Squiid's NEW FAQ!

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Hey guys! It's Squiid here, who wanted a new and updated FAQ after the last one. We don't talk about the last one. And anyways, I've met so many more cool and new people here after making that FAQ, so I decided, why not make a new one? I mean, I love getting asked questions.

So go ahead, ask me whatever you want! Squiid's FAQ V2 is open and ready for business! After that...shockingly stimulating introduction...let us begin!

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Here a random question, what do u do in the game when ur totally bored and have no more quests to finish? I normally race or talk to random people >~< 

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Good luck ;)

 

First off, my drawings! 

I love to draw and do it for fun most of the time. 

 

 

 

  

 

 Here's some info on my OC 

 Name: Francine

(Frankie)

Apperence: long red hair with bright green eyes. She wear loose, winter clothing with a large, light blue hood. Her boots are covered in snow (since that was where She grew up) and have no memory of her family. 

Weapon: Two twin swords

dragons: 

titan gronckle: Nightel

Titan screaming death: Entity

Titan razor whip: Rainstorm

Titan deathsong: whiplash

Adult Groncicle: illuminum

Adult Singetail: Windsnap

Adult Eruptodon: Smoke Rock

Adult Amorwing: Amber Gravity

Titan Skrill: Bristle tail

Titan Stormcutter: Mystery 

Titan Typhoomerang: Winter 

 Titan Hobblegrunt: River Song

Adult Wooly Howl: Pilot

Adult Changewing: Ghost

Age: 17

Distinctive features: small Scar over mouth

Personality: Loyal, Brave, wary 

Weaknesses: Family and her Dragons

pm me if u wanna RP!

 

 

Anyways, so wanna get to know me? here's some fun facts! 

 

1. I'm a girl (obviously)

2. My favorite hobbies are listening to music and reading books

3. My birthday is June 1st

4. I have a 40 gallon salt water fish tank

5. I'm a Christian

6. My favorite band is Imagine Dragons (well and a lot others >~<)

7. Favorite movies are HTTYD, HTTYD 2, and if the hunger games, Supernatural, Merlin and many others

8. I love Cats!

9. I'm a rower (not  canoeing -_-)

10. I like food :3

And finally, 11. Nope, I don't support LGBTQ, but I don't hate the person, I hate the thing that they're doing 

 

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Time is the security blanket of the human race.

Well, I like to fly around randomly on whatever dragon and crash into (and sometimes through) as many locations as possible. And find whatever tiny glitch spaces that I am physically able to enter.

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:)

What is your opinion on octopus?

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Loves video games, art and memes

 

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~GAMES~

Currently doing pokemon challenges!

White 2 Mono Grass

Platinum Randomized Nuzlocke

~TV~

Fav shows: Gravity Falls, Rick and Morty, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Voltron, Mob Psycho 100, One Punch Man, JoJo Bizarre Adventure, Little Witch Academia

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Time is the security blanket of the human race.

I quite like them. As a fellow member of the cephalopod family, we share mutual respect.

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Boop

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I RAN INTO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW AND SCREAM "DISCO GIRL" AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS???

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Time is the security blanket of the human race.

I would collapse to my knees and begin laughing so hard I lose all physical control of my body. And then start singing Disco Girl with you as we d.ie inside together.

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*puts on intensely serious

*puts on intensely serious face*

 

gimme a crisp meme 

 

 

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Su'oyayc.

sure.

 

 

it's crisp

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DISCO GURL

SQUIID 

my bb 

Could you pass along the skill of being a decent human to those in need? (Me)

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Su'oyayc.

ARROW MA BB

yeah go ahead and have some of it I have too much

nobody sees the deep dark abyss that is my soul

 

also I heard disco girl

SNUMMONED

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...have you listened to any Hamilton yet 

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why am i not doing this in order oh screw it

not yet

BUT SOON

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If you could turn into any

If you could turn into any animal, real or not, what would it be?

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She protects the art here, so dont try and take anything! :) 

 

 

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Hello! I am jenniemkitty! I'm always open to chat, but may not get back to you super quickly. I am a bit of a goofball sometimes...so you have been warned. =-)

(warning:this siggy is long. Prepare yourselves.)

(another warning: bit of an art hoarder E)

 

 

My Q&A 

(click the words)

 

 

A little about me:

 

I am crazy about...

Everything Httyd of Course! - Httyd, Httyd 2, Rtte, SoD, and looking forawrd to HTTYD3! (I also play Rise of Berk) I would like to add that the Fanfiction 'A Matter of Perspective' by Squiid is really good you should read it :) (It's about Viggo's backstroy)

Harry Potter (i am completly nuts about this and have always been, and if you are too, I always love to talk to other Potterheads! =-) More about Harry potter stuff down lower, about half of the way down & at the bottom in the funny's)

Rangers Apprentice (not many people have heard about this book seiries, but it is Awesome! )

 

 

Pet Peves:

Judging other people

swearing

insulting (on purpose, sometimes people do it on accident, but as long as they apoligize they should be forgiven.)

Bugging

I may get mad if you do these. 

 

 

I'm a Mormon!

- questions and chatting are welcome

- Antagonizing me is not

- one important thing you should know is that there are many untrue rumors about Mormons on the internet.

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Im a part of...

 

Sunwing Voagers!

Thunderclan warriors!

 

My Viking OC

 

Name: Geveda

Apearence: scroll down a little and you'll see the artwork!

 Personality in a nutshell:

- friendly

- compasionate

-loyal, but it takes time for her to become loyal to others/trust others

- weird,but in a good way

- (sometimes strange) sense of humor

- avoids harm to others when possible

-  can be somewhat socially akward

- tends to talk to much 

Long version:

Personality: freindly, but socialy akward, loyal, compasionet, weird but in a good way, its part of her charm, with a sense of humor that sometimes leaves her standing akwardly when no one gets it. She is a very loyal person, and will not switch to the opsoing team, give away information, or help them if she is on the side she knows is good. However, while she is very loyal, it takes some time to for her to trust someone, and until then is figuring out if they are a good person to trust. There are reasons, however, that will get  her to break the rules, for example, going off to free trapped and caged dragons from dragon hunters despite being told not too (thats how she met CloudStream). She hates any kind of serious harm to people, which is why her arrows (more about them later on in siggy) only freeze the targets, not hurt. She also will try to get people to aviod injuring others when possible.

^ This awesome drawing was done by Fireflash! Thank you sooo much!

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^ By Alina Wildfire! Thank youuuuuu!

 

 

^ by Katarile! Thank you! Your art is awesome! =)

Main Weapon

A large bow with flightmare frost balls tipped on the end of her arrows. The balls are flightmare frost coated in some hard substance (differs depending on the purpose). When they hit something, they burst open and freeze whatever it is touching 

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Dragon Art!!!

 

CloudStream

My Woolly Howl (and my favorite, don't tell the others!)

  

 

 

 

          

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

                                                                                                                                                                            ^ Thanks so much to Arrowalker for this amazing dragon! ^^

 

 ^ This drawing is made by Alexadragonfire! Thank you!!! (skillz!)

Thanks SOOOO much to Rebell for making this! (also my profile pic)

An incredbile animation of CloudStream by TosiLohi! (-squeels- E-)

 

About CloudStream: She is protective, loyal, and compasionate. She thinks of others before herself. She never shoots to kill, only injure if needed to protect. Cloudstream rescued her rider, Geveda, when she was attemting to free dragons out of cages in a dragon hunter camp. She was rather closed up at first, but warmed up to Geveda after Geveda proved to her she was trustwothy, and they formed a close bond. She loves speed and feeling the wind in her face, and often does stunts with her rider (however she pushes the limits of how daring they are, as Geveda is more catious than CloudStream)She, liker her rider, is very loyal. Her main and first loyalty lies with Geveda. It takes time and good actions for her to trust others. She is very determind and has a strong willpower.

Weaknesses: Sometimes she doesnt listen and does something anyway if she is determind to do it, which gets them in trouble sometimes. She does not give up easily, which can be bad if there is a need to stop.

 

Savidi

The tripple strike

 ^ This adorable and amazing dragon was made by LissaFish! Thanks!

 

Starlight

The Night Fury

  ^ By DukinaDragon, thank you!! (congrats on ur first edit! =-)

 

 

FireLilly

The Fireworm Queen

 

 ^ Thanks so much BoomBox74! I love it!!! Amazing!  =-)

 

 

Elska

the Tripple Strike

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

^ This was drawn by Mystery-Venomnshift - thanks!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thanks BoomBox74! She's adorable!

 

 

 

Dragon Screenshots

I decided to put in on a google docs instead. It was taking up to much space:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1U41ILztmSBKhJ_9rid6ntU9CIvr2fQeyKUv17c5vSNo/edit 

 

 

 

(I am a huge potter-head)

 

I am proud to be  Hufflepuff!

To Understand Hufflepuffs more, read this:

http://pottermore.wikia.com/wiki/Hufflepuff

 

My wand: 

Larch wood with a unicorn hair core, 13 ¾" and slightly yielding flexibility

My patronus: Dolphin

My Ilvermonery house: Thunderbird

 

 

 

 

THE FUNNIES:

moved to a google docs:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1fJcvaIDSX0Ofe0oNd5a_hu3Rkdp9GJCOPfPT5FlKYxs/edit

ENJOY! =-)

 

 

 

-waves- THANKS FOR LOOKING THROUGH ALL OF THIS

CRAZINESS!! E) (you must have been boooored E)

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Su'oyayc.

Well, if we're talking fantasy, totally a unicorn. No contest. Or...I guess a dragon...but unicorns!!

If we're talking real life, I'd say a squid but that's kind of impractical. Probably an otter, or maybe a cat. But...yeah, probably an otter.

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XD What kind of unicorn, as

XD What kind of unicorn, as in, from wha perspective/universe? or just in general? I would be either a woolly howl (OF COURSE! THEY ARE BEST OF ALL DRAGONS! XD)) or a dolphin, or a Pheonix from Harry Potter.

 

So. next question.....Do you have any jokes that you use ALOT? (like my dad and brother have one where they will stand in the garage and pertend the car ran over their foot...its quite a scene....whats really funny is when they crash into something when they are hopping on one foot...XD )) 

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Hi!!!

Not asking about ur fav movie, cuz you are so gonna say star wars, soooo.....

Who's your favorite christian music artist?

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So I am currently remaking my OCS

Main OC: Rheileen Tomahona

Other OCs: Alakan, Feaflena, Breeze

Minority Backspace OCs: Thane and Yashia, Irishakan and Tilancian

 

Modern OC's: Stacy Byrns

 

I have four vikings In Game

xRheileenx

Rheithebrave

xRheiDragonHeartx

Feaflena

xXYashiaXx

xXBreezeWavemakerXx

(Glitch Character) xXxBreezeWavemakerxXx 

 

Main Viking? xRheileenx

 

What dragons do I have? Most of them!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Completed Expansions

 

Icestorm Island

 

Return of the Deathsong

 

Battle for the Edge

 

Return to Dragon Island

 

Secret of the Leviathan

 

Rise of Stormheart

 

Wrath of Stormheart

 

 

Favorite Dragons: Nightfury, Woolly

 

Howl, Sandwraith, Skrill, TriplStrike

 

 

 

My girl Rhei

by me

 

 

Name Rheileen
(Include Photo/Screenshot)
Rhei has dark copper blonde hair, that in certian lights may appear to be brown, it hangs down slightly over her aqua eyes, the left of which has three scars running over it from an incident with a skrill when she was a child. Her body and face were scarred during multiple stages of her younger life, so she tends to cover up, and wears a long sleeved black dress/tunic, leggings, gloves/bracers, boots, and a red face scarf. Rhei also loves hoodies, and will most likely be seen wearing a black nightfury hood. Lastly, when she flys at high speeds, Rhei tends to wear a pair of goggles, which otherwise, may either danfgel around her neck, alongside her family medalion, or sit in the pouch she has on her belt.
She carries twin sabres as her weapon of choice.
 
Age: 16
 
 
Gender: Female
 
 
Personality: Rhei is a hardworker, and rather mature for her age, this doesn't stop her from loving to kick back and goof off however, and she loves hanging out with people like herself, or even new groups. She works best in a classroom, or team enviorment. Whule she loves free time, she can never truely relax, because her brain is always racing a mile a minute. Rhei loves reading, and enjoys seeking out the parallels between the real world, and that of books. Including finding her role in each story, and trying to pinpoint the major characters, she may or may not talk about this.
While Rhei is typically peacefull and doesn't like picking fights, she will 100% stand up in a fight, and finds it hard to back down, she has a rather quick temper, and as such, won't leave a fight till she has managed to make the other guy remember to not try that sort of thing again. She is also highly protective of her friends and dragons.
  
 
Skills: She is highly trained in most forms of sword-fighting, and knows some acrobatics and martial arts, she is a relatively good cook, and an up and coming healer. So while her healing skills aren't the best, she can manage in a pinch, and keep you alive until a real healer is around. Also, she is an up and coming master of speaking Dragonese.
 
 
Weaknesses: Rhei has a strong fear of falling, and therefor of heights. If however she is on her dragon, the fear will subside, and she can manage. She is a poor swimmer, and can get anxious if grabbed in a dragons claws, this is mostly due however to her time fighting and fearing dragons as a child.
 
 
Other: Rhei is not native of Berk, and actually comes from a French settlement further south. Fortunately, she learned Norse from visiting traders, so this means she is skilled in speaking French as well as Norse.

 

 

Yashia (Also by me)

 

Form pending.

 

I also have more art done by me! It will be awhile in the

comming however, as I need to finish it still. (I tend to put

that off I am afraid.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thank you for reading/veiwing my siggy

(Zifinia bouncy made by RedHoodJason)

 

 

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Time is the security blanket of the human race.

Actually, I have a very many different favorite movies. Movie-wise, it's Jurassic World. In order of movies I love because of my past with them and just overall loveable-ness, HTTYD is high up there, along with Star Wars. Those don't even begin to start my favorite movie list because I have a lot, but not a general "favorite".

My favorite Christian music band is NEEDTOBREATHE and Switchfoot, along with Jars of Clay.

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*grins maniacally*

Ranch dressing or no ranch dressing?

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WHADDUP Y'ALL I'M REDOING MY SIGGY STAY

TUNED!!!

 

HERE'S SOME FANCY LINKS TO KEEP YOU BUSY:

 

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Time is the security blanket of the human race.

all the dressings. 

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-stares at-

...

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Bacon?

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Hi. You might've known me before as Boomy, Boom, Boombox, etc.

I used to be super-active on the SoD forums for a long time. But, something happened and I began to see that the forums weren't really what I thought they were. When I first joined, the community was so full and thriving that there were Roleplays and art requests around every corner. And, there were a lot of really cool people. And who knows, maybe there still are. I don't know really. All I know is, I began to see less and less of it. And I began to see the uglier, meaner side of the forums. It's really just a place full of complaints, questions, concerns and no answers.

So I left.

You can still find me on Discord (Boombox#9078), Instagram (boombooxle) and Deviantart (BumuBokkusu)

But I won't be here. At least, not for a while. Maybe someday I'll make a big comeback and find out things are completely different. But, until then...

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Hey, how ya doin, well I'm doin' just fine...

CAN I HAVE SOME PLEASE

also is that a Pidge I see on your pfp

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チェシャーの笑顔に注意してください。

yiss. -cooks bacon and gives you some-

-also eats some leftover bacon-

bacon bonding intensifies

maaaaaaaaayyybbbeeeeee

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Omg Pidge!!!!!

Oh wow! Forgoit about VLD!!!!! Wow!! Hi there Pidge, never watched you, but I have heard a lot. All good things, all good things....

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Cool!

Do you watch Race to the Edge? If so, then what episode is your favorite?

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This Siggy will be stripped of its words and put back up with a COMPLETELY new look!

 

  HELLO, FELLOW DRAGON TRAINERS.

(if you want to know more about the real me and some funny things...scroll down)

Check out my instaram!! 

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Art Gallery

(By amazing people)

 

(BY THE AWESOME dogloven)

 

Hina by BrynneBjornsson ~TYSM~

 

 

 

 

 

  Eurus by the amazingly talented, RedHoodJason (THANK YOU SO MUCH!)

 

Eurus by the Amazing *trumpet sounds* TosiLohi!!!

 

​Before we go any further....

I AM A PROUD ELDER IN THE CRAZY CLUB!!!! I'LL SAY IT LOUD AND I'LL SAY IT PROUD!!

 

My name is Valasari, Viking from the Isle of Vanaheim. Home to the sick and elderly dragons who make their final pilgrimage to this sacred land. Not many Vikings have made it past the unblinking Sentinel gaurdians, who have stone-like statue appearances and have the element of surprise upon unsuspecting Vikings. They are actually blind, therefore rely on their hearing & smell. They have better hearing than most dragons because of their blindness.

 

Before you ask...YES I know that this is a Signature....buuut you know......

 

 

  MY DRAGONS

 

Saharii--Adult Rumblehorn

Zeena--Teen Monstrous Nightmare

 

 

Role Plays I am In:

I know...I need to get a life.

 

Messengers of Light

 

Between Two Worlds

 

Unsuspected Changes
 

The SweetWraith

 

The Elven''s Hope

 

Kalelians in Milldrany

 

A Fusion's Will To Live

 

Dragon Evolution: Rise of the Hybrids

 

Dragon Evolution: The Treaty

 

The Enhanced

 

The Fall of the Elementals

 

Dark Future 

 

Modern Riding

 

Captured

 

 

 

   ABOUT ME

 

I come from the Isle of Vanaheim. So far, the Sentinels have trusted me enough to live among the poor old dragons on this sacred Island. Of course, my Dragons are with me. They had to prove that they were trustworthy, as well as loyal. I have sadly moved away from Vanheim to live in the School. My goal is to become an Ultimate Dragon Trainer and then go back to Vanaheim!! I wish to see the Sentinels again....someday, after I have achieve my goal.

 

   ABOUT MY DRAGONS

 

I saved Saharii from a devastating situation. Dragon Hunters had caged him, but Hiccup and I rescued him just in time.

Now, Zeena, on the other talon, has a wonderful life, I am making sure of it. I wish to befriend more dragons. I hatched her from an egg and raised her. With some help from Saharii.

 

Join me in my quest to save dragons from scum like the Dragon Hunters and Viggo. And as far as dragons are concerned...I wouldn't trade them for anything.....Would You?

 

 

 

   THINGS I LOVE!

 

​0.The Avengers!--DUH! They are amazing!!

1. SilverWeed San--She is my favorite Youtuber!

2.Dragons!--WHO ON LOKI ISLAND doesn't LOVE dragons.

3.Horses--Beautiful animals

4.Razorwhips--my favourite dragons

5.My animals...'cause...well...just 'cause.

6.Reptiles--Who dosn't like scaly creatures?

7.Lord of the Rings--Obviously 'cause Gandolf is AWESOME and Legalos too

8.School of Dragons--Uh...I don't know what to say but I wish I could play it MORE!

 

 

​Favorite Books

Wings of Fire  Tui.T. Sutherland

Pegasus Kate O'hearn

Narnia C.S.Lewis

Shadow Horse Alison Heart

​A Horse of Her Own Annie Wedekind

Menagerie Tui T. Sutherland

Buddy H. M. Herlong

(That's not all....but all my wittle brain could think of)

 

 

 

Funny things

 

I'm NOT clumsy. It's just that the floor hates me. The tables and chairs are bullies and the Wall Gets In The WAY!!

 

 

When someone told me I was in a fantasy, I fell off my Unicorn.

 

Friend: Did you fall?

Me: No, I attacked the floor.

Friend: Backwards?

Me: I'm freakin' talented!!!!!

The morale of this story. Just believe the cold truth that you're a Klutz. 'Cause I sure am.

 

If a robber broke into our house to search for money....I would laugh and search with him.

 

I hate it when people text me and it says "call me". One day I am going to call someone and say "text me".

 

I can't dance to save my life, but when I step in dog poo, I can moondance better than Michael Jackson. =)

 

 

 

Dad jokes:

 

 Dad lookes at me....."You know hon, I couldn't find a single shoe shop today". I breathe in a sigh of relief, knowing that he won't make a bad joke. Dad: "They only sold them in pairs". I bang my head on the wall.

 

Dad dances around in front of the ATM machine. Me: what are you doing? Dad: Just checking my balance. Me: *walks away to the car*

 

Dad in the morning: You know I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went....then it dawned on me.

 

Dad: Yesterday I ate a clock..it was very time consuming...especially when I went back for seconds!!

 

Dad: What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue? Me: I don't know. Dad: You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna. Me: What about the pot of glue? Dad: I knew that you would get stuck on that! Me: OHHHHHHHHHH

 

Dad: Did you hear about the guy in KC who was addicted to brake fluid? Me: No..... Dad: Good news! He can stop at any time.

 

Dad and I were at the store and he picks up the velcro: I wouldn't buy anything with velcro....it's a total rip-off.

 

Mom asks dad at Thanksgiving: How does the turkey smell? Dad: Through its nose, I guess. Me: I'm going to bed.

 

Dad after a nice hot shower: You know..... Me: Here it comes. Dad: Singing in the shower while washing your hair is all good 'till you get soap in your mouth.....it then it just becomes a soap opera....

 

That's All Folks!!

for now.....(evil laugh)

 

 

 

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Do I watch Race to the Edge? Haha, of course I do! In fact, it's a tradition of mine to get up the moment every new season is released (2 AM in my timezone!) and watch them. I've been watching ever since they released the first season on Netflix and keep track of all their updates through various sites. I'm a huge fan of the series. I've created personal countdowns, theories, and multiple discussion threads on this forum about it. In fact, I have a Discussion Hub made for talking about the latest season (Here's the link!). But if you do go check it out, be warned, for there are spoilers. 

Ooh, what's my favorite episode? That's a hard question...you know, I pretty much have a favorite for all of them. Just for the heck of it, here's my list:

(Minor spoilers ahead!)

Season 1: Reign of the Fireworms

Season 2: Maces and Talons Part 2

Season 3: Last Auction Heroes

Season 4: Saving Shattermaster

Season 5: Searching For Oswald...and Chicken

Thank you for asking! That was fun!

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1. define 'spoop'

 

2. What videogames do you play, if you play any?

 

3. Awkwardist thing anyone has ever asked/said to you? 

 

4. Do you have any pets?

 

5. favorite three colors that match. :3

 

6. UHM do you like T-shirts? Because I'm pretty sure I'm a helpless T-shirt addict.

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1. it's like "sp.ook" but better (OKAY WHY THE ACTUAL HECK WAS "SP.OOK CENTERED THIS IS A TRAGEDY)

 

2. Play quite a few. SWTOR, SoD (kinda), LOTRO (ish), EOBW, SSO, anything Mario related, and I'm using abbreviations bc I'm lazy as heck, and probably a bunch I forgot

 

3. Uhhh..."Can I borrow your pants?" (I let her)

 

4. A bunch! 3 cats, 3 dogs, 3 horses, and a crap ton of fish. Also the voices in my head count.

 

5. Oh dang...Blue, peacock green, and cyan. That...kind of matches?

 

6. Dude, I love t-shirts. I live t-shirts. I BREATHE t-shirts.

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1. spoop.

 

2. Woww, fancy. I like to think that I'm quite the video-gamist, but I've seen some people that are super invested in their gaming. X3 

 

3. XD 

 

4. O_O Wow that's a lot of animalers.  XD

 

5. Ahh, those would be pretty. :3 blues and bluish greens are always fun.

 

6. :O YAS (how would you breathe a T-shirt...?)

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Your utmost honest opinion about spiders.

But not too honest, I hold my many legged friends very dear to me.

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Well, consider a picture of Silhouette tripping Gruffnut as an offering for not working on this sig

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Hello everyone! Welcome to my siggy! ^w^

Let's start off nice and simple. Up ahead is art made by talented artists! (And myself)

Silhouette my Skrill by the amazing ScarfyWings! :D

Silhouette and Frisk walking in the spooky dark night... Made by TosiLohi!

 

Silvertalon the Thunderthief by the amazing Wutend Bonfire!

Swifter the Icecrusher by chameishida!

Legend the Uktena by Canus8!

Bea the Gribtuk by Bavelly!

Moonwish the Night Fury by NeverendingSilver!

Dreamless by the talented Okamisusi!

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Eh, I don't mind spiders. So long as they pay rent when staying in my house.

But tarantulas are cute and fluffy.

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You ever been ate up by one o' them squid out in the great sea?

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If ya ever need a friend, you can PM me!

 

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Adoptibles by jada:

 

 

 

Friends:

 

Dragon

taught me what love is.

Being friends with Dragon (AKA, jada) has been a real treat. She's a very understanding person, an amazing artist, and has written one of my favorite stories.

 

Thunder

taught me that anyone can have friends.

Thunder was one of my first real friends to ever have. Even though we're both awkward, our friendship still lives.

 

Charly

​taught me that the smart ones always win.

I've known Charly as long as Dragon, but I didn't really get to know her until the past year and a half. She's a book-worm and will make grammar jokes with me whenever.

 

Jess

taught me that brownies are more than just tasty.

The couple of years I've known Jess have flown past so quickly, I don't know what hit me. He's super funny and loves Undertale and Minecraft.

 

Numb

taught me that some of the funniest jokes are the lamest.

Once upon a time, Numb and I were constantly mad at each other and always at each other's throats. That all changed a little while after our worst fight, and now we throw bananas and tell bad jokes with each other.

 

Master

taught me a level of patience I never knew.

Master's a cool dude, however depressed he may be. I can't help but to call him a friend.

 

FlyingFury

taught me that sometimes randomness brings great things, like friends.

Fury's an amazing person. For some reason, she answered my random message and now we chat about Nintendo, Frank Sinatra, and Paul McCartney. 

 

Grim

helped me become more social.

Grim's my newest friend, but she's also one of my best. She's a sweet, funny person and can always bring a smile to my face. Plus I loaf her art.

 

Boom

showed me hope.

Boomy was bored, I was lonely. What better way to make a friend? He's like a salted-caramel chocolate bar-- sweet, but salty-- and has made lots of days brighter.

 

 

I love them all more than I love pecan pie on Thanksgiving, and there's

nothing I wouldn't do just to know that they're happy.

It be da truth!

 

You smile. You're their happy friend-- it's your job.

You always smile and try to make them smile. Why wouldn't you?

But sometimes you fall.

But you try to smile anyway. It's your job.

Then you see your friends, and that weight called sorrow is lifted and you don't have to try...

It comes naturally.

I love you guys. <3

 

 

I know this shouldn't be, but I envy those who are closer to my beautiful friends than I. I shouldn't, because I am lucky enough for them to have accepted  me as a friend. I'm sorry.

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Oh yes, many times. I even once was swallowed by the great Kraken himself, until he spat me out. After that we had a nice chat over tea and went to hunt pirate treasure together.

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That's beautiful. :'3

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What is your opinion on green triangles?

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*wheeze* DISCO GIRL

I love them very much. One of them is my husband.

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UMMMMMMM

DON'T YOU DARE TAKE MY HUSBAND, ALRIGHT??????

YOU HAVE LIKE 2 ALREADY YOU DON'T NEED MORE

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Have you seen Princess Bride?

Have you seen Princess Bride? In your art stash you said "pit of despair" soo... (If you havn't its a pretty good, but old, movie, and is not all "princessy" like the title suggusts)

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Of course I have seen the Princess Bride! I love that movie. It's great.

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

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YES! Caught the quote! =-)  -pats my fan-girl self on the back- (I dunno, wounld I be a fan-girl of it if It doesn't really have a fandom, or at least one that I know of? Oh well...) An great old classic. =-)  Im kinda surprised that someone else has seen it...I wonder how many othrs have too...

So i was going to post a ton of famouse line gifs for all of you who havn't seen the movie, and for those that have...but I found this websidte, which is so true and has most of the lines:

18 lines from "The Princess Bride" That You Definatly Still Quote

Also I am going to post the best lines in gifs for peoples pleasure anyways. ;-)

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Have you ever read Vampirates? I know you like Pirates of the Caribnean, so it would make sense if you liked Vampirates.

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Nope, never read it! But it certainly sounds interesting.

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It's great! You should give it a try! :0

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DISCO GIRL *wheeze*

Bumping because I'm lonely :'(
ASK ME ABOUT THE STATE OF THE UNIIIIVERSEEEEEEEEEEE

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What's current state of the universe, Squiid? Is the world going to end tomorrow?

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The current state of the universe: Tacos.

The world is going to end: sometime. I don't know when, but I feel like it'll be sometime in March of 2018. *sneaky wink* Or at least for me. *breaks down into tears*
ANYWAYS YEAH THE CURRENT STATE OF THE UNIVERSE IS LIKE TACOS AND STUFF
AND TACO CAT
BECAUSE TACO CAT IS TACO CAT SPELLED BACKWARDS

????CONSPIRACY???

As you can tell, I have way too much free time on my hands.

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Oh, good! Lunch time! :D 

My dear Squiid! You have obviously broken into my chest containing my secret plan to destroy the wo--! I mean, IN MARCH? *hands you a tissue* That's too soon! We have goals! D:

But, no, taco cat spelled backwards is Dinner, not taco cat. If you don't believe me, get a mirror and look at the word backwards. -^-

 

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"Cows live in herds, you unyielding maniac."

*blows into tissue* ThAnK yOu yes I agree it is far too soon!

>.> did you say...

<.<

DESTROY THE WORLD?!?!? 

...

Can I join in on it? ^D^ I'm great at world destroying!

Ohh, very insightful of you. Dinner...hm...yes...

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What? Destroy the world? heh heh. No! Why would I ever do that? :D

.................................................. :D
............................ :)

...........................................................:I

....................... >_>

Yeah, OK. There's no fooling you.  *checks Squiid into list* You can help our cause, we'll just have to make the ship bigger. I have to interview you first, though. o.0

Show me what you can do!

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"Cows live in herds, you unyielding maniac."

Fantastic!!! :D I am honored, General Marg.

I am a master of the culinary arts. I can prepare, you might say, KILLER dishes for your use ;) I am also a champion at the art of improv, unceasingly so, able to come up with a solution to any situation in a matter of minutes! I can also make your audience laugh to death (or groan to death) with absolutely terrible puns and dad jokes. 

I am also a swordswoman!