Yours Truly, Jingle Bells - Snoggletog Remix Contest

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Make your own version of the classic Christmas song "Jingle Bells"! If you don't know what to do, think of that revision:

Jingle Bells, Batman smells

Robin laid an egg

Batmobile lost a wheel

And the Joker got away!

and use that as inspiration! You can base your remix off a fandom, make a joike out of it, or just be random and silly with your rhymes! I want variety!! 

 

You get two votes and two original verse/chorus editions, but you cannot vote for your own verses/chorus revisions. If you vote for both of someone's versions, then they get an additional 2 points. Every vote counts as a point towards that person. The person with the most votes by the end of the contest gets bragging rights to best Original Remix of Jingle Bells. 

 

Here are some basic guidelines to follow: 

1. You can only post up to 2 Jingle remixes. If you do more than that, you will be docked 2 points from the total count at the end of the contest. 

2. You can only vote for up to 2 remixes that are not yours. 

3. Remixes must be original (not copied off the internet) but they can contain references and such to objects, fandoms, jokes, etc. 

4. Keep this kid-friendly. I know it seems very unlikely this could go downhill, but just to be on the safe side, keep this kid-friendly. 

5. Don't feel pressured to make yours rhyme. Not all poetry is meant to rhyme. ;P 

6. Have fun! 

 

I will put up a tracking post. DNR until then!

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CONTESTANTS - votes

1. The Bohemian Critic - 

2. EllaAcademyOfBerk - 

3. Dragonriders Fury - 

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5. 

6. 

 

RULES I FORGOT TO ADD

1. You can enter whatever you want just as long as it's not too horribly long. Like an entire remix of the whole song, just a verse, just a chorus, you name it. 

 

1st REMIX

Crashing through the snow

On a pair of awkward skiis

Over the hills I go

I think I broke my knees

Calling 9-1-1

I hope they'll be here soon

I wish they would hurry up because 

I think I'm gonna swoon

 

Jingle bells, I can't tell

If I'm gonna faint or not

Snow-mobile lost a wheel

So I guess I'll have to wait! 

Ow! 

Jingle bells, I wish I fell

At the bottom of the hill

It would've been better if

I'd started with the beginner hill

 

Now I'm safe and sound

On a soft and cozy bed

Hot cocoa next to me

Glad that I am not dea.d

Watching friends ski by

Don't care that I'm not there

Wish them good luck as they attempt

To crest those awful hills!

 

2nd REMIX

Jingle Bells, Siren smells

Justin laid an egg

Bryn-mobile lost a wheel

And the Snodster ran away!

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Why not, this sounds fun! :D 

*Ahem*

 

Jingle Bells, 

Stoick Spells, 

Hiccstrid all the Way, 

 

Snotlout's snot, 

Krogan rot,

Hicctooth saves the day! 

 

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Yes I know that sucked, but it's just for fun! XD

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I'll enter with this.

Jingle-dash! Jingle-crash! Jingle-smash, Smash, SMASH!
Oops! My horse, my sleigh and I just became atomic ma-ash.
Jingle-dash! Jingle-crash! Jingle-smash, Smash, SMASH!
Guess it's time for a Viking ship to be reduced to ash.

I'm working on my second entry, but it'll be a while. :)

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Oh my lord I love this DragonridersFury! :'D

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Thank you. I had fun with it. XD

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You're very welcome! XDD

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This looks fun

Here's my version....

 

 

Jinglebells, Frodo fell, twenty-six times!

Gimli has fourty-three points, while Legolas has fourty-two!

Grima stabs, Sauron grabs, a hold of Pippin through the Palantir!

Smeagol cries, Gollum spies, on his precious!

*Wheezes that was horrible.

 

 

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