Dragon Rider Pickup Lines
I was thinking about Snotlout, and how he might use some of the dragon's names to try to get a date.
So I've been coming up with some totally G-rated pickup lines and started a new hashtag on Twitter called #dragonriderpickuplines to share them.
In honor of the Typhoomerang today:
I have a few others if you want to head to my Twitter page to check them out and even share your own ideas.
What lines do you imagine Snotlout might try to pull?
Keep it clean, please!!!
Snotlout to a girl who comes to see him often to smack him or something along those lines: "You must be a Terrible Terror. You're drawn to me like a light. ;)" *Smack!* Snotlout rubs his cheek. "How did that not work? I'm smooth with the ladies. I must be too beautiful for them." UGH! *Gags*
THat's what I was banking on. :P Oh! how about this one!
Snotlout to a girl who's really quiet: "Are you part Whispering Death? You're so quiet! I like quiet girls. You free tonight?" *Leans on her shoulder with a forearm.*
GIrl: "Ugh! Not even in your dreams! If I'm a Whispering Death, then you're the Sun: Bright and obnoxiously annoying." *Walks away after shoving him off.* "Creep!"
You must be a fire worm because you are Hot.
(What about this one?) Now that I think about it, it's more of a come-back instead of a pick-up line. Or perhaps they could be both. Snotlout's line the pick-up, mine the Come-back.)
Snotlout: "Hey there. You must be a Deadly Nadder, because you are the most beautiful."
Me: *Rolls eyes.* "Yeah, I am a Deadly Nadder. Tread lightly, because I have venom hidden where you'd least expect it."
These are amazing! I'm laughing so hard right now! If I think of any, I'll definitely share them! XD
[EDIT]: Wait! Got one (and I'm terrible at pick=up lines, so bear with me). "Are you a whispering death, 'cause you've burrowed straight into my heart!"
Some Berkian: Are you a Flightmare? Cuz' you glow so brilliantly in the night.
Girl: Flightmares can blind you weirdo.
Some Berkian: Are you a Bewilderbeast? Cuz' I'm hyponotized by your beauty.
Girl: Then I command you to slap yourself.
Some Berkian that should Give Up Already: Are you a Skrill? I'm so shocked by your appearance tonight.
Poor Innocent Girl that's being Freakin Abused by this Dude: *Punches
You must be a Monstrous Nightmare in disguise, for you set my heart afire.
Same here, I am completely useless with this sort of thing. XD
I came up with a couple of lines, but I'm not sharing them here since they are rather silly. XD
ugh dont mind my brother, he was first in love with Astrid and now Ruffnut, he just never gives up..............
I'm so embarrassed, I'm so embarrassed, I'm so embarrassed, I'm so embarrassed, I'm so embarrassed!
"I think a Dragon might have set you on fire... 'cause you're smokin'~ <3"
"Are you sure you're not part Night Fury...? 'cause you're one of a kind to me~ <3"
"Are you sure you're not part Whispering Death...? 'cause you've been tunneling through my mind all day~ <3"
I don't have any more I'm afraid... :/
I'm so embarrassed, I'm so embarrassed, I'm so embarrassed, I'm so embarrassed, I'm so embarrassed!
The Night Fury one is actually quite good. Cute, in fact. I like it enough to say I almost love it.
Well I'm glad someone likes it~
Haha, I was cringing terribly while writing it out... I don't do pickup lines or "romantic" stuff very well.
x}
Im gonna make this joke since it was in the movie.
And
LOL these are hillarious! I stink with romantic stuff but i just thought up a few dragon related pickup lines! so bear with me here if you've heard these before, but check them out!
Scenario 1:
Snotlout: You sure you're not a Flightmare? You look as if you're glowing like the stars in the night sky.
Girl (blushing with annoyance): Oh go away Snotlout before I sick my Nadder on you!
Scenario 2:
Snotlout: Are you a Monsterous Nightmare? You're smoking hot baby!
Girl: Punches Snotlout before kicking him into a trash can
let me know what you guys think of this and please read my thread Diary of a Dragonrider! Let me know what you think of my online journal - I won't post more until I know for sure i have a fan base! that means at least two or more responses before i post more info on Rialynh and the gang from the Shadow Hunters clan! (Please note: Shadow Hunters is not yet a clan in game and some stuff might refer to events/people/places from other anime and irl references)
This one might have been used already, but,
Snotlout: Hey there, pretty one. You must be the other Night Fury I'm looking for. You certainly are, one-of-a-kind.
Me: Ugh! And out of your league, sorry, but you're not my type of guy, Snotlout.
LOL This one made me laugh (I can totally see it! XD):
"Is there a Skrill nearby, or is that just the electricity between us?" - Gyoa
and .. this one kind of creeped me out, to be honest! XP .. :
"I'm never gonna stop coming after you, girl, because I'm like a Boneknapper, and baby, you complete me." - Vaiou
But good job on all of them. XD
~George
Bahaha. Yeah, I can totally see that happening!