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someone at school last year spun a fidget spinner and yelled..

"FLY FIDGET SPINNER, FLY!" and threw it at what i guessed was his friend's head.

anyway that was near the last day of school.

also on the final day someone pulled the fire alarm.

 

im so tired. please spare me.

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~we go where no one goes~

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a bit about me

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join date: September 21, 2016

3 years after it came out on July 17, 2013

favorite dragon: stormcutter

hobbies: drawing, reading, and writing. 

favorite game(s) i have: "splatoon 2" and "the last guardian"

prized possesions: wooden mannikin, nintendo switch, trico statue

favorite musical artists: jonsi, fall out boy, jon bellion, porter robinson, maedon

favorite book series: wings of fire

favorite book from such series: book 8

dragon i have most of: stormcutter, planning to get a second one on my main viking.

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weird or personal stuff about me that im fine sharing

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im 15 currently, birthday is on april 3

i have monovision, a condition in your eyes that has one eye near and other far sighted. i can't see 3d movies, plus i dont wanna see red and blue through the entire thing. 

i have an actual raccoon skull i picked up from a field. dont worry, my friend helped me bleach it

i collect feathers and marbles

ive been drawing for 8 years. i started in 2010.

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DRAGONS

(Green star signifies a favorite dragon, which I call Dragons of Honor.)

(A flag next to them means that they are wild and like to visit. [in story terms])

Male

Female

None

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Cloud - Deadly Nadder

Wasp - Speed Stinger

Flower/Feathersky lost account so had to rename - Woolly Howl

Glider - Titan Woolly Howl

Paralyze - Shockjaw

Nation - Stormcutter

Icicle - Snow Wraith

Airborne - Grapple Grounder

Bonlie - Boneknapper

Fang - Monstrous Nightmare

Needle - Whispering Death

Zues & Andrew - Hideous Zippleback

King - Timberjack

Nightsong - Slithersong

Coaster - Skrill

Armor - Razorwhip

Queen - Typhoomerang and a huge jerk

Serphant - Tide Glider

Wonder - Sandwraith

Camo - Changewing

Agaiga - ArmorWing

Tune - Thunderdrum

Unit - Eruptodon

Patches - ScuttleClaw

TOTAL: 24 dragons! (main viking)

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OTHER VIKING

Sticks - Deadly Nadder

Drain - Shockjaw

Animal - Stormcutter

Parade - Flame Whipper

Maw - Boneknapper

Ceu - Stormcutter 

Slither - Triple Stryke 

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TOTAL: 7 dragons! (2nd viking)

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Art dump here (imgur)

Edit dump here (imgur)

GIF DUMP BELOW

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some gifs i enjoy looking at.

 

     

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i guess thats it go home now.

 

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Joined: 09/25/2017
...............

​*snickers to try and contain laughter* *fails miserably*

​Life...am I right?

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WARNING:

This Siggy will be stripped of its words and put back up with a COMPLETELY new look!

 

  HELLO, FELLOW DRAGON TRAINERS.

(if you want to know more about the real me and some funny things...scroll down)

Check out my instaram!! 

yoojung_studio (professional Instagram)

Art Gallery

(By amazing people)

 

(BY THE AWESOME dogloven)

 

Hina by BrynneBjornsson ~TYSM~

 

 

 

 

 

  Eurus by the amazingly talented, RedHoodJason (THANK YOU SO MUCH!)

 

Eurus by the Amazing *trumpet sounds* TosiLohi!!!

 

​Before we go any further....

I AM A PROUD ELDER IN THE CRAZY CLUB!!!! I'LL SAY IT LOUD AND I'LL SAY IT PROUD!!

 

My name is Valasari, Viking from the Isle of Vanaheim. Home to the sick and elderly dragons who make their final pilgrimage to this sacred land. Not many Vikings have made it past the unblinking Sentinel gaurdians, who have stone-like statue appearances and have the element of surprise upon unsuspecting Vikings. They are actually blind, therefore rely on their hearing & smell. They have better hearing than most dragons because of their blindness.

 

Before you ask...YES I know that this is a Signature....buuut you know......

 

 

  MY DRAGONS

 

Saharii--Adult Rumblehorn

Zeena--Teen Monstrous Nightmare

 

 

Role Plays I am In:

I know...I need to get a life.

 

Messengers of Light

 

Between Two Worlds

 

Unsuspected Changes
 

The SweetWraith

 

The Elven''s Hope

 

Kalelians in Milldrany

 

A Fusion's Will To Live

 

Dragon Evolution: Rise of the Hybrids

 

Dragon Evolution: The Treaty

 

The Enhanced

 

The Fall of the Elementals

 

Dark Future 

 

Modern Riding

 

Captured

 

 

 

   ABOUT ME

 

I come from the Isle of Vanaheim. So far, the Sentinels have trusted me enough to live among the poor old dragons on this sacred Island. Of course, my Dragons are with me. They had to prove that they were trustworthy, as well as loyal. I have sadly moved away from Vanheim to live in the School. My goal is to become an Ultimate Dragon Trainer and then go back to Vanaheim!! I wish to see the Sentinels again....someday, after I have achieve my goal.

 

   ABOUT MY DRAGONS

 

I saved Saharii from a devastating situation. Dragon Hunters had caged him, but Hiccup and I rescued him just in time.

Now, Zeena, on the other talon, has a wonderful life, I am making sure of it. I wish to befriend more dragons. I hatched her from an egg and raised her. With some help from Saharii.

 

Join me in my quest to save dragons from scum. And as far as dragons are concerned...I wouldn't trade them for anything.....Would You?

 

Random Note: I'm Dati, btw. I'm in my teens and I'm a weirdo. XD

 

   THINGS I LOVE!

 

1. K-POP! (I'm training to become an idol)

2.Dragons!--WHO ON LOKI ISLAND doesn't LOVE dragons.

3.Horses--Beautiful animals

4.Razorwhips--my favourite dragons

5.My animals...'cause...well...just 'cause.

6.Reptiles--Who dosn't like scaly creatures?

7.Lord of the Rings--Obviously 'cause Gandolf is AWESOME and Legalos too

8.School of Dragons--Uh...I don't know what to say but I wish I could play it MORE!

 

 

​Favorite Books

Wings of Fire  Tui.T. Sutherland

Pegasus Kate O'hearn

Narnia C.S.Lewis

Shadow Horse Alison Heart

​A Horse of Her Own Annie Wedekind

Menagerie Tui T. Sutherland

Buddy H. M. Herlong

(That's not all....but all my wittle brain could think of)

 

 

 

Funny things

 

I'm NOT clumsy. It's just that the floor hates me. The tables and chairs are bullies and the Wall Gets In The WAY!!

 

 

When someone told me I was in a fantasy, I fell off my Unicorn.

 

Friend: Did you fall?

Me: No, I attacked the floor.

Friend: Backwards?

Me: I'm freakin' talented!!!!!

The morale of this story. Just believe the cold truth that you're a Klutz. 'Cause I sure am.

 

If a robber broke into our house to search for money....I would laugh and search with him.

 

I hate it when people text me and it says "call me". One day, I am going to call someone and say "text me".

 

I can't dance to save my life, but when I step in dog poo, I can moondance better than Michael Jackson. =)

 

 

 

Dad jokes:

 

 Dad lookes at me....."You know hon, I couldn't find a single shoe shop today". I breathe in a sigh of relief, knowing that he won't make a bad joke. Dad: "They only sold them in pairs". I bang my head on the wall.

 

Dad dances around in front of the ATM machine. Me: what are you doing? Dad: Just checking my balance. Me: *walks away to the car*

 

Dad in the morning: You know I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went....then it dawned on me.

 

Dad: Yesterday I ate a clock..it was very time consuming...especially when I went back for seconds!!

 

Dad: What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue? Me: I don't know. Dad: You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna. Me: What about the pot of glue? Dad: I knew that you would get stuck on that! Me: OHHHHHHHHHH

 

Dad: Did you hear about the guy in KC who was addicted to brake fluid? Me: No..... Dad: Good news! He can stop at any time.

 

Dad and I were at the store and he picks up the velcro: I wouldn't buy anything with velcro....it's a total rip-off.

 

Mom asks dad at Thanksgiving: How does the turkey smell? Dad: Through its nose, I guess. Me: I'm going to bed.

 

Dad after a nice hot shower: You know..... Me: Here it comes. Dad: Singing in the shower while washing your hair is all good 'till you get soap in your mouth.....it then it just becomes a soap opera....

 

That's All Folks!!

for now.....(evil laugh)