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"The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start."

 

Who here has read or reads Wings of Fire?

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Defenentally not me.

 

Who is Darth Vader?

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Someone I met the other day,

Someone I met the other day, I think.

Where can I find a tree?

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On a planet called Earth, of course. 

 

What are eggs made of?

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First Forum Account was Navlyn Fury but I forgot le password to it :')

Used to be The Bohemian Critic and Frazier

Retired in-game sometime in 2019

Yes I shamelessly edit my posts to fix the most minor error

 

I am a college student with a job.

Expect responses within 5-7 business days.

jk jk bur fr tho

Please bear with me as I will not always be able to respond quickly. 

Some reasons are lack of energy, motivation, ideas, or time. 

My top tier priorities are my well being, my job and my studies.

2nd tier priorities are irl friends and family and general taking care of/treating myself when I need the break. 

3rd tier priorities are the fun online thing like rping and such; things that aren't going to impact my immediate goals of keeping up my grades to help future me out. 

Roleyplay Stats

!! I am a Roleplay Addict !!

Current RP Count: 6 and counting

2 Roleplays in development mode (1 WoF, 1 murder mystery/thriller)

Interested in: Knives and Wine

 

Where I live nowadays

Flight Rising | Discord DMs

Occassional visits to the RPs I'm in

Between ProcrastiNation and ImagiNation

AFK Arena (usename: Critique)

 

Things We Might Have In Common

Good Omens (Amazon Prime)

David Tennant

Sherlock (BBC series, general, except RDJ versions I'm sorry)

Benedict Cumberbatch

Brandon Sanderson

Merlin (Netflix)

Violet Evergarden (all franchise movies and shows)

Wings of Fire

Magnus Chase

Stranger Things (Netflix, Hulu)

Demon Slayer (Netflix, Hulu)

Love, Death, and Robots (Netflix)

Bridgerton (Netflix)

Arcane (Netflix)

The Great (Hulu)

The Witcher (Netflix)

The Queen's Gambit (Netflix)

Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood (Netflix, Hulu)

 

Typifications (Dual trend)

Enneagram: Type 6w5s / Type 5w6s

MBTI: INTJ-A / INTP-A

Zodiac: Sagittarius

Hogwarts: Ravenclaw / Slytherin

 

Other Games I Play

AFK Arena - Critiquiem, Frazier

DragonVale - Hyperpsych#0090

Flight Rising - Critique (509422)

Among Us - Frazier (mini crewmate + gas mask + top hat)

Discord - Critique#6248

 

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Wiggles the whispering d.eath ate my subject

I dunno. Chicken p.oop mixed with sweet dreams probubly.

 

Our cat forgot to wipe his b.utt. How do we convince him to let us try?

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You have to have a meeting

You have to have a meeting with his doctor.

 

Why are there clouds? 

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Coz you gotta make pancakes

Coz you gotta make pancakes as fluffy as them

 

Why do lions live in prides?

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Because they get lonely easily.

 

What is the light fury's name?

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Definitely not "the night fury".

 

Wings of Fire are cool but who knows Wings of Freedom?

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Sounds like an American concept. Something something freedom of something.

 

If the genre is called a slice of life, then is life cake?

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Maybe. You'd have to ask

Maybe. You'd have to ask someone else because I do not study philosophy.

Where can I find a large lizard? 

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Wiggles the whispering d.eath ate my subject

It's a dragon game. Take two steps to the left.

 

HELP! My alarm clock from earlyer hates crepes and is now rampaging instead of calming down! What do I do?!

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Your alarm clock isn't cultured. It must learn from bottom up.

 

How can I charge a skrill from an electrical outlet?

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When the sun in the east

When the sun in the east rises give it a copper filled apple.

 

how do I log in again? Forgot my password.

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Try the front door key.

 

How do I surf?

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Get on the internet.

 

how do I pet my dog?

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Press alt 4.

 

How do I use spotify?

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Wiggles the whispering d.eath ate my subject

Sing as horribly as you can to an Alexa untill she turns it on to teach you something.

(May also require apology later)

 

 

My cat won't stop licking his feet. Is this bad?

 

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Definitely, you'll freeze soon because they have special power.

 

How can I avoid doing night shifts?

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Stop the night.

 

How can I turn on a flashlight.

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Listen to your own advice

 

x = 2 + 2
What is x?

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X marks the spot.

 

Why does AC work everywhere except my room?

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not enougn DC in there, get

not enougn DC in there, get some more.

 

how do i win TTR?

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Study What is the best

Study

What is the best book? 

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Wiggles the whispering d.eath ate my subject

Probubly something banned in schools.

 

 

What's the best way to clip your nails?

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Ask your dog to make appointment and check the weather.

Why is the sun shining more and more each year?

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Because is powers

Because is powers itself.

 

Why does my laptop not charge?

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Because you need to sprinkle skittles on it first

 

Why does my brain tickle

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Because your brain keeps changing position.

Why am I an Enthusiastic Hooligan?

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Good question! Why are you an Enthusiastic Hoologan?

 

What is the purpose of cats?

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What's the purpose of anything?

 

Guys help! There's limited time merch about to release in 30 minutes I want to get but my internet just cut out and everything might be sold out before my internet returns, what do I do?!

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Go out and find the

Go out and find the internet.

How do I find the hidden world?

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Wiggles the whispering d.eath ate my subject

Don't. The dragons there don't like strangers.

 

 

What smells like rotten eggs?

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The cat you left in backyard.

Where does the moon sleep?

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Somewhere you can't see.

 

What happens if you travel faster than the speed of light?

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You become

You become darkness.

 

Why do I have brown eyes.

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Error: question not found. Please try again.

 

How do I play competitive pokemon?

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You don't catch them all.

How far into future can we predict what happens?

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Roses are red, violets are blue.

 

What's a good stanza, to end this rhyme?

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What's a Stanza?

 

 

(That is both my answer to the last and my question.)

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A rare fish. How do I train

A rare fish.

How do I train my dragon?

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Ask IKEA What is sarcasm?

Ask IKEA

What is sarcasm?

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What ISN'T sarcasm these

What ISN'T sarcasm these days?

 

How do I treat dragon achne without getting burned by said dragon?

One of my gronkles hates the ointment and just FORGET about popping it.

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What ISN'T sarcasm these

What ISN'T sarcasm these days?

 

How do I treat dragon achne without getting burned by said dragon?

One of my gronkles hates the ointment and just FORGET about popping it.

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You put ointment on the stick and proceed to poke the Gronckle with said stick. May the Gods be with you because you may just lose your hand.

Where did I put my sword?

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Check your pocket.

 

How do I improve time management?

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with a

with a clock. 

 

how do i wake my dragon?

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Hit the like button and subscribe. If we get 69420 likes, I will start a spin off series of how to train your dragon: how to wake your dragon!

 

How do I get over a fear of heights?

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Buy a map

 

What should I get on my pizza?

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Something made of ice.

How do I get more free time?