Almost dragons. (A couple short screenshot comics from a dinosaur game)

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When you're alone in a server, you catch something big enough that you end up sitting around while full and find out you can rip chunks off it, so you start making sausages.

She seems quite proud of them doesn't she?

Who's up for a sausage made by a pterodon?




Inspired by the sausage making Pterosaur a young sarco tries her claws and teeth at it.


She too is very pleased with the result.






Meanwhile....just down the river bend...

A feathery floof is drinking and hears this in the distance.

"Yes! Enjoy my sausage! I am great cook!"




*Sounds of a scuffle*

"NOOOOOO! NOT MY FIRST CUSTOMER! W-WHY! There was still fish! Why eat Pterosaur?!"




"What the heck is going on over there and will trying to find out get me k.illed?"





(What I failed to get images of was that somebody playing a Pteranodon came and ate some of my sausages......I would have let them have them but then somebody else ambushed them.)



Bumbles the candy loving Lazersight Vesperwing who likes to stalk me for my food.

Adopted from goldenfury360 who made the species.

Lineart done by NightmareRebuff




 Flint the over curious gluespit.

Adopted from chameishida.


Chelsy, the least frightening indominus rex there ever was. Color shifting joke charicter extrodinare. Art by TosiLohi.

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I look once more, just around the riverbend!!! Beyond the shore, somewhere past the sea, don't know what for. Why do all my dreams extend
Just around the riverbend!
Thanks for getting that song stuck in my head...



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Wiggles the whispering d.eath ate my subject

Feathery Floof was REALLY excited to finally find a mango (one of her favorite foods ever.)

You ok there Feathery Floof?

"Hmm hmm." *Embarrased nod.*

"Do you need help?"

*Another embarrased nod.*





Feathery Floof! What happened? I thought you were only sort of interested in horned mellons!

"I wa illy ungry."

Here. Let me help you again.



Still later.

Ok. This is getting rediculous.

*Muffled floof voice but suprisingly understandible* "It's not what it looks like! This is my Halloween costume!"

...But it's not anywhere near Halloween....and where are the eye holes?

"....I knew I was overlooking something."







And that's my exuse for why my next pictures are blurry. She's in pepper pain and her senses are fogged. In truth I don't know what happened to some of my screenshots but I also don't know when I will find that place in the game again so....I am using the blurry images anyway. Just pretend it's some weird reaction to probubly genetically modified peppers. She's mildly alergic to them.


Feathery Floof gives us a lovely demonstration on how NOT to explore a weird scetchy dinosaur cloneing company's island outpost.

Don't worry. I rescued her before she got electrocuted.




Solar pannels?

Well. At least they're environmentally thoughtful scetchy science people for folks who unleashed a bunch of dinosaurs on a delicate island ecosystem.



"What's this?"




"What's this?"

This is called a locker room. Humans store stuff in here.

Not food though. That would be gross.



"No. What's THIS?"

I think that's a rolled up sleeping bag. People sleep in them.


Regaurdless of my attempts to explain what a sleeping bag is and how to use it Feathery Floof is content to use it as a pillow. I must question the wisdom of sleeping here but the poor girl and her peppers. She DOES need to sleep it off.

She thinks human beds need more bedding. I agree. That bed is not great.


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A day in the life of Feathery

A day in the life of Feathery Floof.

Feathery Floof is away from home. She and her misfit friends have convinced her to roam. A Sarco, a Hypsi, a Pteranodon. The group causes other creatures to wonder what's going on.

Hope our dear Feathery Floof is not feeling too sore. Is a ground nest best made by a Pterosaur?




Her feathers they glisten and gleam in the sun.

Water's a workable mirror till a quick preening's done.








Berrys are wholsome and hearty as kale!

Well, that's what she says. But to both, her carnivorus friends would bail.





Now it's time to play! A game of look and find! Just the sort of game they all agree on in kind!

These logs atop one another puzzle Floof's thoughts. 


And this plant with massive leaves is great though a few have a little edge rot.



The sarco found a strange puddle with very straight sides.

The work of humans to be sure whenever strange things arise.



The Pteranodon found cave art.

She says this one looks like it is meant to be a male of her kind.


But these strange unnerving hand prints are what's on a Feathery mind.



The sausage making Sarco and the sausage making Pteranodon are called that for a reason. They still have left over from breakfast and now it's fish sausage season!



When they are done with the prep the Sarco lines the sausages all in a row.




The Pteranodon does stunts to advertise, 

Tell the scavingers for once they're WELCOME to have a go.


"Come and eat! To waist is a waist!"

But this gives an idea for another game.


Everyone shows a party trick. The inspireing Pteranodon has shown hers, sausage from fish. She invented the recipe, a secret to everyone but her friends, by her wish.


The young Sarco shows off that she's really quite fit. She can stick strait off a rock she's only slightly bit.



Feathery Floof made flowery crowns to prove she can be the sweetest around.



They end off the day with evening at the beach where the young Sarco girl makes a joke out of the wrong way to breech.



What is THAT?!

It's h.ard to see from here but it looks like a goat walking on the sea?

They decide if paranormal stuff is starting it's time to go home and let things be.




Feathery Floof nests in a ravine, right between rocks and trees. It's really quie beautiful...

wouldn't you agree?



Down in the foliege down in the green...

small things can rest totally unseen.




After a bit of a and a couple of scoots....



She's lulled to sleep by the smell of sweet soft plant shoots.



Good night...little Feathery Floof.