Reword things so they sound alien. (Sort of a game)

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Have you ever really taken a moment to just consider how trully weird some random everyday things are?

Like....a neck.

Just...necks in general.

Or to put it bluntly, a stalk on which the control center and sensory organs of an organism sit. Said stock can twist and turn to direct the sensory organs to different stimulous. However the location of the control center means this stalk is also a weak point. Cutting it means the d.eath of the entire organism in most cases.




"Here's this thing that came out of an animal's rear end. Let's eat it. No...don't worry. This one has no baby inside. ...It's just that bird's time of the month and the results are tasty."




Mammels; "We have these weird sort of sweat glands that make food for our babys. ...And sometimes some other creatures will take it and eat it instead for some reason. Sometimes they even let it rot BEFORE eatting it."




Flat claws that are basically useless exept in a few very spesific situations. Oh and they still hurt when they break.




Keratin filliments sprout from this creature's body like trees growing out of soil. Oh and...they have scales. Teeny tiny scales that catch oil.




Making a second skin out of something else's skin because your own skin is not that great. Or maybe you needed a covering for a chair or something. I dunno.




This thing builds its body mostly out of carbon it pulled from the air. In some ways....IT'S MADE OF AIR. Also everything else is going to steal the sunlight power from this because they don't have what it's got.




Bumbles the candy loving Lazersight Vesperwing who likes to stalk me for my food.

Adopted from goldenfury360 who made the species.

Lineart done by NightmareRebuff




 Flint the over curious gluespit.

Adopted from chameishida.


Chelsy, the least frightening indominus rex there ever was. Color shifting joke charicter extrodinare. Art by TosiLohi.

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Wiggles the whispering d.eath ate my subject

There are TWO bones in your wrist. And they twist around each other to let your wrist turn.


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Because the ground is a hard, cold, unforgiving surface, we have engineered a solution. We will take wood- a hard, cold, unforgiving surface, and construct a Circular Board fastened to three wooden poles to sit on instead.


Sometimes the wooden poles are uneven, and made unsteady in this tri-pod configuration? We will add a FOURTH POLE! Now it is a wooden animal to sit upon.


..But now, being suspended off the ground, one can fall off? We will build a People-Catcher and affix it to one side to lean on!


...But wood is uncomfortable? We will cover the wood in plant or animal fibers, pulled together to make filaments and dyed to color with ground-up organic matter!

...Still uncomfortable? We will add DIFFERENT plant or animal fibers for padding! And More of them!

......You want to sit with a friend? We will make it longer!

.......Still uncomfortable??? ...I suppose we will make it lower to the ground, and filled with even more padding... And we will construct cubes on either end to rest Extraneous Appendages upon!

...........You do not like the legs, even when they are shortened?? ..I suppose we can remove them entirely.

.................You do not even like the framework the padding and filaments are pulled over?? But that gives it its shape!!! ...I guess.. we can put.... the Padding Pouches by themselves onto the ground. There. Is that satisfactory??

..........................What.. What is THAT...  You... you have made a cube. Just a cube. On the ground. But it does not have a people-catcher on the back?? It has no legs??? It is just a wooden cube???? But.. it is a chair in YOUR eyes?

.............................. Now what are you doing. ..That is a ROCK... That is not EVEN a chair! At least place a Padding Pouch onto the rock so it is at least somewhat chair-adjacent!

.........................................GAH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING SITTING ON THE GROUND AGAIN?!? We have so many sitting utensils to choose from yet you STILL are sitting on the ground?!?!?

....We give up. You cannot make up your minds. A chair can be anything to you, apparently. ...Yet you insist on keeping EVERY version of a chair imaginable.... because you cannot make up your minds on what a chair should be.


Stop Boulder Class shaming!



Welcome to my signature.

Here's some stuff 'bout me.

I am a girl.

I'm a Christian.

I like the color Blue/teal.

My favorite dragon class is Boulder Class.

 my main dragon(s) are a Screaming Death named Odin, and a Skrill named Jayfeather.

I love Doctor Who, Avatar the Last Airbender, Chuck, Psych, Harry Potter, Pokemon, G.I. Joe, and other nerd-y things.

My favorite Httyd dragons whose names start with the letter s are Screaming Deaths, Shivertooths, Skrills, Scauldrons, Smothering Smokebreaths, Snafflefangs, Shovelhelms, Sword Stealers, Snifflehunches (+Sneezelhunches) and Seashockers! (that's alot!)

And I am usually friendly :D (I mean, I try, at least.)

In-game name is: IIicedragonII (No, not lice dragon. Those are capital i's not l's. And you simply pronounce it as "Ice dragon" x'D)

Friend code: hmm.. P.M. me if you want it. Can't take any chances o3o

And I'm a proud member of The Phantom Lords! (ROAAAAAAAAR!)

I'll probably post some bios about my dragons, but I'm too lazy to do it right now if ever.


My main viking OC, Eira Glacier, reading a book on top of her main dragon, Odin, by... oh hey, it's by me!

Lovely screenshot I got of my viking and Odin staring at the moon ^w^

Epic picture of Odin done by WutendBonfire!



Cobra, my grapple grounder, by.. me!


Picture of Roach the young Shellfire by me!

Awesome edit of Roach the young Shellfire by Midnight2558!

Rime, my ever-vigiliant companion discovered by Wolf and Star & depicted by DyliehIdol1214!


Picture of Spottedleaf by Tyrannosaur66!

Unglück, the disaster child Titanwing Light Fury by ZestyDragonWing!


Picture of Mage by FlamingHusky!


Amazing edit of Armakillo done by Siren-Spirit!


Great edit of Ignis my Monstrous Nightmare done by Frytha!


Corliss, the Big Bad Boophis by the ever-so-talented Varku!

Ankle-Biter, my Wocky Jabberjaw, by the skillful Chameishida!


The Acidic ScuttleSting! Idea by me and this amazing picture by NightmareRebuff!

Blight the nightfury/razorwhip hybrid adopted from Tyrannosaur66!


Picture of Graveyard discovering a new friend after waking up from a nap by Celestial Dragon!


Trenton, the mega-rad, uber tubular Whispering Death/Thunderpede hybrid, by.. me :'D

Trenton as an Animal Crossing villager, by the ever-astounding Zestydragonwing!


Glorious picture of Trenton by the talented TosiLohi!

Chaz, Trenton's 'little' brother.. (Beautifully generated by Chameishida!)


Terence, the Speed Stinger/Gronckle hybrid done by... myself.

Wilbur, the adorably goofy Abomibumble gift I got from my friend ApertureNightfury12345!





Proud Winner (by default.. lol) of the September/October Dragon Design Contest! (Hosted by ZestyDragonWing)


Fun fact: Guzzlord is my favorite pokemon <3 (drawn by me, you can tell because it's drawn so small :'D)

Lil' short:

Jayfeather: C'mon friend, this thing won't hurt anyone!

Odin: I do not have time to mess around with strange objects.

Jayfeather: Look, just hold still.

-Seawings makes sure to not be in the shot of the camera-


Jayfeather: Aha! Got it. Ahh fish paste, my wing was in it..

Odin: Hand that over this minute! I... want to see if you got my good side..

Jayfeather: HA!

Seawings: G-guys lets just bring this thing to Ice, o-okay?




-Jayfeather flew off chuckling-

-Odin roared after him-

-Seawings whimpers and decides to follow-

(Funny picture of Odin and Jayfeather by Wutend Bonfire!)












Ha! Got ya >:D

(awesome gif of Odin by Peymae!)

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A flat cuboid that emits light from one surface, producing text and images for humans to interact with using their fingers. Sometimes it produces human voices as well, and humans are able to communicate with one another by sending their voices from one cuboid to another. Most of these have electronic eyes attached to the front and back.


Soccer Balls:

A spherical object, filled with air, that humans inflict heavy blows upon with their legs in order to send it flying through the air to another human and eventually a net belonging to their specific collective group. They seem to derive excitement and joy from doing this, and this activity is often done in worldwide tournaments. Curious. 




Viking art done by Lieutenant WiFi! <3



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Wiggles the whispering d.eath ate my subject

Inspired by Icee's much longer and pretty hysterical post.

The same thing. Chairs.



Hominid docking station.


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Cat. A vicious carnivore that


A vicious carnivore that litterally plays with its prey. But it's tiny compared to the human so humans bring these things into their dens and treat them as if they were their own young.

The cats naturally are quite fond of the free food and seem to gain some nostolga from the conveniently same size ratio to an adult cat as a mom cat is to a kitten creature.




Messed up mutated wolves that probubly began as a funky couple wolves that were adopted for sympathy reasons, morphed into work animals capable of helping humans in hunts, and then became almost unrecognizable as their ancestors once again. Some will still howl if prompted though. An also weird thing wolves did to communicate.

They have unusually flexible genes for some reason and humans litterally play with this through breeding similiar weird ones together resulting in extremes that should not be the same species anymore but somehow still are.

The dogs themselves....for some reason do not seem to mind. Even though it can result in problums for some spesific results.



Pets in general.

For some inexplicible reason humans....will almost impulsivly try to rear the most random of other species, sometimes resorting to k.idnapping of another creature's young.

It probubly began with the dogs and cats mentioned earlyer but now it has expanded to even things like reptiles and invertibrates who....really probubly do not know what this weird mammel is up to food so don't care.




Humans have a complicated relationship with these. And some of the trouble lies in the fact that rats have exactly the same survival stratigy as humans and therefore compete for the same food. Humans also happen to be highly territorial despite the earlyer mentioned traits and don't take kindly to other creatures that come into their dens unnanounced.

....Sometimes some of them STILL manage to have rats as pets but very spesificly from genetic lines they call "fancey rats". Outwardly the only difference appears to be color but there HAS evedently been some domestication in these lines.....for expirimentation due to humans figuring out that there were similiaritys between them and rats that could be useful when they didn't want to sacrifice themselves to their curiosity. You would never know those dark roots by the way pet rat keepers handle theirs though.




They're solitary. They eat their own babys if stressed. Some of the dwarf lines are genetically predisposed to bite due to bad b.reeding.....and somehow humans still prefer them over rodents that are less trouble. 




The h.ard remains of an animal that sometimes happen to retain color or shapes that catch human eyes. So humans collect them....for no use whatso ever exept to look at them. This has actually become a problum in some places. Particularly those where hermit crabs frequent.




Is this...related to the pet thing or is this a decoration that needs matienence? At this point I'm not sure.




Flying metal. Because *insert rude gesture of your choice here* the rules.




Airplane and firework lovechild with a little of uncle submarine thrown in.




An object that is litterally made to explode for the sake of watching it do so. Some of them even have advanced tek in them nowadays to control spesific parts of the explosion.




They fill a variety of rolls in nature but they are all treated like the great white. ....Which is encredibly dangerous but somehow STILL a victem because humans exaggerate that thing too....somehow. Plenty dangerous enough to be scary without exaggeration....and they still do anyway.

To quote Hiccup and Stoick. "They've k.illed hundreds of us!" "And we've k.illed THOUSANDS of them."




When humans get bored of one, they just change its shape and somehow its different.



Bats. Most species of these things do litterally nothing to humans unless directly harrassed. ...And for some reason Humans are terrified of them anyway.



Leaches, Mosquetos and Ticks.

Were so into the b.lood of other creatures that they made a good chunk of their body JUST A BAG to fill with it. In some cases...they are almost ALL bag. They have mouthparts made to make being caught by the highly sensitive skin sensors of their prey less likely and all of this to go after creatures hundreds of times bigger then them.

Are they stranger then the true parasites that full on live INSIDE said creatures while said creature's defense mechanisms constantly try to evict them?

I do not know. But I do think it seems like a shocking amount of trouble compared to the creatures that simply pick on things that are smaller then them.



Solar pannel.

Robot leaf.



Corn based fuel.

Bleh! This b.reed tastes terrible! Let's feed it to the car instead. It's got no taste buds.



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Here for your daily dose of trauma

Sun: vital celestial object whose existence provides life to the planet known as Earth. But at the same time, it is the same object who'll probably mean the demise of an entire civilization since the end of its lifespan consists of a colossal explosion which will annihilate any object within its path by sending waves upon waves of scorching fire.


Gravity: [Not to be confused by: Gravity, Movie (disambiguation)] traversible but intangible force controlling the placing of all living and non-living figures in Earth. May vary between planets' categorization and overall atmospheric pressure. In Earth, it can also mean tragedy as it's the driving force behind objects falling (e.g., a cuboidal object known as "smartphone" falling to its demise on the concrete floor, and its glass encasing shattering even though the distance was less than a fingernail's length), and the pull of the Moon on transparent liquid. The last could mean "calm waters" or can cause the devastation of entire civilizations.



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Life is a bowl of soup and I am a fork

Sleeping: So you set aside like 33.333% of your day to hallucinate. You wear special hallucination clothing. You lie on special hallucination surfaces. You adjust the light to whatever is desired for your hallucination. AND some people even purchase small solid menacing looking objects, which when ingested, helps them hallucinate easier and quicker.

Hairbrushes: perished plastic porcupines you rake through the delicate hair on your scalp




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Love this thread!

Cardboard boxes: (Usually) two plates of highly-compressed fibers affixed, one on each side, to a sinusoid of the same construction via a substance developed exclusively to make things sticky enough to strongly hold to each other, sliced very specifically so that by compromizing the structural integrity of certain lines, it may be forced to take and hold the form of a cuboid when reinforced by various means, most frequently strips of a substance simultaneously designed to securely hold things in place and to not hold with complete security, although other means, such as sharpened, narrow strips of metal bent to resemble upside-down U's may be used for this.


Proverbs 25:11

A word fitly spoken is like apples of gold in pictures of silver.


Proverbs 15:1

A soft answer turneth away wrath: but grievous words stir up anger.




What is a friend?A single soul...Dwelling in two bodies.

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Wiggles the whispering d.eath ate my subject


Armor for something that could grow walking armor on its own but not as well.







A wide assortment of amusement park rides.

A fear inducing torture device....that is used for recreation rather then punishment because apparently humans like being freaked out to the point where all their survival instincts are ringing alarm bells....but only in spesific situations.



Haunted house.

Litterally paying people to scare you.



A tree house.

Makeing a tree hold parts of another d.ead tree for humans to play on.




Lying for the entertainment of others. But they mutually understand it's a lie...they are just reading or watching to see what you come up with. Sometimes humans even make fugurines of these people and creatures that do not exist so their young can entertain each other with their own lies based on their favorite other lies.


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Cars. Objects made of different types of metals, plastics, rubber, and cloth to carry you around in, from point A to point B.

They also are some peoples' obsessions, and they sometimes waste a ton of paper, or pieces of plastic to insert into boxes, on these giant pieces of metal, when in reality, most of the time, they eventually sell the box of metal, plastic, rubber and carpet, with weird round disks known as rims, along with lots of decals, and sometimes even more power than they were brand new.

Some even come with open boxes, where you can carry your heaviest or stuff too big for a regular sized box of metal.


Manual Transmissions. You are in an enclosed space, and are having to press a pedal at certain times on a gauge that tracks rotations per minute that the vroomy-go-thing (known as engine) gives.

At two RPM, you have to release the "faster" pedal and press the "engine pause" pedal, and grab this stick next to you, and pull it from its position, and move it to another position, either upper right, lower right, or upper left, or lower left. 
Though when you start it, you should always have the stick sitting in the center, so that you don't accidentally crash the giant piece of metal.



You spin your legs in circles on pipes and gears, and it makes you go. 


Books. Someone's imagination typed into a modified flat d.ead tree. 
Lots of people love getting modified d.ead trees. (Me included.)



Resin things made in various shapes of horses, made for kids and adults alike.

Some made to look like they are old horses, but really, won't be old for many years, while some look young, and will grow old, but still be foals, no matter how many years pass by.



These cute little usually fluffy bugs that collect your allergies and spit it out, and it actually tastes good. 
Like, someone decided "Hey, let's eat this sticky spit from dangerous bugs that have st.ab-st.abs that could make you very sick!"



Paper and small bits of metal that you trade for stuff that is either useful, or useless.



Hope I sounded blunt enough with stuff, haha!




(Words of wisdom by Trainsanddragons!)



Hello. I'm Rosemeralda!



Starlight and Esmé, my Signature Guardians!

They may not be dragons, but you don't want to mess with them! 

Both designed by me!



In game:

My name is Rosemeralda.

My bestie is Jadeebug13!

I have probably seventy-ish dragons, including all three Night Lights.

Dart is my favorite Night Light.

I love all of the dragons, but my top favorites are: Sand Wraiths (My first dragon, named BlackBird), Stormcutters (Looks like my cat), Night Fury, Light Fury, Night Lights, Triple Stykes, Deathsongs, and Skrills.

Proud leader of the clan Copycat Hiccup! 
(Clan is closed off from requests, sorry.)

I mostly am seen with either a Night Light adult, purple Fireworm Queen (named Purple Magic), Deathsong, Hambanger, Triple Stryke, Stormcutter or Stormcutter Titan.

I ride whichever dragon I want to be on, at the moment.



Proud Leader of Copycat Hiccup!



I am fully against cyber bullying!

No one should be treated bad, no matter who they are! 
I am a victim of multiple cyber bullying.

Know that I am here for you, if you are a victim of cyberbullying, and you are strong!



More about me: I love cars! They are my most favorite thing on the planet! Especially the E36 318i!
I own a 318i with a manual transmission! (#savethemanuals)
My favorite car company would be MINI, and BMW second. Though I love E36s more than anything!


Probably out cleaning a car when you are reading this. 

I prefer car cleaning over almost everything.

I also have Build-A-Bear Light Fury and Toothless.



I'm on PixilArt (send me a message if you're on there and want to follow me!).




Model car collector!

List of my top favorite model cars, modded and stock:


Stormie, my first MINI


Scaremeralda, my 1/18 Scale E36


Snow Scaremeralda, my white 1/18 Scale E36

Smally Wally, my Dodge Ram 1500


Ferdiand, the Porsche Off-road sports car



Ferdinand, my Porsche I bought at a thrift store, that had no front bumper or engine cover in the back, so I made a front bumper that looks like a welded off-roading bumper, and made bars over the engine. And he has a sweet paint job all over!



I have even more cars, but it would make my signature way too long.




Breyer horse collector!


I have a mix of vintage and newer models.




My hand painted Tennessee Walking horse, named Eclipse!




Music lover!


Favorite bands:






Steely Dan 


Imagine Dragons


Led Zeppelin 




Proud Owner of Esmeralda, the Little Bimmer!

Old BMW 318i Classic with a 5 Speed manual! 
Hoping to convert her into an EV! 
Esmé is on Instagram, known as @esmeralda_the_little_bimmer Please don't get on just to message me on Esmé's account though. I probably won't respond on there. (Happened before, so just letting it be known.)


Things I need to fix on Esmé:

Too many! XD


This is the car that I fell in love with as a little girl, and have dreamed of owning my whole life, until the wonderful day I got her as my first car!

And those that know me, know that I talk about Esmé probably more than I talk about myself!

This is the car that has helped me through tough times, and had shared joys and adventures with me!

Favorite thing about Esmé? She's a manual transmission, and Boston Green!


Least favorite thing about Esmé? Nothing! (Except when she breaks a semi-important part...)


Weirdest thing found in Esmé? Plenty! But Wasp nest in the door jam has me head scratching.


What's it like owning an old BMW? Fun! Obviously!


Are there any downsides to owning Esmé? My empty wallet is the answer...


Do you love Esmé more than people? I spend more time with her, but that's because I'm a weirdo with not many friends, but I don't really care, she's like a second part of me! 




Three best friends! 





Favorite cars on CPM:






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Icee Glacier
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"Hey, let's eat this sticky spit from dangerous bugs that have st.ab-st.abs that could make you very sick!"

x'DDDD this bit in particular amused me greatly.. all of it's great though x)

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Haha, thanks! I just realized

Haha, thanks! I just realized I meant the part that could make you sick, was the dangerous bugs, not the sticky spit! XD 


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Wiggles the whispering d.eath ate my subject


Food you eat after you eat your food.'s not actually great fuel. In fact it's usually quite bad for you if you were to eat it all the time. But you still insist on eatting it anyway because the chemical reseptors in your mouth like it or something.


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Dessert is, in fact, so EXTREMELY unhealthy for the human body, that it MUST be eaten AFTER eating actually good fuel food so that the human body does not have as severe of an adverse reaction to it than it would have from just eating dessert on an empty stomach. Eating dessert on an empty stomach may result in the human becoming hungrier earlier and acquiring a concerning, but not lethal, body response known as a 'headache'.

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Springtrap ate my subject...

Henry VIII:

The second monarch of a "Tudor" Dynasty. Had a pecululiar talent for losing large amounts of metal disks and crashing into other people... on a four-legged animal... in a metal exoskeleton... with a long pointy object made from a tree... at speeds of 40 miles per hour. Liked propelling people with talent and a good work ethic to the same status as other people of "Noble Blood." Had a volatile temper and little tolerance for disloyalty to him. Has not been seen in person since 1547. Was drawn and painted multiple times by Hans Holbein. Had six queens over the course of his life. Appears onstage as a vaccum cleaner in the West End Productions of Six.



A number which is one more than the number of fingers on a single human hand. Also a musical based on Henry VIIIs queens, set to tour the United States of America for only the secont time around Dreadfall 2022.


Find me in Ridleybank!

My zombies name: Lena "Tracer" Oxton

Currently considering joining the Ridleybank Resistance Front

Alternates: None (nor do I have any plans to make any!)


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Pixel Dragon collection by Chameishilda (There may be a  few duplicates...)



Champion Frostshard- a Laxing Blizzardon by Chameishilda


Funtime Springtrap- as made by ZestyDragonWing

A Nightfury-Boneknapper Hybrid by Just_Visiting


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"Sometimes you just have to punch your way through!"- Captain Katherine Janeway (Star Trek: Voyager)

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Makkapitew sniped my subject!

There are organisms that produce a specalized chemical, and keep it isolated from the rest of their bodies. When required, they can themselves automatically via specialized organs (much of the time, it is completely unintentional) to temporarily eliminate most weaknesses and unlock a hidden full potential of physical and mental acuity.
Normally, a highly complex control center prevents them from reaching their true potential, because at 100%, lies the capability to rip the organism apart and shatter structural support. With this incredible chemical, the user won't even realize it's been dealt a grevious injury, either of their own actions or the external enviornmental circumstances. Of course, the chemical will wear off within minutes of the stimuli's absence, but while it's active, a super being is made. Sometimes within a controlled setting, these organisms even intentionally stimulate that automatic release just because they like the feeling their body responding to it.
The organisms? Us, and the vast majority of animals
Translation: Adrenaline. By default, your brain doesn't let you go to your maximum strength because it would rip your muscles and could even shatter bones. When in a life or de.ath situation though, large amounts of adrnaline are released, which "turn off" this limitation to increase the odds of survival. It's also an incredible anesthetic, which is why accident victims may say they feel fine or even try to leave after a serious injury; or in smaller cases, you may fall and not even realize you skinned your knee until you look down or feel something wet on your leg. The brain also constantly discards unhelpful information depending on the situation. When under severe threat, it quickly processes and retains everything it can, to avoid losing vital information in the given situation. This is why those who've been in accidents describe it as "happening in slow motion"
Bodies are cool


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Animals, Soda, and Household junk, oh my!

Calendars: A chart that is made of lines and numbers, sometimes has useless (or useful occassionally, shocking i know) dates with weird highlight colors to mark it T-T. 


Closets: A useless part of a house for throwing your junk into. Got a ripped up teddy bear? Just toss it in, and let the void of the useless inside room lose it for you where you'll never find it again. Like a black hole in the shape of a useless little room. 


Penguins: (Please note on this one: I love Penguins, so dont take anything i say on this seriously). Flightless birds with their only good feature of being cute and adorable. I mean, its a bird, so why cant it fly?


Lions: (Again, please note: I love Lions, so dont take anything i say seriously on this). Just a big cat, nothing more. The males get the excuse to have a bad hair day every day, but the females are just a big wild (not domestic) kitty cat that has sharp fangs that can pierce your skull!




Soda: Why do we drink this? It's basically fizzy water with a little flavoring and a TON of sugar (unless its a diet, then no sugar, but why call it a diet though?). Might as well get some water from the lake and make fizzy water out of it and put some flavored syrup in there. 


(This is seriously just an excuse for me to rant lol)



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Name: JadeeBug13 (yes its the same on the game, deal with it), but i prefer to be called Jadee.

Rank: 1.5 Platnium stars (On my way to 2 stars!)

Clan: Elder of The Nightlight Racers

Closest Friend: Rosemeralda  Norbutt Norston and SageSalin

Friend Code: G47G4C

I've been in the forum for about a year now, and about 2 years in SOD!

Favorite Dragon: Pouncer the Night Light and Ruffrunner the Night Light (currently have both in adult form)

Dragon Count: I've got 47 dragons currently.

Trophie Count: 3760 (and still going up thanks to racing)

Favorite Event: Snoggletog!!!!



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Art Column


What I'm doing in the arts community:


Doing my very first GIF edits

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♦Doing Edits on other things as well

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Warrior Cat Character Creations

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My brand-new Signiture Protector, Salamandar the Slobber Smelter!  Art credit goes to chameishida

Salamandar may be small, but he is mighty, so dont get on his bad side!

Funny gif I made from an The Owl House scene


Adopted Nightlight, SnowBlaze        Credit goes to DyliehIdol1214


My adopted Light Fury, Moondrop  Credit goes to Kailuadragons



                                                                                    Banner for my Racing buddy, Pouncer

                                                                                      Credit goes to Toraphire


           Banner by Shadowtigerkat                                                                    

Adopted Golden Night Fury Skin that i named GoldenEclipse    Credit goes to Chameishida

Night Fury Family pixels      Credit goes to Chameishida

A Fury Hybrid I took a liking to from Chameishida's Book of Fan Hybrids and Varients called the Whitesand



Venus the LeafWing and her leapord, Spotswat  and Seahorse the SeaWing   edited by me from standard blank Wings of Fire dragonet sheets


Happy Summarhildr!