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Exactly how to sounds!
(Choke laugh)

Go hog wild guys!!

(Random Blue down there...)

My personal joke!

NU WHIPPIN' CREAM FOR UUUUUUU!

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Halt! If you as much touch this siggy's art..

MEET MY SIGGY GUARDIAN!

BlueClaw will destroy you in her talons!

 

Thanks so much Flitt for my new buddy!

 

MY SIGGY

Screeeeech

 

 

 

I like a lot of things!

I'm a huuuuuuggeee fan of Jurassic World

and the new HTTYD3!

Lock me outside? Of course! Do it! You will find a fire and a makeshift tent the next day.

i love riddles!

Give me a small mud puddle and I will just entertain myself!

i’m an outdoor kinda girl!

i guess I’m a bit of a pyromaniac...

 

 

What i dislike...?

Not much bu- BLUE! DON’T EAT THAT! DROP IT!

One second.. I gotta grab that..

 

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Okay! I got it. 

I personally hate it when my RAPTORS *Glare* chew stuff up!

Hackers. Who like ‘em? They IRRATTE me!

People who nag me constantly! 

Also when people decide to debate me.

Evolution. *Gag* 

 

 

My Dragons!

 

Flamming fire - Monstrous Nightmare

Flurry -Gronkcicle

Crash Bandicoot - Erupton (My great protector.)

Phantom - Whispering death

Elemental Phaser - Glitched Whispering Death

Hydra - Scauldron

BonnieZ - Monsterious Nightmare

Mineral - Gronkle

Sharpshot - Deadly Nadder

GlitchedH - Scauldron

AcidStriker - Sliqufier

Annddd.... There may be more...

 

 

time for..... *drum roll* 

ART..

 

Just kidding! I can’t wait!

 

My amazing Poison-Dart-Fury by The always amazing: Lilystark!

My Giarogia! By ImDerpySheylaYT!!

 

 

I am a proud elder of my clan: Writers Of the Firey quill!

In-game friend code: PM me please...

In-game name: ScornerStrike.

Battle cry: FOR THE WRITERS

Battle cry 2: FOR NARNIA/REDWALL!!!

 

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Hiya, Mello!

Some funnies for RAPTORS TO ENJOY!!

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Err.. Back up? ... RAWK!

 

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Back UP, Steve-O!

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Nobody.. Move... a muscle...

A quick reminder that Steve Irwin once chased and caught an emu ...

How does a human catch a speeding emu? answer: get Steve to chase it down XD

Credit to: Hookless. XD

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*cracks knuckles* I was born for this...

AHEM!

My personal joke...

I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR DARN TRAINS! JUST LET ME THROUGH!

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Sooo, first things first. When I made this account I choose hookless as my username because hookfang and toothless were my two favorites out of the gang's dragons, and I combined their names. I just want to clear that up so people don't take it the wrong way. :)

Siggy header made by awesome AndreaEaston! Thankies :D

Original pictue of Final Inferno by my buddy Flitt. Thanks so much!! :D

His flames will consume your soul and scorch you alive if you dare touch the art in this siggy.

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A cool present from my friend Bluetheraptor. Thanks pal! :D

Permanent WIP: Beware falling gifs and memes (in the meantime, plese enjoy these screaming birbs 8D)

Birb GIFs | Tenor

 

Table of Contents: (no longer relevant cuz half the siggy got deleted... :\  *glares at Thanos*)

Info about me that you can live without XD

Art (currently undergoing revamp)

Links and stuff (RPs, art threads,etc)

My Fandoms

Random jokes and stuff (mostly memes...also undergoing revamp)

IMPORTANT: Dictionary of made up weerrrrrrddddddzzzzz XD

If you're an MCU fan...don't go to the end of the siggy XD Feels await you xD

 

Before you go further: I'M A SUPREME VIKING CHAMPION!! RESPECT MAH AUTHORITY!! XD

Toothless the Nightfury

 

Names you can call me

Potato, Chip, Hookless, or Hookie     (I'm girl fyi xD)

I have certain nicknames that only my friends can use. These include: Bolt, Bacon, and Your Highny. No one but my closest friends can use these.

Stuff about Me regarding the forums

I watch the forums like a hawk...  ·_·

may make an art request thread in the future...

I use lots of exclamation points and capital letters.

Sometimes gets unnecessarily hyped about different, new things (hence the capital letters)

loves RPing and thinks wayyy too much about them XD (currently have 20ish rps...XD)

However! I really despise having people ask for recaps. If you missed some posts in an rp, jut go back and read through the posts you missed! There could be important info! Especially if you're working with me, since I like to include foreshadowing and symbolism in my posts.

How I'm like when first entering a thread made by strangers or slight aquaintances:

 homecoming! — COMICS ...

How I'm like when entering a thread made by my friends:

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I either mercilously spam my friends (with them joining a lot of the time XD) or just scream my head off from enthusiasm....XD

 

Also...Imagine me looking like this... (pic below XD)

Bacon the Axolotl! 8D By my bud SpeedyLeaf! SHE IS SUCH AN AWESOME ARTIST!! THANK YOU! 8D

My bestest forum buddies:

Random stuff about me

I'm not as active in-game as I used to be :(

uh, I love drawing dragons (mostly of my own making or fan-dragons)

frequently fangirls about anything How to Train Your Dragon, Jurassic World, Avengers, Big Hero 6, The Flash or Gravity Falls related

If you like any of those, PM ME! I would love to have someone to scream and theorize with.  :D

Hopelessly obsessed with the Avengers...XD (aka. the fandom I'm most passionate about)

I WRITE POST-INFINITY WAR AND ENDGAME AVENGERS HEADCANONS!!! If you have an idea, pm me! I'll see whether I'm willing to write something with your ideas :D (I am particularly good with ones about Peter and Tony...precious mentor and apprentice duo 8D) (no romantic ships though ;)  )

Extreme MCU fangirl...I cried during Infinity War and Endgame XD SO EMOTIONAL!

just your friendly neighborhood biology geek who loves birds and reptiles. :)

I like puns and memes...like...a lot...XD

My favorite color is blue. I think that was pretty obvious though XD

Did I mention my obsession with the Avengers? Yes? Well then... Lemme show you an INCREDIBLE piece of art drawn for me by my friend, the INSANELY AWESOME SPEEDYLEAF!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR MAKING MY POOR FANGIRL HEART SO HAPPY!!! 8D

Welp....seems like I'm sticking all MCU related art here...XD

ANYWAYS! LOOK HOW WONDERFUL THIS NEXT ONE IS!!!

Stark the Duma Ormsliki by DyliehIdol1214! THANK YOU SO MUCH DILLY!!! *obbssessive fangirl screeching commences*

 

Time for art!!!

Featured Artists: All these people are extremely talented and were so generous to offer to make these awesome drawings. From the deepest part of my heart, I say, Thank You. I will always cherish these drawings :)

I am still collecting the art that I lost from the...Siggy Snap...It'll be here...eventually... O_O

Names in bold letters are who I consider LEGENDS of this forum regarding art :D

Names in italics are friends of mine :)

ZestyDragonWing (formerly Wutend Bonfire)

Fireflash

Lissafish

SangoMichiko13

AndreaEaston

Flitt

Toshi Loshi

IzzyDrawsDragons (formerly Embalathe dragon hatcher)

SpeedyLeaf

ImDerpySheylaYT

Rutvi123123

WildVanity

LilyStark

MatterPatter(Corv)

Miru

 

Canon HTTYD Dragons

 

Strike Class

 

Orion the Night Fury

Personality: Orion is extremely protective of his twin sister, Andromeda and his three younger siblings. He's a warrior, extremely loyal to his family and friends, and will fight to the death to protect them. He's always on the move, whether he's training, hunting, or occasionally playing with his younger sibling. Loves to go mystery hunting with his family.

Orion by the incredibly talented, off the chart awesome ZestyDragonWing. I will forever be grateful :)

 

Another picture of Orion, by me!

 

A wonderful edit of Orion by the wickedly talented WildVanity Thanks so much! :D

Orion as a dragon balloon by the AWESOME ANDREAEASTON!!! 8D Thanks so much, Andy!

 

Lunalight the Lightfury (nickname: Quest)

Personality: Lunalight is a mystery hunter. She travels the archipeligo solving mysteries for both humans and dragons. She's very logical and analyzes situations from every angle. She has a gift of extreme perception and is able to detect the slightest clues whether by sight, sound, or smell. She's very cheerful and tries to make her clients and friends happy. She likes to tell jokes to try and lighten the usually sullen atmosphere of a crime scene or investigation.

She's also Orion's girlfriend and loves training with him. She loves playing with his younger siblings. She can be very talkative sometimes too. Although she has a fun side, she is a ruthless hunter and won't stop a case until she's cracked it.

Lunalight by the awesome SangoMichiko13. Thanks so much :D

An awesome edit of Lunalight by the wonderful Wildvanity. Thank you so much :D

Luna (Quest) as a balloon. Again, by the incredibly amazing AndreaEaston! Thanks so much! XD

Anthro (more humanish) Luna by legend ToshiLoshi :D Thanks so much :D

 

Flash the Skrill

Personality: Flash is a quick thinker. He's somewhat impulsive and runs into everything. Fast on his feet and extremely strong, he fiercly protects his family and friends and will do whatever it takes to protect them.  He loves playing games and makes and exceptionally good baby sitter.

 

Flash by the incredibly awesome SangoMichiko13. THIS IS SO AWESOME!!!! THANK YOU SO SO MUCH!!! :D

Flash by Izzydrawsdragons

Flash posing in front of his city. By the Incredible IzzyDrawsDragons! Thank you so much! 8D

Flash by absolutely incredible Matterpatter. This is stunning! Absolutely stunning. Thanks so so much! :D

A picture of Flash with my OC Sauren Storm. By the famous, no introduction need, totally awesome legend, FIREFLASH!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!

Here's the other version with the wicked awesome particle effects :D

 

Leachy the Grimora by the wonderful Flitt! Thank you XD

 

Hybrid HTTYD Dragons

Scourge the Lightgripper

Scourge's backstory:

Scourge had a very traumatic hatchling-hood. He was born on Grimmel's warship and was the only hatchling in his clutch. His mother and father were taken away from him at a very young age. Scourge was raised as a living war machine, and, for a while, he lived up to his name.

However, several years past and he got tired of fighting other dragons day after day. He fought hard to escape, and barely survived his exodus from the warship.

Meanwhile, SuperPotatoChip and his skrill Flash were flying over a nearby island. They saw the struggling lightgripper and, after gaining his trust, helped him back to Lightning Hills, Chip's island where he and all his dragons lived. Scourge has since become a wonderful addition to Chip's flock and is best friends with Flash, Dune, and Chip's nightfury Orion.

Scourge's personality:

Scourge has a warrior spirit, but is also very tenderhearted and kind to his friends. He's very protective of the younger dragons in Chip's flock, but he also has a jokish side and frequently pranks the other dragons along with his sandwraith buddy, Dune. He has slight PTSD and flashbacks from his experiences with Grimmel. He's always on the move and trains hard every day because he wants to get his revenge on Grimmel some day.

 

 

Fan Dragons

Corona the Desert Thistle

Corona's Backstory:

Running. Always running. Never stopping for more than an hour at a time. Rain or shine. Day or night. The desert thistle ran like the wind. He was fleeing from the monsters of his past. Trying to escape their ghostly hold. That's why he ran. To escape, and to keep the one person he loved safe from their clutches.

Corona had hatched on his own. He had never seen another member of his kind, nor any natural dragon at all. He had been taken by scientists at a very young age. Experiments. Prodding. Poking. Invetigating how he worked. The cages. It's all he had ever known. He was trapped there in the labs and cages for the first fifteen years of his life. Until one fateful day.

One of the new lab assistants hadn't properly locked the cage that held Corona. Therefore, he was able to nudge the door open. He creeped out and started padding down the hall, adrenaline rushing into his system. His breathing and heart rate grew rapid with the thought of freedom. A new land outside of his dull and purposeless life. He trotted faster now, weaving through the halls of the compound. He had been there almost his whole life. He knew every nook and cranny of the place.

Yet, something stopped him from leaving outright. He remembered something, no, someone who had made his life bareable. The commander's daughter: Sarah. From what he had heard, she also went by the nickname Sahara, the desert for which the girl was named. Something about the way the child had come to his cage and simply talked to him, stroked his scales, and occasionally sneaked in a snack or two held him back from his freedom. It was the only time of day he actually enjoyed living. He couldn't leave her here.

The desert thistle whipped around and plunged back into the depths of the compound, searching for the one who gave him happiness. He fought through guards and caused a mass panic in the establishment. He needed to leave, and soon. But he wouldn't. Couldn't in his mind. He needed to see her. Find her. Keep her safe from her all too harsh and malicious father. Save her.

It was after ten minutes of navigating the dimly lit passages that he finally found her room. Locked. Typical. It was almost always locked around this time. He started clawing a the door censored and eventually broke it. His spikes made quick work of the door, and he entered the small room as quietly as he could. The girl was lying in her bed, seemingly asleep, but Corona knew better. He knew what they did to disobedience. He shook the thought away and lifted the sleeping girl onto his back and grabbed her bag from the corner. He knew what was in there. She had always told him stories of how she wanted to leave this horrific place. How he wanted to explore the world without boundaries. She had told him of the bag she kept with any supplies she could scrounge up. Every detail and story was engraved in the thistle's mind.

He darted out of the room, his head snapping around to throw a fearful glance behind him. Shots rang out. He was hit with a few bullets. The soldiers were hunting. They were right behind him. His body screamed in pain, but he pushed on, never looking back again. The exit. The freedom. It was right there! He could see the sand swirling around, silhouetted against the night sky. With a final burst of speed, the dragon shot out of the hanger. However, the danger was not yet past. All of the floodlights turned to him. Helicopters began revving up. Jeeps were deployed.

No. Not now. He wouldn't give up now. He had come too far to be caught. Unfurling his aching wings, he leapt to the sky, his wings beating heavily and stirring up a cloud of sand and dust. Disappear. That's what he had to do. Corona flapped harder, gaining more and more distance over the human machines. He didn't stop until the sun started to peak over the horizon.

Safe. He was safe. Away from the humans. And he had brought the girl with him. The one who had saved him at first. Now, they could run together. Forever and always, they would run. Explore to their heart's content. He was in an outcropping of boulders resting when the girl awoke. At first, he saw confusion across her face, but that soon melted to joy when she realized what happened. They were free.

Years passed. Sahara and Corona grew closer, the girl now a sixteen year-old. Corona cared for her as a best friend. Almost even as a father. The two always stayed one step ahead of the soldiers who still hunted them, but they were never caught. They had learned to survive. They had learned to truly run free.

Corona by my wonderful friend and insanely talented artist, Lissafish! Thank you so much! He's AWESOME!

 

Cobra the Acid Drake

Cobra's Personality:

Very fast and stealthy, Cobra is always on the move and stops for nothing. He is an avid hunter and loves practicing new techniques. He's mostly a loner and doesn't like being around other dragons, save for his own family.

Cobra by ImDerpySheyla

Cobra by ImDerpySheyla! Thank you!

 

Skelter the Pikebos Goreater

Skelter's Personality:

A protective guard and very mistrustful. He makes the perfect guard dragon for the local graveyard

Skelter by ImDerpySheyla

Skelter by ImDerpySheyla! Thanks so much! He's awesome!

 

ok...wow...I didn't realize that everything else was deleted.... darn it...ok..I'll get back to this later...I am very upset now  :\

 

Who the hell is Bucky? — Marvel: Me:

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Fang burnt the subject

One would be: " I'm smarterer than you! " My brother and I also use Spongebob quotes alot 

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In-Game Info: 

(Main Viking)

Joined: September 1st, 2013

Viking Name: zxXNightwingXXz

Friend Code: 1DWQQ

Trophies: 2000+ 

Adventure Level: 50

Clan: Permanent Damage

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About me:

 

Gender: Female

Age: 16

Fandoms: HTTYD, DC Comics, Pokemon, Star Wars, Wings of Fire

Favorite TV Shows: Teen Titans, Justice League, Race to the Edge

Favorite Movies: HTTYD Movies, Shazam!, Aquaman, Spirit SOTC, Teen Titans the Judas Contract

Favorite Music Groups: Imagine Dragons, Maroon 5, Panic! At The Disco, One Republic, and a lot more I don't feel like listing

 

 

DeviantArt: https://www.deviantart.com/midnight2558

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5b5tx0fxu5zmy2Dqf4g4bQ

(Don't really do much on youtube anymore but thinking of coming back)

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Dragons:

 

Stormy- Female Deadly Nadder

Whisper- Male Whispering Death

Bluemoon- Female Whispering Death

Thunder- Male Thunderdrum

Frostbite- Male Groncicle

Magma- Male Eruptodon

Eruptor- Male Eruptodon

Swordsnatcher- Male Armorwing

Steelwing- Female Razorwhip

Bronzewing- Male Razorwhip

Darkmelody- Male Death Song

Blaze- Male Singetail

Sneaky- Female Flame Whipper

Scorpion- Male Triple Stryke

Guardian- Male Elder Sentinel

Warrior- Male Deathgripper

Camouflage- Male Changewing

Aurora- Female Flightmare

Fang- Male Monstrous Nightmare

Shadow- Male Monstrous Nightmare

Lemon and Lime- Male Hideous Zippleback

Salt and Pepper- Female Hideous Zippleback

Snap,Trap, Clap, and Wrap- Male Snaptrapper

Dash- Male Speedstinger

Riptide- Male Tide Glider

Coral- Female Tide Glider

Rocky- Male Gronkle

Wintermoon- Female Wooly Howl

CursedTrick- Female Hobgobbler

Mystery- Female Silver Phantom

Stormseeker- Male Skrill

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Side Viking Dragons (Mostly named after DC characters):

 

Nightwing- Male Skrill

Starfire- Female Flightmare

Red Hood- Male Flamewhipper

Batman- Male Elder Sentinal

Arkham Knight- Male Razorwhip

 

(Stormcutter by Kasanelover)

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Clan:

Proud member of Permanent Damage

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Art:

Me and Stormy by Fireflash

 

 

My Viking by Kaydejesus
 
My viking by FireNightStar
 

Stormy by Celestial Dragon

 

Darkmelody, Lemon & Lime, and Stormy by Izzydrawsdragons

 

  Sky by The Ecliptic Eight

 

Stormy and Fang by belubel2014

 

Me and Stormy by Eleftheros

 

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Stuff by Me:

Fang and Stormy edit

Scorpion Edit

Sky Edit

 

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Janovia 

Proud leader of Permanent Damage

Since 02/11/18 (Feb. 11th, 2018)

Trophy count 30k+

Over 100+ dragons

Female, age 17

Significant other: WryShadowCat

"Your time is now. Start where you stand and never back down!"

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Dragon of choice:

Titan Sand Wraith named Champion <3

Personality: Loyal, playful, stubborn and mischievous.

Drawing done by JulTheBat.

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Friends:

 SavyWolf, xXxStarGazerxXx,explodantor, FluffyK, LordLuciferMorningStar, TrenchBlood, JulTheBat, Star Sky, VelteroxViking, Strykana, Aurorael, WryShadowCat, Yasashiichan, Vaetild, Magcho (ChoMag), Gobbar, Jyharri, MidnightAngel, Jolina, Seraphimss, Tibbles1, TrophyHunterYT, xCosmox, xXxXPassionBatXxXx, XxXVixTorixXx and many more.

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I draw stuff. PM for trades, Instagram account to see more of my art.

 

I write a bit. Mostly roleplays at the moment, if you need more people in your rp or want someone to help you manage one, shoot me a PM. I'll also do proofreading for fics!

LYCANWING FANFIC COMING SOON

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Wiggles the whispering d.eath ate my subject

There's a k.ink in our skink.

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My main viking and HTTYD fan charicter Hypergoof.

Seen here with a snow nadder and a statue her friend Termite gave her because she couldn't sell it.

(Wiggles, Termite's whispering d.eath, bit it's left arm off.)

Below is my profile pic made bigger to show the amazing detail

It's Hypergoof going berserk with a durian mace.

(Drawn by my amazing sister)

(She even drew the fur on the shoes)

        

 

Bumbles the candy loving Lazersight Vesperwing who likes to stalk me for my food.

Adopted from goldenfury360 who made the species.

Lineart done by NightmareRebuff

 

 

 

 

 

 Flint the over curious gluespit.

Adopted from chameishida.

 

 

Chelsy, the least frightening indominus rex there ever was. Color shifting joke charicter extrodinare. Art by TosiLohi.

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About Me In-Game:

 

Username: xXxStarGazerxXx

Friend Code: 4c105lygU4rD3ds3crEt

Trophy Count: xXxStarGazerxXx ~ 26.3k

                            Secret Side ~ 600

                            Secret Side ~ 270

                            Secret Side ~ 5

Hobbies: Racing, Dragon Screenshots, Watching Chat, Helping People in Chat

Clan: 

 

 

About Me In Real Life:

 

Gender: Female

Age: Appropriate for Discord

Hobbies: Reading, Writing, Art

Favourite Books: Lorien Legacies, Throne of Glass, A Court of Throrns and Roses, Rick Riordan, Summoner Trilogy

Favourite Songs/Artists: Nightcores by U N D E R D O G S, Nico Collins (Nightcored & Regular), Alec Benjamin (Nightcored and Regular), Set Me Free (Nico Collins, Nightcore), Honest (Nico Collins, Nightcore), On Accident (Nico Collins, Nightcore), The Wolf and the Sheep (Alec Benjamin), I’m so Sorry (Nico Collins), Borderline (Nico Collins)

Favourite TV Shows/Animes: Attack on Titan, Angels of Death, Tokyo Ghoul

Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/92056424-celestial

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQQhT6sBShG9I2hA5077Xfw?view_as=subscriber

 

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'Nuff Informations, onto ma dwagons

 

Dragon Tactics: 

 

 

 

 

 

Favourite Racing Dragons:

 

 

 

Honourable Mention(s):

 

 

My Backstory:

 

   Lightning, rain, fire, b.lood and dragons were the last things I saw before I was shoved onto a small boat and set out to sea

 

   I woke up in a wooden bed, it was uncomfortable as Helheim. My head was throbbing, my arms were battered and bruised... 

   I looked around, it was a fairly large room... Four other beds excluding mine, they were all occupied, one other girl occupied the bed beside me and the others were occupied by boys, I recognized them all from my village which was wrecked by some weirdo with this massive elk dragon-thing, it fired rainbows and had an extremely powerful explosion. We couldn't really defend ourselves too well, we lived in a poor village and the only tamed-ish dragon was what we called a Decimater, I think the other islands called them stormcutters; either way, I fled at the first sign of trouble so, the majority of the village p.erished

   After going over what happened last night, I think it was last night anyways, I have no clue hwo long I was out, but, that was soon answered when a girl walked in, she looked like a right nerd.

   She asked how I was feeling, I answered simply, as soon as I said my honest answer, this whale of a man with one hand came in, screaming, "DON'T USE THOSE WORDS IN SCHOOL OF DRAGONS!!!" over and over again, at the first five, I was confused but then I was a little worried for this man's mental health with he climbed onto my bed and started screaming in my face... I just said I felt terrible...

   Eventually, he calmed down... And went away, the girl, who I now know as Heather clarified that he was the Headmaster of the school and was very, very strict on how the students speak on school grounds... Good Lord... Though, to be honest, I'm glad Heather agreed he was mad.

   Either way, she checked, what she called "the vitals" and sent me on my way. Second I came out, a cannonball was soaring through the sky, and this lads, is how I became a dragon rider, which I was very against but then... You'll see.

   This literal stick figure wearing dragon skin armour, he looked like a rip-off ninja and he had the over-grown lizard to go with it, it was "jet black" as they called it but, I personally called the colour of the elk rainbow dragon's soul.

   The guy, who was called Hiccup (weird name but, OK) told me to "mount the toothless and destroy the ships" I mounted the "Toothless" which was what he named the dragon and he mounted behind me, we flew the dragon and I got the hand of steering, pitch and firing.

   Eventually when Hiccup was finished, I freed this dragon, which, from what this woman, Valka (the only viking like human in this place called "The School") said that it was a "rumblehorn" and from the few seconds of flying with him (I called him Bolverkr), he was very, very slow but he was stable.

   Afterwards, this Valka one took me to the main school where I chose my first dragon, I opted for a monstrous nightmare.

 

*Magic timejump from D.emonic Squirrel Powers*

 

   It had been a few months, I had made a few friends in the school, p.sycho Headmaster hadn't changed, I had gotten a new a dragon, a Decimater, or a Stormcutter, I named him XWing, he and I were mates, he loved racing, and as did I. Within a few months, I had accumilated around 350 trophies in a few months.

   I was still a huge N.oob in comparison to the other professional racers with all their fancy shmancy racing gear so, I decided to go buy some, I was saving up gems to buy the stormcutter armour. It was pricy but, it was worth it, X's speed and agility improved alot so, I stuck with it.

 

*Another magic timejump from D.emonic Squirrel Powers*

 

   It had been a year and I had been through three other racing dragons, Blizzard, the woolly howl, Sneachta the Snow Wraith and Pup, another Snow Wraith until finally bought a Sand Wraith egg on sale, Ocean, the sand wraith became my permanent racing dragon after that.

   After nearly two years, I had joined another clan yet again after being rogue for months (Believe me, that's a story for another day), I really liked it, I had also gotten new racing armour, more like the type the other racers had, I now have seven sand wraiths, Ocean, Sandy, Emerald, Azriel, Cassian, Rhysand and Adamus.

   Currently, as of now, I am working towards trophy goals and keeping up with school work (another tale for another day with all the stuff we have to learn from Phlegma, Heather and the others) and improving my alternate selves.

 

Thats all from me,  StarGazer/Skunky/DemonicSquirrel

 

Oh yea, btw, i might do the little excess parts I did as a project xp

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My Night Fury OC StormCloud, and my Storm Fury Foxy by ImmortalViking and Defy Hord respectively.

       

This banner is also made by ImmortalViking!

Sonic banners by Hiccup Haddock!

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"I'm not doing this right now" 

"two hours"

"you are invalid"

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      Hello all! how are you guys? People who play the game will know me as Maz, IDK why 

 

 

   Leader and friend of At Last You See The Light, a good clan for anyone who enjoy's doing battle's and don't care  about Trophies to much!

 

 

                                                           Things about me: 

                                                   Age(ish): teen 

                                            Gender: female 

                                    I like to: read, dance, hang out with friends and musical theatre!

                            School: Home, in other words, I'm homeschooled

                     Family: I have many sisters and a brother

           Religion: Christan

  Friend Code: PM me to find out, I have it ready and waiting for you.

 

                                                  Become friends with my other accounts too

                                                                          F12DTA = Oashnokia

 

 

                           Sorry I have no pic's, they don't like me.

 

 

 

 

                              I have so many dragons it'll take awhile to write it all down!

                                        See how many fandoms we both read or watch!

 

1: Marya, the green sand wraith, She

2: Sky, sky blue Deadly Nadder, She

3: Will treaty, grean wispering death, He

4: Pendragon Gona (or Morgona, they wouldn't let me name her that though) Purple wispering death, she

5: Jennny, pink purple groncicle, she

6: Arther Pendragon, red wispering death, He

7: Uther Pendragon, grey wispering death, He

8: Phill Colson, blue eruptadon

9: Bomburst (from chitty chitty Bang Bang, I did that play before) red Groncle, He

10: Thanos, Baby purple Groncle, He

11: Jemima (also from Chitty) pink nightmare, She

12: Jeremy Potts (Chitty) blue titan Nightmare, He

13: the Flash, red speed stinger, He

14: Garmadon, Purple Changewing, He

15: Kili and Fili, pink Zippleback, He

16: Zuko, Bronze red Razerwip, He

17: Azula, Grey red pink Razerwip, She

18: TheBalrogOfMorgoth, Red and black Snafflefang, He

19: Regina Mills, purple Deathsong, She

20: Ananis, Purple thunderdrum, He

21: Saphira, Gold (or yellow, whatever you want to call it) Thunderdrum, She

22: Bealfire,blue and gold armurwing, He

23: LunaLovegood, yellow wholly howl, She

24: Shuri, purple deathgripper, She

 

                            More, Coming Soon

 

 

      I will praise you, Lord my God, with all my heart; I will glorify your name forever.

                                                                      -Psalms 86:12

 

 

 

 

Sorry for the bad writing and spelling, I have slight Dysgraphia and  thus my thoughts arn't very easly understood (Plus I talk in an Accent sometimes and it bleeds into my writing) :D 

 

 

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Avengers (pronounced AH-ven-jers)

FUSCHIA

I can't think of any more right now but I WILL be back! XD

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HIIIIII!!!!!!!!

Oops, sorry, let me try again.

Hi!!! (Oh, much better)

I'm the Dragoness (or Ness, if you prefer. I'm not picky).

First thing you should know about me: I am forever and always a

 

PROUD MEMBER OF THE CHURCH OF JESUS CHRIST OF LATTER-DAY SAINTS

(also known as Mormons, but we prefer the title above. Long, isn't it? ;)

 

Second thing you should know about me:

I AM AN AVID NIGHT FURY LOVER. ANY FALSE OR PRETENDED SUBSITUTES FOR MY PRECIOUS DRAGON WILL BE DESTROYED ON SIGHT. #sorrynotsorry

Also, thanks to Dragonriders Fury for indulging my Night Fury obsession with an incredible banner! It's awesome!

Hmmm what else...I love music, drawing, and writing...if you can't find me I'm probably messing around with Shadow or in detention with Keefe...yup, that’s about it.

Now, on to business!!

 

Table of Contents

For your convenience

i. everything you need to know about me

ii. Le Fanfictions

1. My Vikings

2. Fandoms

3. Art done FOR me

4. Art done BY me

                          

___Fanfictions by Yours Truly___

 

Backstory of my character, THE DRAGONESS:

http://forum.schoolofdragons.com/content/dragoness-backstory-fanfiction

MY take on GRIMMEL'S backstory:

http://forum.schoolofdragons.com/content/distortion

I apologize deeply to all who read this I sincerely hope you don't cry when I reach the end

 

 

 

My Vikings

This is first because it is boring and I want to get it over with.

Primary Viking: Heather Autumnsword

 

Personality: Feisty, determined, loyal, and sweet. Her favorite pastime is playing Dragon Tactics.

Stats

Clan: the Wildborn

(I LOVE this banner. Thanks, EmeraldHuntress!)

 

Clan Position: Leader

Trophies: 1250+

Stars: 1 gold star

Primary dragon: Midnight (Sand Wraith, but I pretend she's a Night Fury)

She has a good five or six stables full of dragons, but I'm not gonna list them all here. Maybe I'll get some pictures later? *shrugs*

 

 

Secondary Viking: Sapphire Wraith

(Picture pending)

 

Personality: Shy, stubborn, insecure, Sometimes rude, but doesn't really mean it.

Stats

Clan: the Wildborn

(I couldn't resist, I loved them both!)

 

Clan Position: Elder

Trophy count: 230+

Stars: 1 1/2 silver stars

Primary Dragon:

Blizzard (Sand Wraith)

(She had a little too much algae to eat)

 

 

 

 

 

 

FANDOMS

Ordered by preference, of course

(used to be top ten, but I have too many things that I love!)

 

HTTYD books/movies

(obviously, but I HAD to put that in there, it really is my favorite)

            

 

         The books were SO GOOD. No swearing, no (extreme) violence (does getting eaten by a lava dragon that dives into a volcano count? Or Grimbeard the Ghastly killing his own son?) Okay, scratch the violence, but it really is pretty awesome. The characters are SO well put together, each with his or her own little quirks that make them unique, and they’re all (mostly) lovable in their own way (Alvin and Exellinor are irredeemable). The little lessons Cressida Cowell teach by inserting them into the plot are truly inspired. Can’t wait for her to write more!!! (Also, I love the quirky way she capitalizes random words to make them a little bit more important. It’s just funny to me.)

I'll leave off mentioning all the characters of the movies, because you guys know them all aready! But you may not know the Heroes who came first...

First (of course), Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III.

Rather a longish name for a smallish Viking. Hiccup is a member of the Hairy Hooligan tribe. He has bright red hair and about a million freckles. the series starts when he's ten-and-a-half, and progresses until he is fifteen and King of the Wilderwest. His best (and, for a few books, ONLY friend) is Fishlegs.

Fishlegs is scrawny, allergic to reptiles, pretty much scared of everything, and the only sane one of the group (well, the only sane one when Hiccup is making a Plan). But he's fiercely loyal to Hiccup, and a good deal stronger and braver than he thinks. 

Next is Camicazi, who's a little too brave and fierce.

She's a Bog-Burglar, a member of an all-girls tribe of people who, well, burgle things. She is a very accomplished thief and a master escape artist.

 

Narnia

 

Second in the fandom world is--you guessed it--Narnia. I have loved this world since before even HTTYD, I think. Though I'm not quite ready to meet Alsan, I would love to slip through the wardrobe for a few days--or years.

 

Keeper of the Lost Cities

"Team Foster-Keefe will always be cooler."--Keefe

....

Yup, couldn’t have said it better myself. Team Foster-Keefe all the way! Though could Legacy pleasepleasePLEASE be about the actually storyline and not JUST Fitzphie and matchmaking and stuff that doesn’t matter to the rest of the elven world?

 

 

 

The Magic Thief/The Lost Books/Sarah Prineas in general

 

The Magic Thief: MY PRECIOUS LITTLE CHARACTERS I WILL PROTECT YOOOOUUUUU!!!

I LOVE this series, it ended far too quickly for me (maybe cause I read it all in one day, hmmmmm). Connwaer and the magic and all of it are just so HILARIOUS and EXHILIRATING and FRUSTRATING to read about and STOP BLOWING THINGS UP, CONNWAER!!!

 

The Lost Books: MORE! MORE! I NEED MORE! (Seriously, when does the next book come out?)

Anyway, it’s about Alex, a librarian, and Kenneret, a queen, and her brother Charlie. Oh, and the books are alive (that’s enough to make any bookworm hyperventilate with happiness, isn’t it? ;D )

 

Dragonfell: YESYESYES THIS IS WHAT IT IS TO BE A DRAGON!!....ahem. 

Attention to all the dragon-touched: This is a must-read. Go. Read it.

 

 

Wizards of Once

Come out, come out WHENEVERYOUCAAAANNNNN...

 

 

Dwight in Shining Armor

I get a kick out of this every time I hear Dwight's shriek in the intro. BYUTv is the best!...at making things funny, clean, and SUPER awkward. But it's still great.

 

 

Brotherband Chronicles/Ranger's Apprentice

HOORAY HOORAY THEY COMBINED HOORAY HOORAY I COULD SIIIIIIIING!!!

 

Story Thieves

My favorites are actually Kiel and Owen. No girls this time around, which is really unusual for me. But these two are special. Hope they have all the adventures they can imagine...and maybe a few safer ones.

 

The Ever Afters (EAS)

This series is pretty good. Aurora--excuse me, RORY Landon is so gutsy and flawed and lovable and I love her.

 

Half Upon a Time

Not James Riley's finest works but still pretty good.

 

Brave (Merida)

Just gotta say, I LOVE this girl. Best Disney princess ever.

 

Pete's Dragon

Best song ever: https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=pete%27s+dragon+something+wild&&view=detail&mid=3F7B250068B67F1BAA083F7B250068B67F1BAA08&&FORM=VRDGAR

 

 

The Map to Everywhere

One word: Unrealities.

Three more words: Future Dragoness fanfiction.

 

 

 

 

 

 

ART DONE FOR ME

Look! See how pretty!

Okay, just a heads up, I am still collecting art from previous requests, so if you did something for me and it isn't up yet, I promise I haven't forgotten; I love all the art that is done for me!

 

This was done by the incredibly talented Katarile

 

 

 

This adorable picture was made for me by Hestia82

 

THIS is my perfect Night Fury, Shadow, drawn by LissaFish.

 

Shadow (again) by MajaPercuilum.

 

Shadow and The Dragoness together (by The Blobfish Queen).

 

(Adoptables)

 

This is my beautiful Bookwyrm, Aldwyn (drawn by Flitt-thank you!)

And THIS is ocean-happy Ashera, also drawn by Flitt.

 

Russet, my mischievous Kyte. Thanks, LissaFish!

 

 

 

ART DONE BY ME

Eehhhhh...I'm getting better

 

I'm just going to keep a continuous stream of the best three projects I've worked on. So it may change from time to time, buuut...probably not.

 I didn’t really draw this, but I wrote it. From the perspective of the Light Fury.

Flicker the Flickerwing (No, NOT a skeleton dragon, check out my fanfiction to see what they are)

 

Nananananananananananananananana BAT STOICK!!!!!

 

 

 

Okeydokey, I'm 

 

 

 

ALLLLLLL DONE!

 

 

Byee....

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CHEESEBURGER PANCAKE LIDS

Also two random quotes case they kinda apply

lets draw some monkey body! - cousin 2016

 

Quotes don't expire you do - dad 2019

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Hi! Welcome to my Sig!

 

I'm JPT79! or just Jp

("Drawings" done by me)

 

Some info about me!

How long I've been playing: A long time

Gender: Male

Favorite Minigame: Dragon Tactics

Expansions Completed: Ice Storm Island

Clan: Without Limits

IGN: Jokamomo

Can't Think of anything else, any suggestions?

 

V Beauty V                                      

 

Proud member of Without Limits :D

 

 

~¤~  Dragons  ~¤~

 

Zizzer n Zizzel - Zippleback

 

 

 

 Sharpwing - Flightmare

 

Powder - Groncicle

 

   Krumble - Eruptodon                 Trubek - Typhoomerang

                                   

 

       Smoky - Gronckle                     Tifle - Monstrous Nightmare

                                   

 

All dragons will get a drawn version eventually -Maybe-

 

 

Flying to no where

 

 

♦ Few More Pictures of my Viking 

 

          

 

 

~ Rank Tracker ~

Jarl - March 28th 2019

Forager - Unkown

Wilderness Explorer - Unknown
Viking Warrior - April 20th 2019

Dragon Trainer - May 10th 2019

Drott - May 25th 2019

Dragon Master - August 5th 2019

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Forum Account Made: March 28th 2019

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Donkey shorts

Bitter beans

The ice cream truck can...FLY

Because I'm Batman

Curiosity killed the Villager

Classic NUUUUUU

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Here's one! XD

"It's 6:45! We're never gonna make it there alive! We're gonna d.i.e from extrapolation of the exaust pipe!"

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What is a friend?A single soul...Dwelling in two bodies.

Amesome Secret Odin 2019 GIFt set from the amazing Inhonoredglory!  Thanks a lot!       

 

Now, what else to put here?  How about nothing. For now... :D

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Hygga!

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                                                                                      The cupboards are empty

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BOULDER CLASS! BOULDER CLASS! OI OI OI!

Hai.

Welcome to my signature.

Since I am a person who is very, very lazy I (at this time) don't feel like making my siggy "fancy"

So, here's some stuff 'bout me.

I am a girl.

I like the color Blue/teal.

My favorite dragon class is Boulder Class.

 my main dragon(s) are a Screaming Death named Odin, and a Skrill named Jayfeather.

I love Doctor Who, Merlin, Chuck, Physch, Harry Potter, The Kane Chronicles, G.I. Joe, and other nerd-y things.

My favorite Httyd dragons whose names start with the letter s are Screaming Deaths, Shivertooths, Skrills, Scauldrons, Smothering Smokebreaths, Snafflefangs, Shovelhelms, Sword Stealers, Snifflehunches (+Sneezelhunches) and Seashockers! (that's alot!)

And I am usually friendly :D

In-game name is: IIicedragonII (No, not lice dragon. Those are capital i's not l's. And you simply pronounce it as "Ice dragon")

Friend code: hmm.. P.M. me if you want it. Can't take any chances o3o

And I'm a proud member of The Phantom Lords! (ROAAAAAAAAR!)

I'm also a proud member of the recently-made forum clan The Sisterhood of Clams!

"We aren't perfect! We're women! We take what we want!"

I'll probably post some bios about my dragons, but I'm too lazy to do it right now XP if ever.

 

My main viking OC, Eira Glacier, reading a book on top of her main dragon, Odin, by... oh hey, it's by me!

 

Amazing picture of my main viking OC, Eira Glacier, by Pixel!

Picture of my bestest-Screaming Death-buddy, Odin, by Dragonrider34!

 Picture of Odin eliminating the largest threat known to vikings: BUTTERFLIES!! Awesome picture done by ScarfyWings! (He's not a fan of butterflies, deathly afraid of them actually. I can only shudder in horror as he has now discovered they're flammable..)

Epic picture of Odin done by WutendBonfire!

 

 

Info card on Odin by ze great AllyNadderRider!

 

Picture of Jayfeather by Dragonrider34!

 

 

Oldscratch Johnson by Gigimon!

 

Picture of Roach the young Shellfire by me!

Awesome edit of Roach the young Shellfire by Midnight2558!

 

Picture of Spottedleaf by Tyrannosaur66!

 

Picture of Mage by FlamingHusky!

Adorable picture of Gadget by KareKare!

Amazing edit of Armakillo done by Siren-Spirit!

 

Permafrost the lone Snow Wraith by Huntress of the Storms!

Great edit of Ignis my Monstrous Nightmare done by Frytha!

 

The Acidic ScuttleSting! Idea by me and this amazing picture by NightmareRebuff!

My ever-so-adorable Pan-Puffle Plumpkin by Sky and Ocean!

Blight the nightfury/razorwhip hybrid adopted from Tyrannosaur66!

Sea Glass, my first ever Aqua Borealis by Kcrocket & 1Flower!

Picture of Bluestar being... Bluestar by AngNadder!

 

Cute Shivertooth blinkie by Candyblast!

Picture of Graveyard admiring his precious chicken by NadderForever!

 

 

Picture of Graveyard discovering a new friend after waking up from a nap by Celestial Dragon!

 

Picture of Doopliss by Dragonrider34!

Clan Stuff/Miscellaneous:

(right now it mostly has things for the Sisterhood of Clams, however if I find some phantoms stuff I shall add it to this section as well)

The Sisterhood of Clams' adorable mascot, Clament! (Done by the clan leader, Sky and Ocean!)

Awesome Elder picture of Me, Zuski, and Gummy Bear (our codenames, respectively.) by Sky and Ocean!

 

All clam members by our clam leader, Zuski/Sky and Ocean!

 

My clam badge by Zuski/Sky and Ocean! (The derpy bird represents me perfectly.)

Check out the dragon fight club! It's a cool sort of 'event' area where we stick dragons head-to-head on eachother and vote/see which would win in a fight!

 

Lil' short:

Jayfeather: C'mon friend, this thing won't hurt anyone!

Odin: I do not have time to mess around with strange objects.

Jayfeather: Look, just hold still.

-Seawings makes sure to not be in the shot of the camera-

-click-

Jayfeather: Aha! Got it. Ahh fish paste, my wing was in it..

Odin: Hand that over this minute! I... want to see if you got my good side..

Jayfeather: HA!

Seawings: G-guys lets just bring this thing to Ice, o-okay?

Odin: GIVE ME THE PICTURE!!

Jayfeather: YOU'LL HAVE TO FIGHT ME FOR IT!!

Odin: GIVE IT HERE YOU EEL WITH WINGS OR AM I GONNA HAVE TO-

-Jayfeather flew off chuckling-

-Odin roared after him-

-Seawings whimpers and decides to follow-

(Funny picture of Odin and Jayfeather by Wutend Bonfire!)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ha! Got ya >:D

(awesome gif of Odin by Peymae!)

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*high fives to snek*

Awww....is that poor lil snek in shed? xD

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Chugga chugga choo choo, snek do a slither, slitherin in da room

Sadly no :'D It's a spider morph ball python. They have neurological issues that basically make them eternally dizzy. Some only wobble their heads slightly but some are like this one and literally slither with their heads upside-down :'D

Wait is this cheating. I'm adding context aaaAAAAAAAA

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*beatboxing snek rap noises*

Aww..that's sad...Poor lil sneks... :'c sad sneks...

No...because I asked a question xD I mean...it's educatioal to..So I think it's fine XD

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Sssnekity sssnekity snek, sssnekity snek, what-what

Yeah x( Alot of people have differing opinions about breeding them (personally I don't find it worth the negative things because there's so many other ball python morphs. And generally spiders are sold with no disclosure about the neurological issues whatsoever which is kinda s.ucky because someone can research ball python care REALLY INTENSELY and still not know about it.) and it seems to be uncurable (as in, the pattern associated with it and the neurological issues are inseparably linked. Can't have the pattern without the issues) The only good thing is that the wobble tends to not be bad but... there's still a significant amount of severe cases for it to be problematic.

Phew yay :D