HOW TO DRINK COFFEE AT 6 IN THE AFTERNOON

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HELLO HUMAN BEINGS.

DUE TO NOT HAVING COFFEE IN THE MORNING OR DURING THE DAY, I HAVE JUST DRUNKEN A CUP AT 6PM. IT IS 6PM WHERE I LOVE WHICH IS LONDON. IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE LONDON IS, I SUGGEST YOU LEARN SOME GEOLOGY.

I AM SPEAKING IN CAPS BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON AND SHIFT BUTTON ARE JAMMED, SO 

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OKAY LET'S GET TO THE JUICY STUFF.

 

STEP 1:

MAKE YESELF SOME COFFEE.

I USE A COFFEE MACHINE, BUT YOU MAY GO TO COSTA IF YOU WISH.

Image result for coffee machinesTHAT'S NOT MY POTATO COFFEE MACHINE.

 

STEP 2:

GET YESELF A FANCY CUP.

WHY?

BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOT HAD COFFEE UNTIL 6PM, AND IT IS YOUR HUMAN RIGHT TO DRINK COFFEE, SO LET IT BE AT 6PM, BUT LET IT BE A FANCY CUP BECAUSE OF YOUR DEPRIVED HUMAN RIGHT WHICH NOBODY CARES ABOUT.

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STEP 3:

DRINK THE COFFEE. 

I KNOW THIS STEP IS DIFFICULT, BUT REMEMBER, IF IT SPILLS THEN IT BREAKS YOUR HEART, AND THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU WANT. PUT IT ON YOUR CRUSTY LIPS AND DRINK THE COFFEE THAT YOU ARE LACKING.

 

WARNING: YOU MAY END UP GOING FROM THIS CALM HUMAN:

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TO THIS CRAZY COFFEE HUMAN:

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SORRY PEOPLE.

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my SoD name: Dragonist Hellen

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main dragons:

  • Udarnik, Woolly Howl(it means "striker" in russian)
  • SkyDeck, StormCutter
  • Desert, Sand Wraith
  • SnowFly, Snow Wraith

 

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Presenting the Crokadon species: 

These species are half alligators, half dragons, as its name well describes.

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Mailo, on the other hand, has learned to adapt deep down in the depths of the ocean, surviving with the heat of the lava. He has evolved and he has night vision. 

 

Presenting the Kaketoo species:

Kaketoos are strange birds which are known for being half toucan and half ostrich. They have the ability to mesmerize anyone this animal considers a threat. 

Kakeetoo Rice:

Rice is so strong headed and lazy... but he's kind and quite shy for a Kakeetoo. Although he hates Vikings, he seems to really like me. I named him "Rice" because it's his favorite food. Rice is always alone, but he's never lonely.

 

The Mini Deaths: 

Mini Deaths may look terrifying, but they're actually as big as a Terrible Terror. They're entirely dragons, and they don't have wings. They used to but then they adapted to earth. They're surprisingly related to the Cavern Crusher because of their capability to shoot a very flamable substance, and they're known to be extremely territorial.

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Name: Udarnik

Gender: Male

Species: Woolly Howl

Favorite food: Antartic Char

Favorite place: Icestorm Island

Best friend(s): Ammolite, Hammerhead

Personality: Udarnik has always been a great friend. He is very playful and competitive, but he knows when to be serious. He’s always eager to help his friends in any problem. Udarnik behaves well in the stables, until some point. He loves being outside, adventuring and having lots of space to roam around. If you keep him entertained, he can be the less-stressful dragon to be with. He has an obscure past with Strike Class dragons, so if you ever want to meet him, keep in mind to bring a non-Strike dragon with you. That’s why he declines to train with my other Strike Class dragons, such as Aurora. 

Udarnik is a lovely Woolly Howl and I rescued him from a pack of his own, and then, he rescued me from falling to the abyss. We have such a strong bond now. He’s also one of my fastest buddies, and everytime I go to Icestorm Island, he bursts with happiness. Udarnik is simply just like a puppy, but much more intelligent and funnier to be with.

Name: Razorclaw

Gender: Female

Favorite food: Brown Trouts

Favorite place: Zippleback Island

Best friend(s): -

Personality: Razorclaw is the night fury I use for role plays. She is very different from any other Night Fury though. As she has the opposite color from the rest of her pack, she has got a different way of camouflaging; she hides among the fog. Razorclaw doesn't like company, as she is used to living apart from her group - all the time. She isn't shy, it's just that she prefers being alone, and keeping her feelings and thoughts for herself. No one really knows a lot about her, except for her mother; her only true friend. She is reserved and mysterious, but if you get to know her, you'll find out that she can be a really good friend.

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Gender: Male

Favorite food: Salmon

Favorite place: Training Grounds
Best friend(s): Udarnik, (under construction)

 

 

 

 

 

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Okay, so, story time.   My

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My entire family are very strong coffee-drinkers. I myself, however, am extremely caffine weak. It's incredible how little it takes to shoot me into the fifth dimension. A few weeks ago, I was out with my siblings and we came across this small bar/coffee shop, and since we had money to blow, sat down and ordered some stuff. Now I knew my limits, and I'm not one to try and impress or one-up others, so just got a plain old iced coffee.

Previous coffee experiences were limited to those quick-mix powders and weren't very nice, overly sweat and quite weak. What I got was a proper barista made coffee, and being my first real iced coffee it was amazing. In 10 minutes flat I was jittery, looking around, itching to go and maybe even run somewhere. In twenty minutes, my brains filter had all but dissapeared and the strangest random sentences were appearing out of nowhere, and were absolutely the most hilarious thing to me. This then came to be known as my Alt Universe thread, and brought around the creation of my newest unreleased character Pallus (Liberated Roman).

So basically if I ever need to get stuff done, someone just has to give me some normal real coffee and amazing things will happen. Probably not the things I'm meant to be doing, but things regardless.

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A decendant of a long-dead clan of Furies that learned the song of whales, she discovered her gift to communicate with the ocean giants at a young age. During her teens, she had her first encounter with humans- Hunters that managed to catch her unaware of the danger out at sea, and when a harpoon got ensared in her paw, she called out in desperation. Luckily, a stray humpback whale calf answered the distress call and managed to roll the boat. This did rip the harpoon out, however, and that caused her to lose the paw. Grateful and sad for the lost calf, she watched over him until he could survive on his own, but he chose to stay with her despite the difficulties of not migrating. Named Mud for his vibrant dark brown colouring, the two close friends explore the lands in search of Amelia's history, and maybe some entertainment in between.

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