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It's not, everyone just says it's soft. But that doesn't mean it is, it's just a rumour (; 

 

where can I find someone who will sell me a car for 1 dollar in pounds as well as a tom Tom which can give me guidance of the way to Walmart? I want my lightsaber :(

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Wiggles the whispering d.eath ate my subject

Probubly in putt putt's universe. Almost everything is cheap or free there. But buying a car probubly counts as slavery there too. So...win some loose some.

 

 

How come nobody can see past Clark Kent's glasses?

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The subject? You mean that thing that nobody has? I have one >:)

They used Minecraft commands to get infinite invisibility obviously. 
 

Someone said if you cover yourself in oil when it's raining you will fly, but I don't know how to make it rain? By the way I don't have Minecraft commands, sadly.

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Make the clouds cry 

 

Where do you get expansion ideas 

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Wiggles the whispering d.eath ate my subject

Go to a classical dragon's treasure trove and lick a coin without taking it or even picking it up. They will be so confused you should be able to escape with the ideas it gives you and no burns.

 

 

My other gronkle has....er....bad gass. How do I help?

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Just feed it 10000000000000 eels. And a drink of yaknog to wash them down.

 

 

How do I start a fire?

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Look at at a tree and will it to light itself on fire. It will work, I'm 99% sure (Don't be alarmed by that 1% chance it won't work, it totally will work).

How do I find a galaxy?

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Look in the produce aisle of

Look in the produce aisle of your local grocery store. 

Where do I find more time? 

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Go into a clock store, you'll find all the time in the world there

Where do I hunt down Harald Forkbeard?

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:P

 

If you see a bearded guy carrying a fork, that will be him. Could also be carrying a pitchfork. We don't know. Sus on these guys.

 

 

Why am I not getting any gem stable quests?

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Your stables don't want you to miss your dragons 

How Do you become friends with a Sheep?

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To befriend the sheep, BECOME the sheep!!! So eat a lot of grass and say baaa from time to time. Easy Peasy 

 

Where do I hide a sword that can move and talk from a dragon who likes to eat said swords and turn their souls into spread for pancakes?

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Wiggles the whispering d.eath ate my subject

Give it a hushpuppy. Those are suppose to quiet dogs down so maybe you could at least solve the talking too much problum. Letting it slice the hushpuppy counts as eatting for a sword right? Or maybe dress it as an inchworm. But don't tell it I told you either of these ideas if they are insulting.

 

What do I do when my cat falls off my lap but somehow still blames me?

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I wonder

Slap it. It deserves it. And then assert dominance like a boss.

 

Why am I still lonely?

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...I lost subject ideas :')

Cause you aren't being social

Why are people on chat so annoying sometimes?

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They aren't XD 

How to find The Hidden Worlf

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Turn into a panda. Then you will know, because every panda knows how to find a worlf, especially hidden ones.
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What are newspapers for?

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Le peuf

They're for crumpling up and shoving under your sketchbook so the table doesn't get messy. According to my school.

 

How do you officially name a gluestick?

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You name it Bob.

 

Where can I find a Death Star to zap the mosquitoes in my garden.

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I wonder

Generally you can find them in a Galaxy far far away..

Its pretty far though. I could lend you my Spacehopper if you'd like?

 

Why am I looking for advice on a thread particularly named, 'Be as Unhelpful as Possible'?

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For the same reason Alice jumped down the rabbit hole.

 

What defines to be as unhelpful as possible?

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To make the completely most

To make the completely most 'unhelpful' puns, laugh about it, ask to speak to their manager and then leave and say ' 'You've lost a, er, person who answers your questions!' Because you're too d.umb to know what an advisor is.

 

What's an advisor? Wait hold on-

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An Advisor is a Ad with a

An Advisor is a Ad with a visor.

What is Taco Bell?

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Ask someone who isn't British next time. All I know about Taco Bell is that it sells Tacos. Probably.

 

Why do baby butterflies not exist?

 

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Because we're both British.

What's funnier than 24?

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What are you talking about? Of course they exist! They're just too small to see, and they eat caterpillars. That cocoon caterpillars supposedly turn into - that's thousands of butterflies, swarming and devouring the poor things. Then after they finish, they merge together into one butterfly and become harmless.

(Edit: Ah I see I took too long. No I am not changing it. A lengthy explaination of carnivourous baby butterflies is definitely funnier than 24 XD)

 

What's the difference between fur and hair?

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A catapillar is the difference.

 

Why doesn't vanguard mean to guard a van?

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They wanted all of us to get annoyed and then start guarding vans as a protest, and then they would quickly grab us and chuck us in the white vans while nobody is looking! Don't guard white vans guys.

 

Why is 'Hippopotumonstrosesquippedaliphobia' the name of the Phobia of long words?

 

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Because Hippos dominate the English language

 

 

What on earth is a platypus??

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A prehistoric alien insect.
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Where is Drusselstein?

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Drussel is staying in Brussels.

Why can bees fly, even though according to all laws of aerodynamics, they shouldn't be able to?

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THEY'VE BROKEN THE LAWS OF PHYSICS! THEIR WINGS SHOULDNT BE ABLE TO CARRY THEM AND THEY CERTAINLY SHOULDNT BE ABLE TO FLAP THEM THOUSANDS OF TIMES IN A SECOND! EVERYBODY RUN! THE ALL-POWERFUL BEES HAVE BROKEN THE LAWS OF- [gets stung by the bee and it d.ies] oh-

 

What colour is heat?

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perhaps rather than optical it is audible therefore a better question is what is the sound of heat?

 

What makes the forums so slow? I totally didn't take this from the active forum topics.

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Captcha. CAPTCHA IS WHAT IS MAKING THE FORUMS SLOW. K.ILL CAPTCHAAAAAA!

 

HOW THE HECK DO YOU SLEEP ON A PLANE IT'S LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE ;-;

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Sleep? what's that?

 

what defines the 4th dimesnion?

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The dimension with the number 4 on it 

 

Why didn't gandalf let the balrog (the monster) pass?

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Because I love snakes

 

Can I have a pony?

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Watch My Little Pony and you'll change your mind about wanting a Pony :)

 

I think I'm trans but how do I tell?

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if the olX and Xlo on the ends of your name are on the same side or the opposite sides.

 

Can we clog the active forum topics with minigames?

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Press 'save' at least 928269272829292737299282739 times when posting a mini game thread and blame it on Captcha. Nobody will know :)

 

Why are the forums calling me a powerplayer when im not :(

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Cuz you play with power, but have no power

 

Where was Old Zealand located?

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I’m running out of answers.

HeII.

Nothing more to say.

 

How to get UDT points if battles don't give them anymore?

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It wasn't the ultimate battle. You might want to check under the boat.

 

Where can I find buried treasure?

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Pick a spot, take a straw, and use it to blow or suck the dirt till the hole gets big enough. If you don't find any treasure, find another spot

 

How to survive winter in Siberia?

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I wonder..

Usually when you enter it will say something along the lines of, 'You need warmer clothes'! All you need to do is talk to Gobber and get warmer clothes and, boom, you can go there and survive easy.

 

Why..?

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Maybe.

 

What is the moon made of?

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It's all cake. Everything is cake.

 

What's at the end of a rainbow?

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It depends what you are. For example if you're a slug, you won't see the same colours in the rainbow as a human. Per say, a slug would find something different at the end of a rainbow, because it will not see the same as a human would. Then again, usually a slug wouldn't make it to the end of the rainbow in time, because it would dry up and d.ie. So in conclusion, at the end of a rainbow is d.eath. And d.eath doesn't have a colour, so humans would see it the same. All in all, with rainbows comes the d.eath of a slug and a human.

What is love?..

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The rainbow connection, like

The rainbow connection, like Kermit said.

 

How do I draw people.

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Basically you don’t

Depends. If it's d.ead don't draw it because it would've been buried. If it's alive it'll wander of from time to time so don't draw it, animate it. If it's asleep or stationary for any reason then it'll wake up or begin moving again. So just draw the background, really.

 

Why are slugs cute?