. I've learned my lesson from all the times I've been "hugged" by these guys. (keeps shining light for Death pair)

Windblade: It's kinda cute to see them chasing that dot. But I thought Screaming and Whispering Death dragon types were photophobic or something.

Me: (to Hypergoof) in case you didn't know, "photophobic" is just a fancy way of saying they're scared of the light. Hopefully the Screaming Death that ends up with Sideswipe will be just as friendly and happy-go-lucky as these two funny little weirdos. And I mean "weirdos" in a good way.

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Termite; "Not sure what type of advice to give you there. I got lucky with Wiggles and we got even more lucky with Chomp. It seems to help the dragon be more friendly if you happen to find them young and give them lots of love while they are growing up. Not sure you'll have a choice in how old the dragon you find will be though. Best of luck to you in finding yourself a friendly one."

Me; "That reminds me. Screaming deaths are soooooo cute when they are tinytooths. They looks like cute fat grubs or spiky plushys." :D

Termite; "Nether of those things sound cute."

Me; "They are cute to me. When Chomp was really little I just wanted to pick him up and snuggle him all the time!"

Termite; "And you wonder where Wiggles got the whole hug thing."

Me; "Hm?"

Termite; "I think he hugs people because when he was really little you constantly asked me if you could hold him.....and I let you."

Me; "You cuddled him more than I did. I mean he lives with YOU after all."

Termite; "Ya but-"

Wiggles; (Comes up behind us and hugs both of us at the same time)

Me; "AK! Hi Wiggles. You forgot to ask my permission again."

Wiggles; "Sorry." (But he doesn't drop us)

Termite; (Rolls her eyes at him then reaches up an arm she managed to keep from getting pinned to pet Wiggles' cheek)

Cuteseepie; "He's just going to keep grabbing you out of nowhere if you keep giving him attention for it."

Termite; (Shrugs and keeps petting Wiggles)

Me; "I don't really like group hugs. Can I please go now?"

Wiggles; (Snuggles me for a few seconds before dropping me but he still has Termite who doesn't seem to mind)

Ziggy; "Hey, he actually dropped you when you asked for once."

Me; "Maybe because he has his mommy to cuddle with." (Points at Termite who is scratching a very happy Wiggles between his horns)

Chomp meanwhile is still busy chasing the light. Why Wiggles stopped is unknown.

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Me: HAHAHAHAHAH! Wiggles never disapoints does he? He always knows how to make someone laugh!

Sideswipe: Guess I can keep playing with Chomp huh? Don't worry about my Screaming Death. When I get one I plan on spoiling the hatchling rotten with lots of love and treats!

Me: Oh brother! He ALWAYS spoils my dragons with treats! At least they aren't snobs as is the case with some spoiled dragons I know (shoots Sideswipe a warning look)

Sideswipe: (grins and keeps shining light for Chomp to chase)

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Me; "You know Sideswipe, if you really like screaming deaths I bet Chomp would let you pet him if you put your hand out to him. He's a little shy but you have been playing with him so he probably thinks of you as friendly. He's not a hugger like Wiggles so that shouldn't be an issue. He likes having his nose rubbed. Just be carful he doesn't sneeze as a result because his sneezes are explosive."

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Me: I'm sure Sideswipe would like that.

Sideswipe: Let's give this a try then! (holds out hand to Chomp to pet him)

Me: He really dose love the big scary dragons and he's had his eye on the screaming death eggs since he got here.

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Chomp; (Sniffs Sideswipe's hand cautiously then puts his head against it and makes happy noises while getting petted)

Me; "Awwwww. That's just as cute as I thought it would be."

Termite; "Jeez. Is trader Johan actually selling screaming death eggs? Where in the world did he get them?"

Cuteseepie; "I wonder how he gets a lot of the eggs he sells. I think most of them are rescued from various situations and others have been donated by dragon moms who have one or a few too many eggs to take care of. Maybe the screaming death ones came from someone trying to breed an army of them and they got confiscated by the Berk patrol. I bet that explains the huge amount of whispering death eggs too. Those are just the ones that didn't end up being screaming deaths."

Termite; "Someone MUST have been doing that. How else would there be so many screaming deaths around the school now? Well, at least this means Sideswipe can get one young. Which is always best when it comes to dragons with the stereotype of being mean. Even though that stereotype is completely unfair. Isn't that right Wiggles?" (Pets Wiggles)

Wiggles; (Leans on Termite lovingly)

Termite; "Careful Wiggles. I'm not exactly the sturdiest thing to lean on."

 

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Sideswipe: Thanks for the tip! I'll be right back! (drives off to see trader Johann for a Screaming Death egg)

Me: Oh brother! Ya had to tell him! Hopefully he won't end up with an oversized hugger like Wiggles.

Windblade: I just hope he can handle the thing when it's full sized. I've seen how big those Screaming Death dragons get! You call those big ones Titan Wing dragons right? The only one I've met so far that I consider even remotely friendly is the Bewilderbeast named Snowbeast from Sky's home island of Windbreaker.

Me: What? Snowbeast was named by one of my ancestors! He's sort of a family dragon ok?

Strongarm: (Rolls eyes) I just hope I don't end up on scooper duty with this new dragon...

Sideswipe (returning from Trader Johann): Check it out! I got a Screaming Death egg! AND it's got red markings too! He said it was close to...oh! It's hatching! (egg cracks and pops out a red and white Screaming Death)

Baby Screaming Death: Daddy? Who...what am I?

Me: Aw! It's so cute! I never thought a baby screaming death could be so cute!

Sideswipe: (scoops up baby dragon) Now what to call you...any name suggestions guys? Echo is already taken, so are "Chomp" and "Wiggles"

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Me; "Awwwwwwww! Look at the widdle baby dragon! Soooooo cuuuttteeee!"

Termite; "Dawwww." 

Wiggles; (Darts over at full speed to see the baby because he always wants to meet new people)

Chomp; (Comes over in a much calmer manner)

Ziggy; "Don't ask Hypergoof for names. She always comes up with the most ridiculous thing possible. She named Cuteseepie, Wiggles and Chomp."

Cuteseepie; "Hey! I like my name thank you very much!"

Me; "Is it a boy dragon or a girl dragon?"

 

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Me: It looks like a female judging by how bright those markings are...

Sideswipe: Personally, I stink at coming up with names, I don't care if the name sounds rediculous to toher people.

Me: Amen to that!

Sideswipe: (rescues baby dragon from Wiggles by shining laser pointer) Wiggles! Shiny! Come here little lady, sorry about that!

Baby (female) Screaming Death: Thanks Daddy! I thought he was going to crush me!

Me: Wiggles, you really should be more careful with babies! They're fragile!

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Wiggles; (Is busy chasing the light)

Me; "Don't worry. Wiggles is a little intimidating but he wouldn't hurt a baby dragon."

Termite; "It's true. He might make them uncomfortable or even downright scare them by accident but he wouldn't actually hurt them. He was fine around Chomp when he was really little and so far hasn't harmed any other baby dragon he got his coils on. I can understand why you would be worried though. It's not always comforting to watch him interact with young ones because he does always look like he's being rougher than he is. And....it's not like a Wiggles hug is the most comfortable thing ever so most babys tend to make a big deal out of the first hug from him they experience."

Me; (Is thoughtfully tapping my chin as I come up with a name for the screaming death) "Digget or Diggeta?"

Ziggy; (Facewings at my purposed name)

Me; "Rose or Thorn because of her spikes and red markings?"

Ziggy; (Rolls eyes)

Me; "Rumbleena? Get it? Because when she gets older the ground will rumble?"

Ziggy; (Facewings again) "That's the worst one so far!"

Cuteseepie; "I don't know. I kind of like it." 

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Me: I dunno, I kinda like Rose myself for a Screaming Death name. That's not a bad one from Hypergoof Sideswipe.

Sideswipe: Hmmm....How about Rosethorn? I couldn't pick, so I decided to combine the two names. What do you guys think of that?

Me: I like it, it's kinda catchy!

Rosethorn the Screaming Death: I like my new name Daddy!

Sideswipe: "Daddy"???? Why does she keep calling me that?

Me: Because you were the first thing she saw when she hatched and you happened to be there! No wonder she thinks you're her Daddy! I think it's kinda cute!

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Me; "That name is adorable for an adorable dragon."

Termite; "Sometimes they latch on to whoever cares for them too. Wiggles here calls me momma all the time despite the fact that we met after he hatched." (Pats Wiggles on the head playfully)

Me; "Well whatever the reason. It is really cute that she calls you that. That's the start of a very strong bond right there. Whispering deaths and screaming deaths have very close family ties. Mr. Island munch ((What Hypergoof calls the screaming death from the show regardless of whether or not that is his actual name)) was only prevented from destroying more important stuff because Hiccup helped him find his mommy after all."

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Me: Dang computer's internet is glitching out on me!

Rosethorn: What's the internet?

Me: That's kinda hard to explain sweetie. I doubt even Fixit can explain it!

Sideswipe: Rosethorn! Look! Shiny! (Shines laser light to see if she'll chase it)

Rosethorn: OOHHH! SHINY!

Me: OH! That is just so CUTE!

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Me; "Awwwww! I just wanna hug her. She's soooo cute!"

Termite; "Yup. You're DEFINITELY the reason Wiggles is a hugger."

Me; "Why do you keep trying to blame me for that? I think it was partly because Wiggles is just cuddly by nature. The other bit must have been nurture but that was mostly YOU."

Chomp; (Is calmly watching Rosethorn chase the light)

Ziggy; ".......Do you think Rosethorn knows he's there?"

Me; "Hu?"

Ziggy; "Chomp. She doesn't seem to have noticed him yet. Kind of a big thing not to notice isn't he? I mean he might not be full grown yet but still. If Wiggles scared her why doesn't Chomp?"

Termite; "Probably because Chomp didn't try to grab her out of nowhere."

Ziggy; ".....True."

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Rosethorn: (gets bored with chasing the laser dot and spots Chomp) Who are you? You're so big! (Leans back to get a better look at Chomp)

Me: At least he hasn't freaked her out yet!

Sideswipe: Rosethorn, sweetie, that's your Uncle Chomp! You're going to get just as big as him when you get older!

Rosethorn: Really Daddy? (gives Sideswipe the cutest disbelieving look with those adorable ruby eyes of hers!)

Me: Aw! Isn't she the cutest little dragon ever?

Sideswipe: (to Hypergoof) You can hug her if you want, just PROMISE me you won't turn her into a hugger like Wiggles! I've got enough to do dodging that guy's hugs! (Dodges said dragon seconds later)

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Termite told Rosethorn "Actually. You'll be even BIGGER than Chomp when you grow up and so will he. He's not full grown yet."

Chomp; (lowers his head to sniff Rosethorn in greeting and wags his tail because he learned that from Wiggles)

Me; (Awkwardly walks over and asks the little screaming death) "I have a weird question. Can I hold you? You're cute."

 

 

((I'm gunna be gone for a little bit to watch a movie with my dad))

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Rosethorn: What's a "hug"? (Crawls into Hypergoof's arms and promptly falls asleep)

Sideswipe: Aw, isn't my little Rosethorn the cutest? Just don't turn her into a hugger like Wiggles ok? I have enough to deal with avoiding that guy!

Me: Only cause it's hillarious watching you struggle to get free of a certain hug monster! Speaking of which...(gives evil pumpkin grin)

Sideswipe: Don't you DARE! I'LL TELL OPTIMUS!

Me: So what? Prime's off on his own mission now anyways! WIGGLES! SIDESWIPE NEEDS A HUG!

Sideswipe: (Groans) NOT AGAIN!

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Wiggles; (Full out tackles him)

Me; (Is not paying any attention because I am now sitting on the ground petting Rosethorn and am not focusing on anything else)

Termite; (Rolls eyes at the fact that Wiggles is doing the hug monster thing AGAIN)

Ziggy; (Snickers)

Cuteseepie; (Nudges Ziggy for laughing but is giggling himself)

Chomp; (Is sniffing some random thing on the ground and so is paying about as much attention as I am)

Wiggles; (Trys to preen Sideswipe with his front teeth which only results in him getting a little bit of whispering death spit on him)

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Sideswipe: (grunts in annoyance when he gets tackled by Wiggles) OH EW GROSS! Wiggles, get off! (Tries to fend off Wiggles with a free hand)

Me: HAHAAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sideswipe: Sky, I swear, if you OR SOMEBODY ELSE don't get this hug machine off me RIGHT NOW, THERE WILL BE PAIN!
Me: Termite, can you handle this one? I'm sorry, but this is just TOO fun to watch! (doubles over with laughter)

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Termite; (Pulls out a hey stuffed leather ball and waves it at the whispering death) "Hey Wiggles!"

Wiggles; (Immediately snaps to attention and wags his tail excitedly)

Termite; "Want it? Want it Wiggles? Hm? Here. Fetch!" (Throws ball)

Wiggles; (Drops Sideswipe and goes after the ball)

Termite; "Works every time."

Cuteseepie; "I hope Rosethorn doesn't learn the hugging thing by watching Wiggles."

Me; "I don't think she saw that. She seems to be asleep.....which by the way is cuuuutttteee." 

Cuteseepie; "She'd probably have to watch it a few times anyway. Or at least more than once. ....I think."

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Sideswipe: Rosethorn looks like she's a sound sleeper. And Termite, thanks for getting Wiggles off me!

Me: You totally deserved that! (whispers to Hypergoof) any chance you can have Causemoe play a little prank on Strongarm and Bumblebee later? Or even Grimlock?

Grimlock: DON'T EVEN THINK OF PULLING THAT KITTEN THING AGAIN!
Rosethorn: (wakes with a Screaming Death yawn) Daddy? What was that?

Sideswipe: Oh great! Nice going Grim! You woke up Rosethorn! (Takes Rosethorn from Hypergoof)

Rosethorn: Daddy? Why is the big one so loud? I was trying to sleep!

Me: Where's Causemoe when ya need him?

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Causemoe; (Hears people talking to him and appears seemingly out of nowhere) "Someone called for the Causemoe?"

Cuteseepie; (Makes an annoyed face because he really doesn't like Causemoe)

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Sideswipe: Oh, Hey Causemoe. Meet Rosethorn! She's my new little Screaming Death!

Rosethorn: (now wrapped around Sideswipe's wrist like a bracelet) Hello! What kind of dragon are you?

Me: Isn't she adorable! But, down to business! Causemoe, see the big dinobot over there? (points to where Grimlock is now playing Tag the Dinobot with Chomp and Wiggles)

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Causemoe; (Answers Rosethorn) "I am a flightmare and a very glowy one at that. No one glows brighter than the Causemoe." 

Cuteseepie; "Wanda the fireworm queen can."

Causemoe; (Grumbles quietly and angrily) "Shut up Cuteseepie." (Realizes Sideswipe asked him something) "Sorry. What did you want?"