What Was the Funniest Dream You've Ever Had?

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Greetings, all.

I'd like to get in a good laugh today because... why not? I want to know what your funniest/craziest dream was. :D

Most people have a dream where they can fly, and there is always some weird circumstance that allows them to fly, such as holding their breath or crossing their eyes. There are also a lot of losing teeth dreams (what's up with that?). But the funniest of all dreams are the crazy ones that have no purpose whatsoever.

For example, I had a dream a long time ago that I was at some farm and my classmates were watching a cow dance. The problem was that the cow would zap you with a space missile if you didn't clap for it after it danced (its moves were terrible). I watched as, one by one, my friends were destroyed into ashes. I'm not sure how, but I escaped into the woods where I found a man who helped me hide in an old barn for about three months or something. The man was wearing a camouflage shirt, and when I startled myself asleep when the cow finally caught me, I noticed that I wore a camouflage shirt to bed that night. I don't really pay attention to what I wear at night, so it was kind of odd. I then had to look out back to see if I owned any cows... >.>

If you have any funny dreams to tell, go ahead. -grabs popcorn-

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Ok so once I was dreaming that I was washing dishes in the sink. The sink was filled about halfway with soapy water and I was reaching into the water to grab another plate, then a shark jumped out of the water.

It jumped right at me with its mouth open and that's about when I woke up. 

Yeah I got no idea why I had this dream.

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Alright, so this one time I dreams of being in this strange, large, colorful forest kind of place. It was just me there, and I was wondering around until suddenly, a baskit filled with donuts appeared. Me being the donut fan I was, ran up to the baskit and started eating the donuts. But after eating just two donuts, my friend in real life walks up to me out of nowhere and tells me that I've eaten too many donuts, and starts dragging me away. How cruel, not even in my own dreams am I allowed to eat as much sweets as I want to. Then later on I find myself far away from the edge of the forest and instead at the ocean where I can still see it, hundreds of meters up in the sky, standing on some kind of rolled coaster track with flimsy wooden sticks holding it up. There is a train going on the tracks, and I have to fly up from the tracks now and then so I don't get hit. Then suddenly when the train comes again and I fly up, I start losing control and start spiraling down to the ocean. And that's when I wake up.

 

Another dream that probably wouldn't consider funny but I still do is one where I was in an unfamiliar and empty town. Everyone is hiding from me, and when I walk around, people suddenly start attacking me. At first I was scared, but soon enough I realized that they couldn't hurt me in the slightest. So what do I do? Start striking down the road like it's nobody's business, looking all smug at the scared people who try to k.ill me when they see me. Pretty weird yet kind of funny if you ask me.

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I have very weird dreams. Prepare....

 

Ok so I'm walking around town as a grown man, idk why cause I'm female, but I go to a car park and sit on my 'car'. Some random old lady comes and sits on it too. I grab the steering wheel and start driving around the car park and along roads. I don't even question how this 'car' works as it was actually a waffle an had no wheels. From what I remember, it was literally sliding along the roads really slowly. It suddently jumps up and into a huge... garbage.... box.. thing. whatever you call those things, that for some reason led deep underground to a secret lair where robots were smelting and pounding on various things and turning them to scrap metal. Since, I prefer living, I decide "Not today" and float back up the garbage shoot thing, leaving the 'car' and the random old lady with the robots. I'm evil. And suddently I'm driving a train (obviously Thomas) throught the city streets being chased by police cars and..... the rest of it is lucid and... not as uncontrollably weird.

 

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See, Alicorn? We have similiar dreams. XD We are of same mind! ;P 

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So, I had this dream where I worked at a Duck Factory. We produced talking ducks but, all they could say we're insults and we were happy. Then, one day, the machine malfunctioned and it produced a nice duck that just complimented everyone. This duck was a computer flaw and therefore did not serve it's purposed and we were forced to exterminate it. However, the nice duck managed to escape! It ran away and I was sent to embark on a Daring quest to find the Nice Duck before it's too late and the Nice Duck takes over the world. Basically,I wandered around the lang Being followed by like 6 ducks, constantly insulting me. Edventually, me and my elite duck squad found a massive duck castle which the nice duck barricaded itself in and wenwere about to lay siege to the castle when I woke up. 

 

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One of Nyx's most defining traits is her brash and sarcastic attitude towards everything that breathes. She is the type of girl who does not have to do much to stand apart from the crowd. However, Nyx is no way an extrovert, the reason why she puts herself in social situations is purely one of two reasons, the first one being is that she wants to go people watching. Where she sits in some corner and watches people, how they react and their social cues. She just observes them, untangles their motives and finds their interests. The second reason is that she wants to show up the competition, along with being stubborn, Nyx is a show-off. The problem is, natural talent can only get you so far. Because of her years from people watching, she has become very keen on observations. Smarter than the average person, she is able to look at any given Viking and deduce a thing or two about them. Sort of like Sherlock Holmes but not nearly as skilled. With her great intelligence, comes social anxiety. Nyx buried this under layers of brashness but, this insecurity can be sorted out by the way she avoids social and emotional get-togethers. Due to her inability to express her social anxiety, Nyx finds herself at a lack of friends. She usually plays this off as her not wanting any friends but sometimes, when a dragon is your only friend, you can get lonely. The result, she makes a lot of enemies. Usually because of her showoff-ness and Brash attitude, and sarcasm. In reality, Nyx wants some friends, but she sees this as a weakness and as part of her insecurities which she buries deep inside of her and does not let anyone see. She's not edgy, she's just misguided.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Aeryn also has a sense of show-off-ness, an over-the-top, dramatic character. She takes any given situation, brandishes it with a flare of sarcasm and performs, drawing attention to herself all the while managing to act edgy or sweet, or however she wanted to be perceived. This need of hers to put on a show made her invaluable to the man while she was on his side. Like the theatre kid she should be, Aeryn has expertly crafted this skill of taking on different personas, and she isn't afraid to add in some cliche drama to her dialogue and actions. Constantly referencing pop-culture, Aeryn is interesting, but the tiring person to be around. The problem with her extroverted, boldness is that few get to witness the actual Aeryn, not one of her many characters. In a sense, it is quite similar to the multifaceted personality disorder, only, Aeryn recognizes her many personas. She chooses not to show anyone her true colors due to some insecurities. These different personalities are the shields she has put up for emotional protection. With Aeryn, you never know if her reactions are genuine or just part of the show

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SnowSpirit the woolly howl ran away with my subject

So I was walking in my garden with my two dogs when I desoverd a hole in the ground,I looked down and all of a sudden a shark came out of the hole,I ran fast toward the gate of the garden and got my dogs on the other side and me aswell,the shark went back in the hole and I woke up

 

 

 

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About CloudStream: She is protective, loyal, and compasionate. She thinks of others before herself. She never shoots to kill, only injure if needed to protect. Cloudstream rescued her rider, Geveda, when she was attemting to free dragons out of cages in a dragon hunter camp. She was rather closed up at first, but warmed up to Geveda after Geveda proved to her she was trustwothy, and they formed a close bond. She loves speed and feeling the wind in her face, and often does stunts with her rider (however she pushes the limits of how daring they are, as Geveda is more catious than CloudStream)She, liker her rider, is very loyal. Her main and first loyalty lies with Geveda. It takes time and good actions for her to trust others. She is very determind and has a strong willpower.

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Lol, these are funny. XD I'll have to reflect on some of my other dreams to see if I can remember the funniest one I had, which can't come to my mind right now...

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This probably isn't that funny, but it is something.

This dream, I started in bed, I woke up, came downstairs, sat down to eat, and then the whole table disappeared. The doors all opened, and all of my siblings duplicated, and started running outside. Then a bunch of dinosaurs came out of the woods, and started eating the duplicated siblings. I managed to get all of the remaning ones inside, but then all of them poured out a different door and started getting eaten again. For some reason, I couldn't lock the door, so all of them ended up getting eaten. Right as I looked ouside, though, there were T-Rex flying fighter jets around, and trying to shoot all of the dinosaurs. The trees started dancing, and the house crumbled with me inside it. And that is when I woke up.

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Zalmach was 14 when he found himself on Algea Island. Why, he kept asking himself, and he kept answering himself also. Because the Dragon Hunters had put him there to prove his training. He wasn't like the others, big, buffy, absolutely dumb. He was short, not buffed, and the smartest one besides Vigo. When his parents first saw him, they were overjoyed to have a child that wasn't a big bowling ball with arms and legs. But the headmaster of the Dragon Hunters was not. Right when he was three, he started getting hard training alongside the others. The head-hunter bullied, teased, and told his parents it was for his own good. Zalmach grew stronger and faster that way, not like the Dragon Hunters, who grew in size along with strength, he was still skinny, but muscles knotted up his arms and legs. Then, at the age of 10, he had the chance to prove himself. A monsterous nightmare was released into the training grounds. Men were thrown aside, and burned by the heat. But Zalmach, when he lept on, wasn't thrown of like the others. he clung to the horns as he was thrown around. Then he started throwing the monstorous nightmare around. Slaming its head on walls and the floor. As the nightmare was tireing out, he reached down and squeezed the side of its neck. The creature fell down flat, purring. Soon, Vigo sent for him, and had him trained as his apprentice, in planning and finding dragon, and rider, weaknesses. Then, four years later, he had the final test, at the age of 14 no less. To find and bring a Flightmare all the way to a ship that was three miles out from the island. Zalmach found one, crouching behind a rock, stalking him. He jumped to the side as the stunning spray flew out of behind the rock. The flightmare jumped in front of him, growling. Zalmach ran the Flightmare's weaknesses through his head. He jumped, flipping onto the flightmare's back. The beast threw him off, easily. Zalmach was suprised by the beast's strength. So he tried something else. Doging another blast, he lept behind the flightmare and pulled a tranquilizer crossbow. Then he noticed that the back leg and wing were injured. The flightmare couldnt turn to face him because a dragon-hunter trap pierced both leg and wing, A long chain ran from both parts of the trap into the bushes. The flightmare turned as far as it could, the chain holding it from turning farther. Zalmach felt pity for this creature. All his life, he had been told that it dragons were only like pigs and cows, dumb beasts. But this one was looking at him with an almost sorrowful expression. He knew what would meet this dragon if he brought it to the hunters. Imprisonment and auctioning, or even dragon-fighting would be in store for this wounded beast. Not even knowing why he did it. Zalmach reached down and used a gronkle-iron dagger to cut the metal trap. The flightmare bounded out with a roar, and kicked the trap off it. It turned towards Zalmach, sniffing him over and over, apparently not liking his scent. Zalmach closed his eyed, and waited. Nothing happened. He opened his eyes and the flightmare was gone. Zalmach cursed himself all the way to where he knew there would be another flightmare, and there was. The same flightmare stood in front of him. It seemed to be looking with affection. A minute later, Zalmach and the flightmare took off, headed in the opposite direction of the dragon-hunters. He changed his name to ArchDrake, and avoided the dragon hunters, leaving Vigo to wonder what happened to his one-time apprentice. Eventually he made his way to Berk, and joined them in fighting against the dragon hunters.

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That's actually pretty

That's actually pretty humorous. From everyone I have ever asked this funny dream question to, a common recurring creature in their dream is a T-rex.

Speaking of T-rexes, I had a dream a few years ago that I was at an amusement park, and as I traveled to different rides with my friends, there was this one random T-rex that would just casually stroll down the pathways with cotton candy. It was wearing a party hat, too. Oddly, the park guests had no fear of a dinosaur walking around near them. On my way home, I got pulled over by my 7th grade teacher for "flying" my car instead of driving it. (Apparently, my car was floating above the ground as I traveled home, which was illegal.) My teacher, who was the cop, took me to a tent on the side of the road where all other "flyers" went. However, before I was punished for my wrongdoings, I woke up.

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Idk about funny, but I remember sumthing creepy.

 

Long dream short: There was a zombie apocalypse and the zombies were hovering above my neighborhood and terrorizing people. So I decided to lie down to escape the zombies above me. BUT when I did, a zombie pulled my head off from underground (i forgot how that felt). BUT then I revived...

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Ok, so I had this dream a while ago that I was going to take a cruise to a private island on a super expensive ship. It was jam-packed with people as we sailed across a huge ocean. Somehow, as we sailed, the ship got smaller and smaller until...

..get this...

...it was as big as a twin-sized mattress, and I was sitting on top of it. I have no idea where all the passengers went, but it wasn't strange at all. Eventually, we made it to the private island, which was divided into two parts: the "quiet side" and the "loud side." When I hopped off the small ship, I saw some maniac dash across the "quiet side," disturbing all the people who wanted peace and quiet over there. A group of lifeguards chased after him and dragged him down later.

 

WHaT waS I thINkiNG ThAT DaY?

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The Sad Story Of FlameDash

A long time ago, I decided to search the web for a simple game to play. Since I liked "How To Train Your Dragon", I typed in games relating to it. I then came across 'School of Dragons' and knew it was right for me. I joined this game very early on. I had a different Viking before FlameDash, and I will not tell the name. I can say that he is in the clan 'Grapple grounders' (I think he still is....?). I made him to have fun around the school and enjoy a game about "HTTYD". A few months later, the Whispering Death and Thunderdrum came out, and I really wanted to have the Tidal class one. My brother and I decided to make new accounts with memberships to access these dragons. That is when I made FlameDash, and my brother made Flame Sword. We had lots of fun flying around together, and soon our fame began to rise. While this was happening, I would search the forums, but I didn't have an account. I do remember seeing posts from way back then, and I can't even explain what it was like with hardly any members. One day, Flame and I went on vacation for three weeks, and when we came back, nobody knew who we were. There were so many new players that haven't even heard of my name, and many players from back then when we were famous were gone. It broke my heart that nobody even responded to me in chat anymore, or said, "Oh gosh, it's Dash." It took MONTHS to rebuild our fame, and we were on the spotlight once more. I felt great that we were amazing again, and that feeling will always be with me. The story really starts the day that Flame was playing around on our faster computer, and I had nothing to do. I heard of the game "Animal Jam", and I decided to make a character to see what it was all about. This was supposed to be a test that would only last a while, but when I started playing, I just couldn't stop. Soon enough, Flame made an account to it, too, and we were playing it multiple times a day. Eventually, we forgot about SoD. Finally, we got back on this game, and everything was different. There were new Vikings that had all the fame, and again, Flame and I were left to rot. Sadly, this time, we couldn't become famous again. There were just to many new players that couldn't understand our past. Now, I am lucky if I get on SoD once every five months. To make matters worse, I can no longer play at the same time with Flame anymore (it keeps logging out one of us because we have the same profile). To all of the Vikings who were playing around the time when I first made FlameDash, thank you for still being here today. I will never forget the good times I had playing this amazing game years ago...

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Now, be prepared. I am known for my dreams being the wackiest, randomness dreams out of all of my family members, friends, coworkers, etc...

 

So this one dream I had when I was six began that I had to go buy pencils at the store. And I'm standing in the store, buying pencils, when the store owner comes up to me and whispers, "Hey, for a quarter, I'll give you the pencils and let you through that door in the back to Neverland."

Well of course I gave him the quarter and he opened the door and told me only children who loved flying and believed in Peter Pan could make it through safely. So I went through the door...

And it cuts to this scene where Pinocchio and a hippo are sitting on a rowboat fishing in the middle of the ocean, and the hippo asked Pinocchio how the fishing was, and Pinocchio shrugs.

Then it cuts back to me standing in Neverland with all the lost boys, and I'm beside myself with excitement. So Peter Pan suggests we go jump on Captain Hook's private tramopline, so we all go jump on the trampoline and have the time of our life, when the pirates all show up and drag us off the trampoline and catch Peter Pan and lock him up in this basement. The lost boys and I somehow all escaped, and we met this old lady who narrated for us how sad Peter Pan was at the moment because he was locked in the basement and it was raining and he didn't get to eat soup with the rest of us.

"Well, what can we do?" I demanded.

"There is one thing," the lady mused, and she led all of us to this shed with a lawnmower in it on Captain Hook's ship, and we turn on the lawnmower and it runs over the brick walls that make up the basement (that's sitting on top of the ship) and the lawnmower starts chasing all the pirates on the ship. Then Peter Pan escaped and started to fight Captain Hook, and I jumped really fast on the trampoline to scare off the pirates, and somehow the whole ship started to float away. We jumped off and all the pirates were stuck on it and we cheered that we defeated them, and Captain Hook yelled at me that he would find me again someday and come after me.

Then Peter Pan told me I had to go to bed, and I don't remember what happened after that...

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I have concerns

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I have laughter XDDDD LOOL!

I have laughter XDDDD LOOL! That's hilarious! :D

havn't we all had utterly bizzar dreams Alicorn? =)  I personaly love ones with Peter Pan in it, usually it means I get to fly! =D  

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I'm glad you agree, Jennie! I love flying dreams! They're the best!

 

and Alicorn, that's a fairly tame dream when it comes to dreams. I have a lot of dreams about historical events but they probably wouldn't make a lot of sense unless you knew about the historical events, particularly because they're typically in line with Russian history, but they're hilarious to me and my family. XD

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Now I can only think of this one moment in the battle for pizza: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gK2Cay7Y8to&t=6m50s

You mentioned Russia of course I'd think of this epic war!

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Ура! Ура! XD That's hilarious...

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Aww, man!

Has EVERYONE had a flying dream but me?

Ive NEVER been able to fly in dreams, which is weird because in my dreams I have been a fairy three times and ridden a dragon at least drive times, but I can never get off the ground, and each time I'm excited and scared like, ITS FINALLY HAPPENING! And then I wake up. So I have never felt what it's like to fly, or fall from a huge height (yeah, I never have falling dreams either). That's why I want a dragon so much.

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First thing you should know about me: I am forever and always a

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Dare to be a Mormon,

Dare to stand alone,

Dare to have a purpose firm,

Dare to make it known. 

 

Now, on to business!!

 

Fun fact:  I am actually two people in SoD: Heather Autumnsword (picture pending)

and Sapphire Wraith

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          My Dragons: *work in progress*

                       midnight--------Titan Deadly Nadder

                       Midnight---------Sand Wraith (just pretend she's a night fury, okay?)

                       Shockwave-------------Screaming Death

                       Scauldy-------------Scauldron

                       Skullcrusher-------------Rumblehorn

                       Siren--------------Deathsong

                       Lancelot-----------Armorwing

                       Bluetooth------------Shockjaw

                       Fangster--------------Monstrous Nightmare

                       Icyfire------------Hideous Zippleback

                       Barf and Belch------------Hideous Zippleback

                       Sane and Insane------------Hideous Zippleback

                       Sane and Insane------------Hideous Zippleback (due to a glitch I have two dragons w/ the

                       Spitfire---------------------Singetail                    same name)

                      Zippy------------Hideous Zippleback

                       Sausage----------Gronkle

                       Stormfire---------Skrill

 

 

Do you know what it is to fly?

     Have you ever swum in a river and felt our clothes billow in the current? You can sense them, feel them in some strange way, the feeling-that's-not-a-feeling, the sense-that's-not-a-sense. When you stretch the fabric tight, the feeling intensifies. The water fills the fabric until it is firm and supple and strong. This is what it is to have wings.

     Now imagine that you're scaling a sheer cliff. You look down, down, down at the thousands of feet of nothing, and your mouth goes dry. Your palms are sweaty, your heart is racing with terror. You know how easily your hands could slip and let you fall.

    But high in the sky, skimming the clouds with the sun on your back, seeing the world spread below like glittering jewels; where the winds support you and carry you higher and higher, filling your wings like a sail at sea, the fear isn't fear at all; it's exhilaration. Your wings can't slip and you can't fall.

       You're free.

       This is what it is to fly.

 

     How do I know? Because I am a Draconianone of the ancient race that is forever bonded to the dragons. I say bonded, but what I mean is that I am part dragon. I have dragon wings, dragon horns, dragon eyes, and even a dragon tail. Like all dragons, I long to find the home to which all dragons belong: the sea-of-many-lands and the land-of-many-seas, where the sky and the sea are one.

    ​And one day, I will find it. You just wait and see.

 

 

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For the backstory on this character, click here: http://forum.schoolofdragons.com/content/dragoness-backstory-fanfiction#comment-697687

 

 

 

 

Here are my ALL-TIME favorite fandoms! (Used to be top ten, but I have too many things I love!!!)

 

le fandoms...not necessarily in order of preference...

 

1. HTTYD books/movies (obviously, but I HAD to put that in there, it really is my favorite)

         The books were SO GOOD. No swearing, no (extreme) violence (does getting eaten by a lava dragon that dives into a volcano count? Or Grimbeard the Ghastly killing his own son?) Okay, scratch the violence, but it really is pretty awesome. The characters are SO well put together, each with his or her own little quirks that make them unique, and they’re all (mostly) lovable in their own way (Alvin and Exellinor are irredeemable). The little lessons Cressida Cowell teach by inserting them into the plot are truly inspired. Can’t wait for her to write more!!! (Also, I love the quirky way she capitalizes random words to make them a little bit more important. It’s just funny to me.)

          The movies I mainly love because all the characters are so lovable, and because ever since I have wanted a Night Fury of my Very Own. And honestly, Race To The Edge was a pretty decent, except—*gag*—for all the mushy romance—*retch*—I’m sorry, I can’t stand that stuff. *retch*

 

2. Brotherband Chronicles

3. Ranger's Apprentice

4. The Ever Afters (EAS)

5. Narnia

6. Pete's Dragon

7. Brave (Merida)

8. Harry Potter

9. Spirit Animals

10. Wizards of Once

11. The Dragon with a Chocolate Heart

12. The Frog Princess/The Wide-Awake Princess

13. Leven Thumps

14. The Land of Stories

15. Keeper of the Lost Cities

 

Wait, don’t go...

Did I forget to...Yeah, I did. I didn’t warn you did I? Okay. Ahem.

THERE ARE SPOILERS IN THE LITTLE EXPLANATIONS OF MY FANDOMS. I APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE. #sorrynotsorry

 

One thing you must learn about me VERY fast is that I love spoilers and will hunt them down at every opportunity. I also enjoy giving spoilers and withholding them on a whim. I know, I’m cruel.

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Most of my dreams that are extremely goofy I forget pretty quickly. The funniest thing I remember was a dream in which I was getting the Christmas decorations out of the closet. I realized that it was a dream and that I was waking up--so I hurried to put all the decorations back before I woke up. Can't leave the place a mess, right? But that was more me than the dream itself.

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My fandoms include *deep breath* Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, MLP, HTTYD, Marvel, Ranger's Apprentice, and Narnia.

Here are my OCs and adoptables:

 

First up is Allie, my main OC.

Her dragon is Excelsior, a stormcutter. The picture of her and Excelsior is by Scorpio Kardia, and the one of just her is by Pixel.

Allie's organized and practical, but still really absentminded at times. She's awkward around people she doesn't know very well and when it comes to muscles she's pretty wimpy, but she can whip up a pretty great strategy. If only people would listen to her when she tried to explain it. She really doesn't like hurting other people or animals, and that's not even including the fact that she feels queasy around blood.

Her weapon of choice is a hairbrush. Why? Even I don't know.

 

Then there's Kara.

 

Kara was an Outcast, but now she lives in Berk. It's a long story. I might write a fanfic about it... eventually. The razorwhip edit is by NadderMeGood. Drawing of Kara by MistyNight.

Kara is spunky and stubborn. She's tough as nails, and she's suspicious of any kindness. She grew up in a very dog-eat-dog world, after all. Her weapon is a warhammer, and she primarily rides a razorwhip named Shine, though the armorwing from the Battle for the Edge expansion and the singetail from the Return to Dragon Island expansion are also her dragons.

 

Next up we have Starr.

[No pictures of Starr currently]

I use her for next-gen roleplays. Starr has long, blonde hair and dark green eyes. Her bonenapper, Crypt, is still young and doesn't have a full armour. This picture of him is by TosiLohi.

Starr is shy and quiet. She really loves maps and mapping, and she's good at rock-climbing. Crypt is cocky and stubborn and refuses to listen to a word Starr says. She found him as an egg, which is why I have this awesome picture by Gorginia47:

 

Finally, there's Lissa.

[No pictures of Lissa currently]

She's another one for next-gen things. She's short and kind of pudgy, with black hair and grey-blue eyes. Her dragon, Santa Claws, is a battered red/white/green groncicle.

Lissa is really good with animals. She's kind and compassionate. Santa escaped from Drago a while ago, but his experience there left him scarred both emotionally and physically. Lissa was able to help him work through his trauma, and the two forged a powerfully unbreakable bond.

 

Here are my adoptables. On the newer ones (as of 10/17/16) the dragon species name is a link to the adoptable thread. If I get around to digging up some of the older threads I'll link them too, but that may not happen.

 

 

These are Ithil, Anor, and Earendil, my Spacial Beauties. They're siblings: moon, sun, and stars.

Ithil is named for the moon in Elvish, from The Lord of the Rings; he's playful and always ready for a romp and a good time. When vikings around him are drinking mead, he likes to take a sip, and he becomes very goofy and then falls asleep, soundly and for a long time.

Anor, on the other hand, is the sun. She is quieter and more reserved. She's very observant and sees a lot of things that go on in Berk. She likes napping in the sunlight, which her scales reflect blindingly. She loves plants and everything that grows, and often tries to help them along, with varying success.

Earendil's namesake is one of the brightest stars of Middle-Earth; she's shy and reserved. She loves to explore and find places where nobody's ever been before. She likes boats, and never gets seasick. Earendil can make the parts of her that look like stars glow brightly, even blinding those who threaten her or her friends. She hates spiders.

Name: Anuniaq

Species: Keelut

Backstory:

Starr was exploring the north with her boneknapper, Crypt, mapping the scattered islands. After she made camp one night, however, she discovered a lot of stores were missing the next day. She found doglike tracks running through the snow, but after she followed them for twenty yards, they disappeared. When she studied the depth and angle of the last tracks compared to the previous ones, though, it looked like it had taken flight, like it was a dragon--but what dragon had prints like a dog?

She sketched the prints in her notebook and set off through the air with Crypt to track the dragon. Though Crypt was not an exceptional tracker, he was able to follow the scent of the stolen food fairly well. They landed near a hollow, where Starr saw a smallish dragon devouring the last of her stolen supplies.

Using the rest of her supplies, she lured the dragon back to Berk. She soon found it had a curious mind and was eager for adventure, much like herself. The two formed a bond as Starr took care of the creature, who seemed to have been fairly hungry up in the north. She named the dragon "Anuniaq", a name that to those of the north she came from meant "Hunts for Food". Another translation was "Hunts for Knowledge", which was also accurate. Starr took Anuniaq with her often on her exploring journeys up north. Not only did the dragon get to visit her homeland again, she was also excellent at navigating the area, and her uncanny ability to locate food meant they could travel lighter, packing fewer supplies.

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Name: Buckbeak

Species: Thorny Sea Hound

Backstory:

Allie enjoyed sitting down to fish, getting a chance to just relax. Today, she'd borrowed a boat and was out fishing on the open ocean. Excelsior was circling the area, flying around. Allie had caught a lot of fish and was getting ready to return home when suddenly, many dragons swooped in on her and began attacking. She pulled out her hairbrush (her weapon of choice, don't judge) and swung it, but it passed right through the creatures. She was confused, but the dragons soon disappeared again. Odd.

When she turned around, she suddenly realized her entire day's catch had been stolen! Through the water, she caught a glimpse of a long purple creature sliding away through the water. She called Excelsior to her and followed it. It looked like some kind of dragon. She called Excelsior, mounted, and followed the new dragon.

Before long they caught up to it, sitting on the shore and eating the last of Allie's fish.  It was a beautiful dragon, and Allie walked up to it cautiously, not knowing how it would behave. It fixed her with a stare of its eyes, and somehow she felt it was sizing her up, deciding if she was worthy. She trusted her instincts about this, and also about what he was looking for. She kept her eyes open, not blinking, and stared it in the eyes as she gave it a short bow. It paused for a moment, then lowered its own head, returning the bow. Allie reached up and stroked its nose. The nose felt hard, kind of like a beak. In her mind, Allie began calling the dragon Buckbeak.

It lowered its neck, allowing her to mount, then took her for a ride across the top of the ocean. It was amazingly fast, and the water splashing her was cool and refreshing. Before long, it returned her to the rocky area, where Excelsior was waiting.

She took off, and Buckbeak didn't follow, but she often returned (especially on hot days) to visit him and go for a ride.

(Okay, maybe this dragon reminded me a bit of a hippogriff.)

Adopted from: WitcherForever

Name: Forest Light (Light for short)

Species: Cave Raider (Hatchling)

Backstory:

Lissa and Santa Claws, her groncicle, were out scouting the forest. They were so absorbed in watching the wildlife on the forest floor that they didn't notice the clouds beginning to gather until, with a rumble of thunder, the clouds opened up and poured down on them. Soaked through, Lissa turned back, but soon spotted a cave. She'd much rather stop there until the storm abated than head all the way back to Berk, and Santa seemed eager to reach shelter as well. Raindrops were freezing on his cold skin, weighing him down.

They landed in the cave, and Santa began ridding himself of the raindrops with his claws and teeth. Lissa started heading towards the back of the cave to explore. She thought she saw a faint glow ahead. Interested, she moved closer, then realized it was a dragon, and not just any dragon, a mother with a nest! She knew better than to mess with one of those, but it wasn't a dragon she'd ever seen before, and she was absolutely fascinated. So instead of backing away, she walked forward slowly. The dragon turned and growled at her, and Lissa noticed the glowing spines--fascinating! Hiccup would never forgive her if she let an opportunity like that go to waste. She lifted a hand. "It's okay," she whispered. If you used a high-pitched, fast voice, animals would get riled up, but a low and slow one would calm them, a fact Lissa knew well and would use to her advantage. "It's okay," she said again, forcing herself to be calm, practically exuding calm. Carefully, she reached up and stroked the dragon's nose soothingly.

Lissa wasn't a very talented girl, but this was where the talents she did have lay, in calming and understanding dragons, or any animal, really. She rarely used dragon nip, which felt like cheating to her. But this dragon was fairly calm already.

She grinned and started to walk towards the eggs, but a growl from the mother alerted her that she wasn't trusted that much yet. She backed away from the eggs, which seemed to earn her some more trust from the mother.

She continued to stroke that dragon, running her fingers down the neck, along the back, across the wings, down the tail. The dragon seemed to like that a lot, so Lissa continued for a while. In fact, what she was doing was memorizing the dragon's curves so she could describe it to Hiccup.

She heard the rain outside start to lessen and turned to head back outside, but the mother dragon made a little rumble that clearly meant, wait just one second. Then she turned to the eggs and nosed one towards Lissa, a foresty green one with bluer and yellower patches. The yellow patches glowed. Lissa gasped as she realized what the mother was telling her. Tenderly, she picked it up. "I'll take good care of it," she promised solemnly.

The glowing egg lit Lissa's way back through the tunnel, and she found Santa all ready to go. The rain had stopped now, so she mounted up, still holding the egg carefully, and headed back to Berk to tell Hiccup. He was excited she'd discovered a new species, and when the egg hatched, he sketched it from every angle while Lissa tried desperately to convince the dragon (who she'd named Forest Light) to sit still. He was a curious, adventurous fellow, and he loved riding on Santa when Lissa went anywhere. He was incredibly loyal and never left her side, and though he was extremely reluctant when he first learned to fly, he got the hang of it more quickly than any other dragon Lissa had seen. She took him often to visit his mother, but the visits didn't usually last very long, as the mother dragon had plenty of other babies on her hands.

Light wasn't really Lissa's dragon, not fully. Hiccup had a large hand in his training, too, and he soon showed an affinity for herding both sheep and small dragons, making him invaluable around the village. Lissa liked to joke that once he grew up, he'd keep the entire village full of dragons under control.

Adopted from: Valoris620

Species: Wardenrain

Backstory: Starr was, as usual, exploring. Crypt, her boneknapper, was exhausted, so she was forced to land on the first island that came into view. He collapsed into sleep as soon as they touched the ground, and she knew she wouldn't be able to wake him up, under any circumstances, for several hours.

Unfortunately, he'd landed right next to a lake, and the lake was full of scauldrons. They weren't hungry enough to leave the water, but they were still eyeing Crypt. Starr noticed rainclouds approaching, and realized that if it rained, the water would rise up to Crypt, and the scauldrons would eat him. As the first drops began to fall, she prepared herself to fight the scauldrons, but not with much hope of success.

Suddenly, she heard wingflaps above her. A strange dragon she'd never seen before was flying overhead, basking in the rain, and somehow drawing it to herself so that little of it fell. To show her appriciation, Starr caught the dragon a large pile of fish, which it ate eagerly.  She wasn't able to convince it to return to Berk with her, but whenever she returns to that area, she can always find it, and it's usually eager to play.

Adopted from: chameishida

Name: Celestia
Species: Psyche Keeper
Adopted from: Krazykira24
Celestia watches over the element of light. As such, she is extremely attracted to shiny things.

Name: Revenge

Species: Ballistic Silentwing

Personality: Revenge is, as her name suggests, very vengeful. But that's not the only side to her nature. She's also very nurturing to younger dragons and more forgiving of them than of others. She enjoys flying and doing tricks, but she's very competitive. I don't let her compete, because she'll make it less fun for others.

Adopted from: chameishida

Name: Baby

Species: Starstruck

Backstory: I was walking by myself in the woods when I heard a keening yelp. I ran towards the noise, which sounded like an injured dragon. I burst into a clearing to see a baby starstruck being attacked by a boar. Knowing how rare they were, I wanted to save it, so I attacked the boar with nothing but a small dagger. Both I and the starstruck got pretty injured, but I managed to drive off the boar. The dragon and I had to work together to get back to Berk all right. By the time we were done, we'd formed a bond. I called her Baby while we were in the woods, just as a nickname, but she refused to answer to anything else later.

Adopted from: chameishida

Name: Countershade

Species: Boomballoon

Adopted from: chmeishida

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Name: Juniper

Species: Woodland Sprite

Adopted from: Duskdaybreak

Name: Ceridwynn

Species: Deathwing

Personality: Ceridwynn is a Welsh name meaning "poetry" and it certainly fits this graceful beauty! She loves the sea, especially the waves, and she likes me to read her poetry. Her call is a series of rythmic clicks.

Adopted from: kimbenoso

 

Name: Mako

Species: Waverazer

Personality: Fierce, but with an insatiable appetite for fish. Kind of a loner, he usually hangs out by himself- or with sharks.

Adopted from: RaxForax

Name: Sanskrit

Species: Paranoid Sandskitter

Adopted from: NightmareRebuff (as a reward for participating in a challenge)

Name: Analog

Species: Banded Featherlure

Personality: Analog is artistic, drawing much better doodles than Toothless with her muscular tail. They're not as good as a human's, but the objects are recognizable. I've never understood why she was such a loner, since her species usually comes in packs.

Adopted from: Amberleaf

Name: Seafoam

Species: Smoothskin

Backstory: Seafoam was one of my very first dragons. I passed her beached on the shore, floundering around and trying to return to the water. It took me a long time to convince her to trust me and let me help her get back into the water, but after that she was always swimming around when I came into the water and bringing me fish to thank me. I'm not sure if this is quite a dragon bond or one of those life-debt things, but I love her all the same whichever it might be.

Adopted from: Maijic

Name: Opalescence

Species: Egg Biter

Personality: (In four words) Quiet, playful, cheerful, motherly

Adopted from: snowflake12298

Name: Rush

Species: Firefang

Backstory (short): Unlike some stories, in which people go out looking for dragons to train, Rush went looking for a human to train. He uses certain noises to get me to do certain things--so I guess I'm pretty well-trained!

Adopted from: snowflake12298

 

Name: Rowena

Species: Golden Snitch Dragon

Personality: Rowena is quiet, but not because she's shy. She's more... arrogant. She's highly strategic and constantly creams everyone at chess. She considers humans to be beneath her, but will deign to consort with a few she has deemed worthy.

Backstory: I was glancing out the window of my tower when I first saw her fly past. I was instantly in love with the shimmering swirls of silver on her body, the feathers on her elbows, and her elegant, floating wings. I saw the golden ball she was carrying, carved with words in an elaborate script, but before I could make out the words, she was gone.

It took me weeks to find her again. She was perched on top of the tower, where she apparently made her home, and it was quite a challenge to get up there. She flew away whenever I tried to approach her with a broomstick; she seemed to consider it cheating. So I had to climb. When I reached her, she wouldn't let me approach. She simply rolled the ball towards me, and I saw that every inch was covered in riddles, ones much harder than the ones the common room door usually gave me. She seemed to have collected the best ones for a long time, decades, maybe centuries. I examined them all thoroughly, until I could recite them backwards in my sleep, but I had no idea. Defeated, I was forced to retreat.

I spent hours every day in the library, reading every book remotely related to any of the riddles. It was hard work, but I'm stubborn. After three weeks of hard studying, I was ready. I returned to the tower, and when she returned the ball to me, I answered her riddles. She consented to allow me to come close to her and to touch her. She refused to let me ride her, though.

After that, she came down to the common room sometimes. Sometimes she'd curl up in front of the fire or sit next to me and read over me shoulder as I did my homework--that drove me crazy, because she was constantly making disapproving noises when she felt I did something wrong and always made me second-guess myself, but I got great grades on those assignments! Most of the time, though, she played chess with anyone and everyone who was willing to play her. After the first three times she creamed them, most people weren't willing anymore. But like I said, I'm stubborn. I read books about chess technique, learned from my mistakes, watched her technique as I played her time and time again, and one fateful day, I beat her.

She allowed me to ride on her back for the first time.

I'll never forget that day. It was different entirely from broomstick, hippogriff, winged horse, or any other method of flying I've ever tried, and it was better than any of them. The next day, as I climbed up to her tower as usual, I expected another ride, but I was wrong. She would only grant me a ride after I had beaten her at chess, which was a rare occurence no matter what I did. But it was worth being beaten a thousand times over just for one flight.

Adopted from: IisRandom

Extra facts: This is a Harry Potter-universe dragon. Thus, she belongs to my HP OC Zenna instead of any of my HTTYD OCs. Also, Snitch Dragons are usually much smaller, but Rowena is several centuries old. Future Ravenclaws may well find her atop the tower, but beware. Her riddles only get harder as time goes on.

 

Name: Nimrodel

Species: Shimmering Seascale

Adopted from: CoolerthanDragons

Name: Ozymandias

Species: Galedron

Personality: Ozymandias likes to think he's feirce, and no doubt he was in his younger days. Now, though, he's just a teddy bear. An elderly teddy bear. He hoards shiny things, and he'll do all he can in protection of them, which usually just means sleeping on top of them... very soundly. One time a herd of somethering smokebreaths came through and stole his entire hoard out from under him, and he didn't even twitch.

Adopted from: Ashley40

Name: Romphaia

Species: Frilled Parrotbeak

Adopted from: Cerebellum

Name: Equinox
Species: Dewmist
Adopted from: Cerebellum

Name: Snarl

Species: Skull Screamer

Adopted from: Golden Scarlet

Snarl is not tamed. He actually really hates my OC, Allie.

(before metamorphosis)

 

 

 

(after metamorphosis)
Name: Lena
Species: Outrageous Windshrike
Adopted from: NightmareRebuff

Name: Azmavarim

Species: Cyclonewing

Adopted from: Snowflake12298

Name: Altus

Species: Triple Stryke

(Short) Backstory: Altus saw Excelsior flying around one day and saw that their coloring was very similar. For some reason, he seemed inclined to trust her, so he followed her home. He was slower to trust Allie, but eventually the pair bonded, though Altus still seemed to prefer Excelsior, and took directions from her more readily than those from Allie.

Adopted from: donnala

Name: Orthanc

Species: This creature actually has no official name, but I call it a Flitterwing.

Backstory: I was walking in the woods when I found its egg. I took it back to Berk and raised it. It became very mischevious, and frightened me by turning into a cocoon for two weeks. I had never seen a species like it before. I suggested it be called a Flitterwing, but the Riders were doubtful.

Names: Nivelle and Solace

Species: Pollen Wing

Personality: Pollen wings are all about taking care of plants. This pair lives in an apple tree near the Great Hall and helps all the plants in Berk grow. Though they're siblings, these dragons are polar opposites. Nivelle loves winter, ice, and snow; Solace's favorite season is summer, the time of sun and warmth. 'Nivelle' means 'snow' in Latin; 'Solace' means 'sun'. Even so, the two work well together.

Name: Laurelindorenan

Species: Elemental Jabberjaw

Adopted From: The Ecliptic Eight

Extra: She's a kind of elemental drago. Her element is (obviously) earth.

Name: Umbra

Species: Jabberjaw

Personality: Umbra is a feisty little girl with a nose for trouble. She's also very curious and tries to learn more about everything. By destroying it. Which usually defeats the purpose.

Adopted from: The Ecliptic Eight

Name: Demeter

Species: Maned Stratofier

Personality: Demeter has a natural mothering instinct, but she doesn't have any children. Instead, her instinct is to protect and help everything that comes her way. She, like most of her species, has a deep-seated hatred for skrills.

Adopted from: mechfighter

Name: Lila

Species: Daggermaw Flamestalker

Adopted from: NightmareRebuff

Name: Alinari

Species: Crying Life Stealer

Adopted from: Golden Scarlet

Name: Fangorn

Species: Tree Eater

Adopted from: Murrish

Name: Valinor

Species: Bladed Sand Screecher

Personality: Valinor has a love of decoration.  She practically makes nests, but she does it using the most shiny and colorful things she can find.

Adopted from: Golden Scarlet

Name: Slash

Species: Saber-toothed horntail

Adopted from: Fury of the Night

 

NON-DRAGON ADOPTABLES BELOW

This is Squee. She's a Pan Puffle, which is not a dragon- I'm not quite sure what it is. Squee is a real prankster. She likes even jumping out and scaring people, but she's adept at more elaborate pranks too. Being able to float around silently helps a lot with that. She can get carried away and hurt someone accidentally, but she would never do it on purpose... unless it was really, really funny. I adopted her from Sky and Ocean.

This is Tiger, a female teenage whale shark. She's a good friend of Mako's. She likes nosing around shipwrecks and looking at all the random stuff inside.

This is Jelly. Don't let her frighten you, she's really very friendly! She does have a bit of a temper, though, and sometimes when I look into her eyes, I seem to feel compelled to do what she wan- What's that, Jelly? You want me to tell them all how wonderful you are? And how amazing, and how... I don't know, that seems a bit excessive... oh, don't make that adorable face, you know I can't resist-

*monotone robot voice* Jelly is wonderful. She is amazing. I have never had a better pet. Jelly is my best friend.

 

 

Future dragons- planned to be in-game but I don't have them yet:

  

      Candela                      Frost                       Fiyera            Arathorn      Akari

   

                 Riptide                                 Sting (and his namesake)                    Crypt

 

                 Kara                       Woodsmoke                          Sunny                     Dash

Brought to you by Autumn5476, snowflake12298, mesaprncss, Yin to the Yang, Stiger23, Grumpy Cat lover, ToothlessNightfury, Basrolo, DuskDayBreak, and Dreamworks.

 

In-game dragons:

       

                Excelsior                            Anduril                                   Permafrost

 

                  Shine                                        Shadowfax                                   Gwihir

     

                 Alibi                                     Santa Claws                                 Jadis

   

              Sunrise                        Riddle and Enigma              Jewel                          Shadow

Also: Grass and Maud Pie (gronkles), Pinkie and Pie (zippleback), Cadence and Cosecant (deathsongs), Zoomy McZoom (mudraker), Tiger (armorwing), Firebolt (singetail), Rocky (eruptodon), and Incendio (devilish dervish). There might be pictures of these coming. You know, eventually. Once I get around to it.

MagicalPotato drew me this incredible picture of Shadowfax for Christmas:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

PROUD MEMBER OF THE SISTERHOOD OF CLAMS!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is Clament, our mascot

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In the Sisterhood, each of

us has a nickname and a

shell. My nickname is Pippin,

and my shell is that white spiral.

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Another Dream...

My goodness, do I have a dream to tell that I had last night!

 

It began that my sister and I were somehow judging snowboarding at the Olympics. We were standing on the deck of this apartment and the last of the runs were done, and we were to make the final score and decide who won. Well, these two snowboarders sidled up to us, one a Japanese guy and one an American, and the American starts to hit on me while I'm thinking, even goes so far as to try to put his arm around me. I slid out of his reach and glared at him and said, "Uhhh, no, not okay."

"Why not?" he demanded.

And I replied, "I have a gentleman in my life, thank you very much, and he would not appreciate that and I do not appreciate you acting that way toward me!"

Well then the two guys got angry at us and were trying to bully my sister and I into kissing them or something. And when they couldn't get me to budge on my convictions, they tried to grab my little sister, so I jumped in front of her and pulled out a tape measure and began to whip them to keep them back, and I gave them a huge yelling speech about how dishonorable they were and how they should learn to treat girls with respect and how they're so awful, and they kept trying to grab me but I kept whipping them with a tape measure until they finally retreated back. I then threatened that I was going to tell the other judges of their bad behavior and they panicked because it would affect their score or something and they wouldn't win the snowboarding.

 

So then my sister and I went to find my dad and we told him about what happened, and I asked his opinion if I should tell the other judges since the snowboarders had acted so unacceptable. He told me I was going to get sued because the snowboarders were famous and I'd whipped them with a tape measure. XD 

 

Well then I was suddenly walking in these empty streets thinking about what I should do when the Japanese snowboarder guy shows up in a truck and tries to mow me down, and it turns out he and the American are both d.rug dealers and they thought I'd figured out their cover was being in the Olympics so they could disperse d.rugs. So the Japanese guy is chasing me in his truck all throughout this empty city and I'm screaming for the police and the police show up and start chasing the Japanese guy. Well, I see another police car and try to flag it down so I can be safe, and who should it be but the American, also trying to k.ill me. He chases me down and corners me in this alleyway where only this old homeless lady is sitting in a junky van, and the American grabs a plastic bag to smother me with, and I'm crying and screaming and all of a sudden the homeless lady sho.ots him with a hidden pistol. I stare at her in shock, and she blows the pistol and calmly tells me she's with the KGB. (the former Russian secret police of the Soviet Union) 

"Wait, I thought...you guys didn't like me?" I asked hesitantly, like I'd known them before.

"Today, we are your friends," she responded, and these other two Russian KGB agents showed up and asked if I was okay, and they gave me hugs while I was crying.

Their names were Ilya and Victor, and they offered to teach me how to dance like a Russian.

 

And so they took me to their home to have dinner with them and afterward my parents came to pick me up and I said good bye to my new KGB friends and that was the end of the dream. 

 

I think my mind might be slightly...special. XD

 

 

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Come! Let us dance the Tape Measure Dance!

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Why am I Subjected to a Subject?

Hahahahahahahaha. XD

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A wild post appeared!!!

I had a nightmare last night.

 

So, in my Nightmare I was on this forum, scrolling through my active topics when I saw a topic labeled 'My Art', one that I posted years ago (about when I was 7, The forum wasn't around when I was 7 but this is a dream). Anyhow, I was thinking 'That's Weird..' so I clicked on the old topic. That was when I realized that this topic that I named 'My Art' was just pictures of a bunch of stolen art that I straight up claimed as my own. I had a mini-heart attack. I scrolled down to the bottom where Arrow Walker had called me out on the tons of art that I had stolen years ago by posting a link to the Deviantart page I stole from.

I woke up and I legitimately thought it was real, I was panicking. I felt guilty, my palms were sweaty and were really scared. I spent about an entire minute contemplating what I could possibly do to redeem myself when I realized that it was a dream. You would not believe the relief I felt after this realization. 

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Ice Cream Apocalypse

I dreamed that I accidentally opened up a portal to a world made of ice cream and all the ice cream started to push its way in. It was flooding our basement over the course of several hours. We kept erecting barricades and makeshift dams around the basement in an effort to slow it, but it wouldn't make much difference, because it kept going faster. Also, because I couldn't figure out any way to shut it off, it would eventually flood the entire world. And that's how I caused the apocalypse with ice cream.

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Death by Ice cream

I should be going to bed but instead I'm reading about peoples dreams. This is one of my favorites XD

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*Glares*

*Glares at LissaFish* You're right. You SHOULD have been in bed, that or painting! No Peter Rabbit for you!! ;P Is SO sad! Ты очень плохая кошка!

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Funny? Don’t you mean deranged?

I don’t remember my dreams most of the time. Most of them are just...weird. You can be the judge of whether they’re funny or not...

 

umm...there was this one dream where a shark rose out of a lake and swallowed me whole. It was the one dream where I was so scared it startled me awake.

A dream that I LOVED was...okay, so I was on a beach, and the sea looked like the introduction to Moana (you know, two-dimensional), and there were sea serpents writhing and singing. I was pacing on the shore as a NIGHT FURY (awesome, right?) and for some reason the sea serpents didn’t like me and I wanted to ruin their concert so I started to sing along. What was REALLY awesome was it was a song that I had written (I write songs in my spare time. They’re not that great) that I hadn’t quite figured out the music for, and the song started and I was so excited and—my sister’s alarm went off early and woke me up and I was so mad.

I’ve had a couple dreams that I was a fairy from Tinker Bell (don’t laugh) and I was trying to fly, to get away from men who were trying to capture me. But all I could do was jump and flutter my wings—I couldn’t fly! And then, right when I was super frustrated and they nearly caught me—I woke up.

I had two dreams where I rode on a Night Fury. The first one, mom had gotten me a toy helicopter shaped like Toothless. Then it morphed and turned into ACTUAL Toothless and I got on him and he flapped his wings and took us about ten feet up before I woke up. (I can’t fly in dreams :/ ) The other one was during a battle event in SoD, except I was ON my dragon (I pretend she’s a night Fury) and we were all (including the ship) in the sky. I flew pretty well, but it still felt like I was steering her in the game, not actually in the event. There wasn’t any wind, or anything. Then we opened fire on the ship and I woke up.

Oh, I remember a funny dream!

My family was at the Great Wolf lodge. We were in one of the indoor pools, and I noticed that dad was wearing a wrestling suit—thing—whatever-it-is, and getting into the pool with that. Then mom took me to the cafe and bought me ice cream and I was like, “you’re not my mom! I’m dreaming...” (my mom doesn’t take us out to eat much, so that when she DOES, it’s a treat and not just an everyday occurrence. Aaaand we were already at the GWL in the dream, so she had already given us a huge gift. Normally, she wouldn’t go buy me overpriced ice cream too. Not only is it overpriced, but all my siblings would want some. We have a large family :) ) Anyway, I wandered up this really wierd ramp, kinda dazed, trying to find my way out of the dream. Then I saw my bishop walking towards me (complete with a suit and tie) and I hurried towards him, hoping he could help. And then I woke up.

That was actually just discombobulated and random. Whelp, I hope that was entertaining!