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SilverNight's picture
Wilderness Explorer
Joined: 11/27/2017

Hi! I'm SilverNight, but you can call me either Silver or Night. So, what all it this place about?



Night Fury GIF Edits

My DeviantArt:

I animate! I use Autodesk Maya, and if you have a request for an animation, I need a free rigged model of the thing I'm animating... I'm not very advanced, and I haven't modeled anything yet, honestly. I know it's a lot to ask, as good HTTYD models are hard to come by, but as I progress, I can start modeling and rigging my own things!

Games I play:

​Ark: Survival Evolved


Art for ME!


DragonGirl1's picture
Dragon Master
Joined: 12/14/2016

You're new to the forum? Great! Welcome! Hard to say, but I guess this is all about reporting bugs in the game, communicating with different people, and doing fun stuff. You can write fanfics about anything, really, and just, you know, write about exciting things that happened to you in the game (or anywhere...). I guess that's what this is all about. Just explore this, and have fun!



My Signature



Table of Contents


Bunch of Boredom

About Me


Other Stuff



Warning: Bunch of Boredom up ahead!



She shall not be betrayed, nor disrespected,

for she is part of a prophecy long forgotten.

She shall slay every Dragon Hunter alive,

and recreate this into a peaceful world full of dragons.



The God of Lightning stated that this unique human being shall be gifted with untold powers, and take control of all Strike Class dragons.



The trainer of the powerful Skrill, Phantom.



And the legendary Night Fury, Nightwing.



She shall call upon the arrival of the Woolly Howls.



And the Snow Wraiths shall obey her.



The Triple Strykes shall arrive into the world.



And the Bewilderbeast shall rise from the depths of the northern sea.



When the power is given to her, Darkflower the Brave shall rise with the dragons by her side, to lead the battle against Drago Bludvist and the Dragon Hunters, and regain her role as the ruler of all dragons.






About Me


What's up everyone? Welcome to my signature! You can call me DF, Dark, or just simply Darkflower.


Viking Name: DarkflowerTheBrave


Friend Code: PM me or friend me in the game


Likes: Dragons, Video games, Movies, Books, Reptiles


Personality: Friendly, Passionate, Fierce, Short-tempered, Emotional


My Dragons:





Fireclaw-Deadly Nadder



Toothless-Night Fury






























Whisperer-Whispering Death



Duskwing-Triple Stryke









Moonstryke-Triple Stryke







Main Racing Dragon(s):


Toothless-Night Fury














Coming soon...





Other Stuff


Coming soon...
















CristalWings's picture
Supreme Viking Champion
Joined: 09/16/2016
Hello and welcome! I'm

Hello and welcome! I'm Cristal! I've been playing sod for 2 years now and over a year on forum. I love sand wraiths and I'm the leader of Unique Legacies(#54).  I'm 17 and I'm an artist and music/film lover. My signature is packed so feel free to scroll through it!:)

tip: to see pictures in signatures, you have to scroll outside the signature and back again.







  gift waiting at sig end!

discussion: Miraculous Ladybug-season 2


To join Unique Legacies, pm members! (info below)

(LEADER) Unique Legacies. We are all unique in our own way!

              Me and Toothless II ~ 12-21-16                                              Edited by the amazing Donnala :)  

I am 

Art website down below!



(known as XCristalWingsX in SOD)


Having difficulty seeing gifs? Scroll outside the signature and back again!


A loving Christian her sweet self.


by the talented and wonderful: Byanne



Join my clan, #51


newest clan banner made by me. Free to clan members. credit me for art.

Our join page is not avaliable anymore, the form is useless, so...

To join Unique Legacies either click this link to see our chat page,

unique-legacies-recruitment-page-new and improved

...or PM elders with your

- forum name

-game name

- trophy number

-how often you play

-if you promise to do what you can to help the clan and be a part of it.

Active Top Elder: tizzilizzie

Active elder:VasyaM2000(framherjaOfGods)


 Currently on No. 51 in top clans. We value uniqueness!  Make your legacy yours! We are very friendly and always wanna hang out with friends or clanmates. We help each other who is in need.

Clan Leader: Me
Current Members: 55/100
Current Elders: , TizziLizzie, Holaciao, firethefighter, Vasya2000.......

Clan Rules: 

1. Must have at least 100+ trophies to join 
2. Must be friendly and helpful
3. Respect each other
4. Win trophies every so often you play so we will move up(be active often)

5. No hackers (if u see a hacker from the clan report to me w/ proof)
6. Make your Legacy yours and have fun! :)


 We are very nice to each other and are like family! Each one of us is unique in our own way! If you want to join, follow instructions above. Must have at least 100+ trophies to join! To automatically become an elder, you must have 2,000 trophies! If you are axcepted, you may introduce yourself in our chat page, Unique Legacies Talk Show! in the Barracks.  Make your legacy yours! Thanks!! And good luck!! ~CristalWings :D





I am a member of the SODPD.  I will not hesitate to take your keyboard in!



the comeback

i wanna go back

old church choir


the river

enjoy more!


Toothless II, my herd alpha, who protects my signature.

credit to: Rebell




Type: Young Lady

Nickname: Cristal

(did you know Cristal is only

my avitars n.n.? yep)  

Age: 17

B-DAY IS: Feb,12th

adventure level:35

farm level: 23

stars: 2 gold

 Clans: Unique Legacies 

The Dragon Racers

Rank: Leader


Leader: UL: Me (formally fire the fighter)

Trophies: 1950+

Country: mid-Eastern USA

Besties: ClayCanyon,


ThunderBird, formally xXSadieCaneXx,




Floof dom(floofqueen)


(previously known as Springvneedham),


(previously Firefighter),

Ivy is Deadly,

Olivia is Amazing,

and TightWing. 

Special someone: xWaveRyderx

Hang out: Wilderness, Training Grounds, & Edge

Friend codes: PM me for it

Personalities: Loyal, Kind, Encouraging, Forgiving, Caring, Patriotic




i'm a big fan of miraculous...discussion link at top.

season 2 is starting to come out! finally!

its a big time for us fans! check out theory vids and episodes on yt and Neflix.

you might just become a fan yourself!

....Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir






Art website:


My second and up to date drawing of CristalWings, holding the flower given to her by her special someone.



My first hand drawn viking drawing of me.


Art that has been published by CelebratingArt -no copying!


"Colors of The Wind"~pestals -2015


"Anterior Poppies with Reading Woman" by Anna Ancher

my copy of it -acrilics




My first hand drawn drawing of a friend, now Thunderbird, and her dragon, Melody.



My viking, done by my wonderful friend, ThunderBird, or xXSadieCaneXx




newest clan banner made by me. Free to clan members. credit me for art.




Unique Legacies Crest- handmade- free to members (credit-by CristalWings)



Unique Legacies Clan-based dragon- by Wutend Bonfire

free to members-credit wutent bonfire


These dragons act as an omen of peaceful passing. Between their resting posture of a hung head, and tri-pupiled eyes, it's easy to see how this calm dragon would spawn legends and myths around it. In the wilds, they live by ocean cliffs or among rockpools, scavenging molluscs and seagrasses, plus the occasional trapped fish. They are better at swimming than running or flying, and often their wing shape and patterns can be just as entrancing as their eyes.





Real-Life favorites:











(chihuahuas alot)





miraculous ladybug





I Love:


1. Hanging out with friends!


2. Taking car of clan!


3. Winning races!


4. Getting new dragons!


5. Quests!


6. Soaring through the sky!





Current Dragons:

in received order


1. Jewel (lady nadder)


2. Zap (guy shackjaw)


3. Red Amber (lady deathsong)


4. Valor (guy armorwing)


Fav.  5. Gold (lady razorwhip)


6. Raphael (guy singetail)


7. Rocky (guy erutadon)


Fav.  8. patriot (guy typhoomerang)


Fav. 9. Toothless II (guy sand wraith)


10. Queen Elsa (lady groncicle)


11. Aquada (lady sliqifier)


Fav.12. Leena (lady sand wraith)


13. Gecko (lady flame whipper)


14. Silver Moonlight (lady whoolly howl)



Me and my Flame Whipper, Gecko, as a baby.



Cristal's origins:


Cristal is Astrids cousin and friend. Her dad was Fearless Finn Hofferson, brother to Astrids Dad. Cristal is 2 years younger then Astrid though she sometimes thinks and often shows she just as smart. She has a more caring personality and connects more with dragons on a soul and mind level. Just the same Cristal admires and loves her cousin above all. She was born with really light blue black hair but after exposure to a dragon it lightened to an aqua blue unseen by Vikings before. At first she was teased because of this but at age 12, she made her first breakthrough to a pink blue nadder in front of all of Berk. Now she is known as a sort of "dragon whisperer."  On her first flight on the pink blue Nadder she named Jewel, it was chaotic but she soon gained her trust and they flew flawlessly. After that Cristal was given the name CristalWings because of her great flight skills with dragons. Currently, Her sand wraith, Toohless II(aka Tooth) is her loyal companion and alpha of her trained dragons. Tooth has a little sister sand wraith that Cristal named Leena. Leena is a bit spoiled as she hatched with a beautiful rare pink dragon skin and she refuses to get it dirty. At first Leena was reluctant to learn to fly and she was a little wobbly for a while but now she glides through the blue skies with ease. Cristal lives in the one hut below and to the left of buckets house in berk. She isn't a part of the "gang" but she is considered a dragon rider. When the dragon training began she very much wanted to join but it wasn't meant to be. She does however join and help them occasionally. She's currently the leader of the clan Unique Legacies. She trains dragons by being on their level to gain their trust. She also uses her gift of song to soothe and be one with them. She is devoted to the well being of dragons and is a protector of berk.



Gamer's Biography:


 Hello everyone! I'm CristalWings! I'm  Leader of the rank #51 clan, Unique Legacies, and a member of top 10 clan, The Dragon Racers! I have been playing SOD for almost 2 years now and a forum for over 1!  I love all of  the HTTYD movies and seasons! (but i like the first best!). I also adore Miraculous Ladybug!   Like most I adore Hiccup and Toothless! I am not a member sadly but I dont like the idea of paying real money to play a game. (that doesnt mean im not a serious player!)  But I have done a free month of membership and did quite a bit of the packs! I love painting, (my account pic is usually one that I painted!!) singing,acting and of course playing SOD! My favorite music artists are TobyMac, Britt Nicole, Mandisa, and For King and Country! I often watch game videos on youtube! LOVE super mario odyssey!!!  I love dogs and horses! My favorite color is light blue which is how i came up with my name. I have bought the Edge, Icestorm Island, Impossible Island, Return to dragon island, and the deathsong pack. Whenever i find an argument i try to stop it with everyone leaving happy so i guess im a Peacemaker here in the game. Im always posting something cool so check out my track! I love Jesus andI love you all! Keep on shining!!!  


                                                                 ~ CristalWings :D





free to members(credit- by firefighter-inactive)





My Screenshots



Happy Friends Day!!


Me and my groncicle Queen Elsa on the lookout.


Me and my younger sand wraith Leena.









Majestic Toothless

Image result for toothless pic



How to Train Your Dragon movie poster

 Image result for httyd movie poster



Image result for httyd movie gifs




Image result for httyd 1 movie gifs

Duh da duh We're dead. (love it!)



How To Train Your Dragon 2

Image result for HTTYD pics and short videos 150X 150X

 Doesnt Toothless have a cheshire-like smile in this picture!!! So cute and different! 



 friend fight



Related image

3..2..1..HES DOWN!!!



                                                                            Funny POTC gifs





lol lol lol :D





WOW! You made it to the end! Congrats...thanks for viewing!....hope you have found some intresting info from it! Maybe a laugh or two!  and here's a cute chihuahua pic for your sig. Have a spetacular and sparkly day!~CW<3


Here's the link for it if you can't see it.

jenniemkitty's picture
Supreme Viking Champion
Joined: 06/03/2017
Hello! Welcome to the forums!

Hello! Welcome to the forums! On here theres q 'n' a's, fan-fction, theories, rtte discusion, craziness ;-P, chatting, screenshot comics, SoD announcments, art requests, different kinds of requests, roleplaying, and more! if you ever need help, you can PM me, (or most people really, there are a lot of nice people here!) My fandoms are Harry Potter, Rangers Apprentice, and HTTYD (of course!) Hope to get to know you soon, and welocme to the forums! =-)


 Siggy (Always) Under Construction

^ By the AMAZING TosiLohi! (I know right? Awesome! -squeel- )

CloudStream welcomes you to my siggy!

She protects the art here, so dont try and take anything! :) 



Thanks SOO much to Rebell for making my Profile Picture dragon edit!!!


Hello! I am jenniemkitty! I'm always open to chat, but may not get back to you super quickly. I am a bit of a goofball you have been warned. =-)

(warning:this siggy is long. Prepare yourselves.)

(another warning: bit of an art hoarder E)



My Q&A 

(click the words)


A Muggle's Guide to Conquering Evil Sorceres, a Harry Potter


2+ spots open!

(Roleplay tittle is a link btw)


A little about me:


I am crazy about...

How to train your dragon

How to train your dragon 2

Race to the edge (yeah I know, this and all of the above are ovious, but still, I can hardly leave them out of this list can I?)

Harry Potter (i am completly nuts about this and have always been, and if you are too, i always love to talk to other Potterheads! =-) More about Harry potter stuff down lower, about half of the way down & at the bottom in the funny's)

Rangers Apprentice (not many people have heard about this book seiries, but it is Awesome! )

A Matter of Perspective by Squiid (read it read it read it read it!! AAAAAAAAAA! Its Viggo's perpective during RTTE! It fills in the gaps that we don't get the answers too, and really people just read it!


Pet Peves:

Judgeing other people


insulting (on purpose, sometimes people do it on accident, but as long as they apoligize they should be forgiven.)


I may get mad if you do these. 



- questions and chatting are welcome

- harrassing is not

- one important thing u should know is that there are many untrue rumors about Mormons on the internet.



Im a part of...


Sunwing Voagers!

Thunderclan warriors!


My Viking OC


More about my viking soonish...


Name: Geveda

Apearence: scroll down a little and you'll see the artwork!

 Personality in a nutshell:

- friendly

- compasionate

-loyal, but it takes time for her to become loyal to others/trust others

- weird,but in a good way

- (sometimes strange) sense of humor

- avoids harm to others when possible

-  can be somewhat socially akward

- tends to talk to much 

Long version:

Personality: freindly, but socialy akward, loyal, compasionet, weird but in a good way, its part of her charm, with a sense of humor that sometimes leaves her standing akwardly when no one gets it. She is a very loyal person, and will not switch to the opsoing team, give away information, or help them if she is on the side she knows is good. However, while she is very loyal, it takes some time to for her to trust someone, and until then is figuring out if they are a good person to trust. There are reasons, however, that will get  her to break the rules, for example, going off to free trapped and caged dragons from dragon hunters despite being told not too (thats how she met CloudStream). She hates any kind of serious harm to people, which is why her arrows (more about them later on in siggy) only freeze the targets, not hurt. She also will try to get people to aviod injuring others when possible.

^ This awesome drawing was done by Fireflash! Thank you sooo much!



^ By Alina Wildfire! Thank youuuuuu!



^ by Katarile! Thank you! Your art is awesome! =)

Main Weapon

A large bow with flightmare frost balls tipped on the end of her arrows. The balls are flightmare frost coated in some hard substance (differs depending on the purpose). When they hit something, they burst open and freeze whatever it is touching 



Dragon Art!!!



My Woolly Howl (and my favorite, don't tell the others!)



















                                                                                                                                                                            ^ Thanks so much to Arrowalker for this amazing dragon! ^^


 ^ This drawing is made by Alexadragonfire! Thank you!!! (skillz!)

Thanks SOOOO much to Rebell for making this! (also my profile pic)

An incredbile animation of CloudStream by TosiLohi! (-squeels- E-)


About CloudStream: She is protective, loyal, and compasionate. She thinks of others before herself. She never shoots to kill, only injure if needed to protect. Cloudstream rescued her rider, Geveda, when she was attemting to free dragons out of cages in a dragon hunter camp. She was rather closed up at first, but warmed up to Geveda after Geveda proved to her she was trustwothy, and they formed a close bond. She loves speed and feeling the wind in her face, and often does stunts with her rider (however she pushes the limits of how daring they are, as Geveda is more catious than CloudStream)She, liker her rider, is very loyal. Her main and first loyalty lies with Geveda. It takes time and good actions for her to trust others. She is very determind and has a strong willpower.

Weaknesses: Sometimes she doesnt listen and does something anyway if she is determind to do it, which gets them in trouble sometimes. She does not give up easily, which can be bad if there is a need to stop.



The tripple strike

 ^ This adorable and amazing dragon was made by LissaFish! Thanks!



The Night Fury

  ^ By DukinaDragon, thank you!! (congrats on ur first edit! =-)




The Fireworm Queen


 ^ Thanks so much BoomBox74! I love it!!! Amazing!  =-)




the Tripple Strike












^ This was drawn by Mystery-Venomnshift - thanks!!



















Thanks BoomBox74! She's adorable!




Dragon Screenshots

I decided to put in on a google docs instead. It was taking up to much space: 




(I am a huge potter-head)


I am proud to be  Hufflepuff!

To Understand Hufflepuffs more, read this:


My wand: 

Larch wood with a unicorn hair core, 13 ¾" and slightly yielding flexibility

My patronus: Dolphin

My Ilvermonery house: Thunderbird




My Fandoms/stuff I like

I pulled most of these pictures off google, so if i owe someone credit, and didn't know it, please PM me



HTTYD! (of course)




Everything Harry Potter, though the books are best.


I am always up for Harry Potter trivia. Hard ones are welcome. Bring it on! ;-)


Rangers Apprentice (its a book series)


























moved to a google docs:

ENJOY! =-)





CRAZINESS!! E) (you must have been boooored E)

XxSilver.NightxX's picture
Berk's Power Player
Joined: 01/12/2017
Sandy don't eat my viking

Lol, welcome in the crazy forum family




My name is Caterina and I'm Italian,

but you can call me Silver ^^


--------ABOUT ME--------


I love art,YT,video games,

technology,HTTYD and



My favourite colour is BLUE

and my favourite animals are parrots 

and dragons (wait.. dragons are animals)

Birthday on the 4 of June ^^


~ DeviantArt ~


~ YouTube ~


~ Discord server ~



^ first place in the Sunwings ^

comic contest


My Vikings <3


1° Silver and her dragon Sky


^ By BoomBox ^




Silver was born and grew up in Berk,her family hates dragons and wanted to get rid of them.

One night the young girl war out for repel the dragon who were attacking the village,at one moment while she was distracted a white night fury had gripped her and carried away from Berk.

Silver during the trip was faint and when she resumed her senses she found herself in the middle of a group of night furies on an unknown island.

The island was of volcanic origin and everywhere was scattered ash that gave a grayish color to the ground.

The girl saw that she had no way to go home and decided to live on the island she called:"The Island of the Night".

The years passed and Silver learned to know the dragons that lived on the island,but there was a very special dragon,it was the night fury that had kidnapped her...

The beautiful exemplar was the alpha that reigned on the island and seemed to want Silver to become her friend or even her knight.

And so it was,the young girl caught a strong bond of friendship with the dragon she called Sky.

Silver whit the materials on the island built a saddle and began to fly with her new friend.

Day after day their bond grew stronger and the girl decided to try to get back to Berk on the back of her dragon and convince the vikings that the dragons aren't evil as they think.

Her plan worked and Silver agree to stay at Berk with her beloved companion Sky.


Friend Code: EPKTQ2

Clan: Spirit of Valhall


2° Stark and his dragon Snips




coming soon...


Friend Code: E3D0XS

Clan: The Sunwings Voyagers

You want to join? here


3° Oceanie and her dragon Bolt




coming soon...





SilverNight's picture
Wilderness Explorer
Joined: 11/27/2017
Oh my, did I steal your user?

Oh my, did I steal your user? Oh... oops. Is there a way to change my username?

jenniemkitty's picture
Supreme Viking Champion
Joined: 06/03/2017
Nope, or at least that I know

Nope, or at least that I know of. (I would have changed mine months ago XD. )

XxSilver.NightxX's picture
Berk's Power Player
Joined: 01/12/2017
Sandy don't eat my viking

Nah don't worry, and if you want to know there is a mode to change the name, ask to an Admin (Brynjorf)

Valasari's picture
Supreme Viking Champion
Joined: 09/25/2017

     A NEW BUDDY!! WE MUST welcome you with open arms and teach you the ways of the TRULY DISTURBED!!! (anyone catch the referance?)   I am Valasari (no kidding idiot it says right there), shut up self I'm having a moment. Anyways, you can call me Vala, V, Val, whatever you want..... You will have sooo much to do here! Role plays, art requests, and sooo much more! Hope you have a smashing time!


Меня зовут вала. Я пришел из страны полуночного солнца. Моя миссия-стать актрисой. Я всегда любил животных и хочу подружиться много. У меня очень грустное и удручающее время. Надеясь, что это изменится. Я также хочу распространить Евангелие Иисуса Христа всем и всем людям!!


 Decipher this and you will get my mission in life.


Îmi place să-mi fac prieteni noi, dar sunt introvertit.



This Siggy will be stripped of its words and put back up with a COMPLETELY new look!



(if you want to know more about the real me and some funny things...scroll down)


Art Gallery

(By amazing people)


Hina by BrynneBjornsson ~TYSM~








​Before we go any further....



My name is Valasari, Viking from the Isle of Vanaheim. Home to the sick and elderly dragons who make their final pilgrimage to this sacred land. Not many Vikings have made it past the unblinking Sentinel gaurdians, who have stone-like statue appearances and have the element of surprise upon unsuspecting Vikings. They are actually blind, therefore rely on their hearing & smell. They have better hearing than most dragons because of their blindness.


Before you ask...YES I know that this is a Signature....buuut you know......





Saharii--Adult Rumblehorn

Zeena--Teen Monstrous Nightmare



Role Plays I am In:

I know...I need to get a life.


Messengers of Light


Between Two Worlds


Unsuspected Changes

The SweetWraith


The Elven''s Hope


Kalelians in Milldrany


A Fusion's Will To Live


Dragon Evolution: Rise of the Hybrids


Dragon Evolution: The Treaty


The Enhanced


The Fall of the Elementals


Dark Future 


Modern Riding








I come from the Isle of Vanaheim. So far, the Sentinels have trusted me enough to live among the poor old dragons on this sacred Island. Of course, my Dragons are with me. They had to prove that they were trustworthy, as well as loyal. I have sadly moved away from Vanheim to live in the School. My goal is to become an Ultimate Dragon Trainer and then go back to Vanaheim!! I wish to see the Sentinels again....someday, after I have achieve my goal.




I saved Saharii from a devastating situation. Dragon Hunters had caged him, but Hiccup and I rescued him just in time.

Now, Zeena, on the other talon, has a wonderful life, I am making sure of it. I wish to befriend more dragons. I hatched her from an egg and raised her. With some help from Saharii.


Join me in my quest to save dragons from scum like the Dragon Hunters and Viggo. And as far as dragons are concerned...I wouldn't trade them for anything.....Would You?






​0.The Avengers!--DUH! They are amazing!!

1. SilverWeed San--She is my favorite Youtuber!

2.Dragons!--WHO ON LOKI ISLAND doesn't LOVE dragons.

3.Horses--Beautiful animals

4.Razorwhips--my favourite dragons

5.My animals...'cause...well...just 'cause.

6.Reptiles--Who dosn't like scaly creatures?

7.Lord of the Rings--Obviously 'cause Gandolf is AWESOME and Legalos too

8.School of Dragons--Uh...I don't know what to say but I wish I could play it MORE!



​Favorite Books

Wings of Fire  Tui.T. Sutherland

Pegasus Kate O'hearn

Narnia C.S.Lewis

Shadow Horse Alison Heart

​A Horse of Her Own Annie Wedekind

Menagerie Tui T. Sutherland

Buddy H. M. Herlong

(That's not all....but all my wittle brain could think of)




Funny things


I'm NOT clumsy. It's just that the floor hates me. The tables and chairs are bullies and the Wall Gets In The WAY!!



When someone told me I was in a fantasy, I fell off my Unicorn.


Friend: Did you fall?

Me: No, I attacked the floor.

Friend: Backwards?

Me: I'm freakin' talented!!!!!

The morale of this story. Just believe the cold truth that you're a Klutz. 'Cause I sure am.


If a robber broke into our house to search for money....I would laugh and search with him.


I hate it when people text me and it says "call me". One day I am going to call someone and say "text me".


I can't dance to save my life, but when I step in dog poo, I can moondance better than Michael Jackson. =)




Dad jokes:


 Dad lookes at me....."You know hon, I couldn't find a single shoe shop today". I breathe in a sigh of relief, knowing that he won't make a bad joke. Dad: "They only sold them in pairs". I bang my head on the wall.


Dad dances around in front of the ATM machine. Me: what are you doing? Dad: Just checking my balance. Me: *walks away to the car*


Dad in the morning: You know I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went....then it dawned on me.


Dad: Yesterday I ate a was very time consuming...especially when I went back for seconds!!


Dad: What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue? Me: I don't know. Dad: You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna. Me: What about the pot of glue? Dad: I knew that you would get stuck on that! Me: OHHHHHHHHHH


Dad: Did you hear about the guy in KC who was addicted to brake fluid? Me: No..... Dad: Good news! He can stop at any time.


Dad and I were at the store and he picks up the velcro: I wouldn't buy anything with's a total rip-off.


Mom asks dad at Thanksgiving: How does the turkey smell? Dad: Through its nose, I guess. Me: I'm going to bed.


Dad after a nice hot shower: You know..... Me: Here it comes. Dad: Singing in the shower while washing your hair is all good 'till you get soap in your then it just becomes a soap opera....


That's All Folks!!

for now.....(evil laugh)




CristalWings's picture
Supreme Viking Champion
Joined: 09/16/2016

*Tuffnut!!!* I love those sayings sooo much, but I don't think the chicken is amused!!!'s a given! Everyone knows the chicken one!

DragonGirl1's picture
Dragon Master
Joined: 12/14/2016

The chicken is definitely NOT AMUSED.