HOW TO DRINK COFFEE AT 6 IN THE AFTERNOON

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HELLO HUMAN BEINGS.

DUE TO NOT HAVING COFFEE IN THE MORNING OR DURING THE DAY, I HAVE JUST DRUNKEN A CUP AT 6PM. IT IS 6PM WHERE I LOVE WHICH IS LONDON. IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE LONDON IS, I SUGGEST YOU LEARN SOME GEOLOGY.

I AM SPEAKING IN CAPS BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON AND SHIFT BUTTON ARE JAMMED, SO 

Related image. GOTTA PUNCUATE PROPERLY.

 

OKAY LET'S GET TO THE JUICY STUFF.

 

STEP 1:

MAKE YESELF SOME COFFEE.

I USE A COFFEE MACHINE, BUT YOU MAY GO TO COSTA IF YOU WISH.

Image result for coffee machinesTHAT'S NOT MY POTATO COFFEE MACHINE.

 

STEP 2:

GET YESELF A FANCY CUP.

WHY?

BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOT HAD COFFEE UNTIL 6PM, AND IT IS YOUR HUMAN RIGHT TO DRINK COFFEE, SO LET IT BE AT 6PM, BUT LET IT BE A FANCY CUP BECAUSE OF YOUR DEPRIVED HUMAN RIGHT WHICH NOBODY CARES ABOUT.

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STEP 3:

DRINK THE COFFEE. 

I KNOW THIS STEP IS DIFFICULT, BUT REMEMBER, IF IT SPILLS THEN IT BREAKS YOUR HEART, AND THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU WANT. PUT IT ON YOUR CRUSTY LIPS AND DRINK THE COFFEE THAT YOU ARE LACKING.

 

WARNING: YOU MAY END UP GOING FROM THIS CALM HUMAN:

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TO THIS CRAZY COFFEE HUMAN:

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SORRY PEOPLE.

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My entire family are very strong coffee-drinkers. I myself, however, am extremely caffine weak. It's incredible how little it takes to shoot me into the fifth dimension. A few weeks ago, I was out with my siblings and we came across this small bar/coffee shop, and since we had money to blow, sat down and ordered some stuff. Now I knew my limits, and I'm not one to try and impress or one-up others, so just got a plain old iced coffee.

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