The Thread of Puns

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Well, I've seen a Thread of Positivity, a Thread of Peeves, a Thread of Pretty-Much-Everything-Else-That-I-Can't-Think-of-off-the-Top-of-My-Head... but what about a Thread of Puns? So, here it is! The official Thread of Puns.

 

I'll start us off.

 

I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

...my calendar pun was week.

You might say it was a little out of date.

 

Shall I go on? Are you all years?

 

-Squiid

 

 

 

 

 

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Hi, I'm Squiid~

Female|Writer|Roleplayer|Comedian

 

I like...dragons and memes and stuff

And if I'm being honest all I do in life is play Star Wars: The Old Republic and scream and cry about kids' shows :,) Oh and I like...write stuff I guess? 

I'm a Christian, and always willing to chat! 

If you're ever having a bad day, just PM me. I have a whole list of really bad dad jokes and some terrible puns if you want them.

 

"Yeah, I am a loser, but I am the coolest loser you will ever meet."

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"They open fire, we set a galactic record from zero to space dust."

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"If you think this is bad, you should see my other personality."

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"This is a jar of dirt."

 

 

ART STASH!

 

Clicky clicky above to stalk my Google Docs file full of all the art the wonderful artists here on the forums have done for me. REVEL IN THE BEAUTY!

I'd like to shoutout my 12 AM brain for finding the motivation to do this. Thank you.

 

I'm Trash For:

 

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And a lot of others...

 

I'm mostly SWTOR trash though.

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Dagur is ma bae, will fight

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Look at that beautiful pure bean.

Look at him.

 

Viggo Grimborn is a beautiful human being.

Your argument is invalid.

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I'M NOT KIDDING LOOK AT HIM

he's beautiful

 

thx Floofbaefam for this glorious piece of art

 

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And that's like...all I got. So I'll just be sipping my tea here. In silence...

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This doesn't belong to me. I don't know who made it but my friend showed me it and I remembered it.

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Welcome to my Siggy! 

 

These are my siggy guardians,  Mist and Snuggles, made by the awesome Wircherforever! TYSM!

     

Someone touched Felix's Sketchers! By Floofqueen! TYSM!             Amazing edit ofFelix by Archery and Dragons! 

My Favorite Oc!

Quetzal the Rainwing!

And next I'll do my adoptables. Thank you for all of the arists who made all of the art.

 

 

Whirlwind and Einstein. Both by Megabolt  Pheniox. TYSM!

 

And here's Snappers, my Ratagator, and Spiritwatcher. Both by ScarfyWings!

And I can't forget Johnny! Also made by ScarfyWings!            Another amazing picture ofDeanna by Dragon Hellenist!!

   

                 And Odin's Whisper by Zikta.                                               Jisty by Bavelly

 

Riptide by Wutend Bonfire. TYSM!

 

My mythical whalee, by Wutend Bonfire. TYSM. The left one is Glowspark and the right one Dottie.

My new, and only, night fury oc family I will ever make. Made by the awesome Lunarpride! The mother is Dreamseeker, with her babies, Brain Dead, Lilac, Ginger, Gabriel, and Pillow. Thank you!

These sup cute chibli dragons made by the amazing Vinilla Viking, TYSM! The left one is Deanna and the other Banana!

 

This is Rootpuller! Made by ScarfyWings!             And this SplishSplash, my Muddicry. Made by chameishida, TYSM!

 

 And this is my Boomerwing by GoldenWraith. THANK YOU! This is my Shelleye, also by GoldenWraith, thank you again!

      

Another Vespa by Bavelly. This is Xelida!                            And my Skyworm, Agenzia, made by the awesome chameishida

This is one of my Ocs, Jakill, in his Venpus form. Made by Bavelly, thank you!

My big baby Felix, by Ashia Snowqueen. TYSM!

           

My two baby dragons I won off of  Dragonist Hellen's survey. If I have time I may color them. But for now,

Toe Taster and Bass!

Awesome gifs I stole off Google!

 

 

  

This is not finished, not even close, but if I do this all now, I'll go insane. Stay turned!

Congratulations! You have officially reached the end of my signature! I have some of my favorite animated characters here to wish you goodbye!

By The Ecliptic Eight, thank you so much!

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Oh that poor kitty.....

......  Why do people abuse their pets like that?  You can just tell he's asking, "why did you do this to me?"  Rockatoa, a very sad for that poor kitty B

rickticks out!

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My eggs and I really appreciate it!
 
Hi, I'm Stormstriker.
You can call me Storm, or Stormy.
Or even just “that weird girl with the color-coded signature”.
 
Some stuff about me:
I'm female (if you couldn't guess).
I love reading.
I do circus in my free time.
I hate math.
I don't really have a life.
I'm not very religious.
I procrastinate. Constantly.
 
And that last one’s a biggie. If I've ever not done something that I said I would, just send me a PM. It probably just got lost on the massive mountain known as Things I Need To Do. It terrifies even expert climbers.
 
With that said, I am taking drawing requests! Just dragons right now, but if you want an OC of yours drawn, I will likely happily draw it for you. Just one teensy little thing- no rave Night Furies. Please?
 
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Thank you.
 
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I'm a proud Hufflepuff!
FBAWTFT is amazing, let me tell you. And Newt Scamander. ‘Nuff said.
 
Well, if you've kept going this far, then I guess that means I haven't bored you to death yet. Or maybe I have…
Anyway, now we get into some of the interesting stuff.
 
STORMY’S OCS
 
Copperblaze Freyhelm
(also known as ‘that former self-insert that somehow developed a personality’)
by Fireflash
Copperblaze grew up in the midst of the Dragon War, near-miraculously surviving and staying completely intact through the chaos of it. Not one for pessimism, she did her best to cheer the village up through something she learned early on: pranking. While certainly never able to rival the infamous twins, Copperblaze was soon regarded as one not to mess with unless that Viking wanted their best axe tied to the rear end of a particularly grumpy yak.
But don't get her wrong, she wasn't really a wild, raucous prankster. Well, okay, maybe a little. Or a lot, actually. Secretly a kind, quiet, and empathetic individual at heart, Copperblaze could often be found reading and drawing. Of course, that was when she wasn't doing her best to cause mayhem and laughter, which took up most of her time.
Then the chief’s son saved the village on a Night Fury, and the world turned upside down. Dragons… were the friends of Vikings now. Copperblaze could barely contain her excitement. So many new possibilities had opened up! And not just for pranking, either.
While her pranks had done their job to make the village an overall happier place, they sometimes ostracized her from others her age. Now, this was her chance: to form a strong, lasting bond, to have and give everlasting trust, to have real friends, for once in her life!
Sadly, dreams didn't always come true. Though Copperblaze was among the first to enroll at the newly-established Dragon Training Academy, no dragon there seemed… right for her. Nadders were too vain and flighty, and the Gronckles were too lazy and slow. Nightmares? Too fiery. And don't get her started on the Zipplebacks. That had not been a fun week. 
Even that time she'd been offered a Whispering Death egg, still nothing happened. No bond formed. No realization of ‘this is my best friend’. Well, she'd managed to develop a serious phobia of the species in general, but Copperblaze didn't like to talk about that. You know, at all.
Alone again, Copperblaze resigned herself to her grounded fate. Until one day, in an abandoned clearing in the middle of the woods, she encountered a young, purple Skrill… but that's another story...
 
...which can be found here!
 
 
Thanks so much, IrishMexicanViking! It's so awesome, I literally can't put it into words!
Seriously, read it. It's the best.
 
Raika
by Vanilia Viking
No one knows who Raika’s birth parents are, not even Raika herself. All she knows is that if the teal Stormcutter that raised her from the egg isn't her mother, then something's seriously wrong with the world.
An excitable hatchling, Raika was always bouncing from one thing to the next, curious about everything around her. Getting into all sorts of danger was her best skill, and she'd frequently ticked off older dragons in her frequent mischief.
Raika wasn't old enough to understand why her mother suddenly separated the pair from all contact with other dragons, but she certainly was old enough to understand that she didn't like it one bit. Chalking it up to Windchaser’s overprotectiveness, Raika did her best to convince her mother that the bigger dragons weren't going to harm her, but to no avail. Windchaser would not budge.
Then a Prickleboggle came across them one day, informing the pair excitedly that the War had ended and the Queen was dead. Raika was confused. Windchaser, wanting to shelter her from the terrible War, hadn't told her anything about it, other than Vikings should be avoided at all costs, and so should unfamiliar dragons.
Then, for the first time that Raika could remember, her mother willingly left her side, with instructions to stay put and to not go looking for trouble. But of course, Raika didn't follow that. Curious about what her mother was doing, she decided to secretly tail her. Windchaser knew her way through the thick fog that surrounded Dragon Island. The problem was, Raika didn't.
Lost and disoriented, the young Skrill landed on a Viking-inhabited island that she'd never seen before, needing to give her tired wings a rest. It was there that, in a clearing she thought was unoccupied, Raika met a young Viking girl- starting off a new generation of mischief-making that no one was prepared for.
 
Windchaser
by Vanilia Viking
The day Windchaser found an abandoned Skrill egg would change her life forever, but for better or for worse? Often, she wasn't quite sure.
Having escaped the rule of the tyrannical Queen, the Red Death, Windchaser had left behind everything she held dear, including her beloved mate and any chance for hatchlings of her own. So when one was given to her, out of the blue, the motherly Stormcutter couldn't have left it behind if she tried. 
She couldn't, no, she wouldn't, leave the egg to the horrible fate of growing up without a family. And small though the family was, Windchaser vowed to do her best to take care of the Skrill hatchling.
Unfortunately, that particular Skrill hatchling proven to be very hard to take care of. Raika was continually getting into trouble of all sorts, and it was all Windchaser could do to keep her at least marginally safe. And when the little dragon learned how to fly, all Helheim broke loose.
When word was received that the Queen was searching for her former subject back, a desperate Windchaser was forced to take them both into hiding, an act that she feared would crush her young daughter. While thankfully that was not the case, Raika’s naturally attention-seeking personality caused her to focus most of her attention to her mother. It was a good day when Windchaser didn't want to tear her wings off from the frustration, and those good days were rarely found.
When a Prickleboggle (generally trusted among dragons, no matter their loyalties) told Windchaser the news that the War was over and the Queen was dead, she was naturally shocked. The Queen was invincible, she couldn't have been killed- could she? Hopeful, but not willing to take the news for granted, she flew to see it for herself, ordering her daughter to stay behind and not get into any trouble.
Confirming the formerly wild statement, Windchaser was overjoyed. She couldn't wait to tell Raika that their self-imposed exile had ended, and went to tell her immediately.
So when Raika wasn't where she'd left her, Windchaser naturally flew into a panic. Frantically searching every empty island in the area, her search was turned toward some of the not-so-empty ones, eventually finding her wayward daughter- but in the company of a Viking? Windchaser’s motherly instincts kicked in. Who knew what that Viking would do to her hatchling?
Eventually, after much convincing from Raika, Windchaser was finally able to see Vikings as people just as much as dragons were. She was still protective of her daughter, but after warming up to some of the non-dragon inhabitants, was much more comfortable letting Raika spend time among them.
And of course, that Viking that Raika always hung around with was officially adopted into the family, too. With the amount of time those two troublemakers spent together- well. It'd be just silly not to.
 
More coming soon!
 
ART!
(in no particular order)
Thanks so much to everyone who's drawn anything for me! I love them all!
 
 
Copperblaze by TosiLohi
 
Raika by Okamisusi
 
Raika chibi by FloofQueen
 
Dustcloud by Dragonist Hellen
 
Valentine Dustcloud by FloofQueen
 
Glowspot, my Mythical Whale Shark by Wutend Bonfire
Find his story HERE!
 
Raincloud, my Shadow Hunter by ScarfyWings
Find her story HERE!
 
Sunburst, my Vesupa by Bavelly
 
Torchburn, my Ukrainian Mistus by Megaboltphoenix
 
Peanut, my Night Hunter by Bluemoon20523
 
Copperblaze by Lululu6161
 
 
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​This is my Fluffy Sun Lover adoptable, Little Miss Starshine, by the jaw-dropping Witcherforever!

(Left) My Signature Protector adoptable, Oaken, by the amazing Witcherforever! (Right) My other signature protector, Bones, by Werewolfgirl1253! They protect my signature and everything in it, so BEWARE!

Meet my human OC's:

Freya, Lexa, Lancelot. By the AMAZING Vanilia Viking!!! These are the updated, more Viking-like versions of them. Former versions can be found below.

 

(Left) Lexa in Valka's armour (red version) by the crazily talented TosiLohi! (Right) Lexa by the marvelous AllyNadderRider!

(Left) AMAZING drawing of my OC Lancelot Edorian by the fantastic Vanilia Viking! (Right) Just as amazing drawing of my main OC, Lezia Lexa Larkin by Vanilia Viking! Thanks!

(Left) And amazing headshot of Lancelot Edorian by Georginia47 (aka Geo)! (Right) Awesome drawing of Lexa in Valka's armor (red version) with her blonde hair (her original color) by ​Vanilia Viking!

 

(Left) By the amazing Vanilia Viking! It's amazing! (Right) Lexa and my BFF, Rhaeyne (Vanilia Viking) by Aisha Snowqueen!

  

(Left) Edit by the WONDERFUL Nessie! (Right) Lexa by the almost too good to be true Pixel!

   

(Left) Amazing drawing of Lexa in Valka's armor (red version) by Aelyras! (Right) Amazing Chrismas pic of LezLexa by Frytha!

LezLexa drawings by TosiLohi!

 

 

(Left) Amazing drawing of Lexa by the o-so-talented Fireflash! (Right) By the amazing Mangopopcorn!

 

My OC Lexa and my friend, Vanilia Viking by me!

LezLexa, my Viking by TosiLohi!

Lexa by Archery and Dragons!

By the amazing Vanilia Viking! She drew my beautiful Starblue for my birthday :D

Adorably cute drawing of Starblue given to me for Secret Santa by the amazing Vanilia Viking!

(Left) Starblue by the fantasticly talented Duckei! (Right) Starblue being silly  by Alicornbrodie!

Starblue by FloofQueen!

Isn't this just so cute? A birthday present from Aelyras! Thanks so much! I <3 It!

 

Above are adorable edits of Starblue by the ridiculously talented Georginia47!

 

(Left) Amazing blinkie by no other than the best blinkie maker Nessie! (Right) Cute headshot of Starblue by Nessie!

 

 

(Left) Edit of Starblue by the spectacular Archery and Dragons! (Right) Cute edit of Starblue by amazing Aelyras!

(Left) Starblue by the amazing Scar Dragon Rider! Thanks! (Right) By the amazing Archery and Dragons ^^

Amazing blinkie of Starblue by ​DatOneTrumpet​!

 

Both of the above drawings of Starblue by ​DatOneTrumpet​! TYSM!

 

(Left) Awe-inspiring gif of Starblue by Laykary! (Right) Wonderful eye edit of Starblue by the talented Ruggedturf!

 

Both above by Lovlytigerss! Thank you so much!

 

(Left) By the awesome Georginia47! Thanks! (Right) By nightfuryatom4! Thanks!

(Left) Also by Georginia47! Thanks! (Right) By the talented Laykary (aka Lake) Thanks!

Both of the above by the amazing and always kind LunarPride!!

 

Other OC edits & drawings:

Renzo and Lexa by the AMAZING Feenix the Fire! Thanks so much!

AMAZING Polarstar drawing by Scarfywings!

Lexa and Polarstar by me.

LezLexa and baby Polarstar by the beyond talented Vanilia Viking!

Left, Polarstar by grumpyforlife2! Thanks! Right, by dogloven!

Left, adorable drawing of my baby Woolly Howl, Leah, and right, chibi Armorwing, Hungarian, both by Vanilia Viking!

(Left) By the AMAZING Frytha! TYSM!    (Right) AMAZING drawing of Lexa's sister, Freya, but Autumn5467!

 

 

(Left) My OC, Lexa, with her NF Starblue. By me. (Right) Lexa and Starblue by the talented Georgina47! TY!

My OC, Sy (short for Sheldon Yoko) by Flowercrystal! Thanks!

Hungarian chibi by the amazing FloofQueen! Thanks!

Freaking more-than-amazing drawing of Sy by the talented, artistic Ruggedturf! TYSM!

 

(Left) Fleetfoot by Archery and Dragons!                 (Right) Hungarian my OC by Flowercrystal!

Hungarian, Renzo, Fleetfoot. Bases by MegaboltPhoenix!

(Left) Very cute pic of Renzo & Lexa by Laykary! (Right) Cool drawing of Hungarian by Archery and Dragons!

A happy birthday gift from Vanilia Viking, of Lexa, Lancelot, and Rhaeyne (Vanilia Viking)! TYSM!

(Left) Lancelot by Ruggedturf! Thanks! (Right) Witch Hunt by InfinityGalaxyy. Thanks ^^

In game SW, Lozeno, by Stiger23!

 

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Proud member of The Resistance! Below is my cyber dragon, Firest, by Megaboltphoenix.

Species: Monstrous Nightmare

Biotech: 94% Robot

Cyber Ability: Creates walls of fire coming from any direction or all directions.

He has a video game made by Megaboltphoenix, which can be found HERE.

 

(Left) My Splinterhorn, Splinterhound by Flowercrystal! (Right) My Seaspike, Kebab, by Werewolfgirl1235!

(Left) Vanilia my Rocky Mountain Davus by MegaboltPhoenix! (Right) Lez the Whirlpool by DatOneTrumpet!

Coraline, my Coral Leaper by Georginia47! She's based of the movie Coraline ;)

My Ukrainian Mistus, Vericops, by Megaboltphoenix! Thanks!

My Roaming Sand Devil, Usetess, by ScarfyWings! (Info HERE)

This is Maui, my Glowy Cave Lizard by ScarfyWings! (HERE is backstory)

Meet Eaglestorm, my Feathered Fan Wing by ScarfyWings. (Backstory HERE)

​Curanian, my Singing Fin Wing, by ScarfyWings! (Bacstory HERE)

Meet Daredevil, my Shadow Hunter adoptable by ScarfyWings! (Backstory HERE)

 

​My Ice Piercer, Glacier, by ​ScarfyWings!​ (Backstory HERE)

​Stormfall, my Storm Chaser by ​ScarfyWings​! (Backstory HERE)

Spikes, adopted from Georginia47, base by Megaboltphoenix. Click on pic for info.

Hisense, my Sprectral Leviathan adoptable, by the amazing Wutend Bonfire!

Renzo by Nessie!

Awesome drawing of Sy by 1flower!

Starblue by the creative and talented FloofQueen!

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For now all you need to know is that I draw and I panic

 

 

A list of my ingame dragons

 

 

T.o.C

Introductory of Snootle and Beetroot

The Funnies

Science?

Creatives

Clan

Snootle and Beetroot Gallery

More

Adopted Dragons

 

http://i.imgur.com/jaT8TXP.png

BE(a)WARE OF THEM;

my smol boys are extremely unattentive and basically children. I wouldn't exactly call them sig protectors, but they try their best.

Bio's further down!

feel free to send me art of these kiddos! Would be much appreciated

(non-visible on Snootle is a row of short white spikes on back that go from shoulders to a little past the hips)

 

The Funnies

Amidst coffee, minor to moderate sleep deprivation, and some ill-placed encouragement from various friends, many amusing threads have been made.

WHAT HAVE I DONE - HE DANCES

The Saga Continues

A True Dragon- Sculptris

Just Dragon Things

the greatest joke in existence

Alternate Universe where everything is the same except...

DRAMATIC- forum game

How to give YOUR OC a GREaT and ORigINal NAME

Habits Of A *Proffesional Forum Artist

How to Identify an Seasond SoD player

 

 

 

Science?

I have a strong interest in biology so I sometimes have fun coming up with theories for explaining the wild things dragons do.

Lethality of the Speed Stingers Sting

Deathsong Theory: Brood Parasite

Science-based theory on Night Fury Teeth Retraction

 

 

 

The Creatives

 

Want to ask for a drawing from me, or see what I’ve done? This includes lists of all open request or adopt pages, pending personal requests, and even upcoming art pages.

 

ART REQUESTS

Private requests are currently closed  -  Open during school holidays

--- I HAVE CLEARED MY WAITING LIST BECAUSE I'D HONESTLY FORGOTTEN WHAT THEY WERE---

(Don’t panic, Larykay, I’m still doing yours)

 

 

ART PAGES

 

Night Fury Couples

http://i.imgur.com/cO5wj5b.png

 

 

Solarflare Skrill

http://i.imgur.com/QWMBch1.png

 

 

Spectral Leviathan

http://i.imgur.com/UuK5i6S.png

 

 

Triple Stryke Collection

http://i.imgur.com/suRtMZm.png

 

 

Upcoming:

Amphibious Elkwing

Pearl-eye Wolf

Woolly Howl Collection

Beetle King

Thunderthief; Reboot

Stormdancer

Stormcutter Couples

Signature Construction Cards

Dragon Class Chimeras'

 

 

Proud member of the Sunwing Voyagers!

(working on banner)

 

A clan of wandering researchers, our leader originates from a dragonless land. Pallus, an ex-Roman invader, is also very new to dragons. He's no expert, for sure, but in only a few weeks he's already learned so much from the clan.

Want to join?

 

 

Snootle and Beetroot Gallery

 

Art people have done of my boys for me!

 

By Silver Night- thankyou so much this is amazing like hol heck i didn't actually think pple would but u did and i have lost all human capacity to function

 

 

More info

Snootle

 

Appearance: A green dragon with a canine-shaped snout, wolf-like ears and two pairs of short, upward curling brown horns below the ear, lining the jaw. A row of tough scales line the top of his snout, which ends in a grey dog-like nose. On his neck and across the top of his chest is a thick fur mane that puffs up whenever he gets angry, frustrated, startled or defensive. His eyes are orange with a round pupil.

Red-orange scales line his belly and go halfway down the tail which is plain, part from the trailing of a row of spines at the top. Along his back is a row of bone-white spikes. His wings are fairly plain, with a large bony hook on the hand.

Personality

  • All-bark-no-bite type attitude
  • Acts like he’s ready and able to fight anyone at any moment but will fall over if you look at him angrily
  • Makes up a lot of stories that make him look tough
  • Kind of emotionally unstable
  • Older brother to Beetroot- sometimes is mean, but will go through h.ell and back for him
  • Easily distracted
  • Loves copper and anything copper coloured
  • High-class taste in music and fashion

 

Beetroot

 

Appearance: A dull lavender ampitheare with red and yellow feathered wings, a deep blue tail tip and blank, white round eyes. A large, curled horn adorns his nose, and the mouth is jagged. His body is completely covered in feathers that are incredibly fluffy and soft- he’s like a duckling with no legs. The feathers do not flare out until the nape of his neck, and increase in density on the tail.

Personality

  • Looks and acts super cute and innocent
  • Is actually prepared to kill a man/dragon if given a reason to
  • Thankfully does not have the physical capacity to do so
  • Holds a grudge until death itself dies
  • Optimistic and playful
  • Makes many different kinds of noises, few of them explainable by science
  • Will eat anything, even if it is not meant to be eaten
  • Dislikes numbers- has been known to attempt to destroy anything with maths on it

 

 

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These are the things I like if you just want to chat about something, or want to show me something.

--Key--

Games, Creative, Science, Memes, Animals/Pets, Youtubers, Music

Subnautica | Skyrim | Don’t Starve | Little Inferno | Kingdom | Forza Horizon | Game Creation | Writing | Biology | Simple Physics | Simple Astrology | Space News | Simple Chemistry | Art | Surrealist memes | Disturbingly deformed images | Cats | Dogs | Axolotls | Lizards | Snakes | Yogscast Main Channel | Hatfilms | Angory Tom | Sips | Sorenova | Drakon Astron | IGP | Bastille | Caravan Palace

 

 

Adopts!

Each one has the first part of their story, and the links go to their adoption comment(so you don't have to scroll)

 

Raider the pygmy Night Fury from Ecliptic

After all these years, all of his labour, and for what!? Some dirt-faced, two-clawed Triple Stryke hatchling to have a censored at his hoard when his back was turned. Scorpio had been a thorn in Raider’s side for weeks now, but this had gone too far- his vibrant blue and gold carapace would be a fine addition to his collection. Well, maybe he didn’t need to go that far for a youngster.

 

 

Emperor the baby Skyworm from Chameishida

The tiny splitjawed dragon rolled down the small incline. Behind him was a smoking wreck of an ancient building now truely destroyed beyond recognition, stone bricks still glowly slightly from an intense heat. He gave a gummed smile to the scene of destruction, clearly oblivious to the meaning of it. His home had been wiped off the island and he couldn't be more content with things.

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About me:

Hi, I'm Marg! I've been playing SoD since 2014, right after seeing the second movie and I've loved it ever since.

Coming to SoD changed my life forever! I've met some of the best people, and made the best friends I could ever hope for!

Hobbies: Hanging out with friends, writing, playing videos games, playing with my pets, RPing with my sisters IRL, RPing with my friends online, reading, and looking at GIFs.

Favorite Music: Jazz, '60's rock, early '70's rock (not a big fan of disco unless it's "Stayin' Alive" :3), some '80's and '90's rock, The Legend of Zelda music, Kid Icarus: Uprising music, and some classical pieces.

Favorite Bands: The Monkees, The Beatles, The Kinks, The B-52's, and David Bowie (even if he's not a band >.>).

Age: Heheh, no. You can ask me if you really want to know.

Favorite Dragon: Mad-Eye, my Whispering Death. I'll be writing a story about him in the future.

I love the Texas Prairie Chicken, but it's endangered. So, please, kids, let's try to save them! I mean business, baby.

 

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Jack:

 

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That is orignal, I didn't dig it up on the internet

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I already made a thread of puns but its called "laugh thread" stupid right? Anyway that thread was completely forgotten no one even looked at it!

But here's the first pun I put on there

 

Dumb jokes 101! 

So there's a dad and 2 boys, dads watching TV  boys r playing httyd

Dad says "boys keep it down im watching TV! "

Kids reply "but dad there's no sound on the TV! "

Dad says "I never said I wanted to LISTEN to the TV now did I!? "

*Drums *

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welcome to my signature!

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All hackers...

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About me

I'm xXSadieKaneXx but you guys can call me Sadie, my gender is female

I've been a member to the forums for about 4 months now. I joined the game, January 4, 2014.

My favorite dragon is the triplestrike, my favorite food is pizza, and my favorite sport is baseball.

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My viking

Viking name: xXSadieKaneXx

nickname: Sadie 

Age: imorotal

lvl: 35 (maxed)

UDT points: 50000

Membership: 6 month

number of trophies: 800

Buddy code: pm me

Status: expert dragon flyer

clan: the dragon racers

Main dragon: xXDeadMelodyXx (Death song)

melody's lvl: 20

Favorite dragon: triplestrike

Number of dragons: 15

 

Pitch my OC, by me

 

OC in progress.

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xXSadieKaneXx's art requests!

 

green (done)

yellow (in progress)

RED (not yet started)

 

Request list

1. Kcrockett

2. Screaming death lover

3. wolf and star

 

Status:

CLOSED

 

 

art, already done

 

Lunamoon, for charolet the brave.

Phoeb, for Screaming death lover.

Anikay, for Kcrockett.

 

(that's all I have for the moment.)

 

xXArt by othersXx

 

Clan banner, by, Lermus12

 

 

xXSadieKaneXx and xXDeadMelodyXx, by my good friend, CristalWings

 

xXSadieKaneXx, by, Frotz wolf

(won in a competition)

 

 

       

xXNovaXx and xXDeadMelodyXx, by Okamisusi.

                           

still working on it!

                                                                         

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