The Thread of Puns

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Well, I've seen a Thread of Positivity, a Thread of Peeves, a Thread of Pretty-Much-Everything-Else-That-I-Can't-Think-of-off-the-Top-of-My-Head... but what about a Thread of Puns? So, here it is! The official Thread of Puns.

 

I'll start us off.

 

I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

...my calendar pun was week.

You might say it was a little out of date.

 

Shall I go on? Are you all years?

 

-Squiid

 

 

 

 

 

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if you have a fandom

the chances are i will probably be able to scream about it with you.

i like a lot of stuff.

too much.

save me.

please talk to me i'm so lonely

 

 

I'm SWTOR trash.

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we don't talk about the Quinncident here

 

 

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And that's like...all I got. So I'll just be sipping my tea here. In silence...

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Meet my human OC's:

Freya, Lexa, Lancelot. By the AMAZING Vanilia Viking!!! These are the updated, more Viking-like versions of them. Former versions can be found below.

 

(Left) Lexa in Valka's armour (red version) by the crazily talented TosiLohi! (Right) Lexa by the marvelous AllyNadderRider!

(Left) AMAZING drawing of my OC Lancelot Edorian by the fantastic Vanilia Viking! (Right) Just as amazing drawing of my main OC, Lezia Lexa Larkin by Vanilia Viking! Thanks!

(Left) And amazing headshot of Lancelot Edorian by Georginia47 (aka Geo)! (Right) Awesome drawing of Lexa in Valka's armor (red version) with her blonde hair (her original color) by ​Vanilia Viking!

 

(Left) By the amazing Vanilia Viking! It's amazing! (Right) Lexa and my BFF, Rhaeyne (Vanilia Viking) by Aisha Snowqueen!

  

(Left) Edit by the WONDERFUL Nessie! (Right) Lexa by the almost too good to be true Pixel!

   

(Left) Amazing drawing of Lexa in Valka's armor (red version) by Aelyras! (Right) Amazing Chrismas pic of LezLexa by Frytha!

LezLexa drawings by TosiLohi!

 

 

(Left) Amazing drawing of Lexa by the o-so-talented Fireflash! (Right) By the amazing Mangopopcorn!

 

My OC Lexa and my friend, Vanilia Viking by me!

LezLexa, my Viking by TosiLohi!

Lexa by Archery and Dragons!

By the amazing Vanilia Viking! She drew my beautiful Starblue for my birthday :D

Adorably cute drawing of Starblue given to me for Secret Santa by the amazing Vanilia Viking!

(Left) Starblue by the fantasticly talented Duckei! (Right) Starblue being silly  by Alicornbrodie!

Starblue by FloofQueen!

Isn't this just so cute? A birthday present from Aelyras! Thanks so much! I <3 It!

 

Above are adorable edits of Starblue by the ridiculously talented Georginia47!

 

(Left) Amazing blinkie by no other than the best blinkie maker Nessie! (Right) Cute headshot of Starblue by Nessie!

 

 

(Left) Edit of Starblue by the spectacular Archery and Dragons! (Right) Cute edit of Starblue by amazing Aelyras!

(Left) Starblue by the amazing Scar Dragon Rider! Thanks! (Right) By the amazing Archery and Dragons ^^

Amazing blinkie of Starblue by ​DatOneTrumpet​!

 

Both of the above drawings of Starblue by ​DatOneTrumpet​! TYSM!

 

(Left) Awe-inspiring gif of Starblue by Laykary! (Right) Wonderful eye edit of Starblue by the talented Ruggedturf!

 

Both above by Lovlytigerss! Thank you so much!

 

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Both of the above by the amazing and always kind LunarPride!!

 

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Renzo and Lexa by the AMAZING Feenix the Fire! Thanks so much!

AMAZING Polarstar drawing by Scarfywings!

Lexa and Polarstar by me.

LezLexa and baby Polarstar by the beyond talented Vanilia Viking!

Left, Polarstar by grumpyforlife2! Thanks! Right, by dogloven!

Left, adorable drawing of my baby Woolly Howl, Leah, and right, chibi Armorwing, Hungarian, both by Vanilia Viking!

(Left) By the AMAZING Frytha! TYSM!    (Right) AMAZING drawing of Lexa's sister, Freya, but Autumn5467!

 

 

(Left) My OC, Lexa, with her NF Starblue. By me. (Right) Lexa and Starblue by the talented Georgina47! TY!

My OC, Sy (short for Sheldon Yoko) by Flowercrystal! Thanks!

Hungarian chibi by the amazing FloofQueen! Thanks!

Freaking more-than-amazing drawing of Sy by the talented, artistic Ruggedturf! TYSM!

 

(Left) Fleetfoot by Archery and Dragons!                 (Right) Hungarian my OC by Flowercrystal!

Hungarian, Renzo, Fleetfoot. Bases by MegaboltPhoenix!

(Left) Very cute pic of Renzo & Lexa by Laykary! (Right) Cool drawing of Hungarian by Archery and Dragons!

A happy birthday gift from Vanilia Viking, of Lexa, Lancelot, and Rhaeyne (Vanilia Viking)! TYSM!

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In game SW, Lozeno, by Stiger23!

 

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The Alpha Trilogy

Reign of the Deep Queen | Refuge of the Blue King | Age of the Midnight Prince

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We know that Vikings settled in the Archipelago a little over 500 years ago, but what stopped them before that? In the Dragon Nest, a stolen child must try to overthrow a tyrant. Her descendant, a volitile soul, runs from revenge until he cannot go any further. His son, a strong-willed leader, takes on a new name and builds his own empire until the past catches up with even him.

 

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Characters!

 

the super-duper rough draft

 

Ebony (v3) and Flies With Storms (v2)

(is this a self-insert-babies-first-oc type character?)
(absolutely, what do you think i am???? quality content creator?? u fool....)

 

by Chameishida

Dramatic and petty with no impulse control to speak of, some would say her intelligence is wasted on revenges over small things, always done in very unique and specific ways. That’s not to say she’s a bad person, or easily angered; but with an oddly selective memory, she can sometimes have a (unintended) threatening presence. Storms, on the other hand, has a far more calm demeanour and often acts *begrudgingly* as a vent for Ebony, be it random ideas or long-winded complaints.

 

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Pallus- the liberated Roman

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Friends:

 

Dragon

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Thunder

taught me that anyone can have friends.

 

Charly

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Jess

taught me that brownies are more than just tasty.

 

Numb

taught me that some of the funniest jokes are the lamest.

 

Master

taught me a level of patience I never knew.

 

FlyingFury

taught me that sometimes randomness brings great things, like friends.

 

 

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Dumb jokes 101!

I already made a thread of puns but its called "laugh thread" stupid right? Anyway that thread was completely forgotten no one even looked at it!

But here's the first pun I put on there

 

Dumb jokes 101! 

So there's a dad and 2 boys, dads watching TV  boys r playing httyd

Dad says "boys keep it down im watching TV! "

Kids reply "but dad there's no sound on the TV! "

Dad says "I never said I wanted to LISTEN to the TV now did I!? "

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