The Thread of Puns

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Well, I've seen a Thread of Positivity, a Thread of Peeves, a Thread of Pretty-Much-Everything-Else-That-I-Can't-Think-of-off-the-Top-of-My-Head... but what about a Thread of Puns? So, here it is! The official Thread of Puns.

 

I'll start us off.

 

I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

...my calendar pun was week.

You might say it was a little out of date.

 

Shall I go on? Are you all years?

 

-Squiid

 

 

 

 

 

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I'm just a friendly little squid wandering the internet. 

 

 

 

Welcome to my signature of madness!

 

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FAQ

 

Some Things About Me!

Before we begin, here are some minor facts about me, for future reference.

You can call me Squiid, or Squiidy.

If you are having a bad day, feel free to send me a PM- even if I don't know you! I exist on the forum not only to meet fellow Dragonites and to RP and have fun, I also want to make your day better, whether that be with words of encouragement or wry sarcasm. 

I am a Chirstian! If you ever want to chat, I am open. :D

And, I love a good joke!

 

Having a bad day? Have a bad joke you're itching to tell someone? Check out the Thread of Puns!

 

 

I am a proud (and relatively new) member of the Resistance!

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Watcher, my Cyber Screaming Death, done by the AMAZING Grumpy. I can't thank you enough!

Stats coming soon!

 

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(The art on my profile pic doesn't belong to me.)

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Meet Stormy Eyes, otherwise known as Stormy. As a child, she washed ashore Berk in a basket, and was taken under the wing of the Jorgenson Clan. It quickly became obvious that Stormy has pure Berserker tendencies, and most often, they're rather uncontrollable. Really, she means no harm- but running around the school with an axe, especially early in the morning, tends to have an effect on certain students around the school.

When she first came to the School, after encouragement from her clan, Stormy was viewed as dangerous and untrustworthy. She was only a teenager at the time, but she worked hard to make it obvious that she was much different than her bloodthirsty ancestors- though she's more closely related to the Berserkers than she would like to know.

Stormy's first dragon was a Skrill called Hurricane- she raised him from hatching, and the two have been best friends ever since. You might say the dragon and rider grew up together, and as Stormy won the trust of her fellow classmates and dragon riders, she also became well known for her impressive bond with the sometimes unstable dragon. Life was a challenge for a young dragon trainer and a Skrill, especially as a first dragon, but their equally hyperactive personalities soon forged a bond between them, which is something not seen often between a Skrill and a rider.

Now, at the age of 20, Stormy has grown a reputation as one of the most bombproof students in the School, heading up her own strike team called the Valkyrie Riders, and defending her "home" for the past 8 years. In the course of those 8 years, however, Stormy made a shocking discovery, that forced her to keep a deadly secret for a long, long time.

But she kept that hidden for many years, and the only one she ever told was one of the newest teachers to the School, and later, one of her partners in "crime": Eret son of Eret, former servant of Drago Bludvist. But that's another story....

 

 

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Stormy by the INCREDIBLE TohiLosi! TYSM AMIGO!

 

 

Stormy's Dragons:

 

Hurricane/Skrill/Male

Scaremaker/Screaming Death/Male

Shockwave/Skrill/Female

Dagur/Skrill/Male

Tempest/Monstrous Nightmare/Female

Smaug/Monstrous Nightmare/Male

Riptide/Deadly Nadder/Male

Scorpia/Fireworm Queen/Female

Earthshaker/Whispering Death/Male

Thorn/Sand Wraith/Male

Magni/Wooly Howl/Male

Gemini/Shivertooth/Female

Avalanche/Groncicle/Male

Majesty/Stormcutter/Female

Poseidon/Scauldron/Male

Cookie/Gronckle/Female

Drizzle/Raincutter/Female

Neptune/Raincutter/Male

Whiplash/Razorwhip/Female

Shard/Razorwhip/Male

Octave/Death Song/Male

Bubble/Hotburple/Female

Slash/Speed Stinger/Male

Sugar/Sweet Death/Female

Shieldstealer/Armorwing/Male

Bandit/Smokebreath/Male

Inferno/Typhoomerang/Male

Nidhogg/Night Terror/Male

Wave Rider/Tide Glider/Male

Borealis/Flightmare/Female

Blazer/Singetail/Male

Lavalout/Eruptadon/Male

Viggo/Devilish Dervish/Male

Vibrant/Flame Whipper/Female

Do I have too many dragons? Yes. Do I care? Not at all.

 

BEFORE WE CONTINUE
STOP EVERYTHING
and look at these two dorks who started it all

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Alright we can continue now.

 

Prepare to meet some of my favorite characters!

 

Squiid's Hall of Completely-Obsessively-In-Love-With-These-Characters

 

PREPARE TO BE SPAMMED WITH MY MOST BELOVED CINNAMON ROLLS.

 

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All you need to know about this section? These are all my innocent cinnamon rolls and I love them lots. DON'T TOUCH ANY OF THEM OR YOU WILL DIE.

 

The Valkyrie Riders

We live,

We die,

We fight,

We win,

Together.

 

I've never cared for castles or a crown that grips too tight,

Let the night sky be my starry roof and the moon my only light.

My heart was born a hero and my stormbound sword won't rest,

I left the harbor long ago on a never ending quest.

Now I'm off to the horizon,

Where the wild wind blows the foam,

Come get lost with me, love, 

And the sea shall be our home.

Cressida Cowell

 

... at some point ? | School of Dragons | How to Train Your Dragon Games

 

Proud lover of Skrills and the Berserker tribe!

(Made by the incredible EvelynFreya!)

 

 

 

Squiid's Favorite Quote Gallery!

"Don't listen to her. She's just making sure you shoot me first if things go south." -Gault Rennow (Star Wars)

"Impressive. Most impressive." -Darth Vader (Star Wars)

"Monster is a relative term. To a canary, a cat is a monster. We're just used to being the cat." -Dr. Henry Wu (Jurassic World)

"I've got a jar of dirt!" -Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean)

"The Captain said I had to." -K2-SO (Star Wars)

"I'm seeing dead people. Uh, why am I seeing dead people?" -Toran Eagleborn (The Quintar Chronicles)

"Trust is like a delicate bird with feathers of silk. And yours is dead!" -Tuffnut (HTTYD)

"A wild goose chase. Well, this is the only place in the world where the geese chase you!"- Ian Malcom (Jurassic Park)

"I was up the chimney with my good friend the senator." -Toothless (HTTYD Books)

"Fooooooooood." - Grover (Percy Jackson & the Olympians)

"She is far, far away. She walks in starlight in another world." -Kili (The Hobbit)

"A man will never know how far he's willing to go, until he steps to the edge and looks down." -Viggo Grimborn (HTTYD)

"Oh look, a rainbow!" -Gruffnut (HTTYD)

"Well, you're no fun at all." -Mirelei (The Siren's Lament)

"Destruction is perfectly okay as long as it's humorous destruction." -Stormstriker217 (here on the forums)

"May your cookie always be slightly too large to fit in your glass of milk." -I have no idea honestly

"Thank you, Tuffy." -Snotlout (HTTYD) 

"That much irony should be illegal!" -Tuffnut (HTTYD)

"You know what I always say. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. And then beat 'em." -Skavak (Star Wars)

 

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Art done for me by splendid artists here on the forums!

 

Mirelei the Siren from my book, the Siren's Lament, done by the amazing TohiLosi!

 

Thank you, my good friend and wonderful artist, Stormstriker217, for this fabulous (and first ever) drawing of Skari!

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Skari done by the amazing donnala, thank you so much! 

 

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My adopted Infertide, Blazee, by alicornbrodie! Thanks ever so much!

My adopted Deepfisher, the sneaky and fish-loving Angler, done by the incredible hootowllighbulb!

 

 

Armaggedon the Doomfang by the amazing themasterplan47! Thankee (as we say in Dragonese)!

 

Romans 6:23: For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life.

 

 

My Fandoms (in no particular order):

How to Train Your Dragon Franchise

How to Train Your Dragon Book Series

Star Wars

Wings of Fire

Jurassic Park

Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit

Pirates of the Caribbean

Percy Jackson & The Olympians

The Kane Chronicles

Dragons in Our Midst

Indiana Jones

Harry Potter (just started getting into it!)

The Chronicles of Narnia

Magnus Chase & The Gods of Asgard

Back to the Future

Warriors

(I recently started getting into a show called Miraculous Ladybug. It remains to be seen if it will join my list of fandoms, but for now, let's safely say I am anticipating the release of Season 2. And yes, I'm not sure why.)

 

Some Facts About Me

1. I am a writer, and I enjoy it a lot. 

2. I'm a naturally salty person. *throws salt, but not shade, since I'm short*

3. I write WAAAAAAAAY too much fanfiction. If you know one of my fandoms, chances are, I have a fanfiction on it.

4. I play the piano, the guitar, and the ukulele.

5. I'm completely in love with Dagur.

6. I'm a Star Wars fan but I didn't like the Force Awakens.

7. My cat hates everyone but me.

8. I had a bad accident on horseback five years ago, but now I own a horse of my own and can ride without fear.

9. I'm a Christian!
10. I am patiently waiting for at least 50 sequels to be released. (HTTYD 3, JW 2, and PoTC 5, to name a few...)

11. My sister teases me for all of my fictional character crushes dying. (And they do. Believe me.)

12. Surprisingly, I can act. And I have a lot of fun doing so!

 

Dear writers: You know when your characters are having a good day, and then you crash their party with an awful plot twist and its SO MUCH FUN? Yeah, the feeling is kind of like this:

 Ruff and Tuff (Ruffnut

 

Squiid's Fanfictions/Books

If you want to find out what I'm writing, you've come to the "write" place!
(Okay that was awful, I will excuse myself now)

 

For the Last Time 

A HTTYD AU explaining and expanding on the Dragon Hunters' fanon ties to Drago Bludvist. Very spoilery, very emotional, very dark, and very feely. Takes place after the events of Race to the Edge and shows how the Hunters finally go up in flames- through the eyes of their mastermind.

 

The Quintar Chronicles

Callista Quinn gets an urgent message from her sister in Australia, saying that she's sending her daughter Resa to her in order to keep her safe and "explain" some things. But things go wrong when something- or someone- decides to blow Callista's apartment (and the whole city) up, which, along with Resa's claims of an alternate universe in dire need of Callista's help, sets into motion a course of events that won't be easily subdued.

Aided by a mysterious man called Taurus and his interdimensional traveling system, Callista is faced with a realm of mystical creatures and villains with evil agendas. If there really is another world out there- will Callista give up any chance for a normal life to save it?

 

The Search

In the year 2038, the world stopped spinning. Literally.

A catastrophic event that forces the human race to retreat into massive underground catacombs is so devastating that the world above as we know it is changed forever. Monsters and other creatures crawl out of the rubble. Humans are now subterranean creatures, living underground. The seasons, climate, and geography has been so drastically altered that things might never be the same again.

Years have passed. Every year, a "Sector"- or a district of humans living in what is now called the Underlands- is chosen for the Election. Four teenage villagers are selected to become Searchers; trained explorers who will explore the lands above.

Frederick thinks there's absolutely no way he's going to make it into the Election- nor does he want to. He'd be perfectly content staying below ground with his family and friends. But he can't control his destiny- and when he's tossed into a life-threatening adventure with three other young people, he knows he can't stop it.

 

The Key of Doomed Souls

Kinda explains itself, doesn't it? PotC fanfiction. A little bit of crazy, and a whole lot of madness.

 

Dystopia

The lands of Farrador are prosperous and (for the most part) quite peaceful. Wes lives a simplistic life as Captain of the Guard, training his regiment and patrolling the lush and beautiful lands of his home, though they seldom go into battle against the other kingdoms that are spread throughout the world. Instead, they battle monsters and creatures of unknown origins and frightening forms. But one week out of the whole year is set aside for festives- the Midsummer Festival, which not only is the most content and peaceful time of the year, full of celebrating and feasts, but a prime time for things to grow. Crop fields grow tenfold, trees shoot for the sky, and forests seem to expand on their own. It is certainly a time for celebration.

But the night of a grand feast, near the middle of the Midsummer Festival, one of King Mikael's trusted prophets receives a dire warning and a terrible prophecy. These events are closely followed by disaster, and when things go from bad to worse, six prophesied people- including Wes- must set out to brave their dangerous world and stop things from getting any worse.

 

The Siren's Lament (working title, it's kinda eh, PM me with any suggestions)

Captain Flynn, leader of a well-worn band of smugglers and privateers, is the commander of the vessel the Governess. He was raised on tales of sirens- wolves with the sweet voices of maidens, vixens of the sea. One of them, an ancient legend named Mirelei, has evaded his crew for quite some time. Dubbed the "Siren Hunter" by his crewmates, Flynn is searching for one siren, and one in particular- but he got more than he bargained for.

Flynn soon discovers he's not the only one on the hunt for Mirelei, but soon he begins to wonder if Mirelei really is a vicious creature, like the one that was sung about while he was just a boy. He has to make his decision soon- because if not, Mirelei's life- and his own- might be hanging in the balance.

 

 

Squiid's Characters

Well, here's where I put all my RP and non-RP cinnamon rolls. Enjoy.

Eternally under construction, probably, since I procrastinate :D

 

Skari

A treasure hunter, a scoundrel, and a grave-robber; can you get much more untrustworthy than that? Well, Skari sure can. Unreliable and shifty, Skari uses his quick wit and charming personality to wriggle his way out of the toughest spots. He has a particular liking for shiny objects and is considered a thief-for-hire, occasionally, risking life and limb (though he's not overly fond of that). Once acquainted with him, you either realize right away he's not to be trusted- or, usually, you realize that much too late. On rare occasions, though, you can break open his heart of stone and find a soul of gold inside...well, I could be speaking literally or figuratively.

 

Lenora

You won't hear much about Nellie on these forums, since I never RP with her, but in the rare case I say something about her, it's probably her superb shooting skills. Mildly terrifying, but if you're on her side, it's quite useful. She's got a lively personality, loyal to a fault and completely, blatantly honest. Though I mentioned her loyalty, it's true she's loyal to one person- her boss, of whom she self-appointed herself his personal bodyguard. Needless to say, he doesn't really mind. Especially since he sort of needs one.

 

Finn

Ah, Finn. Used primly in magic/cyborg/or-anything-like-that RPs, Finn is an interesting case. With the ability to shapeshift into a dolphin at will, you might say his name is apt...ha! Get it? Finn? Okay, I'll leave now. Anyways, he also has a metal arm, of which he's modified to do various things with. And yes, when he shapeshifts into a dolphin, he has a metal fin. It's rather funny. He's a huge sweetheart, which isn't saying anything for his rather bad past, and he likes long swims in the ocean in his free time...

 

Iduna 

Who said the Grimborn boys didn't have any family? (Well, no one, exactly.) I can't really say much about Iduna without giving a bunch of Race to the Edge spoilers, but she's observant, gentle, and quiet; and, honestly, no one exactly knows how she ended up marrying Viggo Grimborn and keeping a close eye on all his operations Beyond the Archipelago. She seriously can be scary if she wants to. Beware.

 

More coming soon! Whee! -dances away from all my impending tasks-

 

 

 

And here is the best Hiccup gif I have ever found. Enjoy.

oh Hiccup sweetie what are you doing with your face??

 

 

After watching Family on the Edge: 

 Paradise of Fanfiction

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A tribute to the fun personality-based choices you can make in Star Wars: the Old Republic.

I have two Sith Lord characters. One of them is sophisticated, collected, a devoted servant of the Sith Empire, and a really all around Viggo-style villain. The other is absolutely insane and defected from the Galactic Empire because they wouldn't let him have a pet Nexu. 

Meet Chayaraa Argos and Tavos Xan, the chaos and order of the Sith Empire.

 

Darth Vader dancing

 

Well, you survived to the end, and now you probably know way too much about me :D The more you know, right? No? Okay. Anyways...

May the Force be with you!

 

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This doesn't belong to me. I don't know who made it but my friend showed me it and I remembered it.

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Welcome to my Siggy! 

 

These are my siggy guardians,  Mist and Snuggles, made by the awesome Wircherforever! TYSM!

An amazing edit of my dragon Felix by Archery and Dragons! TYSM,

And next I'll do my adoptables. Thank you for all of the arists who made all of the art.

 

 

Whirlwind and Einstein. Both by Megabolt  Pheniox. TYSM!

   

                 And Odin's Whisper by Zikta.                                               Jisty by Bavelly

 

Riptide by Wutend Bonfire. TYSM!

 

My mythical whalee, by Wutend Bonfire. TYSM. The left one is Glowspark and the right one Dottie.

My new, and only, night fury oc family I will ever make. Made by the awesome Lunarpride! The mother is Dreamseeker, with her babies, Brain Dead, Lilac, Ginger, Gabriel, and Pillow. Thank you!

These sup cute chibli dragons made by the amazing Vinilla Viking, TYSM! The left one is Deanna and the other Banana!

This is Rootpuller! Made by ScarfyWings!

This is one of my Ocs, Jakill, in his Venpus form. Made by Bavelly, thank you!

My big baby Felix, by Ashia Snowqueen. TYSM!

           

My two baby dragons I won off of  Dragonist Hellen's survey. If I have time I may color them. But for now,

Toe Taster and Bass!

Awesome gifs I stole off Google!

 

 

  

This is not finished, not even close, but if I do this all now, I'll go insane. Stay turned!

 

Rainwing bouncy not by me.

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......  Why do people abuse their pets like that?  You can just tell he's asking, "why did you do this to me?"  Rockatoa, a very sad for that poor kitty B

rickticks out!

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WELCOME TO STORMY’S SIGNATURE!
 
Also known as organized chaos. Like me!
Perpetually under construction. Please, wear a hard hat. It's for your own safety.
 
Hi, I'm Stormstriker.
You can call me Storm, or Stormy.
Or even just “that weird girl with the color-coded signature”.
 
Some stuff about me:
I'm female (if you couldn't guess).
I love reading.
I do circus in my free time.
I hate math.
I don't really have a life.
I'm not very religious.
I procrastinate. Constantly.
 
And that last one’s a biggie. If I've ever not done something that I said I would, just send me a PM. It probably just got lost on the massive mountain known as Things I Need To Do. It terrifies even expert climbers.
 
With that said, I am taking drawing requests! Just dragons right now, but if you want an OC of yours drawn, I will likely happily draw it for you. Just one teensy little thing- no rave Night Furies. Please?
 
Currently drawing for:
InfinityGalaxyy
AwkwardSquiid
Starke Raving Madmen
 
I am not perfect. Please don't expect me to be perfect. I will disappoint you.
Thank you.
 
I'm a fangirl. And a shipper. Right now, I'm obsessed with Doctor Who, Merlin, Sherlock, Harry Potter, How To Train Your Dragon, Percy Jackson (and related), Warriors, various cartoons, and probably countless other things that I forgot to list.
 
I'm a proud Hufflepuff!
FBAWTFT is amazing, let me tell you. And Newt Scamander. ‘Nuff said.
 
Well, if you've kept going this far, then I guess that means I haven't bored you to death yet. Or maybe I have…
Anyway, now we get into some of the interesting stuff.
 
STORMY’S OCS
 
Copperblaze Freyhelm
(also known as ‘that former self-insert that somehow developed a personality’)
by Fireflash
Copperblaze grew up in the midst of the Dragon War, near-miraculously surviving and staying completely intact through the chaos of it. Not one for pessimism, she did her best to cheer the village up through something she learned early on: pranking. While certainly never able to rival the infamous twins, Copperblaze was soon regarded as one not to mess with unless that Viking wanted their best axe tied to the rear end of a particularly grumpy yak.
But don't get her wrong, she wasn't really a wild, raucous prankster. Well, okay, maybe a little. Or a lot, actually. Secretly a kind, quiet, and empathetic individual at heart, Copperblaze could often be found reading and drawing. Of course, that was when she wasn't doing her best to cause mayhem and laughter, which took up most of her time.
Then the chief’s son saved the village on a Night Fury, and the world turned upside down. Dragons… were the friends of Vikings now. Copperblaze could barely contain her excitement. So many new possibilities had opened up! And not just for pranking, either.
While her pranks had done their job to make the village an overall happier place, they sometimes ostracized her from others her age. Now, this was her chance: to form a strong, lasting bond, to have and give everlasting trust, to have real friends, for once in her life!
Sadly, dreams didn't always come true. Though Copperblaze was among the first to enroll at the newly-established Dragon Training Academy, no dragon there seemed… right for her. Nadders were too vain and flighty, and the Gronckles were too lazy and slow. Nightmares? Too fiery. And don't get her started on the Zipplebacks. That had not been a fun week. 
Even that time she'd been offered a Whispering Death egg, still nothing happened. No bond formed. No realization of ‘this is my best friend’. Well, she'd managed to develop a serious phobia of the species in general, but Copperblaze didn't like to talk about that. You know, at all.
Alone again, Copperblaze resigned herself to her grounded fate. Until one day, in an abandoned clearing in the middle of the woods, she encountered a young, purple Skrill… but that's another story.
 
Raika
by Vanilia Viking
No one knows who Raika’s birth parents are, not even Raika herself. All she knows is that if the teal Stormcutter that raised her from the egg isn't her mother, then something's seriously wrong with the world.
An excitable hatchling, Raika was always bouncing from one thing to the next, curious about everything around her. Getting into all sorts of danger was her best skill, and she'd frequently ticked off older dragons in her frequent mischief.
Raika wasn't old enough to understand why her mother suddenly separated the pair from all contact with other dragons, but she certainly was old enough to understand that she didn't like it one bit. Chalking it up to Windchaser’s overprotectiveness, Raika did her best to convince her mother that the bigger dragons weren't going to harm her, but to no avail. Windchaser would not budge.
Then a Prickleboggle came across them one day, informing the pair excitedly that the War had ended and the Queen was dead. Raika was confused. Windchaser, wanting to shelter her from the terrible War, hadn't told her anything about it, other than Vikings should be avoided at all costs, and so should unfamiliar dragons.
Then, for the first time that Raika could remember, her mother willingly left her side, with instructions to stay put and to not go looking for trouble. But of course, Raika didn't follow that. Curious about what her mother was doing, she decided to secretly tail her. Windchaser knew her way through the thick fog that surrounded Dragon Island. The problem was, Raika didn't.
Lost and disoriented, the young Skrill landed on a Viking-inhabited island that she'd never seen before, needing to give her tired wings a rest. It was there that, in a clearing she thought was unoccupied, Raika met a young Viking girl- starting off a new generation of mischief-making that no one was prepared for.
 
Windchaser
by Vanilia Viking
The day Windchaser found an abandoned Skrill egg would change her life forever, but for better or for worse? Often, she wasn't quite sure.
Having escaped the rule of the tyrannical Queen, the Red Death, Windchaser had left behind everything she held dear, including her beloved mate and any chance for hatchlings of her own. So when one was given to her, out of the blue, the motherly Stormcutter couldn't have left it behind if she tried. 
She couldn't, no, she wouldn't, leave the egg to the horrible fate of growing up without a family. And small though the family was, Windchaser vowed to do her best to take care of the Skrill hatchling.
Unfortunately, that particular Skrill hatchling proven to be very hard to take care of. Raika was continually getting into trouble of all sorts, and it was all Windchaser could do to keep her at least marginally safe. And when the little dragon learned how to fly, all Helheim broke loose.
When word was received that the Queen was searching for her former subject back, a desperate Windchaser was forced to take them both into hiding, an act that she feared would crush her young daughter. While thankfully that was not the case, Raika’s naturally attention-seeking personality caused her to focus most of her attention to her mother. It was a good day when Windchaser didn't want to tear her wings off from the frustration, and those good days were rarely found.
When a Prickleboggle (generally trusted among dragons, no matter their loyalties) told Windchaser the news that the War was over and the Queen was dead, she was naturally shocked. The Queen was invincible, she couldn't have been killed- could she? Hopeful, but not willing to take the news for granted, she flew to see it for herself, ordering her daughter to stay behind and not get into any trouble.
Confirming the formerly wild statement, Windchaser was overjoyed. She couldn't wait to tell Raika that their self-imposed exile had ended, and went to tell her immediately.
So when Raika wasn't where she'd left her, Windchaser naturally flew into a panic. Frantically searching every empty island in the area, her search was turned toward some of the not-so-empty ones, eventually finding her wayward daughter- but in the company of a Viking? Windchaser’s motherly instincts kicked in. Who knew what that Viking would do to her hatchling?
Eventually, after much convincing from Raika, Windchaser was finally able to see Vikings as people just as much as dragons were. She was still protective of her daughter, but after warming up to some of the non-dragon inhabitants, was much more comfortable letting Raika spend time among them.
And of course, that Viking that Raika always hung around with was officially adopted into the family, too. With the amount of time those two troublemakers spent together- well. It'd be just silly not to.
 
More coming soon!
 
ART!
(in no particular order)
Thanks so much to everyone who's drawn anything for me! I love them all!
 
 
Copperblaze by TosiLohi
 
Raika by Okamisusi
 
Raika chibi by FloofQueen
 
Dustcloud by Dragonist Hellen
 
Valentine Dustcloud by FloofQueen
 
Glowspot, my Mythical Whale Shark by Wutend Bonfire
Find his story HERE!
 
Raincloud, my Shadow Hunter by ScarfyWings
Find her story HERE!
 
Sunburst, my Vesupa by Bavelly
 
Torchburn, my Ukrainian Mistus by Megaboltphoenix
 
Peanut, my Night Hunter by Bluemoon20523
 
Copperblaze by Lululu6161
 
 
(did I miss something? I feel like I missed something... tell me if I missed something...)
 
 
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WATCH OUT FOR FALLING ROCKS.
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Comet and Treacle after an early morning flight. Made by the amazing Zikta.

My name in war dragons is Cometdefender. If you play feel free to message me :D (I have made an ingame SoD chat for us, so I can add you to it if you want :D)

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Comet (my first dragon) and Treaclerockett - made by Lovlytigerss.

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All FW banners made by some of the oldest memebers (from about 3 years ago). Miss you all <3  

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Adoptables: (I have many of them, and am going to try and add them all back into my siggy, but when I do it can sometimes delete the rest of the stuff in here, so I will be doing it slowly.)

 

Amethyst my Vesupa. Made by Bavelly.

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AMAZINGLY AWESOME drawing of Lexa by Scalecakes!

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Drawing request status - OPEN

PM me details and a pic of your OC or anything you want drawn, and get it drawn by me.

HERE, HERE, and HERE are examples of my art.

​This is my Fluffy Sun Lover adoptable, Little Miss Starshine, by the jaw-dropping Witcherforever!

(Left) My Signature Protector adoptable, Oaken, by the amazing Witcherforever! (Right) My other signature protector, Bones, by Werewolfgirl1253! They protect my signature and everything in it, so BEWARE!

Meet my human OC's:

Freya, Lexa, Lancelot. By the AMAZING Vanilia Viking!!! These are the updated, more Viking-like versions of them. Former versions can be found below.

 

(Left) Lexa in Valka's armour (red version) by the crazily talented TosiLohi! (Right) Lexa by the marvelous AllyNadderRider!

(Left) AMAZING drawing of my OC Lancelot Edorian by the fantastic Vanilia Viking! (Right) Just as amazing drawing of my main OC, Lezia Lexa Larkin by Vanilia Viking! Thanks!

(Left) And amazing headshot of Lancelot Edorian by Georginia47 (aka Geo)! (Right) Awesome drawing of Lexa in Valka's armor (red version) with her blonde hair (her original color) by ​Vanilia Viking!

 

(Left) By the amazing Vanilia Viking! It's amazing! (Right) Lexa and my BFF, Rhaeyne (Vanilia Viking) by Aisha Snowqueen!

  

(Left) Edit by the WONDERFUL Nessie! (Right) Lexa by the almost too good to be true Pixel!

   

(Left) Amazing drawing of Lexa in Valka's armor (red version) by Aelyras! (Right) Amazing Chrismas pic of LezLexa by Frytha!

LezLexa drawings by TosiLohi!

 

 

(Left) Amazing drawing of Lexa by the o-so-talented Fireflash! (Right) By the amazing Mangopopcorn!

 

My OC Lexa and my friend, Vanilia Viking by me!

LezLexa, my Viking by TosiLohi!

Lexa by Archery and Dragons!

By the amazing Vanilia Viking! She drew my beautiful Starblue for my birthday :D

Adorably cute drawing of Starblue given to me for Secret Santa by the amazing Vanilia Viking!

(Left) Starblue by the fantasticly talented Duckei! (Right) Starblue being silly  by Alicornbrodie!

Starblue by FloofQueen!

Isn't this just so cute? A birthday present from Aelyras! Thanks so much! I <3 It!

 

Above are adorable edits of Starblue by the ridiculously talented Georginia47!

 

(Left) Amazing blinkie by no other than the best blinkie maker Nessie! (Right) Cute headshot of Starblue by Nessie!

 

 

(Left) Edit of Starblue by the spectacular Archery and Dragons! (Right) Cute edit of Starblue by amazing Aelyras!

(Left) Starblue by the amazing Scar Dragon Rider! Thanks! (Right) By the amazing Archery and Dragons ^^

Amazing blinkie of Starblue by ​DatOneTrumpet​!

 

Both of the above drawings of Starblue by ​DatOneTrumpet​! TYSM!

 

(Left) Awe-inspiring gif of Starblue by Laykary! (Right) Wonderful eye edit of Starblue by the talented Ruggedturf!

 

Both above by Lovlytigerss! Thank you so much!

 

(Left) By the awesome Georginia47! Thanks! (Right) By nightfuryatom4! Thanks!

(Left) Also by Georginia47! Thanks! (Right) By the talented Laykary (aka Lake) Thanks!

Both of the above by the amazing and always kind LunarPride!!

 

Other OC edits & drawings:

Renzo and Lexa by the AMAZING Feenix the Fire! Thanks so much!

AMAZING Polarstar drawing by Scarfywings!

Lexa and Polarstar by me.

LezLexa and baby Polarstar by the beyond talented Vanilia Viking!

Left, Polarstar by grumpyforlife2! Thanks! Right, by dogloven!

Left, adorable drawing of my baby Woolly Howl, Leah, and right, chibi Armorwing, Hungarian, both by Vanilia Viking!

(Left) By the AMAZING Frytha! TYSM!    (Right) AMAZING drawing of Lexa's sister, Freya, but Autumn5467!

 

 

(Left) My OC, Lexa, with her NF Starblue. By me. (Right) Lexa and Starblue by the talented Georgina47! TY!

My OC, Sy (short for Sheldon Yoko) by Flowercrystal! Thanks!

Hungarian chibi by the amazing FloofQueen! Thanks!

Freaking more-than-amazing drawing of Sy by the talented, artistic Ruggedturf! TYSM!

 

(Left) Fleetfoot by Archery and Dragons!                 (Right) Hungarian my OC by Flowercrystal!

Hungarian, Renzo, Fleetfoot. Bases by MegaboltPhoenix!

(Left) Very cute pic of Renzo & Lexa by Laykary! (Right) Cool drawing of Hungarian by Archery and Dragons!

A happy birthday gift from Vanilia Viking, of Lexa, Lancelot, and Rhaeyne (Vanilia Viking)! TYSM!

(Left) Lancelot by Ruggedturf! Thanks! (Right) Witch Hunt by InfinityGalaxyy. Thanks ^^

In game SW, Lozeno, by Stiger23!

 

Proud member of...

(Banner by me)

Proud member of The Resistance! Below is my cyber dragon, Firest, by Megaboltphoenix.

Species: Monstrous Nightmare

Biotech: 94% Robot

Cyber Ability: Creates walls of fire coming from any direction or all directions.

He has a video game made by Megaboltphoenix, which can be found HERE.

 

(Left) My Splinterhorn, Splinterhound by Flowercrystal! (Right) My Seaspike, Kebab, by Werewolfgirl1235!

(Left) Vanilia my Rocky Mountain Davus by MegaboltPhoenix! (Right) Lez the Whirlpool by DatOneTrumpet!

Coraline, my Coral Leaper by Georginia47! She's based of the movie Coraline ;)

My Ukrainian Mistus, Vericops, by Megaboltphoenix! Thanks!

My Roaming Sand Devil, Usetess, by ScarfyWings! (Info HERE)

This is Maui, my Glowy Cave Lizard by ScarfyWings! (HERE is backstory)

Meet Eaglestorm, my Feathered Fan Wing by ScarfyWings. (Backstory HERE)

​Curanian, my Singing Fin Wing, by ScarfyWings! (Bacstory HERE)

Meet Daredevil, my Shadow Hunter adoptable by ScarfyWings! (Backstory HERE)

 

​My Ice Piercer, Glacier, by ​ScarfyWings!​ (Backstory HERE)

​Stormfall, my Storm Chaser by ​ScarfyWings​! (Backstory HERE)

Spikes, adopted from Georginia47, base by Megaboltphoenix. Click on pic for info.

Hisense, my Sprectral Leviathan adoptable, by the amazing Wutend Bonfire!

Renzo by Nessie!

Awesome drawing of Sy by 1flower!

Starblue by the creative and talented FloofQueen!

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(I watched it for the fanfiction... and I will not be ashamed)

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What's Michelle Obama's favourite vegetable?

Barakali.

 

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-The wise words of Varku The Great

 

LunarPride's Life Tutorials:

Looking for an easier life? Fear no more, here are some helpful tutorials! Some are actually useful and some are pretty much just a waste of time. Beware, for one was cursed with a Caps Locks jam...

Image result for httyd bouncies how to train your dragonHow to Drink Coffee at 6 In The AfternoonImage result for httyd bouncies how to train your dragon

Full of memes, people drinking coffee and a mug with teeth.

Image result for httyd bouncies how to train your dragonHow To Earn Gems- The Quick And Easy WayImage result for httyd bouncies how to train your dragon

Some nice tips for those of you wanting more gems. (All of us)

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All the Stable Quests in-game reqarding gems.

 

 

LunarPride's Screenshot Comics:

These are quite heavily-loaded with images. Slow internet users or mobile device users be warned. Send me a PM if you have some constructive critisism for me! No spamming, please.  :3

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My first comic, incuding 2 chapters.

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A three-chapter comic. I must admit, I am quite proud of this one's storyline.

 

Art Threads (not every single one):

If you really cannot figure out what goes into this section, I feel really sorry for you.

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Da best adoptables in town! (Not really)

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Don't want to type the long title again. 

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They're pretty bad. But please do view.

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Please do include whether you want it as a blinkie or not, and if you want text to appear. I was too dumb to put it in the form.

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I made this one as a survey, to make it more fun. ;)

 

 

Other Random Or Important Links:

Just some links to other threads I made that don't fit anywhere else.

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A fun lil' game.

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Just click it, okay?

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Please click if you are in the Clan, The Messengers. It's pretty important.

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View this so we can stop the hackers!

 

I TAKE ART REQUESTS, PM IF YOU'D LIKE ANYTHING DRAWN/EDITED.

 

Dragon Count: 28

Viking Name: LunarPride

Adventurer's Level: 35

Main Dragon: Periwinkle the Woolly Howl

 

Expansions Complete:

3/5 (Secret of the Leviathan, Call of the Death Song and Icestorm Island)

 

 

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 Feel free to accuse me of having no life.

 

Toothless bouncies found on Google. Sorry, but I couldn't find the creator.

My profile picture is by me.

 

 

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Banner by victoriae350

Banner by Stiger23, Clan Crests by Maijic

 

 

 

 

Banner/Clan Crests by me. (Feel free to use if you are in Swift Champions).

 

         By Victoria Trainer

Proud member of The Resistance! (cyber dragon coming up soon)
 
Please PM me with critique for this drawing! It is my first drawing of any human, so please do not be too harsh as I would like constructive criticism, not being told it's trash.
 
(Of my Viking and OC, LunarPride)
This is a lesson you should heed,
Try, try again.
If at first you do not succeed,
Try, try again.
All that other folks can do,
Why with patience, should not you?
Then your courage should appear
For if you will persevere,
You will always conquer, never fear.
Try, try, try AGAIN!
 

 

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- Pictures are few and usually small, all down the bottom. No GIF's!

 

 

Looking for a laugh?

In the midst of caffine, procrastination and moderate to minor lack of sleep, I have created many an amusing thread.

Alternate Universe where everything is the same except...

Habits Of A *Proffesional Forum Artist

Concerning Statements(game)

the greatest joke in existence

Just Dragon Things

How to give YOUR OC a GREaT and ORigINal NAME

 

 

MY ART

(haha annoying rainbow text)

Okay, I've figured out a system. I will be taking art requests during school holidays and work on them some weekends. Currently they are:

Open/Closed

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Currently on the waiting list is:

Zikta

Laykary

Stormstriker217

Floofqueen

Wolfmunster

Requests are open during holidays and I work on them on (some) weekends.

SAMPLES OF MY ART CAN BE FOUND THOUGHOUT MY SIGNATURE AND THROUGH THE LINKS BELOW

 

 Art Cleanup

 

 

Important Pages

Open request and adopt pages

 

The Spectral Leviathan~ Bonfire's Original Species

http://i.imgur.com/UuK5i6S.png

 

 

Bonfire Triple Stryke Collection

Features drawing guide, emblems and ref sheet

 

 

The Solarflare Skrill- Bonfire Original Species, Request Page

http://i.imgur.com/mi0R9Dz.png

 

 

The Dwarf Death: Adoptables

http://i.imgur.com/7C46mmg.png

 

 

Woolly Howl Stencil art

http://i.imgur.com/0GarMzM.png

Pre-release art of the Woolly Howl Collection

 

 

Coming Soon:

Fish-eyed Rex

Thundertheif V2

Amphibious Elk-Wing

Woolly Howl Collection

Shadow Creatures

 

 

Characters and Art

 

Behold Sir Marvelous! Edit by VoSpader, original concept art by Cory Strader

Species: Sea Dragon Leviathan

Gender: Male

Story(not to be taken seriously, intentionaly bad)

Marvelous was a good SeA dragn, not like the others!!! He was in a fight with a warper one day and damaged it, and it accidently teleported him to berk!!! luckily the people liked him and now he lives peacefully with poeple and helps catch fish! But he is afraid that he took the carar desease with him... because why else would the warper attack him?

 

Amelia

Sister of Whales

http://i.imgur.com/P2L3Org.jpg

(Art by me)

Regal and full of herself, Amelia isn't the easiest to be around. She has few friends and makes sure to choose them wisely, but even then she will often believe they need her help with anything when it's obvious they don't

A decendant of a long-dead clan of Furies that learned the song of whales, she discovered her gift to communicate with the ocean giants at a young age. During her teens, she had her first encounter with humans- Hunters that managed to catch her unaware of the danger out at sea, and when a harpoon got ensared in her paw, she called out in desperation. Luckily, a stray humpback whale calf answered the distress call and managed to roll the boat. This did rip the harpoon out, however, and that caused her to lose the paw. Grateful and sad for the lost calf, she watched over him until he could survive on his own, but he chose to stay with her despite the difficulties of not migrating. Named Mud for his vibrant dark brown colouring, the two close friends explore the lands in search of Amelia's history, and maybe some entertainment in between.

When around others, Amelia likes to keep Mud as much of a secret as she can unless she absolutely has to call on him. This is mostly to keep him safe, but also for an element of surprise during potential battles. When she communicates with him, others will hear it as strange gurgling, humming, moaning, clicking and other assorted noises. This often leads dragons (and people) to think of her mentaly impaired until they see who's on the other side of the line

 

 

Marceline

The Gang Leader

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In order from left to right: Vesupa form by Bavelly; Spectral Leviathan form by me, Solarflare Skrill form by me

Marceline is actually my sisters bombay cat. We joke about how she's a rough-edged street cat and comes home some nights with new scrapes and scratches. Although since moving to a bigger city, she's lost her high-end status and has angered the much braver and bigger local birds(at least 8). We don't know how, or exactly when it started, but they have something to say to her.

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^ The Real Deal ^

Feel free to send me art of Marceline in different dragon forms.  No matter the quality, I will put it up.

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I love OLIVE these puns! :D

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Wait... You're looking at this..? 

Oh, hi! So, you think you're up for this? Amazing! Where do we begin...?

HERE! DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUN!!! >:D

Ah! I know! First, we'll set down some rules.

 

Rules of Marg's siggy:

 

  1. Don't touch anything, understand?
  2. Don't touch me.
  3. Don't sneeze on my gifs.
  4. Always laugh, otherwise you're boring.
  5. No judging, please! ^..^

Now, I'm sure we understand each other now. Shall we continue?

 

 

WARNING:

 

Do not continue if you are prone to seizures are have a hard time laughing.

 

HOLD IT! WAIT! -pauses time-

Now we can continue! -un-pauses- :D

Now you're entering a world beyond that which is known to men.

 

You know why you should panic?

 

First I'll tell you a little bit about myself.

Hi! I'm Marg! No, wait! I'm not really Marg.

Heh heh...

Anyway...

 

 

The beautiful drawings done by jada:

 

 

 

Me when I go to dinner:

My every morning:

Library day:

When someone shakes my hand:

When someone thinks I'm crazy:

When I try to go anywhere:

Me after I finish an amazing book:

Whenever something bad happens:

When something good happens:

When someone asks me if I like chocolate:

These are some different things people find when they turn around and look at me:


Did you know

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Me every day, for real:

Don't ask about the following:

This is how I dance:

 

Now, how about we run through my friends? Like, all of them? Yeah, I'll make you suffer before you can continue! Mwahahaha!

 

Dragon

Dragon is my super cool BFF.

I have to admit when I first met her, she kind of scared me. Kind of. But now I just think she's amazing. ^..^ See? She looks amazing, right?

I guess after we hung out for a while, she was like,

and we became good freeeends.

She's also my Princess Luna. In other words, you can't have her.

(Dragon rules all gif credit to Mangopopcorn. Thanks Mangopopcorn!)

As you can see, we like MLP too much.

Here's us:

 

Thunder

Guess what? Thunder's my bro/uncle! Weird, huh? Yeah!

He ends up like this a lot:

I can also imagine him telling me this:

As you can see, he's my Star Wars friend. In other words

Master

Master's really cool (even if he doesn't think so) and a great friend. He could stand to play more often, but I'm fine just as long as I see him once in a while.

He totally Son of Hades. o.o

Let's face it, he's probably even a little cooler than Nico himself. :3

 

Swag

Swag's my aunt and super cool chocolate friend! :O

I like to be hyper with her.

Look at it! Love it!

She's made of glitter btw!

She likes Sans.

 

 

Jess

Jess is another amazing friend! Omg, where are they all coming from? Are they falling from the sky? >:O

Jess is all

HAHAHA, JESS! I WISH I COULD SEE YOUR FACE WHEN YOU SEE THAT YOU'RE ON MY SIGGY!!! XD

Now you can be like

Jess is also a wizard, btw.

Another Undertale fan here!

 

 

Martin

Martin's a long time friend, but I wasn't really friends with him until about a year ago. Now I know he's crazy. What am I saying? I'm crazy too!

Don't ask him to shut up. He won't. He'll probably just laugh and look evil.

 

Numb

Now's the time I bring Numb in! You know why? Because she's the Joke President!

Vote Numb! She can throw bananas!

She likes rocks.

Right, sorry. Minerals.

 

 

Charly (or C)

Sadly, I don't get to see her that often because she lives far away. That doesn't mean she's not an awesome friend, though! I've been getting to know her better lately and she's awesome-sauce!

 

This is what my friends and I do all day! ^..^

Don't touch any of my friends. If you do, this will happen:

Then after you've almost been destroyed:

 

 

Now it's time for....

 

A psychedelic freak out!!! YAY!

 

 

Now..... COUNT OLAF MEETS THE MONKEES!!

Monkees:

Olaf:

Monkees:

Olaf:

Monkees:

Olaf:

Monkees:

Olaf:

Monkees:

Olaf:

Monkees:

Olaf:

 

 

 

 

Well, I must be off now. And remember

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That is orignal, I didn't dig it up on the internet

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Dumb jokes 101!

I already made a thread of puns but its called "laugh thread" stupid right? Anyway that thread was completely forgotten no one even looked at it!

But here's the first pun I put on there

 

Dumb jokes 101! 

So there's a dad and 2 boys, dads watching TV  boys r playing httyd

Dad says "boys keep it down im watching TV! "

Kids reply "but dad there's no sound on the TV! "

Dad says "I never said I wanted to LISTEN to the TV now did I!? "

*Drums *

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                                      !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 Me as a viking

Viking name: xXSadieKaneXx

nickname: Sadie

Age: as old as music its self

lvl: 35 (maxed)

UDT points: 40000

Membership: 6 month

number of trophies: dont remember(a minimum of 50, I think)

buddy code: pm me

trainer rank: expert dragon flyer

clan: Still looking

Main dragon: xXDeadMelodyXx (Death song)

Melody's lvl: 16 (low for now)

Favorite dragon: triplestrike

Number of dragons: 11

 Me as a person

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Forum  name: xXSadieKaneXx

Nickname: Sadie

Age: As old as music its self

Height:'5.2" (short)

 Waight: 101.0lb

Hair color: auburn/dark brown

 Hair length:Waist length

Hair type:Slightly curly

 Eye color: Deep brown

skin: Deep(ish) tan

nationality: American/Puerto Rican

 Languages I speak: English Spanish and Latin

Languages I can read or understand or more or less speak: Etalian, French, Portuguese, hebrew, German

Likes

Triplestrike(really favorite)

SOD

deathsong

Dragons in general 

GIFs

Racing (in game or real life)

Puns

Being part of a community  

Memes

Jumping on a trampoline 

(Ik its childish but oh well!)

Pizza

Chatting with friends

Horses 

Sports in genera

Archery 

 horse back riding

Softball/baseball 

Dragon riding 

And reading

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favorite artists

music

 

Chairlift

 

Jónsi

 

Coldplay

 

 

Twenty one pilots

 

 

                             

New stuff coming soon!

 

still working on it! 

 

 

 

 

                                                                         

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Joined: 02/24/2017
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