Okay, be prepared you lot... Another cheese-y, built-up-to-be-amazing, awful, did I say cheese-y?, Fanficiton is coming your way

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Yes. Another awful, nonsensical fanfiction with a huge build up and a rubbish ending is coming your way! In fact: 2! 

 

If there's anything you would like to see in these sequels then please say, because I know my number of readers will be minimal.

 

It's half term again so it's time for another one of my 'last' fanfictions.

 

Please read, please request and thank you,

 

 

 

 

                                         InTheTardis2.

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“May this Beast descend back to Torment,

 

back to where it began and Loki doest stay content,

 

selling the souls of humans to free this foul creature,

 

only to let it back, and I, the Preacher,

 

Doest one day hope for a Dragon-less age,

 

Where all of the corpses do lay in a cage,

 

Then they shall never retreat or conspire,

 

For this will be the age of 'The Umpire's Empire!'

 

- The Umpire, Archivolt Dell    

 Finding the Afar-Land, Chapter Six   

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M'um m'aloo!

I'll be reading!!

 

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And a lot of others...

 

I'm mostly SWTOR trash though.

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And that's like...all I got. So I'll just be sipping my tea here. In silence...

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Thanks, Squiid!

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