Forum Game: Be As Unhelpful As Possible
Maybe you should ask it.
Why are you so unhelpful?
because when the sun and the sky meet on tuesday, me and that person from the car park will go to our grandmas house to play sod on her microsoft wii.
anyways, has anyone seen my dog?
Yeah! I saw him somewhere,a place that I don't know the name of, but I can tell you that it has buildings, a sidewalk, and the sky is visible from it.
How tall can my cat grow?
If you feed it meat, it can turn into a dragon, so about bus-sized.
What are clouds?
Flying melted marshmallows
Why do we have tail bones without having a tail?
To answer that question you must ask three dragons then divide their answer by 7.
How many talons does a Night Fury Own?
The same number as sprinkles on a donut pizza.
Why is Hiccup so skinny?
Because he's covered in skin. Skin is the largest organ after all
Why are sheep covered in wool?
I don't know. Good question.
How large is a dragon's wingspan?
The square root of Pi
Why do we have noses?
So we taste better.
Where do old messages go?
They go where the sun doesn't shine-
Now, how do I become my best self?
Believe in the me that believes in you!
How do I survive a zombie apocalypse?
You can't d.ie if you become a zombie, and survival = not dying. So it's actually super easy to survive in a zombie apocalypse. And since you won't be hunted by any other zombies since you will be one yourself, it's barely an inconvenience.
Why is honey sticky?
For the same reason that water is sticky.
Why don't vikings use guns?
Guns are pay 2 win
There's 104 days of summer vacation but what is a good way to spend it?
THIS IS MY LITTLE BROTHER GEORGE! *Oink oink*
♫ Oh, the misery. Everybody wants to be my enemy... ♫
I fail to see question or is my sight so miserable?
♫ Spare the sympathy, everybody wants to be...my enemy ♫
The answer to all questions or anything else is something.
Why do you need to be alive to live?
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSE?!
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Do you have a flat surface?
Just because a surface is flat doesn't mean it can't be round.
♫ Look out for yourself! my enemy...look out for yourself! ♫
What enemy? I thought...
Marmalflurries in the world?
The exact time travel into the past and talking to dinosaurs, what?
♫ Tell you you're the greatest, but once you turn they hate us ♫
No, this is Patrick.
Can I have a pangolin?
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You know the rules and so do I.
Why do we need sleep?
So you don't get lost in the eternal void and keep floating there forever.
How can I conquer demons?
Snort sugar.
Why do I love drinking milk so much??
(Because) You are just like me trying to make history.
But who's to judge the right from wrong?
Only Wei Wuxian that most of you probably don't know.
Where can I eat fresh croissants?
In a shop that sells fresh croissants.
Cats or dogs?
Neither. You can't choose because it's impossible. The void said so.
Why am I so obsessed with Dragons?
Ball python.
Where's Waldo?
You don't want to know. He's been wearing that same shirt for years without washing it.
My alarm clock broke. What do I do?
Apologise to it for all the times you hit it, vow to only ever press it gently, and give it lots of love by giving it snacks, playtime and a nice bath.
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Why do carrots grow?
So that we can feed them to the space ship.
Why is stargazing so magical?
How do you know everyone thinks stargazing is magical?
What is the cure to being bored?
The cure will be invented in 2064.
How does music taste like?
Use one pound of Frog Bucket from the Frodge - the Frog Fridge
What will square my pie?
Dance!
Is it desirable to be a restaurant?
Depends on the day
Why can't we have 3 day weekends instead of 2?
Because who is on first.
Why does Bucket have a bucket on his head?
Gothy put it there so she could tell the weather.
Why is the lightfury sparkly?
Because I get some of my weirder questions from a Google translate Q&A.
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Why do noses get blocked sometimes?
Because the mouth didnt want to see the nose's messages.
What makes a song catchy?
That's the deepest secret of the deep ocean, better not dive to find out.
Why people invest money into skins on games?
They cant give thier own skin.
What does the fox say?
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