Forum Game: Be As Unhelpful As Possible
Just jump. Believe in yourself. Duh.
How do I paint a picture?
By starting a car.
How can I travel through ocean?
On the gas station when you get most expensive gas.
Where can I watch dreamworks movies?
By buying fortnite card.
How can I avoid toxic community?
That's easy. Just don't get near them in the first place, especially mudracker Island and credits
(Sorry for adding myself to the reply chain)
Of course! Soap is delicious, especially when liquid! Perfect summer drink!
Where can i tame a unicorn?
Captcha glitch, sorry for the spam! :(
Captcha glitch, sorry for the spam! :(
maybe.
edit:
by going outside and using candy as bait.
This looks fun
By making nachos
How can I play the piano?
By downloading the latest most popular game online.
How can I travel for cheap?
Just don't pay. It is that simple.
How do I help my cat to not be afraid of a snorting, pig, stuffed animal, puppet?
(my cat is weird)
Simple, blow things up.
How can I reach the stars?
Go to Hollywood. There are tons of stars there.
How can I get all A's in all of my classes?
You just need to press X-Y-Z on the closest nearby microwave oven, and preferrably avoid folding laundry for 3-4 business days (NOT on weekends.)
Now... How... EXACTLY... Do I solve the riddle of the Sphinx?
By eating sand.
Why do birds have feathers?
Birds have feathers because they can stab their enemies with them. They are really sharp :D
If unicorns are Scotland's native animal, where the heck are they?
They went to the moon.
How do I tame an owl?
Throw a Snake at it.
How do i meet toothless?
You sacrifice Hiccup, the nightlights and the light fury into a volcano, do a little dance and out comes Toothy ;)
What is the meaning of life?
Death
How do I walk?
Eat Artichokes.
How do I make a movie?
Put some tiny elves in a box and shout "Someone pass me the popcorn!"
What is the definition of plant?
Easy, just ṡ̷̡̪͍̺̠̦͎͍̠͐̐̈́̔͋̒͆̊́̆̿ͅo̷̧͕̮͍͍͍̣̝͙̹̤͊̒̅́̉͜͝l̵̢̮̗̟͖̥͈̞̜̙̦̲̩̙͗̇̆̚͘͘͜͝ͅv̷̺̟̹̯͖͑̋̾̔͋͊̈́̅͆ȩ̵̮̦̩̙͈̝̜̙͚͚̰͕̣̋̎̒̓̔͒̀̊̅̏̿̔̇́͘͝ ̶̡̧̝͙͇̝̙̣̠͎̗̪̮̪̬̫̈́̓͋͆̆̍̊̀̍̈́̚t̴͇̩̼͍̲̪̞͍̮̯̬̙̯̅̔͆̐͝ͅh̵͇̜̬̤̥̱̦̺͐́͆̄́͐͒͘͘ͅi̶̡̘̟̜̝͚̤͙̹̮̥̝̝̣͒̓͌̈͑̀̃̈́̄̈͜͝ş̴͍̗͎͙̦͔̻̳̭͉̬̠̬̹̘͉̄͆́͊͝ ̷̨̯̞̪̯͙̙̪͚̝͑̍̐̓̔̔̃́c̸͍̣̪̺̙̞̯͉͕͙̼͖̔͑̔̍̒͑̈́̾͆̄̍̌͊͘͜a̸̳̞̳̻͎̫͓̩͍͂͗̓́̑̇̄͘̕ṕ̶̡̡̗̯̮̱̬͉̒͋̅́͐͝͝͠t̸͎̟͓̞̾̽́̈́̈́͐̔͋͠ͅč̵̨͙̯̪̲̻̞̣̭͉̟̖͉̎͒̔͐̍̍͌̋͋̏̎̈̏͠͝h̴̢̨̺̺̜̣͉͍̙͇͙̬́̾͛̄̽͆́̐̚ä̴̛̙̈́͊̎̀̈́̈̀̽̄̒̊̉̕̕ͅ
How do you make baked potatoes?
Just build a computer.
How can I learn to drive a car?
Buy one
How do I build a house?
By travelling all around the world and taking picture of every statue.
Where do I get best books?
In your mum's and dad's apartment.
Why should I watch Netflix?
You shouldn't.
Where do babies come from?
They come from your dad when he returns with the milk
What is a cloud?? I'm real stumped ://
Tell Charlie Puth to turn it on
How do I turn my phone off?
By throwing it in the washing machine.
How do I identify an unknown bird?
You prod it with a stick until it explodes :0
Why is my dragon looking funky?
Start at 10.
Why am I bored?
Double post.
Because colours exist.
How old am I?
Because it's not cold.
How can I grow a beard?
Grab a bag of chips, throw it into the sink, open it, wash the chips inside of it, and then mix them with handsoap ^^
Is metal edible? Can i eat it?
Run fast enough and become Jesus.
Where can I find other Night furys?