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Some things that annoy me waaaaay more than they should:

-Black "panthers". Most people think that a black panther is an actual species, but it is actually just a melanistic panther. A "panther" is any feline species in the subfamily pantherinae. So, a black panther could be anything from a mountain lion to an actual lion.

 

the worst part is if you google "Panther" most of your results will be "black panthers"

 

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Did someone say "black panther"?  XD

In all seriousness though, I agree with all of your points. The panther thing is something I greatly enjoy correcting people on, because it seems that not many people know it. It's a pretty interesting fact, actually.

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Yep, definitely. Felines in general are pretty fascinating, especially the extinct ones, in my opinion.

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Yup yup, and yeahheaa.

People who 'deny' dinosaurs because they don't look like their beloved Jurassic Park lizardfrogs... LOL. I'm just so confused about the entire ordeal. I personally love the 'new' dinosaurs. They make so much more sense and opens up a lot of cool options for paleoart.

 

I always thought that as mammals ourselves, it's easier to understand other mammals rather than birds or reptiles for example, but that's kind of where it ends. It's still possible to understand any kind of animal as long as you set your mind to it. Birds especially. Birds like corvids are very smart. There's two crows that live nearby and they had already estabilished me as a 'non threatening person' within days. I greet them on my way to work, and sometimes they greet me back, too. Sometimes I toss them some food, but they wouldn't accept it in the beginning back when they didn't know me.

 

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screams about dinosaurs for three hours

 I'm a paleontologist in the making  (I'm in a little apprenticeship deal; I work for a little group of paleo-people, do paperwork/assist them with digs, data input/monitoring and such, and in return they educate me in the ways of dead birdlizards. In about two years I'll be able to get an actual diploma and title from them, and I'll be able to go on bigger and more exciting digs, and be trusted with rarer fossil excavation, and ajbeig ei rgaq eirugb jqerg... it just gets me incredibly excited.) ...So I have some peeves when it comes to the dinosaur movies and such as well.

 

Jurrasic Park is, yeaaah, very... unrealistic in a lot of aspects, but people still aren't ready to hear that their ferocious T-Rex was covered in feathers and had dumb little chicken wings, and was more likely a scavenger than a hunter. It annoys me when people tell me that they know that dinosaurs didn't do this or have this and yadda yadda when I've already spent two years on my life studying the subject they did a quick google search on and believe they are a dinosaur-knowledge authority.

 

Huge peeve of mine is the 'DINOSAURS WERE lIZARDS1!11! THEY DOnT HAVE FEATHERS!!1!' people. Early dinosaurs that lived in the late Triassic period; like a coelophysis, one my favorites, for example- were probably totally scaled like you see in movie interpretations of dinosaurs, as feathers weren't exactly a thing at that point in history, they evolved around mid-Jurassic. But guess what period your T-Rex and Velociaptors lived in? Ohh, that's right buddy, the late Cretaceous! Most dinosaurs by that time had feathers, or at least feather-like spines.

 

And speaking of Velociraptors... pFFFJBIBIDBF. They were the size of chickens in real life, not the great-dane sized ones you saw in the Jurassic Park movies- I'm pretty sure the JP movies mistook Velociraptors for a bigger relative, the Deinonychus... but whatever. And, there is some pretty concrete evidence that they had feathers: (see: fossilized quill stubs, you dork!) The dinos of JP just look... gross and naked. They all remind me of sphynx cats, it's just... unnatural. //shudders//

 

And the mosasaurus in JW... tHE MOSASAURUS. uUUGGGghHHAUGUIWG IRF- that thing was what, 300 feet long!? Jesus, did you put it on stERIODS? Actual mosa got to like, 80 feet max??? bfibiewI weg - I understand it's for that 'wow' factor but can you. pLs. How would something that large not collapse under it's own weight...? I feel like it would suffocate; too heavy to use its poor lungs.

 

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Real raptors were probably flipping adorable. They could probably k.ill you regardless of their small size but I bet they were still adorable despite that. If they were ever brought back from extinction and made fully domesticated I would definitely want one as a pet. Or at the very least want to hug one. Mom probably wouldn't be too happy because those claws would definitely ruin the furniture (cats and dogs have already done that several times) and knowing what I do about birds raptors might not be house trainable but still. (Maybe we could put a diaper on it like some people do to pet chickens)

 

T-Rexs meanwhile.....they were probably cute too. I love the more birdlike dinos. So fluffy. :3

 

 

 

(I like the movie ones too but just as fantasy creatures. I'm not someone who would say the Jurassic park dinos are realistic)

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I like them as fantasy

I like them as fantasy creatures as well. Well, not really the velociraptors- they just look ugly. They're kind of slumped over and the pronated wrists look terrible. Movie-raptors don't look at all speedy or agile to me.

Considering that geese can break a human's arm with the force of their wingbeats, I have no problem imagining a velociraptor ending a human's life in one well-placed strike to the neck, especially in an ambush. Feathery dinosaurs don't really appear bizarre or cute (which is how most people react to them) to my eyes- I think they look more graceful and almost majestic, in the same way that a dragon or a peacock does.

T-Rexes look like they're smiling when you look at them head-on, whether scaly or feathery. Yeah, they were probably adorable. :D (Until you remeber those giant teeth, that is.)

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Ahh I'm jelly. I totally wanted to become a palenteologist when I was younger! It still sounds like a super cool profession.

 

Yeah I don't understand WHY people get so devensive over their lizard dinosaurs? I mean- we have lizards and crocs and turtles /right now/ so there's no need to whine over 'muh aesthetic'. Just grow a obsession for komodo dragons for all I care but leav the dinos alone! ;_;

 

JP justifies their design choices by making it so that the dinosaurs are not 100% 'pure' breeds, but spliced with amphibian DNA- which is okay but also... not? How does that even work? They're just bald, scaley dinosaurs. Does amphibian DNA only cause feather loss? Doesn't it do anything else? It's so bizarre.

 

The velociraptors were WAY too big. They're actually just anklebiters- anklebiters I'd never hope to encounter but still! I vould ride over them with my bicycle. Pfft. I was personally thinking that the raptors could have been utahraptor ostrommaysorum, but I think that those may be too big (plus I know next to nothing about paleostuff). Deinonychus seem a bit too small. I just think that they just picked a raptor and didn't pay attention to its size- and sized it according to what would be good in the movies.

I'm cool with artistic intrepetations but people actually learn the wrong things from the JP movies. They take whatever they see in there as a fact and nothing but the 100% truth.  Sure, enjoy your creepy lizard horror but pls know that the truth is, in fact, much cooler.

 

I've never seen JW, but that mosasaurus is huuuuuge. It looks like it's about 10 times its original size. w h y. 

One thing that also botters me is that it's called Jurassic Park whereas it's... not really jurassic? It's kind of a weird impossible mix with a LOT of triassic thrown into there, among others. isn't tyrannosaurus from the cretacious period anyway?

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That's something that I've

That's something that I've always wondered. If the dinosaurs are part frog, why don't they have any frog features? If they don't have feathers, they should have smooth skin and need to live in the water to prevent from drying out. The medium to small dinosaurs should also be cold-blooded, which makes them far less dangerous because they can only actively chase and persue their prey when the weather agrees with them.

Also, the velociraptors are actually based on deinonychus. There was a classification error in the book (mistaking velociraptor for deinonychus) and the movie called their raptors by the same name. Other than an exaggerated size, they are accurate to what was known about them at the time.

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What bothers me about the frog thing is that WHY THE HECK WOULD YOU EVEN USE A FROG?!!! Wouldn't using a bird or even a reptile make more sense? Why a frog? This is actually something that bugs me a LOT. I think they used frog DNA specifically so they could do the gender swapping thing. There is a type of lizard that can reproduce asexually but maybe they didn't know about that. Well regardless of the reason they never tried to explain why frog DNA was used instead of anything else in the first place and the fact that they didn't even try to explain that annoys me. You can tell how much it annoys me by how many times I have said it bothers me. 

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FEATHERED DINOSAURS ARE NOT

FEATHERED DINOSAURS ARE NOT SCARY!!!!

 

So when a massive feathered rex is chasing you, it will be funny?

But what about when it eats you after tearing you apart.

 

WOW NOT SCARY HUH?

 

OH MY GOD ITS SO SCARY, LOOK HOW UGLY AND DISPROPORTIONATE IT IS!

 

 

 

Wow, this raptor is barely scary, I hope it doesn't disembowl me!

 

 

 

ITS SO CUTE! I HOPE IT DOESN'T MAUL ME! HAHAHAHA!

 

OH GOD LOOK HOW SCARY IT IS! I HOPE IT DOESN'T CALL FOR ITS PACK AND THEY SLOWLY NIBBLE MY FINGERS TO DEATH!

 

 

Stop this, i'm tired of seeing these ugly feathereless, shrinkwrapped, and all of them have broken wrists!

 

 

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Heck yes   1) please don't

Heck yes

 

1) please don't stick a bunch of random adult wolves together and then claim that's how packs work.

 

2) Floofmaster dinos need more love. I quite like duck-footed spino.

 

3) Crows are amazing and underappreciated, and prove that dinosaurs can rule the world. Also bettas are great and need better care standards in general. 

 

And I'm going to add another animal gripe:

 

Extreme anthropormorphization of animals (usually outside of a fictional setting). Yes, animals are amazingly smart and well adapted in numerous ways, but they don't process the same thoughts or necessarily even have the same emotions humans do and saying that a dog is happy because he's smiling or being upset that your lizard doesn't love you means you bothered to do about as much research into how organisms you care for differ in the extremely complex organ of the brain as it took to watch a Disney movie. Just... oh my goodness don't try to interact with animals the way you do with humans and please please learn about an animal before taking it home.

Don't put a snake and a cat together because "they love each other and are friends," don't talk to your dog in complex sentences and then shout at her because she's not obeying, don't feed your rat pizza because it tastes better than pellets. Please, people, I'm begging you.

 

 

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Never thought I'd see a topic like this, but here we go! :) (Don't be offended if I make a kid rant for a certain age group. These mostly pertain to people I've met in real life, so all good things, man!)

-Kids that walk SO GOSH DARN SLOW in the halls at school. I can't STAND that!! I also hate when the kids go slow AND walk next to each other, taking up the ENTIRE width of the hall, JUST so they can talk to one another even though they're in the same class!

-Kids (maybe....8 and under?) that scream and cry and whine and argue.....just can't take it

-Most teens at my school-pertaining to my first point, they just walk EVEN SLOWER than the kids

-Star Wars-I can't stand when people confuse Wookies and Ewoks. I mean.....they don't look the same....they aren't even the same size!

-LoZ-I HATE HATE HHHAAATTEEE it when people mistake Link and Princess Zelda. -_- play the games, look at videos, JUST GET IT RIGHT PLEASE!

-SoD-Speed boost....enough said

-People that constantly think that they're so much better than everyone else. Just....no

-Fandoms-what I hate is when someone comes along and pretends to be this SUPER HUGE MEGA FAN for something when they don't even know the basics. (nobody take offense please.....:( ) there's this one kid in my class that claims to LOVE Star Wars and says he loves it SO much.....he mistakes Wookies for Ewoks, he got Luke Skywalker's name wrong, he didn't know, as he states, 'what is Han Solo', and just.....OMG EITHER LEARN IT OR DONT. 

 

theres probably more but I think this is good enough for now XD (spelling errors? In a hurry an using a small keyboard, so sorry.)

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Titles

Thumper (8/3/17)

Rosalina (4/18/17)

Hatsune Miku (2/15/17)

Child Midna (5/7/17)

Elizabeth the 3rd (8/6/17)

Ouran’s Little Buddies (8/30/17)

Bendy (10/15/17)

Marie Antoinette (12/3/17)

Belle (1/15/18)

 

 

 

 

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Skylo by Krazykira24

Dragon Moon by DuskDaybreak

Alpha Starlight by puppyllover

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Twilight and Starlight by Pixel

Hylari by Chameishida

ZipZap by toothlesnightfury

Dragon Moon by Kimbenoso

Violetta by WolfLight

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Melorita by mesaprncss & Xbox-DS-Gameboy

Lullaby by Stiger23

Sonata & Rhapsody by NightmareRebuff

Malderra by Inthetardis

Echo by goldenfury360

 

A HUGE thanks to everyone that I have received edits, adoptables, etc. from! You are all amazing!!!!

(If I didn't include something you gave me, let me know. I have a lot of topics to go through to get these.)

 

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tell me about it I will literally burst through you if you're too slow and block the way. Don't yuuu even DARE open your mouth after I do because I will crush you I swear I really really HATE SLOW PEOPLE. Not even in hallways, but on the streets and escalators as well. I will BUMP you. With my shoulder. I don't care. Don't block the way. Walk on the correct side and stop STANDING STILL IN THE MIDDLE OF A PATHWAY.

HOW can you walk so slowly???!?! WHY. STOP. I'm a sad rheumatic, crippled, child with short legs and I walk faster than people who ride bicycles. REEEEEE-

 

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*overprivileged white teenage girl voice*

Ummm,, it's a free country?

 

 

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I was so ready for Harry Potter. ;n;

 

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I hate how broken some of the dragon animations are, not to mention how bad some of them look.

Glitches, so many glitches.

Annoying children who think reporting you on a game that allows killing is a reportable offense.

Loud, spoiled brats who think they own the entire universe.

And finally, anyone who starts a sentence with me.

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Me am very good at annoying people.

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To the kids

To the kids? in this forum.

You are not the norm and I do like l reading what you have to say.  You will become (I Hope) the most intresting young adults.  Some of you have a very good head on your shoulders!  Good luck on what ever you do.

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.....Eh, why not?

 

-People calling any literary or cinematic character a Mary Sue/Gary Stu just because they're not heavily damaged and have admirable morals. For example, calling movie Hiccup a Gary Stu? Have you seen HTTYD? Or have a basic understanding of what makes a "Mary Sue"? It makes me worry about how those people judge real people. They might throw away a decent person in place of someone who's not so decent because they're more "interesting." And no, I don't think being a genuinely good person is unrealistic. I know plenty of genuinely good people. And there's a reason they are generally our heroes in our stories, because that's what we should emulate and admire. They won't be the most interesting to analyze, but that doesn't make them Mary Sues.

 

-Belle in Beauty and the Beast doesn't have Stockholm syndrome. She only comes around when the Beast cleans up his act, and when she's allowed to leave, she leaves. Rather, Beauty and the Beast is the opposite; it's Lima Syndrome, where the captor falls for the captive. Stop hatin' on Belle for a flaw she doesn't have, yo!

 

-The yaks in HTTYD. YAKS. IN EUROPE! Yes, I know, they also have horned helmets and corn and apparently an understanding of the concept of evolution, but nothing has bothered me as much as YAKS. I think it's because the yak thing appears to stem from lack of education, whereas the rest was knowingly inaccurate. I don't know. It's a really weird peeve.

 

-Harry Potter films. There, I said it. They annoy me because, while they stick closely to the plot of the books, they botch up the themes. (See the HTTYD movie, which did the opposite, didn't follow the book plot at all but kept the themes intact as much as time would allow...and I liked that a lot more.) And the Potter films somehow more annoying because they're actually decent, which means I can't just denounce them altogether like I can the Percy Jackson films.

 

-Shipping real people. It's creepy. It just seems so...wrong to fantasize about a real person's personal lovelife.

 

-Severus Snape is not a good person...in the Harry Potter story...I mean, he's not a real person at all...okay, let me back up. In Harry Potter, Snape was a hero and he did very brave and very good things. But he was not a good person. He bullied children, let his own bitterness rule his life, and showed blatant favoritism and judging by looks alone. Bad experiences explain bad actions but don't excuse them. Snape is an awesome character for the series and really fun to analyze, but he's not worth...adoring with undying affection and turning him into a saint or an all-out religion. (I am not even making that up. It is called "Snapeism.")

 

-I agree with the above about people romanticizing mental illness. Also, let's add romanticizing someone having a tragically abusive or genocidal past. Unless your story is going to make a statement about it and you have an actual understanding of the severity of it, just don't.

 

-People who come and talk to me when I want my alone-time. Roommate, please, just go away right now! I like you, but go away! (I like people, I like hanging out with people, but I'm an introvert. I need my alone-time recharge.)

 

-People underestimating animal intelligence. Ginger Clancy above listed some very good examples. Whether its a mammal, bird, reptile, amphibian, fish, invertebrate, don't just assume it is just a machine on legs driven by pure instinct. Some animals are surprisingly intelligent in ways you may not have imagined.

 

-In humans, we call them emotions. In animals, we call them instincts. So why do we assume animals can't have so-called "higher emotions" like love? We've even proven that the part of the brain stimulated when we feel "love" is present in all mammals at least; it's the "logical" part of the brain,the frontal cortex, that's unique to humans, not the "emotional" part. And that's just what we know for sure; who knows the depths of other animals' emotions?

 

-People spewing myths about animals. As a Wildlife Biology major, I find this particular trait more annoying the more I learn. "Cows are stupid. Wolves live in ferocious packs where they fight for leadership. Lemmings commit suicide. Cats are evil." Myths all. Some of these are even dangerous, like, "Dolphins are safe to ride. Wolves don't attack people."Also, if people are uneducated about animals, they make really messy and sometimes outright dangerous mistakes. Being the wildlife biologist working for the park service, guess who has to deal with your mess because you didn't educate yourself? Thanks for making our jobs harder. -_-

 

-Being asked if I'll work with wolves. (My screenname - which I made 8 years ago, before I even thought of college - makes this extremely ironic.) See, I got the chance to write up a whole report on wolves once and jumped at the chance. What I learned is this: if you are the biologist on a wolf project, everyone hates you. Super-heavy wolf advocates want to shoot you because you're a "wolf killer." Ranchers and rural landowners want to shoot you because you're "letting the wolf ruin our land and kill our cattle." Everyone wants to shoot you. (I had some death threats and more than a few yelling rants in my face. I mean, what the heck?!) If someone comes to me with a wolf project, all I want to do is stick my tail between my legs and hide under a table. Being stuck in the middle on a wolf issue is awful! Deer. Prairie dogs. Raptors. Songbirds. Cougars. I'll do anything but wolves! (Even bears are better. You would think that would be the polarizing animal in politics, but nope!)

 

-People assuming I am a wolfaboo or that the wolf is my favorite animal or that I think I have a "wolf spirit animal," all, because of my screenname. (I should have changed that years ago. Too late now, I guess.) ...I guess I really can't get to upset about the "favorite animal" thing - it's an honest assumption - but, if I had been WhispertheWombat, would people assume wombats were my favorite animal? ....Actually, people would probably think that was joke. I'm going to stop talking now.

 

Neon Night Furies used to bother me but not anymore. I made a thread about why if anyone's interested: In Defense of Fan Furies

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I agree with everything you said involving animal intelligence and emotions.

 

 

That thing with the people's reaction to wolves though......sheesh. What is wrong with people? 0.0

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Animals though.

"Cows are stupid": That's what they want us to think. Cows are highly intelligent, and are in fact plotting to take over the world. That's what they are doing when they huddle together in corners. When they follow you across their field, it's to make sure that you leave so they can get on with their plotting, and also to check that you haven't learnt to understand Cow and eavesdropped on their secrets.

 

The wolf thing... Crazy animal rights activists scare me. How do you become so detatched from humanity that you threaten to kill someone that is studying an animal? Not that it's right for the landowners to threaten you either...

 

This topic turned into one of my own peeves, so I'll go make my own post. XD

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Hi! :)

WhispertheWombat? Hahahahaha! Lol! XD

Though the fact your profile pic is always a wolf makes me wonder why your username/profile is that (same for youtube).

I'm an abivert so I understand the need to recharge. When I get my roomate next year I'll probably find somewhere to go and read a good book (nothing's better than that). :)

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WhispertheWolf's Beginning

I've had the WhispertheWolf username for 8 years on pretty much every Internet identity I've ever had, starting all those years ago on Fanfiction.net. My first profile pic was my dog Louia. My second profile pic - and third and fourth - were of my horse Jetta. But both of them have passed away and have been gone for years, so the last year or so, I broke down and made my profile picture match my username at last. But I decided to costumize my wolf with a Gryffindor scarf. ^_^

 

There's a number of reasons why I decided "WhispertheWolf" would work as a screenname - not the least of which being I was an insecure 13-year-old when I was picking a username and thought if I chose a popular animal, like a wolf, people would think I was "cool" - but the main reason I even thought of the name was...a drawing. I did a lot of sketching back then, and canines and equines were my personl favorites because the animals I spent most of my time with were dogs and horses. So I drew a lot of dogs, horses, donkeys, wolves, coyotes, and foxes (not many zebras, though, I thought the stripes were hard, and not many jackals...because I live in North America and rarely thought of jackels). "Whisper the Wolf" was the name of one of my first "photographic-style" pencil arts. I happened to spot it across the room while I was trying to think up a name. Not only did I figure people would think I was "cool" if I had a wolf name (I was so naive back then), but I loved animals, so an animal name seemed appropriate, particularly a dog relative; I like alliteration; and "Whisper" seemed like a good name for a writer (because back then, it was just Fanfiction). So I made the name, I wrote a popular fanfic, realized I was getting a "wolfaboo" label, thought of changing it, and then realized that a lot of people read my stuff because they recognized me as a decent author in the fandom and so chose not to change it for recognicition's sake. Nowadays, I use it for everything for consistency's sake, and it's become so ingrained in my Internet identity that I see no point in changing it. It'd be strange to be anyone else at this point.

 

As far as favorite animals go, I'm such an animal lover that I could never possibly pick a favorite. I love wolves as much as the next person, so it's not inappropriate, but I also love dogs, snakes, hyenas, cheetahs, horses, pika, marmots, parrots, whales, deer, ibex, and just a slew of others! ^_^

 

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Hi! :)

Well I guess that's something we have in common! I like lots of big cats (TIGERS!) and a few little ones like lynxes, wolves are great, sugar gliders (they're so cute), red pandas, foxes, horses, dogs, cats (I prefer the bigger meaner ones I dunno why), and tons of others I can't think of right now. Hahaha! :)

Are you majoring in anything at college? (that's my next step I'm 18)

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I'm a wildlife biology major. :)

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Hi! :)

Sweet! I want to do something artsy/sciency (animals+art=my passion). :D

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Dogs!

In humans, we call them emotions. In animals, we call them instincts. So why do we assume animals can't have so-called "higher emotions" like love? We've even proven that the part of the brain stimulated when we feel "love" is present in all mammals at least; it's the "logical" part of the brain,the frontal cortex, that's unique to humans, not the "emotional" part. And that's just what we know for sure; who knows the depths of other animals' emotions?

 

I heavily agree. So I shall make two points about some things I read a while ago

 

~ It is said that when a dog looks at its owner, their brain releases the chemical dopamine which is the same as being 'in love' for humans. Just by looking at them <3

 

~ I can't remember all of it, but once I saw that some cultures believe that we all started out as animals in the first life. One animal kept thinking of himself as 'supierior' to all the rest so the gods made him a human. After a while he was longing for his animal form once again, but the gods denied him that right. They told him that only after living a pure life like the animals that he would return to his first form. He thought this to be easy, living a pure life, but as we know the human heart and mind are easily subdued by many desires. Now I forget how others came to be turned human as well even though it was mentioned, but it was quite the article none of the less.

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...Where do I start?  XD

 

>People trying to talk to me about unimportant things while I'm listening to music. I love music. It bugs me to no end when I'm trying to listen to something and someone just randomly starts going on about the weather or something. Seriously, interrupt the song one more time. I dare you XD

 

>When people get "wary" and "weary" mixed up. It's only a small thing, but it does bother me. They are two separate words, and are not interchangeable. Also, I hate when people use apostrophes for plurals. That is not what they're used for.

 

>Forgetting that you moved something, and then tripping over it later XD

 

>Getting chocolate for Easter. I know most people would love that...but everyone always forgets I only like white chocolate XD  I appreciate the thought, don't get me wrong, but I always have a small pile of milk chocolate afterwards that I will never eat. I honestly find that chocolate disgusting  ^_^;

 

>Being treated like an idiot. I'm not stupid. I may not be overly smart either, but I'm not stupid. Yet the moment people find out I have aspergers, they feel the need to try and "dumb things down" for me. It really offends me. More than I can put into words. They don't understand what that means, and make the incorrect assumption that it means I'm..."slower" than them. So not true. But I still get people who talk to me in that irritating way. Even some of my own family still speak to me the same way they would a child. Cue the eye-roll  -_-

 

>Entering a race, only to find that everyone except for you is using a snow wraith  o_o"

 

>"The server call timed out. Please try again later"  ...Need I say more?

 

>My older sister has owed me $360 for over two years. She just kept borrowing the smaller amounts with the promise to pay me back, but she never did. I didn't have the heart to say no, because she was struggling a bit at the time. But now I doubt I'll ever see it back.

 

>Strangers touching my hair. Sadly, this happens quite a lot, because my hair is so long. I get randoms coming up behind me and running their hands through it, or pulling on it to check if it's a wig or not. I don't care how long it is. If I don't know who you are, nothing gives you the right to touch my hair. It's awkward and a little creepy.

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Yay, a fellow Aspie! I understand that problem a lot. But to think that I am one of the top kids at our class, it's really confusing for me as to why they need to "speak censored" so I could understand.

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Finally, someone else who understands! I know exactly how you feel. It gets kinda frustrating when people do that. I know they're only trying to be nice, but they're going about it in such a wrong way it's not funny. High five for being one of the top in the class :)  I was too, when I was at school. Unfortunately though, a lot of people will refuse to see that. They'll only see that label and look no further. It helps not to listen to those kinds of people.

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Yeah.

It's a good thing that a couple of friends accepted me, too. So far they're my only friends, all the other people I've met are acquaintances (even those who used to bully me, haha.)

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It's so mundane and harmless,

It's so mundane and harmless, but it annoys me more than it should... The fact that people don't write "Woolly Howl" right. I see Wooly Howl, Wolly Howl, Whooly Howl, Whooly Whool (yes, really). Spell it the way you see it being spelt in game. It's right there! Double O, double, L, no H!

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OMG YES!

OMG YES!

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Woolly Howl has two L's in

Woolly Howl has two L's in Woolly?

Oops.

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I feel u. I think I have seen the misspelt version more often than the correct one.

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OK, here goes.

 - When you type out a long-winded reply on a forum and something goes wrong and you lose your reply.

Literally just happened. I type a lot, as some of you might have noticed (and Owl was worried about her rambling XD). Now I have to do it all again.

 

 - Animal rights/environmental extremists.

(Wait,, what? But your clan...) I mean people who send death threats and blow things up and literally dig up people's dead relatives over this stuff. I don't think anything justifies this kind of behaviour, but it seems particularly counterproductive over these causes. I don't even mind passionate vegetarians who get a bit over-evangelical on the Internet (they are quite annoying, but I know where they are coming from). Sure, I have days when I like my cat better than people, but I still don't see how you get so detatched from humanity that hurting and killing other people over these things becomes OK.

 

 - People who think humans own the world.

(Ah, that's more like it.) Climate change deniers, I'm looking at you. Even if we're not causing the weather extremes we almost certainly are, cutting down rainforests full of undiscovered creatures at a rate of Wales every half an hour and dumping millions of tonnes of harmful chemicals into the atmosphere are not going to do us any good one way or another. We grew two legs, learned to tool and grew big brains: doesn't give us the right to... muck up the planet we live on and treat everything else that lives here like it owes us just for living here.

 

I think it's OK to put our own species first as long as we do it without causing excessive suffering to other species and without causing long-term damage to the planet. I don't even have an issue with a farmer who dedicates virtually every waking moment of his life to caring for a flock of sheep shooting an fox that is killing their lambs. I do have an issue with people who ride through the countryside with a pack of dogs with the specific intention of finding a fox that is quietly minding its own business, chasing it for hours till it's exhausted and then watching the dogs tear it limb from limb just for their own entertainment.

 

Still not gonna send death threats though. That's why I vote. Which leads me to...

 

 - People who say they don't vote like it's something to be proud of.

People have literally fought and died for hundreds of years for the right to tell the Government they don't like what they are doing, and there are countries in the world where people are still dying for that right. You may as well go do unpleasant things involving bodily fluids on their graves, and there are a lot of them so you better drink a LOT of water before you do.

If you are old enough to vote and you don't, you are telling the Government that you don't care and they can do whatever they want, so don't complain when they do stuff that you don't like. If you can't stand any of the main parties, find yourself an independent candidate that stands for something you care about, or just vote for the joke party that dress up as nuns (seriously, this was a thing at our last election - they called themselves the Nun Of The Above Party). Just stand up and be counted!

 

 - The Stormcutter is still too small.

I know, old complaint, leave the poor dead horse alone, it's not going anywhere. I've even kind of mentally written it into my Sammie's character now, so I don't actually know how I'd feel if she was fixed, and maybe they will end up MASSIVE when we get Titan Wing dragons. But it still peeves me a bit. Sorry.

 

 - That thing where people say "corky" when they mean "quirky"

Which in fairness I haven't encountered recently but seemed to be everywhere for a while. What the heck, people? Where did that even come from?

 

 - People who tell other people what to imagine.

"OMG you can't have a neon Night Fury or a Screaming Death/Smothering Smokebreath hybrid, it's unrealistic to imagine that an imaginary creature that couldn't even exist due to the laws of physics, never mind the laws of anatomy, could ever possibly look like that for any reason ever!!!! And it's waaaaay OP with its Alpha glow and Wolverine claws and laser eyes and Superman pants. Ur so stpid!!!! Your OC sux!!!! Just my opinion, no ofense"

 

Even if they did ask for criticism, you can do it gently:

"I'm not sure how the Screaming Death and Smothering Smokebreath could even... never mind. Personally, I'd rethink that hybrid and use two more anatomically similar dragons."

"I think Night Furies should be dark colours, because, you know, they are supposed to blend in with the night. I would tone that down - you could keep the purple and blue stripes, I guess, just make them a lot darker so they aren't so loud."

"Your character seems to have a lot going for it - in fact it sounds like they are nearly impossible to beat! It would be more interesting if they had real weaknesses. A good character shouldn't be able to walk through its story without breaking a sweat - seeing characters struggle and learn is what makes a good story! (insert example from HTTYD or other fandom here)."

 

If one of the second examples sounds like you, congratulations - you're doing it right, just don't do it if they didn't ask for opinions, OK? If the first one sounds like you... It doesn't affect you, it will never be canon so... just go away. Go and work on perfecting your own imaginary world. You'll be happier and emotionally healthier in the long run.

 

 - "The server call timed out"

Now I have to sit through theh loading screens AGAIN. Cheers SoD.

 

 - Boxes in my face.

Leave them around the track by all means, dodging them makes the race more interesting. I flipping hate it when they get dumped right on my head so I don't even see them though. I realise it's a valid game mechanic and it takes a bit of skill and good timing to throw the box precisely in my face... but I still hate you for doing it.

 

 - "Transferable skills"

These are about as real as neon Night Furies. Start getting experience in the job you think you might want as early as you can, because that is all they want. Volunteer, help your parents out in the home office, just do whatever you can so by the time you get to paid work you can say "Look, you can give me this job because I have already done this exact job before!". And don't work retail unless you want to do it for the rest of your life. (not bitter and angry oh no).

 

...speaking of emotional health, that's a really good place for me to stop. Also, this is long - well done for getting through it, have a cookie. (I'm waiting for someone to say "People who write essays on Internet forums for games designed for kids...")

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YES! ALL OF THIS!

 

(Yes, even the Stormcutter thing. I am so, so sorry, people. Also, pretty much any time the dragons aren't even close to their original size or appearance. Like the Smothering Smokebreath. Night Terror. Typhoomerang. Screaming Death. Shivertooth. Groncicle. Tide Glider. Yes, it's not enough for me to be upset, but it still kind of bugs me.)

 

Although not so much the "corky" and "quirky" thing...just because I've never encountered that.

 

And oh, gosh, retail! No. Just no.

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Omg the Stormcutter thing? That drives me up a wall! It's waaay to small! THE. STATS. NEED. FIXING! This is a fast turning acrobatic sharp class dragon!

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- Random humor

Don't get me wrong, I like mild randomness, but I can't stand the "OMG KAWAII SPARKLE POTATO PANCAKES RAWWRR XDDDDDD" type of randomness.

 

- When you're so close to beating a boss in a video game, but you di.e at the last second

This has happened to me so many times in games like WoW and Undertale, it's so freaking annoying.

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hahahahha waffles XDD hahahahahaha funny.

 

Yeah man, I absolutely loathe random humour. I wish it stayed in 2006 where it belongs. It's not funny, it's not well thought-out... Uhh... It always kind of seems to me that whenever someone uses random humour in a conversation they either have nothing to say or nothing of value to add. ...Or they just lack an actual sense of humour... Hmm.

 

LOL I got rekt by the last boss in ToC heroic. We tried to get world first. We failed.

Felt super bad. We didn't even get the mounts.

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I love absurdism, but this so-called random humour makes me d.ie a little inside every time I come across it. It's like a flash mob of tourettes sufferers only with less swearing and more potatoes.

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Hypocrites

"Yeah, you need to stop bullying that kid...but I'm allowed."

 

Know-It-All's

"Well you see, this is like that and that. And i'm going to continously debate you because i'm always right and you're always wrong."

 

"Writing Experts."

"Because i just wrote five words, i'm a expert. "

on the other side....

 

"I'm going to ask for advice but not listen to ANYTHING you say."

I'm not an expert, but if you ask for an opinion, be open minded ._. 

 

"OOC's" OR "2D Characters."

Characters written out of character...or characters with "no meat." *cough cough* Harry Potter Fan-Fiction *cough cough*

 

People freaking out over books that don't deserve praise...

Need I say more?

 

People who make me do all the work in projects...

What are you? Four? Is it really impossible for you to pick up the slack and do your part without coming up with some sort inexcusable LAME excuse!? ._. What am I? Your maid?

 

When the excuse is, "it's too hard" when it isn't.

Dude. You press like, three buttons. It's not hard ._. PAY ATTENTION. Don't blame the teachers for your inability to do what you should be doing.

 

 

 

Only a few Pet Peeves. I have a lot. Don't see the point in posting them all.

 

 

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Heh, I had the writer thing a few days ago. Someone critisised my friend's work even though she didn't ask for it. It was some awful critique as well. Then I read his stuff and it was literally 42k words of... I don't even know. It was confusing. Everything was all over the place and the writing style was very infantile. Just.. Common things kids who are new to writing tend to do. His critique was also very useless and ambiguous. It was sad but funny.

 

Still, whether a thing is too bard is pretty subjective. I'll learn a language in half the time it takes anyone else to do so, but force me to do arithmetics from the top of my head and I'll find it the most difficult thing to do. 

Same goes for books, maybe some people think they deserve praise? To each their own. If everyone had the same taste, everything would become incredibly boring.

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LOL. I laughed at that. That's ridiculous.

 

That is true! :)

 

 

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...It still leaves the question as to why so many people loved Twilight-but hey, we got 3 very enjoyable movies out of it.

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Taxes, man. Taxes.

 

I mean, what's their deal? Why do I have to fill in things that are no longer relevant?

I had a company in 2013 maybe? Why do I still need to fill in its taxes? I'm not even going to do it, see if they call me up. I'll tell them what's up. Years ago the lady on the phone told me I had to do it two more years after quitting. I'm NOT going to do this nonsense anymore.

 

They're so cheap, too. At least I get some money back... Still, I'm poor because I spent over 5 grand on health care alone, even though I'm insured, but everyone here knows that insurance is a tax scam anyway.

I was really hoping I could get at least half back, but I was expecting too much from the government. I'll keep this money for the OTHER taxes I guess...

 

I'll never win.

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Men without any odd intentions but they still follow me in like- stores and stuff.

Like- you either think I'm 15 or 25, and even if you think I'm 25, stop following me around, it's a bit creepy. If you want to meet me, talk to me? I know that my clothing choice screams "Not being social today" but I'd rather have you strike up a conversation with me than follow me around 'til I leave. Y'know.