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That's what they want you to think. Beware the brainwashing...!

 

How can you break the 4th wall?

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By breaking the third

By breaking the third wall. 

 

Why can chickens walk through eachother?

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By jumping over

By jumping over horses!

 

Why does my cat ignore me?

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FIX THE CHAT!

 

(Words of wisdom by Trainsanddragons!)

 

 

Hello. I'm Rosemeralda!

 

 

Starlight and Esmé, my Signature Guardians!

They may not be dragons, but you don't want to mess with them! 

Both designed by me!

 

 

In game:

My name is Rosemeralda.

My bestie is Jadeebug13!

I have probably seventy-ish dragons, including all three Night Lights.

Dart is my favorite Night Light.

I love all of the dragons, but my top favorites are: Sand Wraiths (My first dragon, named BlackBird), Stormcutters (Looks like my cat), Night Fury, Light Fury, Night Lights, Triple Stykes, Deathsongs, and Skrills.

Proud leader of the clan Copycat Hiccup! 
(Clan is closed off from requests, sorry.)

I mostly am seen with either a Night Light adult, purple Fireworm Queen (named Purple Magic), Deathsong, Hambanger, Triple Stryke, Stormcutter or Stormcutter Titan.

I ride whichever dragon I want to be on, at the moment.

 

 

Proud Leader of Copycat Hiccup!

 

 

I am fully against cyber bullying!

No one should be treated bad, no matter who they are! 
I am a victim of multiple cyber bullying.

Know that I am here for you, if you are a victim of cyberbullying, and you are strong!

 

 

More about me: I love cars! They are my most favorite thing on the planet! Especially the E36 318i!
I own a 318i with a manual transmission! (#savethemanuals)
My favorite car company would be MINI, and BMW second. Though I love E36s more than anything!

 

Probably out cleaning a car when you are reading this. 

I prefer car cleaning over almost everything.

I also have Build-A-Bear Light Fury and Toothless.

 

 

I'm on PixilArt (send me a message if you're on there and want to follow me!).

 

 

 

Model car collector!

List of my top favorite model cars, modded and stock:

 

Stormie, my first MINI

 

Scaremeralda, my 1/18 Scale E36

 

Snow Scaremeralda, my white 1/18 Scale E36

Smally Wally, my Dodge Ram 1500

 

Ferdiand, the Porsche Off-road sports car

 

 

Ferdinand, my Porsche I bought at a thrift store, that had no front bumper or engine cover in the back, so I made a front bumper that looks like a welded off-roading bumper, and made bars over the engine. And he has a sweet paint job all over!
 

 

 

I have even more cars, but it would make my signature way too long.

 

 

 

Breyer horse collector!

 

I have a mix of vintage and newer models.

 

 

 

My hand painted Tennessee Walking horse, named Eclipse!

 

 

 

Music lover!

 

Favorite bands:

 

Beatles

 

Boston

 

Steely Dan 

 

Imagine Dragons

 

Led Zeppelin 

 

 

 

Proud Owner of Esmeralda, the Little Bimmer!

Old BMW 318i Classic with a 5 Speed manual! 
Hoping to convert her into an EV! 
Esmé is on Instagram, known as @esmeralda_the_little_bimmer Please don't get on just to message me on Esmé's account though. I probably won't respond on there. (Happened before, so just letting it be known.)

 

Things I need to fix on Esmé:

Too many! XD

 

This is the car that I fell in love with as a little girl, and have dreamed of owning my whole life, until the wonderful day I got her as my first car!

And those that know me, know that I talk about Esmé probably more than I talk about myself!

This is the car that has helped me through tough times, and had shared joys and adventures with me!

Favorite thing about Esmé? She's a manual transmission, and Boston Green!

 

Least favorite thing about Esmé? Nothing! (Except when she breaks a semi-important part...)

 

Weirdest thing found in Esmé? Plenty! But Wasp nest in the door jam has me head scratching.

 

What's it like owning an old BMW? Fun! Obviously!

 

Are there any downsides to owning Esmé? My empty wallet is the answer...

 

Do you love Esmé more than people? I spend more time with her, but that's because I'm a weirdo with not many friends, but I don't really care, she's like a second part of me! 
 

 

 

 

Three best friends! 

 

 

 

 

Favorite cars on CPM:

 

 

Esmé!

 

 

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Cuz someone told him that ignoring someone is the best way to get their attention

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What is the best way to catch a bus?

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Female/18/Hunter/Archer/Gamer/Artist/Roleplayer/Writer/Huge Fan Of Lara Croft

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Mi Viking

Name: Mandy ‘The Huntress’ Afterest
Age: 17
Gender: Female
Friend Code: PM Me
Appearance: Has Brown Hair And Light Blue Eyes - Has A Red Warpaint Thats Around Her Right Eye    

                         

Personality: Kind, Brave, Responsible, Adventurous, Smart, A bit of a jokester, Serious when the time calls for it and a thrill seeker. Mandy is a great hunter and a type of survivorist. Because she likes to spend most of her day’s in the woods, she's picked up a few skills like creating fires, building a makeshift home, Snares, makeshift bandages etc. Things to help her survive on her own. Mandy is also pretty good at tracking other animals including dragons, but even though she has all these skills she has a bit of a fear of spiders, deep down she knows that she can overcome that fear but in time. Now even though Mandy is kind, she will not let anyone intimdate her. She will defend herself and she's not afraid to fight.

 

Backstory: Mandy was part of a Village on Dragon's Edge before it was founded by Hiccup and the Gang. Her people were knew as Byzantines. Her Father Keiv was Chief and her Mother Laura was second in command. Mandy was one of many fighters’ to trained by her father, but sadly, her parents are dead because of an invasion done by the Dragon Hunters around Mid-night when no one was expecting it. Both villagers and parents gone forever.
 
She's the only Byzantine left for she was the only one that survived the invasion. She'd lived alone for about a month or so until Hiccup and his gang came along, spotting Mandy hunting nearby and of course approached her. At first she became defensive towards them, not knowing if they were foes but Hiccup took control of the situation and explained why they were here on her peoples island. He had told her but dragon's and that they meant no harm to us humans - he offered to take her on a flight on Toothless and that sealed the deal. She came to realize that dragon's weren't as bad as her village had thought.        
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Hiccup took her to the School and that's where it all began...
 
Likes: Hunting, Exploring New Places/Islands, Fighting Dragon Hunter's, Playing With Her Beloved Dragons
     Dislikes: Bullies, Spider's, Dragon Hunter's, Pranksters
     Weapon Choice: Bow And Arrows And Her Father's Sword
(Bow is painted brown rather than gold)
          
                                   
                                                                     
Extra: Can Create Greek Fire                                                             

 

Hybrid

 

Name: Tigerlily
Age: 16
Gender: Female
Escapee, Hunter or Wild?: Escapee
Natural Or Experimetal?: Experimetal
DNA Mix: 50% Human - 30% Wolf - 20% Tiger
This Character Is In 'Caged' And 'Hunted' (RPs)
Appearance: Has a Wolf form but has Tiger patterns on her fur. Has light blue eyes ((See Pics Below))
   
Personality: Adventurous, Curious, Smart, Does jokes in the worst possible moments, Gets the job done type of Hybrid.... She's strong and brave but even though she may be brave... she can also be broken. She's protective of other's.. she never likes to leave others behind, no matter what. But the personality that stands out is that she is kind and caring... but if you push her the wrong way... well... don't expect her to stand there and take it, she will defend herself. Has a cat-like personality as well but it only triggers when theres things that cats like. 
 
Strengths: Herself and other's. When in a fight she relies on her Tiger DNA for flexibility and agility, those cat claws of her's are nothing to joke about... those things are sharp so don't be on the other end. Sometimes she uses her Wolf DNA for things like - Tracking... she can smell scents that are like 5 days old but one thing that she likes is her advanced hearing.
 
Weaknesses: Being told shes not good enough, other's that she cares about, remembering her past is something that really makes her bawl and losing her mother.
 
Extra: Tigerlily was born a human, she was just a normal teenage girl going to school... hanging out with friends. Her human name was - Lily Trail. Her parents are - Elizabeth Trail and Harry Trail but this is not one happy family.. her parents are divorced, reasons .... well... Harry wasn't the most sweetest huband or the most loving. Tigerlilys father is a shelfish man, ruthless and someone who will do anything for money. Because of his selfish personality, he kidnapped his daughter and sold her to a place called the Dome. He did all that just for money. That's how she got into this mess of escaping the Dome and being  hunted down by hunters with other hybrids and is no longer a human but a hybrid. Has a crush on Hawk.
 
Young Super Character
 

Name: Elizabeth Newton
Age:17

Gender: Female                                                                  

                                                 Crush/BF/GF: None Yet                                                   
As The RP Progresses will your character be a Hero or a Villian?: Hero

Theme Song: No Roots - Alice Merton

This character is in 'Alienated'
Appearance(Picture if available, and if not a good description):        

Personality: She's a bit shy at first but once she gets to know you more, she'll be more talkative it doesn't take long for her to get used to someone really. Adventurous, Curious, Smart, Kind, Caring and a Jokester. She's extremely protective of her little sister Susan whos Nine years old. Elizabeth is also brave and strong but even though she's brave.. she can also be broken.
Powers: Animal Morphing And Ice Augmentation
Likes: Loves to take long walks on the beach, Watching the sunset, A game of hide and seek because of her little sister, Art, Singing and Dancing.
Dislikes: Bullies,Thieves, Pranksters and The SGO

Strengths: Multitasking, Stealth, Herself and a Planner

    Weaknesses:

Being told she's not good enough, something that may happen to her family especially her little sister.                                                            

Not good at tracking.                                                               

Powers Limitions: Unable to communicate to others in a Animal form. Has a bit of a problem with controlling her Ice Powers like accidently freezing her door shut.  

Anything Else: Lives in a family of four. Her fathers name is Jake, her mothers name is Lara and of course there's Susan, Elizabeths nine year old sister. Elizabeth was born with her powers but it wasn't revealed until she turned eleven, thats when her parents were shocked to see that their daughter had the powers of Morphing into an Animal and Ice Augmentation. They knew they had to protect her from other people who may try to kill her or experiment on her. Now, once Susan was born and grew old enough.. Elizabeth showed Susan her powers, at first Susan was scared but after Elizabeth started explaining Susan found it to be cool and wished she had powers like her older sister.. though Elizabeth is hopeing her little sister doesn't.           

  
 

 
 
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
This is dedicated to my wonderful mother, who kicked 
Bre,ast Cancer in the butt and for all those going through it
Keep Going, Never Give In, Stay Strong, Stay United!
(Special thanks to ShiroKageFox for doing this for me <3)
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
   


The Credits: dogloven, Fireflash, chameishida, featheronfire, ShiroKageFox, SilverNight...
 
 
Coming Soon - Artworks From Others And Other Things

 

 

 

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I wonder

With a fishing net. Put some McDonalds inside it too, bus drivers love those.

 

How do you survive immense breathing problems?

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Master the art of ping spoofing.

 

What do I do if my GPS leads me in circles instead of to my destination?

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Do the exact oposite of what it tells you to do. Turn right if it tells you left, go back if it tells you to continue forwards, ect. You'll reach your destination in no time!

 

How do I decide which of two similar characters to use in a story?

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By drawing the attention of a

By drawing the attention of a ladybug on the night of a full moon.

 

 

How do I get my car to stop trapping me inside it?

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Get inside of it, grab its soul (or it's battery or fuel or whatever people use nowadays), draw a summoning circle in it, summon a wizard and tell him to TRAP YOUR CAR WITH ICE! Now THE CAR is the one trapped! Ha! Take that car!

 

What... what is a dragonfly really??

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Little alien robots designed

Little alien robots designed to spy on us and report back to their masters.

 

What do I do if my dog keeps twitching?

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Double the wings, double the speed

 

How do I make the most of summer?

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By wearing a winter

By wearing a winter coat!

 

 

What is the meaning of cat?

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Check under your bed.

 

Why is breakfast not pronounced like break fast?

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Because Cats came up with the

Because Cats came up with the word.

 

 

Why are dogs so friendly and feel like they ruined the world when they did something wrong, yet cats don't care if they break rules?

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Meow

Me ow. Me+ow. Me = I in somethingth person, ow = a cry of pain. Isn't it obvious? Cats are SUFFERING :0

 

If my dad is a fish and my brother is a dog and my children are my Guinea pigs, what the heck is my mum and what the heck am I??

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Well King Arthur was told that your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries. You're a hipporhinostricow, obviously.

 

Why do werewolves transform under the full moon specifically, instead of every night?

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Because they are to lazy to do it every night.

Why does the toothless picture on the side of this forum neer stop staring at me?

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I'MM BACK

Because he's been there fore like 10 years (i'm making a guesstimate here) and has not moved a muscle.

Why have I been watching The Amazing World of Gumball for like 7 hours solid.

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Because you don't have

Because you don't have Netflix to watch Race to the Edge.

 

How do LED lights work?

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There are glow worms in them. Sometimes the glass sorrounding them is dyed. When the glow worms go out you put more LED (Lovely Edible Donkeys) into them and they glow again ^^
 

How do I survive without a TV for a mONth?!?!

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If you want to come off TV, you have to do it slowly. Scale down the size of the TVs as far as you can, then switch to computers, then laptops, then tablets, then phones, then smart watches, and then you can come off screens completely. That's the only way to come of TV safely, though I recommend you don't go back on after a month.

 

Why is yawning contagious?

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Because pizza is awesome and

Because pizza is awesome and everyone needs it.

 

What is the best way to potty train your dragon?

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Ask to join THE SEA WOLVES Clan of Dragon Riders. Would like to find active, daily players.   *Clan is looking for new members that really like this environment* Our new Clan page is being reworked.

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Watch the tv show. It can be

Watch the tv show. It can be kind of hard to find, but if you go in between the episodes of race to the edge, but on hulu, it's there. 

 

Why don't dragons like eels?

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Ew eels

Eels suck. We all know it. We all believe it. We all hate eels. We are dragons!

 

Why is there suddenly so many hackers in SoD?

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Because grass is green. Why

Because grass is green.

Why can't I find a dragon? 

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Because you're reading about butterflies.
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How did the leopard get his spots?

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Hmm Suspiciously tasty cheeseburgar

By chomping on Zebras D:

 

What is the name of that one statue in the centre of Afghanistan?

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How does gravity work?

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Yummmmmmm

It works at a Mcdonalnds.

 

How do I draw a giraffe?

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Hmm

Well, it's hard to draw a WHOLE giraffe. However if you want to do a headshot, you can just get out a pistol and shoot a giraffes head. Then you have officially drawn a headshot of a giraffe ^^
 

Why don't my teeth grow back when they fall out?? o.o

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you don't live on the

you don't live on the moon 

 

Why do geese hate me? 

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Because you don't feed them

Because you don't feed them bread.

 

How are there so many comments on this thread??

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I wonder

Because they spread out to cover up more space? 
 

How do I find 100 flies?

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Come to our house, there's

Come to our house, there's plenty. NOT JOKING 

 

How do I make bacon?

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Easy

Fry a pig.

 

Seriously, HOW DO I MAKE A GOOD OREO MILKSHAKE? D:

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With real oreos. See, the

With real oreos. See, the ones you buy at the store are fake. That's why you're having problems.

 

Why is ice cream so good?

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screaming is a form of releasing stress I guess

 

how do i fit into a philosophy class

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spend more time staring at dragon bones and maybe you might get it.

 

how should i hold chicken?

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Wiggles the whispering d.eath ate my subject

Deffinitly not by wearing it as a hat unless you want bird splat shampoo. That's all I can say.

 

 

My pet mantis thinks he's a cat. What do I do?

 

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Run around the house backwards while barking. That will fix the rat problem in a flash.
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Why is the word palindrome not a palindrome itself?

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Because the word three does

Because the word three does not have three letters in it.

 

How do I find my dog? (this is a joke she's fine.)

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Wiggles the whispering d.eath ate my subject

Open a tuna can. Oh...wait...no that one's for cats. Nevermind. Sit on a toilet? No, that's also for calling cats. Where did my dog advice go? *Shuffles throught notes*

 

 

I lost the book of dragons! How do I find it A.S.A.P. before Fishlegs or Hiccup notice?!

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Hello there!

Burn it.

 

How to get 4000 terrible terrors in School of Dragons in 1 hour?

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Potato
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Why am I so tired today?

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Poppy popcorn :b

The infinite dark manifestation of your stress has taken residence in the back of your mind and is pressuring your Brain downwards until you lose brain cells and you can't keep your eyes open. 
 

Who is the spectator?