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Maybe you should ask

Maybe you should ask it.

 

Why are you so unhelpful?

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because when the sun and the

because when the sun and the sky meet on tuesday, me and that person from the car park will go to our grandmas house to play sod on her microsoft wii.

 

anyways, has anyone seen my dog?

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Yeah! I saw him somewhere,a place that I don't know the name of, but I can tell you that it has buildings, a sidewalk, and the sky is visible from it.

How tall can my cat grow?

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If you feed it meat, it can turn into a dragon, so about bus-sized.
What are clouds?

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Flying melted marshmallows

 

Why do we have tail bones without having a tail?

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Free bone for making bonemeal I guess.

What are the nine realms in Dragons: Nine Realms?

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To answer that question you must ask three dragons then divide their answer by 7.

 

How many talons does a Night Fury Own?

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The same number as sprinkles on a donut pizza.

Why is Hiccup so skinny?

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Because he's covered in skin. Skin is the largest organ after all

 

Why are sheep covered in wool?

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Clouds

Because they are clouds with legs.

Why is GoonyBard so amazingly active on the forums?

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The answer should be clear as day :p

 

Is cereal soup?

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I don't know. Good question.

 

How large is a dragon's wingspan?

 

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The square root of Pi

 

 

Why do we have noses?

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So we taste better.

Where do old messages go?

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They go where the sun doesn't shine-

Now, how do I become my best self?

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Believe in the me that believes in you!

 

How do I survive a zombie apocalypse?

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You can't d.ie if you become a zombie, and survival = not dying. So it's actually super easy to survive in a zombie apocalypse. And since you won't be hunted by any other zombies since you will be one yourself, it's barely an inconvenience.

 

Why is honey sticky?

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For the same reason that water is sticky.

 

Why don't vikings use guns?

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Guns are pay 2 win

 

There's 104 days of summer vacation but what is a good way to spend it?

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I fail to see question or is my sight so miserable?

 

 

 

♫ Spare the sympathy, everybody wants to be...my enemy 

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Hi!?!

The answer to all questions or anything else is something.

 

Why do you need to be alive to live?

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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

 

WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSE?!

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Do you have a flat surface?

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Just because a surface is flat doesn't mean it can't be round.

 

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What enemy? I thought...

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Marmalflurries in the world?

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The exact time travel into the past and talking to dinosaurs, what?

 

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No, this is Patrick.

 

Can I have a pangolin?

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Red Fang - Titan Grim Gnasher

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Melodywing - Titan Death Song

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Cavalier - Adult Ridgesnipper

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Hazard - Adult Devilish Dervish

Thelma - Adult Smitten Hobgobbler

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Gladewhisper - Teen Mudraker

Rowlie - Teen Snafflefang

Lumpytoad - Teen Hotburple

Hendrix - Teen Catastrophic Quaken

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You know the rules and so do I.

 

Why do we need sleep?

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So you don't get lost in the eternal void and keep floating there forever.

How can I conquer demons?

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Snort sugar.

Why do I love drinking milk so much??

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Standing here I realize

(Because) You are just like me trying to make history.

 

But who's to judge the right from wrong?

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Only Wei Wuxian that most of you probably don't know.

Where can I eat fresh croissants?

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In a shop that sells fresh croissants.

 

Cats or dogs?

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Neither. You can't choose because it's impossible. The void said so.

Why am I so obsessed with Dragons?

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Ball python.

 

Where's Waldo?

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You don't want to know. He's been wearing that same shirt for years without washing it.

 

 

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Why do carrots grow?

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So that we can feed them to the space ship.

Why is stargazing so magical?

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How do you know everyone thinks stargazing is magical?

 

What is the cure to being bored?

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The cure will be invented in 2064.

How does music taste like?

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The Clue of the Missing Socks.

Chapters 1 and 2                         Chapter 3                                       Chapter 4

Chapter 5                                      Chapter 6                                        Chapter 7

Chapters 8 and 9                        Chapter 10                                     Chapter 11

Chapters 12 and 13                     Chapters 14, 15, and 16             Chapter 17

Chapter 18                                    Chapter 19                                      Chapter 20

Chapter 21 and 22                      Chapter 23                                     Chapter 24 and 25

Chapter 26 - There is a hidden surprise.  Can you find it?

Chapter 27                                   Chapter 28, Part 1                         Chapter 28, Part 2

Chapter 29                                   Chapter 30                                       Chapter 31

Chapter 32                                   Chapter 33                                       Chapter 34

Chapter 35                                   Chapter 36                                       Chapter 37

Chapter 38                                   Chapter 39                                       Chapter 40

Chapter 41                                   Chapter 42                                       Chapter 43

Chapter 44                                   Chapter 45, Parts 1 and 2

 

The Mysterious Frozen Fire

Chapter 1         Chapter 2         Chapter 3         Chapter 4         Chapter 5         Chapter 6

Chapter 7         Chapter 8         Chapter 9         Chapter 10       Chapter 11       Chapter 12

Chapter 13       Chapter 14       Chapter 15        Chapter 16       Chapter 17       Chapter 18  

Chapter 19       Chapter 20      Chapter 21        Chapter 22, Part 1       Chapter 22, Part 2 

Chapter 22, Part 3

Epilogue/Preview for my Third Story!

 

Thoughts of Guilt

Chapters 1 and 2          Chapters 3 and 4          Chapter 5          Chapter 6          Chapter 7

Chapter 8          Chapter 9          Chapter 10          Chapter 11          Chapter 12, Part 1

Chapter 12, Part 2          Chapter 13         Chapter 14         Chapter 15         Chapter 16

Chapter 17 and 18         Chapter 19         Chapter 20         Chapter 21         Chapter 22

Chapter 23         Chapter 24         Chapter 25         Chapter 26         Chapter 27

Chapter 28         Chapter 29         Chapter 30         Chapter 31         Chapter 32

Chapter 33         Chapter 34         Chapter 35         Chapter 36 and 37

Chapter 38, Part 1         Chapter 39, Part 2         Chapter 40, Part 3         Chapter 41

Chapter 42, Parts 1 and 2         Chapter 43         Chapter 44

Chapter 45, Part 1         Chapter 45, Part 2

 

On the Edge of Mystery

Chapter 1          Chapter 2         Chapter 3        Chapters 4 & 5    Chapter 6, Parts 1 and 2   

Chapter 7          Chapter 8         Chapter 9            Chapter 10       Chapter 11        Chapter 12

Chapter 13        Chapter 14       Chapter 15          Chapter 16        Chapter 17       Chapter 18

Chapter 19        Chapter 20       Chapter 21          Chapter 22       Chapter 23      Chapter 24

Chapter 25        Chapter 26       Chapter 27         Chapter 28        Chapter 29 Parts 1 and 2 

Chapter 30       Chapter 31       Chapter 32 and 33                         Chapter 34 Parts 1 and 2 

Chapter 35 Part 1         Chapter 35 Part 2        Chapter 35 Part 3        Chapter 36

 

The Secret Symbol

Chapter 1    Chapter 2    Chapter 3    Chapter 4    Chapter 5

Chapter 6    Chapter 7     Chapter 8    Chapter 9    Chapter 10

Chapter 11    Chapter 12    Chapter 13    Chapter 14    Chapter 15

Chapter 16    Chapter 17    Chapter 18    Chapter 19    Chapter 20

Chapter 21   Chapter 22   Chapter 23   Chapter 24 and 25

Chapter 26    Chapter 27    Chapter 28    Chapter 29 and 30

Chapter 31    Chapter 32    Chapter 33    Chapter 34    Chapter 35

Chapter 36    Chapter 37    Chapter 38    Chapter 39

Chapter 40 and 41    Chapter 42    Chapter 43, 44, 45, and 46

 

The Legend of Shadow Mountain

Chapter 1    Chapter 2    Chapter 3    Chapter 4    Chapter 5

Chapter 6    Chapter 7    Chapter 8    Chapter 9    Chapter 10

Chapter 11    Chapter 12    Chapter 13    Chapter 14    Chapter 15

Chapter 16   Chapter 17    Chapter 18    Chapter 19    Chapter 20

Chapter 21    Chapter 22    Chapter 23    Chapter 24    Chapter 25

Chapter 26    Chapter 27    Chapter 28    Chapter 29    Chapter 30

Chapter 31    Chapter 32    Chapter 33    Chapter 34    Chapter 35

Chapter 36    Chapter 37    Chapter 38    Chapter 39    Chapter 40

Chapter 41    Chapter 42    Chapter 43    Chapter 44    Chapter 45 & 46

Chapter 47    Chapter 48    Chapter 49    Chapter 50    Chapter 51

 

Teaser "Trailer" for Book 8 - Conquest of the Truth

 

The Crimson Storm

Chapters 1 and 2     Chapter 3    Chapter 4    Chapter 5    Chapter 6

Chapter 7    Chapter 8    Chapter 9    Chapters 10 and 11    Chapter 12

Chapter 13    Chapter 14    Chapter 15    Chapter 16    Chapter 17    Chapter 18

Chapter 19    Chapter 20    Chapter 21    Chapter 22    Chapter 23

Chapter 24    Chapter 25 and 26    Chapter 27    Chapter 28    Chapter 29

Chapter 30    Chapter 31    Chapter 32    Chapter 33    Chapter 34

Chapter 35 and Epilogue

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Is it desirable to be a restaurant?

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Depends on the day

 

Why can't we have 3 day weekends instead of 2?

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Because who is on first.

 

Why does Bucket have a bucket on his head?

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Wiggles the whispering d.eath ate my subject

Gothy put it there so she could tell the weather.

 

 

Why is the lightfury sparkly?

 

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Why do noses get blocked sometimes?

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Because the mouth didnt want to see the nose's messages.

 

What makes a song catchy?

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That's the deepest secret of the deep ocean, better not dive to find out.

Why people invest money into skins on games?

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They cant give thier own skin.

 

What does the fox say?