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Cuteseepie; "Eh. Probably a

Cuteseepie; "Eh. Probably a minute or two. It doesn't usually take too long once whatever set her off isn't happening anymore and she has nothing to attack."

Me; (Turns head to look up at Garenth) "......Hello. Did I do a bad?"

Cuteseepie; "See? It doesn't take long at all once both the trigger of her Berserk and her ability to attack stuff is gone. It takes a little longer if she's left loose to attack stuff but in this circumstance it doesn't take long."

Ziggy; "I hope you realize how much you repeated yourself just now."

Cuteseepie; "Yes I do and I don't care."

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An alien photobolms my nise picture of Hiccup.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Groncickles are usually friendly creatures but....

You still shouldn't mess with them.

 

 

 

(Note how the snow is off the ground because it is in fact stuck to the snow wraith's head)

 

 

 

 

 

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That moment when they pic up something ridiculously huge

 

 

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Me: LOL these are hillarious!

Garenth: Yeah I aggree

Sideswipe: Oh great, these again.

Me (sitting next to him in my mech suit - not to be conused with the Jeagers used for the battle against the Kaiju in Paciffic Rim): (punches Sideswipe in the arm) Oh be quiet you coward. You're just lucky she didn't bite your toe like last time you whistled near her!

Sideswipe (blushing): Oh yeah? (stands behind me and starts whistling Cantina band

Bumblebee (arriving just in time to clamp a hand over Sideswipe's mouth to shut him up): Oh no ya don't! Grimlock needs a sparring partner and YOU are today's unlucky punching bag! (drags away a protesting Sideswipe)

Me: Phew, that was close, eh bud? (glaces at Garenth)

Garenth: Yeah - too close. I nearly got my toe bitten off this morning when I had to sit on Hypergoof after she went off in her Berserker mode!

Auruma (my baby gold colored razorwhip): What's a Beserker mode? (she just started learning her "r" sounds! she is so cute :D)

Garenth: I think we should let Cuteseepie, Wiggles and Ziggy explain that kiddo (aside to Cutesee in a whisper) I love working with hatchlings - they are so cute!

Me (rolls eyes): Trust me, he's usually the one who volunteers to help me and Valka with the Scuttleclaw hatchlings we have at my dragon playcare center right now! Sheesh! They can be trouble! My friend Cassie has a pink and blue one named Dingo by the way - total cutie! My terrible terrors Blue and Lyall absolutely adore them! Just don't get them started on it - they can yammer on for hours about those two! (glances around nervously for said Terrors)

Coen and Broderick (my two night terrors come flying in): Hey boss lady, what's up? We were just about to head out on night patrol and wanted to check in

Me: Smidvarg asked me to take care of these two chuckle heads (see my siggy for their apperance) They've sort of become my stingtailed flamethrower Starchaser's scouts in night patrols for my colony of seventy plus dragons

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Cuteseepie; "If NOT

Cuteseepie; "If NOT explaining it stops anyone else from triggering it then I'm not talking." (Sticks nose up in the air)

Wiggles; "Whistling hurts Hypergoof's ears and makes her turn scary."

Cuteseepie; "WIGGLES!"

Wiggles; "What?"

Cuteseepie; "I didn't want anyone else from her group to know! Do you have any idea how manny times those people have made her go berserk already?"

Wiggles; "....no."

Cuteseepie; "Well they've done it a lot and I don't want them to do it anymore."

Ziggy; "I'm pretty sure that refusing to explain it is just going to make a young dragon want to trigger it just to see what happens."

Cuteseepie; "......(Sigh) You're right. Ok I'll explain it. Hypergoof is a Berserker and she has the ability to go berserk. Going berserk increases her strength but she can't exactly control herself while doing it. She pretty much just attacks everything and every one in that state. Including friends....and people who are several times bigger than her. Whistling is one of the things that sets her berserk state off so please do not do it."

Me; "......Seventy plus dragons is a lot....right? Is it a lot? I'm not good at numbers."

Ziggy; "Yes Hypergoof. Seventy plus dragons is a lot."

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Me (deactivating mech so I drop down to normal human size) (puts an arm around Auruma's neck): Don't worry Cutesee, I'll make sure we don't trigger Hypergoof's Berserker ability (unless there happens to be a certain Decepticon named Steeljaw nearby)

Auruma (gives Cutesee the most adorable confused look you've ever seen on a baby dragon): I still don't get it, but I promise I won't trigger Hyper's berserk ability unless I have to. Can I use it to scare off bullies if I need to?
Garenth (comes alert in an instant - he he hates bullies): Who's been bullying you little one?
Auruma; Nobody, I was just wondering, I promise!
Me: Alright, break it up you two - and look who's back from playing punching bag!

Sideswipe (limping and groaning with Grimlock behind him and Bumblebee bringing up the rear with Strongarm and Drift - as well as Slipstream and Jetstorm - his two minicon students): Ow, ow ow! Geese, Grim - next time, don't punch so hard!
Grimlock: Hey, Bee said you pulled a Berseker trigger on Hyper again and that I could punch as hard as I wanted (shrug)

Bumblebee: That's what'll happen next time you whistle or do something else to set off Hyper Sideswipe - got it? (Sideswipe cringes)

Jetstorm (black helmet minicon): It was fun to watch!

Slipstream (red helemet) (rolls eyes at more energetic partner): You would think so. I think Sideswipe got what he deserves.

Sideswipe: Glares at Slipstream

Strongarm (wicked grin on her face): Hey Wiggles! Someone told me you like to give hugs - any chance you can do that for Sideswipe? I think he needs one right now. I'd ask Grimlock, but he's already dealt enough punishment to the poor guy for one day. (Gives Whispering Death a wicked wink)

Drift: This should be interesting...(backs up a couple steps with the others)

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Cuteseepie; "Oh here we go."

Cuteseepie; "Oh here we go." -.-

Wiggles; (Immediately darts over and hugs Sideswipe)

Ziggy; "Heh. Good luck detaching him. There's a trick to it but I ain't telling. Not yet anyway."

 

 

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Sideswipe (struggling with one arm pinned by Wiggles): OW OW OW OW! GET HIM OFF GET HIM OFF!

Us (me and the remaining bots - well, save Drift since he never laughs but does grin when he finds something amusing like this): HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Me: HAHAHAHAHA! Good one Strongarm!

Strongarm (she's female just fyi) (grinning): I knew that would work! Sideswipe, next time you wanna try using Hypergoof's berserk ability to prank someone, I'll ask Wiggles here to give you a hug.

Sideswipe (panicking): Ok, UNCLE UNCLE! I GIVE I GIVE! GET HIM OFF OF ME!

Me and the others: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
Bumblebee (regains composure as team leader): Alright, we've had enough fun for one night (glances at me) some of us here have to get to bed since they have work tomorrow.

Me (muttering to Jetstorm - the friendlier of Drift's two minicons): Bee's worse than my mom!

Jetstorm (grinning and whispering): Oh, just do what he says - we can take it from here

Me: But I wanna see what happens! (I really do need to get to bed)

Drift (stern look): You do have work tomorrow night, do you not?
Me (grumbling): Yes Sensei (gets up from falling over onto Jetstorm's shoulder laughing to go to bed)

Grimlock (to Cutseepie and Ziggy): So, before this one (indicates me with his tail since he's in his dino mode) goes to bed, what's the trick to detaching Wiggles from a hug like that? I thought my punches were painful, but I'd hate to see what happens when Sky's Whispering Death Darksteel finds out about this! I think the poor guy's suffered enough (indicates where poor Sideswipe is still struggling to get free of Wiggles)

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Ziggy turned to Hypergoof and

Ziggy turned to Hypergoof and said "Well Hypergoof. You're the one with hands. Would you mind showing these guys how to save someone from Wiggles?"

Me; (Is just finishing laughing like a maneeak) "Sure. There are a few different ways to remove Wiggles. It's very simple. Watch this." (Pulls out a hunk of dryed mutton) "Oh Wiggles! Look what I've got for you!"

Wiggles; (Turns to look at Hypergoof. When he sees the mutton he immediately lets go and darts over to Hypergoof to receive his treat)

Hypergoof; "See? You just need to get him interested in something else. Throwing a ball or offering food works really well." (Giggles) "That was pretty funny though."

Ziggy; "It should also be known that the person getting hugged by Wiggles is rarely the person to get him off of them. If you get hugged you kind of need someone else's help most of the time."

Wiggles; (Hugs Hypergoof) 

Hypergoof; "...... Really Wiggles?"  -.-   (Is completely calm even though she is annoyed)

 

 

 

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Sideswipe (relieved): Thank you! Ow, Fixit's (our minicon other than Slipstream and Jetstorm) gonna have to help me file out the damage!

Me: (Glancing at Hypergoof) Hold on Hyper, I've got your back! Hey Wiggles! Look at the shiny! (pulls out laser toy that Fixit made for me - much better than a torch)

Strongarm: Let's see what Wiggles does: Sky's dragons go crazy over that sort of thing. (referring to my Whispering Death Darksteel, my Speed Stinger Starburst, and my baby dragons)

Garenth: What? Nadders can't love the shiny too? (Starts joining Wiggles in chasing the laser pointer)

Bumblebee: Trust me, all seventy dragons in Sky's colony love that thing! Fixit's already made several replacements bceuase they've broken six of them already

Jetstorm: It's true! Slipstream and I play with the ones Sky can't spend time with! We usually get playtime duty (in an aside "stage whisper to hypergoof) of course I tend to enjoy it more

Slipstream: I HEARD THAT YOU SON OF A SCRAP PILE (starts chasing after his fellow student minicon before Drift steps in)

Drift: ENOUGH! Is that anyway for my pupils to behave?

Slipstream/Jetstorm: No Sensei

Me (eye roll): Jetstorm does tend to have more fun with the dragons. Even my more aggressive ones seem to love him. Then again, he always brings treats for his favorites.

Jetstorm (grinning: I like spending time with the more aggressive dragons. Grimlock gets to spar with your Spike Roller Aurora after all! And your Bewilderbeast friend Snowbeast from Wavebreaker Island (not a real location just fyi) and your dad's Rumblehorn Brusier.

Me: (See siggy for images of Bruiser - done by Beareptilelover) Bruiser's a total sweetheart, but he just adores Grimlock! Those two are like two peas in a pod if ya know what I mean.

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Wiggles; "Shiny! Shiny!

Wiggles; "Shiny! Shiny! Shiny! Shiny!"

Ziggy; ".....Aren't whispering deaths suppose to hate light?"

Cuteseepie; "I don't think Wiggles follows any whispering death stereotype. He's probably chaiseing the light because that other dragon is chaising it so that means it's a game and Wiggles loves games." (looks around) "Ziggy? Where did you go?"

Ziggy; (Is chaising the light too now) "Come here little dot! You won't get away this time!"

Cuteseepie; "....I thought he figured out it was a light?"

Hypergoof; (Giggles) "I guess he wasn't talking about the dot itself. Maybe he just knew there was light involved."

Cuteseepie; "That doesn't make any sense. He was talking about what Wiggles is chaising and what Wiggles is chaising is the light."

Hypergoof; (Shrugs) "Maybe he realized it was light and then forgot."

Cuteseepie; "I suppose......."

Meanwhile during a tight turn the dragons chaising the dot crash into each other and temporarily become a tangle of legs, wings, coils and tails.

Ziggy; "Wiggles! Get your spiny tail out of my face!"

Wiggles; "Sorry."

Hypergoof; (Bursts out laughing) "PtttttHahahahaha! Are you guys ok?"

Ziggy; "FINE!" (Untangles himself and stomps off angery that his dignity is ruined) 

(Even though it was already ruined the moment he started chaising the light)

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Me (grinning at Hypergoof): Glad I could help! (starts laughing when Garenth disentangles himself from Ziggy and Wiggles)

Garenth: That was not fun for me! I'll have you know! (Sticks snout in the air in annoyance)

Bumblebee (laughing): Yeah, the laser light dot thing works whenever Sky needs to break up her dragons. They love it!

Fixit: It's sure...furr...(taps chestplate to reset circuits) true! The dragons love the laser dot!

Me: Fixit here is the minicon who made this for me (holds up laser pointer)

Strongarm: It's saved my tailpipe from getting roasted a few times already. I...admittedly don't get along well with the dragons in Sky's seventy plus colony.

Jetstorm: Keep treats with you - that works for me.

Me: It doesn't work for everyone Jetstorm

Jetstorm (shruggs): fair enough.

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wiggles do you want to hug cuddles? he love hugs to

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Wiggles hugs Cuddles. Me;

Wiggles hugs Cuddles.

Me; "Awww. That's adorible." :3

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Me; "I wonder why Strongarm

Me; "I wonder why Strongarm doesn't do well with dragons. Does he smell weird or something?"

Cuteseepie; "Some people just don't do well with them. That's all."

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Me: Strongarm gets along with some of my dragons, but not all seventy of them. Each of my oversized metal friends here have a few favorites (jerks thumb at group)

Strongarm (annoyed at being mistaken for a male bot): First of all Hyper, I'm female, second, like Sky said, I get along with a few of the dragons. Mostly Garenth, Darksteel the whispering death, her two Monstrous Nightmares Elsa and Topaz, her new zippleback Pietro and Rogers and of course Auruma here (scoops up baby razorwhip for a hug and snuggle)

Auruma: It's true! Miss Strongarm always helps scrub my plate scales! She also always has my favorite fish salmon with her!

Strongarm: It's true! She's such a sweetheart!

Sideswipe: Ugh, you went and got her started on her favorite dragons! This why we never get Strongarm started. Personally, I prefer hanging out with the faster dragons - Sky's speed stinger starburst for one, her two Geckus Toxicstripe dragons Thrush (pink male) and Iris (blue and purple female) and her other racing dragons like Moonracer, her Flightmare

Me: Sideswipe likes to race and it helps keep my more hyperactive dragons worn out. Even my Woolly Furies love him.

Chiheru Bronze: It's true! Sideswipe and Bumblebee race with us all the time!

Bumblebee (with Spectra Violet making a purple accent on his shoulder): When we have time of course. But Tiba Emerald seems to like spending time with Drift. (Jerks thumb to ninja bot with a bright green and bronze Woolly Fury on his shoulder)

Me: Tiba is practically the only dragon from my group Drift likes. His two minicon students Slipstream and Jetstorm each have their favorites respectively.

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(Most of dragons enter,spoting autobots)

Teslo:Sup Hyper! Sup Ziggy! Sup wiggles! Sup Cuteseepie!

Me: Hey guys!

Surf and turf: Whats with the giant robots?

Hiver: Sup guys!

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Me; "Hi!" Ziggy; "Did you

Me; "Hi!"

Ziggy; "Did you guys see when Wiggles hugged that guy? (Points at the autobot who got hugged a little while ago) It was halairyis."

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Hiver:(Starts rolfing) It was hilarious!

Me:Wiggles hugs everything,if you do not know Hiver

Surf:(one zipple,two heads,sometimes i will have the, speak alone) It was hilarious! and remember the mutto tug of war XD

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Me; "It didn't last long but

Me; "It didn't last long but it was amazing that it lasted any time at all. Things Wiggles wants to eat usually get destroyed the moment they go in Wiggles' mouth. It was amazing that the mutton stayed whole long enough for the dragons to have a tug of war in the first place."

Wiggles; "Did someone say mutton?"

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Mutton!

Eclipse: MUTTON!

All of my dragons.excluding Eclipse: Oh no...

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Me; "Don't worry. Nothing

Me; "Don't worry. Nothing will happen unless someone has Mutton."

Wiggles; "Where's the mutton? WHERE! Can I have some? Please please please please please please ple-"

Me; "There's no mutton. We were just talking about mutton."

Wiggles; "Why would you talk about it if you don't have it. Now I'm hungry for mutton." :(

Me; "You didn't eat all that long ago."

Wiggles; "But mutton is my favorite."

Termite (Wiggles' true trainer. Hypergoof just babysits him); "What's going on?"

Me; ".....What are you carrying?"

Termite; "Just some mutton. Why?.....oh wait." 0.0 (She knows how much Wiggles likes mutton)

Wiggles; "MUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOONNNN!!!!!!!!"

Termite; "Wiggles no! It's for dinner. DIN-NER! Not a snack!"

Wiggles; "Pleeeeeeeaaaasssseeeee!!!!!!!!!!"

Termite; "No! (Mumbles) Oh I messed everything up."

Me; "It's worse than you think." (Glances at Eclipse)

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MUTTON MUTTON MUTTON!

(I want to say ive changed Ty again,to fit in with the timeline,i guess having Heather as his mom would still technically call him a beserker,mainly having beserker blood)

Eclispe:MUTTON! MUTTON! MUTTON!

???: Eclipse!

(Heather rides in on Windshear.)

Heather: Eclipse,you know not to take others mutton.

 

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Wiggles; (Flops down at

Wiggles; (Flops down at Termite's feet and begs) "Moooooommmmm! Please please please please please!"

Termite; "Wiggles! I said no! N....O. NO! You'll get some later. Not now. Later. Do you understand. (Turns to the group) I've got to put this stuff away before it causes any more problems."

Wiggles; "Awwwww! But I can smell it and I'm starving!"

Termite; "You've never been starving a day in your entire life. Hypergoof could you keep him from following me?"

Me; "I can try. Hey Wiggles! Hug?"

Wiggles; (Completely forgets about the mutton) "Hug!" (Hugs Hypergoof) 

Ziggy; ".....I can't believe you let him do that."

Me; (Is still getting hugged) "It's one way to get his attention. (Notices Heather) Oh Hia! I'm Hypergoof. (Nods towards each dragon as she introduces them) This is Wiggles, that's Ziggy and that's Cuteseepie."

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Bug

 

 

 

When I see a bug.

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Trying to get Lecter's attention....

I'm pretty sure he's ignoring me on perpis.

 

 

 

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Snotlout

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anyone else think that this was actually kind of clever for Snotlout? Even more so since he made the stuff he was selling himself? I mean it was still kind of jerky that he made us go into dangor for him but it's Snotlout so what should we expect.

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Toothless do not want

Toothless seems a bit scared of Snotlout's deathong amber trinkets.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Toothless; (Has horrid flashbacks of being stuck in amber)

 

 

 

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They said Thunderdrums were nearly deaf because they lived underwater and the type of hearing they have is best for that.

I think there may be another reason. (Look at the green one)

 

 

 

 

 

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Game logic

But little did they know that Hypergoof was part loonytoon.

 

"Hey look! I'm skewered!" :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

((Note; Hypergoof isn't actually part loonytoon it's just a joke))

 

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She finally found something she can camouflage against.

 

 

 

 

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Baby deathsongs...

They kind of look like mutant Chiwawas or gremlins.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A gremlin for comparison ^

From this Wiki I found though Google images > https://eml.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gremlins

 

 

 

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These are hilarious!

Peony: (rolls her eyes) Pah-leez. You want something hilarious, just look at yourself in the mirror after a full day of bomb testing.

Me: (glares) I don't look weird! Doing science doesn't make you look weird!

Peony: (holds up mirror)

Me: (sees face, hair, and clothing covered in soot) ......Okay. Maaaaaaybe you have a point...

Spindle: (looks up from his book on flight testing) Auntie PeeNee, why is it weird that Mom's covered in soot? She always is!

Crysanthemum: I think Auntie Emma looks wonderful! :3

Me: Daw! ^^

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"There are many forms of crazy, it lives in all of us; but it's how and where our craziness comes from that determines whether we shift from crazy to insane..." ~ Dragonlover48

 

Hey, I'm Emma the Artistic! Don't mind the paint stains and soot-covered face, they're normal...

 

(Special moments from me and my dragons)

"If being crazy means having a good idea in a room full of bad ones, then sure, call me crazy: I actually kind of like it!"~ Emma the Artistic

"I could light the world with my fire, but I'd rather watch you try and do it yourself. Less work for me, more learning opprotunities for you." ~ Peony

"Before you can learn courage, you have to learn about fear. Any other order, and courage just wouldn't make sense." ~ Spindleheart

"It takes strength to fly, dear cousin, but it takes grace to float!" ~ Crysanthemum

 

 

My character:

Name:

Emma Strongarmor

Titals: Emma the Artistic, Emma the Insane

Age: 15 (almost 16)

Gender: Female

Appearance:

Long golden brown hair, tied back into a tight ponytail, with large hazel eyes and long eyelashes. Her skin is tanned, and almost always stained with soot, paint, or gunpowder. Out in public, she wears a pink t-shirt with an armored fur skirt and brown fuzzy boots, and has a surplus of satchels and belt pouches, along with a battered black helmet with curled horns. When working, she wears a leather apron with her hair tied into a bun and a white tunic with leather breeches under it. Has a black tattoo shaped like a celtic knot on her left collar bone.

Personality:

One part genius, two parts mad scientist, and all artistic curiousity, Emma is nothing if not interesting. When she was little, she had a fascination with how dragons breathed fire, even when they were attacking the village. When her parents were killed in the Red Death attack, it only served to stoke the fires of her inventive mind, leading her to invent near impossible machines so to better defend her home and everyone she holds dear. Unfortunately, Emma is also a bit of a pyromaniac, and has a dangerous attraction to explosives. This causes her Fellow Berkians to give her a wide berth, and ultimately leads her to isolate herself entirely from the village. She wants to be accepted for who she is, and not ridiculed for creative impulsives she cannot always control.

Abilities: Swordsman, scientific genius and stratagist, dragon trainer, always keeps explosives on hand.

 

Try reading my fan fiction: Toothless' Kingdom!

http://forum.schoolofdragons.com/content/toothlesss-kingdom

                                         Please comment, I'd really like to hear what you guys think!

Bouncies by Hattori!

My dragons, Peony and Spindleheart!

Name: Peony

Breed: Monstrous Nightmare (Southern)

Age: Broadwing

Level: 20

Gender: Female

Appearance: Chocolate brown, with Hot-Pink details and a pale pink underbelly. Has a small scar at the end of her tail from Dagur the Deranged's axe.

History:

Was born on the Island of Crete, but escaped when Drago Bludvist took her flock. Eventually made her way to Berk, where she was captured and put in the Academy. Emma was the only one who could get through to her, after one of Hiccup's attempts at training her went wrong. Ever since, the two have been like sisters. She is hot tempered, stubborn, and ferocious, giving her a rotten reputation amoung the villagers, but she also hides a nuturing and over-protective maternal instinct when it comes to her rider and her adoptive "Nephew", Spindle. She and Nina Haddock's Deadly Nadder, Darrien, have a competitive friendship, but she distrusts any other dragon or rider, especialy Stormfly and Astrid. She also has a grudge against Hiccup, but she'll follow his orders when they make sense.

Abilities: Copy-Cat fighting, glowing pink patterns, the usual bursting into flames

Status: Warrior of her small flock

Hiccup attempting to train Peony in the Arena. Peony: "Not happening, Twig Arms..."

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Name: Spindleheart, though often just Spindle

Breed: Whispering Death

Age: Shortwing

Level: 12

Gender: Male

Appearance

Stormy gray scales, with turquoise spines and a sunset orange underbelly. Wears a set of headgear that resembles goggles.

History:

Was found underneath Berk as an egg, along with two other eggs. Hiccup, knowing Emma had little to no fear of Whispering Deaths, entrusted one of the eggs to her, after much reassurance that she'd take good care of it. Spindle's personality is shy, sweet, and adorably awkward, with little to no social skills. He often has trouble speaking to the other Whispers he was found with, and is deathly afraid of Hiccup's new Whisper, Shredder. Not knowing any other family, he maintains a stubborn belief that Emma is his mother and Peony his aunt (though he can't really say her name right, so he always calls her "Auntie PeeNee"), even as he discovers his past and lineage. Being slightly more sensitive to sunlight than most, Emma made him a pair of tinted goggles so he can fly during the day. He's an overachiever, and always gets depressed at his poor racing skills, but excells at target and shooting games, thank's to Peony's patient training.

Abilities: Spine-Shot, Tail-Whip, Drilling, very good swimmer

Status: Scout of his small flock

 

Name: (coming soon)

Asian dragon by Glacecia!

 

Hong Taiyang (紅太陽), or "Red Sun"

This dragon is very proud, strict, ordered, and often acts like a bit of a snob... okay, maybe a lot of a snob. But he's also very willing to learn, and knows how to read and understand several languages. He enjoys watching things be created, and loves the structure of the scientific process. He will sometimes give you a message written in a foreign language and watch intently while ou try to puzzle out the translation.

Oriental Serpentfang by NightmareRebuff!

 

Deathknight

Cold and emotionless, Deathknight is a sadistic maniac who makes Dagur look like Sigmund Freud. He doesn’t care about anyone or anything except inflicting suffering and sustaining his own existence. He’s become a bit of a boogeyman: a nightmarish creature that stalks the deep forests in winter, toying with it’s prey, then ripping it to shreds or dragging it back to it’s lair to kill slowly and painfully. It’s hard to believe such a vicious dragon could have a shred of honor, but he does. If someone manages to defeat him in battle, Deathknight actually won’t attack that person/dragon again if they venture into his territory, but don’t expect him not to destroy you if you try and take him on a second time…

Speed Stalker by NightmareRebuff & goldenfury360

 

All things not School of Dragons:

 

 

I'm a serious Bookworm

Series I love: Percy Jackson & the Olympians, Heroes of Olympus, The Kane Chronicles, Warriors, the How to Train Your Dragon books, Wings of Fire, The Lunar Chronicles, the Temeraire books, the Inheritance Cycle, Harry Potter, The Beka Cooper Trilogy, Bliss, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Slayer, The Last American Vampire, The Dresden Files... bascily, any fantasy novel I can get my hands on XD.

 

Favorite shows:

Agents of Sheild

Gravity Falls

Avatar: The Last Airbender

Legend of Korra

Once Upon a Time

Transformers Prime

House of Anubis

Mythbusters

Daredevil

Blue Bloods

X-men: Evolution

 

Musicians I idolize (I sing a lot):

 

Imagine Dragons

One Republic

American Authors

The Script

Matt and Kim

Maroon 5

Flourence + The Machines

 

 

My biggest fandom of all time (to date) is:

 

 

 

(but I can't play it... DX)

 

 

 

 

To Be Continued...

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Ziggy feels pretty

Ziggy; (singing) "I feel pretty. Oh so pretty."

Me; "How much dragon nip did you eat?"

Ziggy; "I smell colors. (Stares at nothing) AH! BOOGY MAN!"

Me; -.-

 

 

 

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Charge! For the hairbrush!

Weird,. Usually when my dragons get too much nip, they hear colors.

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I want to make these

Me: I'd like to make these, but mom just took my gamer laptop privaleges away because I refused to go on some stupid family outing so I could do homework. Doesn't she know that I always put homework ahead of that sort of thing?

Bumblebee: You still could've taken a break to go

Me: Oh don't you start on me too! My skin is so pale that it fries in ten seconds even with SPF 100! I have to use as high a sunscreen as possible to keep from getting burned and even then I turn as red as Sideswipe over there!

Sideswipe: Don't drag me into this just because you're upset about having to use a slowmo computer when you're used to high speed connections

Me: He's got a point

 

(Mom really did take my gamer laptop so now I'm stuck with the one for school. I absolutely hate outdoor stuff - sure I'm a geology nerd and I'll go outside for a dig, but that's about it. I absolutely refuse to go outside when I don't have to. I go out as minimal as possible. I'm a computer geek so I like to spend my time at the keyboard! Is that so wrong? I can't access school of dragons or old republic on this stupid school laptop mom got me becuase it only has 32GB of data and those games would fill it up and slow it down even more. This thing lags like crazy! How am I supposed to research projects on this thing huh? BTW, that little post about Ziggy really helped brighten things up after mom took my laptop so excuse the rant above - I really needed to vent)

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That stinks

Glad I was able to make you feel a little better at least.

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Lecter

Me; "Lecter.....

What are you doing?"

Lecter; "None of your business."

 

 

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Ziggy

 

Ziggy taking a selfy

He might also be offering a hug. Don't accept it! It's just a ploy to mess up your hair with his static!

(Or an attempt to nonlethaly zap you. He does that a lot too)

 

 

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The skrill "Mask" (I think it looks like a muzzle)

Me; "Hi Ziggy."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ziggy; "......."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me; "......What?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ziggy; "........That thing on your face........Is that a muzzle?"

Me; ".....Maybe."

Ziggy; "............................"

Me; "I went berserk and bit someone this morning. That person complained to my boss at the DRC and now...."

 

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Snotlout's gift

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cuteseepie; ".........What is it?"

Me; "I think it's suppose to be Snotlout but it could be a troll too."

Cuteseepie; "Hypergoof. That's not nice. He gave you a gift. For Snotlout that is really sweet even if the gift is a little......"

Me; "Weird?"

Cuteseepie; "I was going to say different."

Me; (Thinks sarcastically) "Sure you were."

Cuteseepie; "Did he say why he gave it to you?"

Me; "For saving Hookfang. He told me not to tell anyone how I got it though. .....Not gunna keep my word on that."

Cuteseepie; "Hmm. I wonder if Snotlout has decided that he likes you now."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me; "YUCK! You know I don't do mushy stuff! ESPESHULLY not with SNOTLOUT! I'd rather kiss Wiggles than Snotlout!"

Cuteseepie; "That's not what I meant but now that you bring it up..." (Snickers)

Me; "I'm not even joking about the Wiggles thing by the way. Kissing Wiggles would be easy since he's actually cute. Not in that way of course but at least he is cute."

 

 

 

((I have never had a crush in my whole life. Hypergoof is much the same way. She has no kissy kissy attraction twords anybody and is in fact grossed out by kissy stuff. So if anyone here is a Snotlout fan don't worry. Even though Hypergoof does not like Snotlout her reaction here is not limited to just Snotlout. If pretty much anyone tryed to kiss Hypergoof she would probably go Berserk on them and chase them off. It's just a Hypergoof thing))

 

 

 

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Walking on air

Cuteseepie; "........How are you doing that?"

Me; "No idea."

 

 

 

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This is a test to see if a

This is a test to see if a posted picture will disappear if deleted on tinypic. I will use an extra picture of no importance to do this.

 

 

 

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So far I can still see it.

So far I can still see it. Let me know if it disappears for you.

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It's disapper now.

It's disapper now.

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This is good to know for the

This is good to know for the sake of my comic making. I now know that I can not delete any pictures I have already used in a comic.

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When you have a screaming death. (Or any rare dragon)

A conversation between Hypergoof and a random normal Berk viking.

Me; "Well hello there. Nice day isn't it?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me; "Don't mind me. Just flying around with a screaming death as if that's a completely normal thing to do. Nothing to see here. I'm just flying around the school.....with a screaming death. Yup this it totally not weird at all. Ohnonono. Don't panic. Chomp here is just a little screaming death and he's very friendly I promise. Wanna come play with us? Oh no. He doesn't bite. He does fire spines when he gets scared but he doesn't bite. Let's go to the beach and build sand castles. It will be fun."

 

 

 

 

((^This right here is one of the reasons I love this game. You can train a flipping screaming death and I love it^))

 

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Screaming death babys

Speaking of screaming deaths.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

They look like plushys when they are really little. That or the cutest giant grubs ever. If I could get a plushy of this guy I would and I would cuddle it. Screaming deaths and thunderdrums are the cutest babys in the game in my opinion. Look at baby Chomp's fat widdle tail and tiny widdle teefs. (It's a little weird that they have pupils though when whispering death babys don't and adult screaming deaths don't really ether)