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Defenentally not me.
Who is Darth Vader?
Someone I met the other day, I think.
Where can I find a tree?
On a planet called Earth, of course.
What are eggs made of?
I dunno. Chicken p.oop mixed with sweet dreams probubly.
Our cat forgot to wipe his b.utt. How do we convince him to let us try?
You have to have a meeting with his doctor.
Why are there clouds?
Coz you gotta make pancakes as fluffy as them
Why do lions live in prides?
Because they get lonely easily.
What is the light fury's name?
Definitely not "the night fury".
Wings of Fire are cool but who knows Wings of Freedom?
Sounds like an American concept. Something something freedom of something.
If the genre is called a slice of life, then is life cake?
Maybe. You'd have to ask someone else because I do not study philosophy.
Where can I find a large lizard?
It's a dragon game. Take two steps to the left.
HELP! My alarm clock from earlyer hates crepes and is now rampaging instead of calming down! What do I do?!
Your alarm clock isn't cultured. It must learn from bottom up.
How can I charge a skrill from an electrical outlet?
When the sun in the east rises give it a copper filled apple.
how do I log in again? Forgot my password.
Try the front door key.
How do I surf?
Get on the internet.
how do I pet my dog?
Press alt 4.
How do I use spotify?
Sing as horribly as you can to an Alexa untill she turns it on to teach you something.
(May also require apology later)
My cat won't stop licking his feet. Is this bad?
Definitely, you'll freeze soon because they have special power.
How can I avoid doing night shifts?
Stop the night.
How can I turn on a flashlight.
Listen to your own advice
x = 2 + 2
What is x?
X marks the spot.
Why does AC work everywhere except my room?
not enougn DC in there, get some more.
how do i win TTR?
Study
What is the best book?
Probubly something banned in schools.
What's the best way to clip your nails?
Ask your dog to make appointment and check the weather.
Why is the sun shining more and more each year?
Because is powers itself.
Why does my laptop not charge?
Because you need to sprinkle skittles on it first
Why does my brain tickle
Because your brain keeps changing position.
Why am I an Enthusiastic Hooligan?
Good question! Why are you an Enthusiastic Hoologan?
What is the purpose of cats?
What's the purpose of anything?
Guys help! There's limited time merch about to release in 30 minutes I want to get but my internet just cut out and everything might be sold out before my internet returns, what do I do?!
Go out and find the internet.
How do I find the hidden world?
Don't. The dragons there don't like strangers.
What smells like rotten eggs?
The cat you left in backyard.
Where does the moon sleep?
Somewhere you can't see.
What happens if you travel faster than the speed of light?
You become darkness.
Why do I have brown eyes.
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How do I play competitive pokemon?
You don't catch them all.
How far into future can we predict what happens?
Roses are red, violets are blue.
What's a good stanza, to end this rhyme?
What's a Stanza?
(That is both my answer to the last and my question.)
A rare fish.
How do I train my dragon?
Ask IKEA
What is sarcasm?
What ISN'T sarcasm these days?
How do I treat dragon achne without getting burned by said dragon?
One of my gronkles hates the ointment and just FORGET about popping it.
What ISN'T sarcasm these days?
How do I treat dragon achne without getting burned by said dragon?
One of my gronkles hates the ointment and just FORGET about popping it.
You put ointment on the stick and proceed to poke the Gronckle with said stick. May the Gods be with you because you may just lose your hand.
Where did I put my sword?
Check your pocket.
How do I improve time management?
with a clock.
how do i wake my dragon?
Hit the like button and subscribe. If we get 69420 likes, I will start a spin off series of how to train your dragon: how to wake your dragon!
How do I get over a fear of heights?
Buy a map
What should I get on my pizza?
Something made of ice.
How do I get more free time?
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