~Hall Of Dad Jokes~

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Welcome to the Hall of Dad Jokes!

 

Ah yes, we all know those classic dad jokes...

You know, the ones that are so bad, you laugh just out of sympathy? Well, this is the place to share them all. Every dad jokes known to man can be posted here. So, are you ready to cry? ArAre you prepared to cringe like you've never believed? Come one, come all and share with us all of your Dad Jokes!!!!

 

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"If you live among wolves, you have to act like a wolf" -Khrushchev

In Game Name (IGN): WolfandStar

Friend Code: Not Accepting

 

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Wolf

 Art was done by Fireflash

Wolf is my in-game character. Her full name is 'Wolf and Star'. She takes on my own personality, which is quite similar to that of Lynx. During quests, Wolf loves to muck around and try to break the system by utilizing glitches- just for laughs, but she always produces reliable results. She is a fair Viking and she never uses glitches for her own personal gain. Some of my profile info will be listed below:.............

 

In Game Name:  Wolf and Star..............

Friend Code: Not Accepting...................

Clan: The Phantom Lords......................

Trophy Count (About): 7,600...............

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Characters:

 

 

 

 

Lynx

 Art was done by DuskDayBreak

Lynx is bold and loud. She is like Luna Lovegood in the sense that she is rather... odd. Loud, shameless and weird. She is more animal-like than human. Lynx enjoys being flashy, showing off her skills. Once she sets her mind to something, she is naturally good at it. The problem is that she loses focus easy and doesn't like setting herself to standards. She craves adventure and can grow bored easily. She is particularly fast on her feet but has low stamina levels. She is strong and tall for her age. Lynx is stubborn and laid-back most of the time. She does not like to follow orders. Some of her skills include: being double jointed, the ability to be able to climb almost any surface, very good at mimicking animal sounds and is EXTREMELY good at sneaking around. However, there is a side to Lynx that she does not show very often. She is very lazy and selfish at times, mainly because she lacks compassion towards humankind, caring more about dragons and animals more so than humans. This tendency causes her to be merciless in the face of battle.

 

 

..............................Lyra

 .....................Art was done by Marg The Loony and Chameishida

Lyra is very sheltered and shy. She suppressed her emotion and looks down on those who do are emotional. Lyra can be rudely sarcastic at times and accidentally offend someone. Don't expect a public display of remorse. This does not mean she is feelingless though, she feels emotion, but, she is just very insecure about it. She does not like showing weakness or personal attachment, more insecurity, and less sociopathy. Though in fights, she doesn't appear to have a sense of honor and isn't afraid to fight dirty. Lyra is willing to do anything to ensure her well being, and the well being of her mother. Which could be a weakness. She values her self-preservation. She usually has her hood masking her pale delicate face, which sunburns easily and long hair.

 

 

 

Nyx

 Art was done by DuskDayBreak

One of Nyx's most defining traits is her brash and sarcastic attitude towards everything that breathes. She is the type of girl who does not have to do much to stand apart from the crowd. However, Nyx is no way an extrovert, the reason why she puts herself in social situations is purely one of two reasons, the first one being is that she wants to go people watching. Where she sits in some corner and watches people, how they react and their social cues. She just observes them, untangles their motives and finds their interests. The second reason is that she wants to show up the competition, along with being stubborn, Nyx is a show-off. The problem is, natural talent can only get you so far. Because of her years from people watching, she has become very keen on observations. Smarter than the average person, she is able to look at any given Viking and deduce a thing or two about them. Sort of like Sherlock Holmes but not nearly as skilled. With her great intelligence, comes social anxiety. Nyx buried this under layers of brashness but, this insecurity can be sorted out by the way she avoids social and emotional get-togethers. Due to her inability to express her social anxiety, Nyx finds herself at a lack of friends. She usually plays this off as her not wanting any friends but sometimes, when a dragon is your only friend, you can get lonely. The result, she makes a lot of enemies. Usually because of her showoff-ness and Brash attitude, and sarcasm. In reality, Nyx wants some friends, but she sees this as a weakness and as part of her insecurities which she buries deep inside of her and does not let anyone see. She's not edgy, she's just misguided.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Aeryn Nyght

 Art was done by Tosilohi

Aeryn also has a sense of show-off-ness, an over-the-top, dramatic character. She takes any given situation, brandishes it with a flare of sarcasm and performs, drawing attention to herself all the while managing to act edgy or sweet, or however she wanted to be perceived. This need of hers to put on a show made her invaluable to the man while she was on his side. Like the theatre kid she should be, Aeryn has expertly crafted this skill of taking on different personas, and she isn't afraid to add in some cliche drama to her dialogue and actions. Constantly referencing pop-culture, Aeryn is interesting, but the tiring person to be around. The problem with her extroverted, boldness is that few get to witness the actual Aeryn, not one of her many characters. In a sense, it is quite similar to the multifaceted personality disorder, only, Aeryn recognizes her many personas. She chooses not to show anyone her true colors due to some insecurities. These different personalities are the shields she has put up for emotional protection. With Aeryn, you never know if her reactions are genuine or just part of the show.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Gail Cyrek

 Art was done by Katarile

Gail is very softspoken. She does not like attracting much attention as people have a tendency to stare. She is very insecure about her face and does her best to conceal it. She gets very annoyed if someone asks about it. However, with this silence comes the ability to listen. She observes the world around her and is able to spot even the tiniest of details. This silent brilliance has made her a stellar judge of character. She reads body language very well and has a certain flare of stubbornness about her. Still, she is very dark. Generally, when she speaks, most people cannot hear what she says, which is probably a good thing because what she does say is usually pretty dark or gory. She often says random and slightly disturbing things and speaks extremely softly anyone can barely hear her. Gail seems to be pretty timid but is generally ruthless. She is a bit of a pyromaniac and will do almost anything to get her way.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Dragons:

 

                    Nightshade

 

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             Deathstalker

 

 

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Aeryn

 Art was done by Tosilohi

Aeryn also has a sense of show-off-ness, an over-the-top, dramatic character. She takes any given situation, brandishes it with a flare of sarcasm and performs, drawing attention to herself all the while managing to act edgy or sweet, or however she wanted to be perceived. This need of hers to put on a show made her invaluable to the man while she was on his side. Like the theatre kid she should be, Aeryn has expertly crafted this skill of taking on different personas, and she isn't afraid to add in some cliche drama to her dialogue and actions. Constantly referencing pop-culture, Aeryn is interesting, but the tiring person to be around. The problem with her extroverted, boldness is that few get to witness the actual Aeryn, not one of her many characters. In a sense, it is quite similar to the multifaceted personality disorder, only, Aeryn recognizes her many personas. She chooses not to show anyone her true colors due to some insecurities. These different personalities are the shields she has put up for emotional protection. With Aeryn, you never know if her reactions are genuine or just part of the show

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Horrible puns is a great way to express Dad Jokes. Ya'll ready for this?

 

 

 

I am sure that you've heard of the popular TV series The Walking Dead?

Well, have you heard of the even more popular spinoff series, The Walking Bread?

Someone told me that their motto is "The bread will rise when you yeast expect it."

And, "Butter run or your toast!"

 

 

I don't mean to brag, but since we're on the topic of bread,

I am on a roll!

 

((The purpose of this thread is to make you laugh. Don't take it or any of it's contents seriously.)

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OMG!

This thread is beautiful! :OOO

 

Celebrity gossip! I heard that Oxygen was going out with Magnisium and I was like 'OMG'!

Then again, it was the atoms that told me that, I don't trust them, they make up everything.

Oh, don't worry, I'll only be making science puns PERIODICALLY!

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gg XDDD

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I'm not a dad but....

I'm not a dad or even a parent at all. It I have one

 

a father buffalo was taking his child to his first day of school. "By dad!!" The kid said. The father said "BISON!!"

 

...sorry that was terrible

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About Me:

 

 

Name: Taliah

Gender: Female

Species: Not really sure to be honest

Birthday: 28th of September

Lives In: NSW, Australia

Hobbies: Drawing, Reading, Playing Games, Watching TV, Riding Horses

Loves: Animals, Books, Drawing, Friends, Family

Hates: Abusive People, Avocados, Bugs, Heights, Small Spaces

Favourite Colour: Light Blue

Favourite Animals: Dragons, Horses, Wolves, Eagles, Owls

Favourite Dragon: Woolly Howl

Favourite Dog: Husky

Favourite Cat: Birman

Favourite Movies/Books: Harry Potter, How to Train Your Dragon, Eragon (Inheritance), Warrior cats

 

My Dragons:

 

Sapphire

(Titan)

Gender: Female

Species: Deadly Nadder

Colours: Dark Blue with Light Blue Belly

Personality: Adventurous, Confident, Loyal

Bond Level: 10/10

 

Nightshard

Gender: Female

Species: Razorwhip

Colours: Silver with Darkish Tinge

Personality: Cheerful, Daring, Friendly

Bond Level: 9.5/10

 

Shockwave

Gender: Male

Species: Thunderdrum

Colours: Green with Lighter Belly and Spots

Personality: Cooperative, Introverted, Quiet

Bond Level: 6.5/10

 

Coral

Gender: Female

Species: Tide Glider

Colours: Dark Blue with Light Blue Details and Pink Patterns

Personality: Bubbly, Playful, Sweet

Bond Level: 7.5/10

 

Cinder

Gender: Male

Species: Monstrous Nightmare

Colours: Orange with Darker Patterns and Yellow Belly

Personality: Athletic, Daring, Feisty

Bond Level: 7/10

 

Pebbles

Gender: Male

Species: Gronkle

Colours: Brown with Light Belly and Blue Speckles

Personality: Calm, Helpful, Lazy

Bond Level: 6.5/10

 

Sahara

Gender: Female

Species: Sand Wraith

Colours: Light Sandy Colour with Lighter Belly and Spots

Personality: Alert, Cheeky, Fun Loving

Bond Level: 8.5/10

 

Clouchaser

Gender: Male

Species: Stormcutter

Colours: Dark Blue with Light Blue Details

Personality: Dignified, Tolerent, Wise

Bond Level: 7.5/10

 

Firework

Gender: Male

Species: Typhoomerang

Colours: Blue with White Head and Light Blue Details

Personality: Optimistic, Stubborn, Competitive

Bond Level: 7/10

 

Shrubb

Gender: Female

Species: Prickleboggle

Colours:Green with Light Belly and Brown Spots

Personality: Easily Distracted, Energetic, Playful

Bond Level: 6/10

 

Geode

Gender: Male

Species: Snafflefang

Colours: Purple with Teal Patches and Light Blue Belly

Personality: Careless, Ordinary, Quiet

Bond Level: 5.5/10

 

Frostclaw

Gender: Male

Species: Groncicle

Colours: Light Icy Blue

Personality: Assertive, Greedy, Dignified

Bond Level: 6/10

 

Melody and Harmony

Gender: Female

Species: Zippleback

Colours: Purple with Light Blue Belly and Green Spots

Personality: Curious, Humerous, Imaginative

Bond Level: 5.5/10

 

Emberwing

Gender: Female

Species: Fireworm Queen

Colours: Gold with Light Belly and Dark Orange Spots

Personality: Competitive, Obedient, Tough

Bond Level: 6.5/10

 

Thistletail

Gender: Male

Species: Whispering Death

Colours: Dark Teal with Light Teal Belly and Greek Spines

Personality: Introverted, Quiet, Shy

Bond Level: 6/10

 

Lumpy

Gender: Male

Species: Hotburple

Colours: Brown with Lighter Belly and Spots

Personality: Calm, Gentle, Lazy

Bond Level: 6.5/10

 

Honeydew

Gender: Female

Species: Sweet Death

Colours: Light Brown with Light Green Wings

Personality: Friendly, Misunderstood, Sweet

Bond Level: 5/10

 

Quicksilver

Gender: Female

Species: Speed Stinger

Colours: Very Pale Teal with Light Belly and Darker Head Fin

Personality: Energetic, Fun Loving, Lovable

Bond Level: 7.5/10

 

Whiplash

Gender: Male

Species: Grapple Grounder

Colours: Light Bluw with Royal Blue Patterns and Light Belly

Personality: Clumsy, Humerous, Excluded

Bond Level: 6/10

 

Amazon

Gender: Male

Species: Raincutter

Colours: Green with Lighter Spots and Blue on Head and Back Fins and on Wings

Personality: Careless, Ordinary, Playful

Bond Level: 4.5/10

 

Avalanche

Gender: Male

Species: Woolly Howl

Colours: White with Pale Blue belly And Light Blue Fur

Personality: Funny, Loyal, Protective

Bond Level: 10/10

 

Seed, Stem, Leaf and Petal

Gender: Female

Species: Snaptrapper

Colours: Light Purple-Pink with Green Belly and Yellow Spots

Personality: Seed:Shy, Stem:Intelligent Leaf:Sweet Petal:Self Centred

Bond Level: 6.5/10

 

Silhouette

Gender: Male

Species: Skrill

Colours: Dark Purple with Lighter Details and Pale Lilac Belly

Personality: Brave, Sly, Witty

Bond Level: 7/10

 

Toothless

Gender: Male

Species: Night Fury

Colours: Black 

Personality: Funny, Loyal, Protective

Bond Level: 8/10

 

Blitz

Gender: Male

Species: Shockjaw

Colours: Light Blue with Green Belly and Back Sail and Dark Blue on Wings and Chin

Personality: Charming, Humerous, Joyful

Bond Level: 7.5/10

 

Desertsong

Gender: Male

Species: Moldruffle

Colours: Defult

Personality: Cheeky, Cute, Playful

Bond Level: 6/10

 

Atlas

Gender: Male

Species: Hobblegrunt

Colours: Different Shades of Light Teal

Personality: Cheerful, Playful, Naive

Bond Level: 5.5/10

 

Neptune

Gender: Male

Species: Scauldron

Colours: Dark Blue with Lighter Blue Belly and Details

Personality: Calm, Friendly, Proud

Bond Level: 8/10

 

Chorus

Gender: Female

Species: Deathsong

Colours: Purple with Light Belly and Blue Patterns

Personality: Adventurous, Curious, Daring

Bond Level: 8/10

 

Ignatius

Gender: Male

Species: Singetail

Colours: Orange with Yellow Details

Personality: Alert, Heroic, Masculine 

Bond Level: 6.5/10

 

Magmajaw

Gender: Male

Species: Eruptodon

Colours: Brown with Grey Underside and Deep Orange Details

Personality: Calm, Gentle, Shy

Bond Level: 6.5/10

 

Sherbet

Gender: Female

Species: Flame Whipper

Colours: Pale Yellow Head and Tail, Pink Body an Black Stripes

Personality: Cheerful, Energetic, Witty

Bond Level: 7/10

 

Flintfang

Gender: Male

Species: Armorwing

Colours: Pale Yellow with Black Stripes, Horns and Claws

Personality: Loyal, Protective, Shy

Bond Level: 6/10

 

Boreas

Gender: Male

Species: Snow Wraith

Colours: White with Blue Spots

Personality: Adventurous, Introverted, Lovable,

Bond Level: 7/10

 

Arrow

Gender: Male

Species: Boneknapper

Colours: White

Personality: Cheerful, Clever, Playful

Bond Level: 6.5/10

 

Pineheart

Gender: Male

Species: Timberjack

Colours: Darkish Brown with Dark Green Wing and Horn Tips

Personality: Alert, Corageous, Wise

Bond Level: 7/10

 

Azula

Gender: Female

Species: Flightare

Colours: Aqua with Lighter Aqua belly and Dark Blue Patterns

Personality: Elegant, Gentle, Mysterious

Bond Level: 7/10

 

Tempest

Gender: Female

Species: Triple Stryke

Colours: Dark Navy Blue with Blue Underside and Lighter Blue Details

Personality: Adventurous, Energetic, Protective

Bond Level: 8/10

 

Wynta

Gender: Female

Species: Woolly Howl

Colours: Light Blue with Darker Blue Fur and Blue Belly

Personality: Kind, Quiet, Shy

Bond Level: 9/10

 

Copper

Gender: Male

Species: Razorwhip

Colours: Copper

Personality: Calm, Friendly, Sweet

Bond Level: 7.5/10

 

Bramble

Gender: Male

Species: Deadly Nadder

Colours: Dark Teal with Light Green Belly and Light Spines

Personality: Adventurous, Curious, Easily Distracted

Bond Level: 5.5/10

 

Kelda

Gender: Female

Species: Mudraker

Colours: Light Purple with Dark Blue Spots and Aqua Belly and Sail

Personality: To be written

Bond Level: 6/10

 

Wavebreakee

Gender: Male

Species: Winndwalker

Colours: Dark Blue with Darker Blue Spots and Green Spine

Personality: (To Be Written)

Bond Level: 8.5/10

 

 

Favourite Classes: Sharp, Tidal and Strike

Goals in Game: Save up gems, collect one of every dragon, become #1 Ultimate Dragon Trainer

Friend Code: ELQIFI

 

It's Art Time!

 

Sapphire

By Werewolfgirl1253

 

Sapphire

By Dark Witch 11

 

Sapphire

By FloofQueen

 

Sapphire

By GreenAsSin

 

Nightshard

By Lululu6161

 

Sahara

By glorybringer

 

Firework

By Zikta

 

Lumpy

By DuskDaybreak

 

Quicksilver

By ShiroKageFox

 

Avalanche

By Wutend Bonfire

 

Avalanche

By FireNightStar

 

Avalanche

By BoomBox74

 

 

Wynta

By Alexadragonfire

 

 

Thank you to all those people who have done art and edits for me! Very much appreciated! <3

 

Drawings by Me (Not all of them, obviously)

(Feel free to request by PM-ing me)

 

Congrats if you read all that, I spent way more time on it than I should have. Nonetheless, hope you enjoyed it! :)

 

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Dad jokes for president

Two antennas met on a roof fell in love and got married the ceremony wasn't much but the RECEPTION was incredible

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viking name:roflolthefamous

friend code:FoKIQ9

its trash.i know

dragons yay

 

 

 

name:jolt

species:shockjaw

gender:male

 

mah best pal

 

 

the twins

name:gas n spark

species:hideous zippleback

gender:left male right female

 

 

 

 

 

 

(my fav)

name:smaug

species:armourwing

gender:male

fact:he's "bones" li'l bro

 

 

name:bones

species:boneknapper

gender:male

fact:he's smaugs big bro

 

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You can never go wrong with dad jokes and puns... Hopefully, guess we'll find out.

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WHADDUP Y'ALL I'M REDOING MY SIGGY STAY

TUNED!!!

 

HERE'S SOME FANCY LINKS TO KEEP YOU BUSY:

 

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These jokes are so bad, they're good XD

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Dreadfall Harvest Haunt is coming!

* Art by me ;-) *

 

My in-game viking:

Name: Aelyras

Nickname: Ras (but I'm also sometimes called Aely)

Main dragon: GhostLight (Titan Flightmare, female)

Adventurer level: 35

Stars: 2 golden stars

Trophies: 1365

Clan: Storm Warriors

Trained dragons: 39

Un-hatched eggs: 2

Titans: 3

My farm: "TheChickensHome"; 5 stars (6 votes)

Playing since: anywhere in 2014

Friend code: PM me if you want to know =)

 

IRL-me:

Name: all I'll say is that my name starts with an R ;-)

Age: 15

Birthday: January the 4th

Nationality: Dutch

*that means that English isn't my first language, so sorry if I often make grammar and spelling mistakes!*

Hobbies: drawing, reading, playing SoD, watching TV, listening to HTTYD soundtracks :3

Movies, series, and other stuff I really like:

-How To Train Your Dragon (duh!)

-Harry Potter (go Ravenclaw! )

-Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them

-Marvel

-Gravity Falls

-MLP

-Ninjago

-and almost everything that is about dragons =3 (I just LOVE dragons!)

 

 

That's all for now

Have a nice day ;-)

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Yes! Dad jokes! Tracking!

Yes! Dad jokes! Tracking!

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^These are my siggy guardians,  Mist and Snuggles, made by the awesome Wircherforever! TYSM!^

 

Thanks to everyone that has ever done art for me! I highly appreciate your efforts and the sacrifice you've made to give your wonderful talent to the community. Once again, thanks to everyone!

 

×Sorry this user is sporadically on!×

I've recently been finding it tough to find time to come on here between school and extra circular activities. 

Please understand thank I try to come on here as often as I possibly can! Thank you!!!

 

If anyone has any questions for me (usernames, friends codes, rps, etc.), feel free to pm me! I'm friendly (more often than not :) )!

 

~My Viking(s)~

 

Name (In Game): King Candy

^By the Amazing Jackalope!^

Nickname: King

Gender: Male

Age: 25ish

Home Island: Berk

Clan: Ring of Dragon Fire 

Clan Rank: Member

Favorite Hangout Spot: Icestorm Island  

Main Dragon: Fix it Felix

^By the Awesome Ashia Snowqueen!^

Nickname: Felix/Moose

 Species: Deadly Nadder

Gender: Male

Age: 20ish

Favorite Hangout Spot: Glacier Island

Favorite Food: Angler Fish

 

Name: Lupus

  

^By the Stunning StrakeRavingMadman! ~ By the Fantastic Katarile! ^

THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU TWO!

Nickname: N/A

Gender: Female 

Age: 17

Home Island: Fyrsta

Clan: 'Rogues' (Not a In Game Clan)

Clan Rank: Member  

Main Dragon: Basalt

Nickname: Lazy Rock

Species: Catastrophic Quaken 

Gender: Male

Age: 26

Favorite Food: What's Ever Around

 

Name: Westerna Frank

Nickname: Westra

Gender: Female

Age: 12

Home Island: Berk

Clan: -

Clan Rank: -

Main Dragon: Gemina

Nickname: Gem

Species: Cavern Crusher

Gender: Male

Age: 8

Favorite Food: Eggs

 

Name: Snowburst Convectina

^By the Magnificent Kittyllama! Thank you!^

Nickname: Snowie

Gender: Female

Age: 21

Home Island: 

Clan: -

Clan Rank: -

Main Dragon: Icey

Nickname: N/A

Species: Deadly Nadder

Gender: Female

Age: 20

Favorite Food: Arctic Char

 

Name: Daur the Draged

Nickname: Daur

Gender: Male

Age: 23

Home Island: Bersker

Clan: -

Clan Rank: -

Main Dragon: Sleepy Sheep

Nickname: Boy

Species: Monstrous Nightmare

Gender: Male

Age: 26

Favorite Food: Salmon

 

 

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Someone touched Felix's Sketchers! Both by the Awesome Floofqueen! Now someone's making fun of him. -_-

 

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By The Ecliptic Eight, thank you so much!

 

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GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY! Not the dad jokes! You've brought this up on yourself! xD

 

-clears throat- They wouldn't let me use Twilight for my password. They said it didn't have enough strong characters. -takes top hat off and bows-

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If ya ever need a friend, you can PM me!

 

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(by Qibli207)

 

Adoptibles by jada:

 

 

 

Friends:

 

Dragon

taught me what love is.

Being friends with Dragon (AKA, jada) has been a real treat. She's a very understanding person, an amazing artist, and has written one of my favorite stories.

 

Thunder

taught me that anyone can have friends.

Thunder was one of my first real friends to ever have. Even though we're both awkward, our friendship still lives.

 

Charly

​taught me that the smart ones always win.

I've known Charly as long as Dragon, but I didn't really get to know her until the past year and a half. She's a book-worm and will make grammar jokes with me whenever.

 

Jess

taught me that brownies are more than just tasty.

The couple of years I've known Jess have flown past so quickly, I don't know what hit me. He's super funny and loves Undertale and Minecraft.

 

Numb

taught me that some of the funniest jokes are the lamest.

Once upon a time, Numb and I were constantly mad at each other and always at each other's throats. That all changed a little while after our worst fight, and now we throw bananas and tell bad jokes with each other.

 

Master

taught me a level of patience I never knew.

Master's a cool dude, however depressed he may be. I can't help but to call him a friend.

 

FlyingFury

taught me that sometimes randomness brings great things, like friends.

Fury's an amazing person. For some reason, she answered my random message and now we chat about Nintendo, Frank Sinatra, and Paul McCartney. 

 

Grim

helped me become more social.

Grim's my newest friend, but she's also one of my best. She's a sweet, funny person and can always bring a smile to my face. Plus I loaf her art.

 

Boom

showed me hope.

Boomy was bored, I was lonely. What better way to make a friend? He's like a salted-caramel chocolate bar-- sweet, but salty-- and has made lots of days brighter.

 

 

I love them all more than I love pecan pie on Thanksgiving, and there's

nothing I wouldn't do just to know that they're happy.

It be da truth!

 

You smile. You're their happy friend-- it's your job.

You always smile and try to make them smile. Why wouldn't you?

But sometimes you fall.

But you try to smile anyway. It's your job.

Then you see your friends, and that weight called sorrow is lifted and you don't have to try...

It comes naturally.

I love you guys. <3

 

 

I know this shouldn't be, but I envy those who are closer to my beautiful friends than I. I shouldn't, because I am lucky enough for them to have accepted  me as a friend. I'm sorry.

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CloudStream welcomes you to my siggy!

She protects the art here, so dont try and take anything! :) 

 

 

Thanks SOO much to Rebell for making my Profile Picture dragon edit!!!

 

Hello! I am jenniemkitty! I'm always open to chat, but may not get back to you super quickly. I am a bit of a goofball sometimes...so you have been warned. =-)

(warning:this siggy is long. Prepare yourselves.)

(another warning: bit of an art hoarder E)

 

 

My Q&A 

(click the words)

 

 

A little about me:

 

I am crazy about...

Everything Httyd of Course! - Httyd, Httyd 2, Rtte, SoD, and looking forawrd to HTTYD3! (I also play Rise of Berk) I would like to add that the Fanfiction 'A Matter of Perspective' by Squiid is really good you should read it :) (It's about Viggo's backstroy)

Harry Potter (i am completly nuts about this and have always been, and if you are too, I always love to talk to other Potterheads! =-) More about Harry potter stuff down lower, about half of the way down & at the bottom in the funny's)

Rangers Apprentice (not many people have heard about this book seiries, but it is Awesome! )

 

 

Pet Peves:

Judging other people

swearing

insulting (on purpose, sometimes people do it on accident, but as long as they apoligize they should be forgiven.)

Bugging

I may get mad if you do these. 

 

 

I'm a Mormon!

- questions and chatting are welcome

- Antagonizing me is not

- one important thing you should know is that there are many untrue rumors about Mormons on the internet.

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Im a part of...

 

Sunwing Voagers!

Thunderclan warriors!

 

My Viking OC

 

Name: Geveda

Apearence: scroll down a little and you'll see the artwork!

 Personality in a nutshell:

- friendly

- compasionate

-loyal, but it takes time for her to become loyal to others/trust others

- weird,but in a good way

- (sometimes strange) sense of humor

- avoids harm to others when possible

-  can be somewhat socially akward

- tends to talk to much 

Long version:

Personality: freindly, but socialy akward, loyal, compasionet, weird but in a good way, its part of her charm, with a sense of humor that sometimes leaves her standing akwardly when no one gets it. She is a very loyal person, and will not switch to the opsoing team, give away information, or help them if she is on the side she knows is good. However, while she is very loyal, it takes some time to for her to trust someone, and until then is figuring out if they are a good person to trust. There are reasons, however, that will get  her to break the rules, for example, going off to free trapped and caged dragons from dragon hunters despite being told not too (thats how she met CloudStream). She hates any kind of serious harm to people, which is why her arrows (more about them later on in siggy) only freeze the targets, not hurt. She also will try to get people to aviod injuring others when possible.

^ This awesome drawing was done by Fireflash! Thank you sooo much!

=-)

 

^ By Alina Wildfire! Thank youuuuuu!

 

 

^ by Katarile! Thank you! Your art is awesome! =)

Main Weapon

A large bow with flightmare frost balls tipped on the end of her arrows. The balls are flightmare frost coated in some hard substance (differs depending on the purpose). When they hit something, they burst open and freeze whatever it is touching 

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Dragon Art!!!

 

CloudStream

My Woolly Howl (and my favorite, don't tell the others!)

  

 

 

 

          

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

                                                                                                                                                                            ^ Thanks so much to Arrowalker for this amazing dragon! ^^

 

 ^ This drawing is made by Alexadragonfire! Thank you!!! (skillz!)

Thanks SOOOO much to Rebell for making this! (also my profile pic)

An incredbile animation of CloudStream by TosiLohi! (-squeels- E-)

 

About CloudStream: She is protective, loyal, and compasionate. She thinks of others before herself. She never shoots to kill, only injure if needed to protect. Cloudstream rescued her rider, Geveda, when she was attemting to free dragons out of cages in a dragon hunter camp. She was rather closed up at first, but warmed up to Geveda after Geveda proved to her she was trustwothy, and they formed a close bond. She loves speed and feeling the wind in her face, and often does stunts with her rider (however she pushes the limits of how daring they are, as Geveda is more catious than CloudStream)She, liker her rider, is very loyal. Her main and first loyalty lies with Geveda. It takes time and good actions for her to trust others. She is very determind and has a strong willpower.

Weaknesses: Sometimes she doesnt listen and does something anyway if she is determind to do it, which gets them in trouble sometimes. She does not give up easily, which can be bad if there is a need to stop.

 

Savidi

The tripple strike

 ^ This adorable and amazing dragon was made by LissaFish! Thanks!

 

Starlight

The Night Fury

  ^ By DukinaDragon, thank you!! (congrats on ur first edit! =-)

 

 

FireLilly

The Fireworm Queen

 

 ^ Thanks so much BoomBox74! I love it!!! Amazing!  =-)

 

 

Elska

the Tripple Strike

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

^ This was drawn by Mystery-Venomnshift - thanks!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thanks BoomBox74! She's adorable!

 

 

 

Dragon Screenshots

I decided to put in on a google docs instead. It was taking up to much space:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1U41ILztmSBKhJ_9rid6ntU9CIvr2fQeyKUv17c5vSNo/edit 

 

 

 

(I am a huge potter-head)

 

I am proud to be  Hufflepuff!

To Understand Hufflepuffs more, read this:

http://pottermore.wikia.com/wiki/Hufflepuff

 

My wand: 

Larch wood with a unicorn hair core, 13 ¾" and slightly yielding flexibility

My patronus: Dolphin

My Ilvermonery house: Thunderbird

 

 

 

 

THE FUNNIES:

moved to a google docs:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1fJcvaIDSX0Ofe0oNd5a_hu3Rkdp9GJCOPfPT5FlKYxs/edit

ENJOY! =-)

 

 

 

-waves- THANKS FOR LOOKING THROUGH ALL OF THIS

CRAZINESS!! E) (you must have been boooored E)

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I do dragon fan theories!

I come up with theories about dragons and post a new set of theories for a specific dragon species every Saturday. Click the link below to check them out!

Dragon Theories Thread

 

 

School of Dragons Info

 

Main Viking: WhispertheWolf

 

Starter Dragon: Brightclaw (female Deadly Nadder)

 

Main Dragons: Winterwind (female Woolly Howl) and Icevein (male Groncicle)

 

Main Racing Dragons: Avalanche (female Snow Wraith), Abominable (male Titan Wing Snow Wraith), and Frostclaws (male Shivertooth)

 

Main Battle Dragon: Thistle (female Prickleboggle)

 

All My Dragons

 

*Dragons of My Main "Team"

 

Strike Class

*Winterwind: female Woolly Howl

Dasher: male Woolly Howl (Snoggletog Wraith stand-in)

*Borealis: male Titan Wing Woolly Howl

*Avalanche: female Snow Wraith

*Abominable: male Titan Wing Snow Wraith

Slashtail: male Triple Stryke

Icebones (in-game name Stormblaze): male Skrill

Galewing: female Titan Wing Skrill

 

Boulder Class

*Icevein: male Groncicle

Hoarfrost: male Groncicle (Icevein's father)

Permafrost: female Groncicle (Icevein's mother)

Crystal (in-game name Krystal): female Groncicle (Icevein's sister)

Snowblast: male Groncicle (Icevein's brother)

Firn: female Groncicle (Icevein's sister)

Coldnip: male Groncicle (Frozen Groncicle stand-in)

*Meteorblast: male Eruptodon

Sawblade (in-game name Sawfang): male Whispering Death

Bramble: female Titan Wing Whispering Death

Furious: male Screaming Death

Merciless: female Titan Wing Screaming Death

Silhouette: female Sentinel

Comrade: male Elder Sentinel

Stonemaw: male Gronckle

Fireball: female Titan Wing Gronckle

Ironmaid (in-game name Honormaid): female Hotburple

Redwolf: male Grapple Grounder

Gemtooth: female Snafflefang

Charity: female Shovelhelm

Boulderdash: male Catastrophic Quaken

Stonefist: male Thunderpede

 

Sharp Class

*Frostclaws: male Shivertooth

Solstice: female Shivertooth

*Thistle: female Prickleboggle (tiny Prickleboggle stand-in)

Silvershard: female Razorwhip

Swiftslice: male Titan Wing Razorwhip

Oakthorn (in-game name Oakclaw): male Timberjack

Fleetsteps: male Speed Stinger

Quickflash: female Titan Wing Speed Stinger

Windrider: female Stormcutter

Owleyes: male Titan Wing Stormcutter

Rainshed: female Raincutter

Spitfire: male Scuttleclaw

Jadeheart: female Titan Wing Scuttleclaw

Cindertooth: female Grim Gnasher

Darkmaster: male Titan Wing Grim Gnasher

Shadowhunter: male Devilish Dervish

 

Tracker Class

*Brightclaw: female Deadly Nadder

*Horntail: male Titan Wing Deadly Nadder

Bullheart: male Rumblehorn

Echo: female Mudraker

 

Mystery Class

*Faith: female Changewing

Nightingale: female Sithersong

Evermore: male Death Song

Valkyrie: female Titan Wing Death Song

Bandit: male Armorwing

Professor: male Flightmare

Starshine: female Titan Wing Flightmare

Scourge: female Boneknapper

Wishbone: male Titan Wing Boneknapper

Fortitude: male Buffalord

Horrorcow: female Titan Wing Buffalord

Honey: female Sweet Death

Mistwalker: female Smothering Smokebreath

Double & Trouble: female Hideous Zippleback

Short & Snout: male Titan Wing Hideous Zippleback

Sneak, Snip, Snap & Trap: male Snaptrapper (Leafy Snaptrapper stand-in)

 

Tidal Class

Seacry: female Thunderdrum

Darkbreather: male Titan Wing Thunderdrum

Fjord: male Sand Wraith

Shorewind: female Titan Wing Sand Wraith

Sparky: male Shockjaw

Riptide: male Scauldron

Splashwing: female Sliquifier

Wavedancer: female Tide Glider

Freyasfang: female Windwalker

 

Stoker Class

Brightsoul: male Singetail

Scout: female Flame Whipper

Firegale: female Monstrous Nightmare

Ridgeback: male Titan Wing Monstrous Nightmare

Sparrow: female Terrible Terror

Van (in-game name Slurg): male Titan Wing Terrible Terror

Cyclone: male Typhoomerang

Sunheart: female Fireworm Queen

Eclipse: female Night Terror

Lionheart: male Moldruffle

Legacy: female Silver Phantom

Fireflight: female Hobblegrunt (Threadtail stand-in)

 

 

Original Characters

 

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Trainer Sprites by Blackwolfen

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The Wolf and the Howl Characters:

Whisper Norling

Winterwind

Icevein

Sparrow

Ylva Norling

Pickle

Yarrow

Norbert Haugen

Frostclaws

Thistle

Carsten

Avalanche

Dasher

Coldnip

The King

Other Characters

More Characters

 

Son of the Sea Characters

 

Adoptables

 

Extra Winterwind Links

Winterwind Artwork

Winterwind Banners

Whisper and Winterwind: A Poem by Wolflight

 

The Real Winterwind: Jetta

http://i.istockimg.com/file_thumbview_approve/56584758/3/stock-photo-56584758-young-woman-with-her-horse-winter-portrait-toned.jpg

Made by SouloftheFoxy

 

The bond between Man and Beast...

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/polls/459000/459048_1275729097789_full.jpguploaded image

...is not just fiction.

 

Links to My Screenshot Comics

http://i.imgur.com/Eh6yYoZ.png

 

The Wolf and the Howl: The Song of Death

The Wolf and the Howl: The Dragon at Dreadfall

The Wolf and the Howl: Dragon Sledding

The Wolf and the Howl: A Winter's Ride

The Wolf and the Howl: Matchmaker

The Wolf and the Howl: The Mysterious Chicken Caper

The Wolf and the Howl: Terror Loose on Dreadfall

 

Extra: Dasher's Snoggletog Countdown

 

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These guys are so cute hehehe

Hey! Listen!

Hoy, small fry!

It's dangerous to go alone! Take this!

You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?

The flow of time is always cruel...

After all, a fake is a fake...and no matter how much you dress it up, the real thing always wins!

Shadow and Light are two sides of the same coin...One cannot exist without the other.

 

 

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Did someone say...

DAD JOKES?

Let's begin, shall we?

 

 

 

 

 

That's all for now folks; it's my bedtime otherwise I'd put more :'D

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clear the slate and start over

just watch it all burn

the name that you know

you will have to unlearn

 

she's no longer here

but what can i say?

he's happier now

it's the dawn of a new day

 

go forth, live your dreams

enjoy the fresh air

with a smile on your face

and the wind in your hair

 

it will be okay, yes

don't worry about me

because i felt so much better

once "she" became "he"

 

and now you know his name is not "catie"

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2. Okay, I know that was a cheesy joke, but, are you laugh-tose intollerant?

3. I'm gonna go eat breadnow-- I'm on a roll with the dad jokes. :3

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A waist of time.

 

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...............

​Oh Oh Oh Oh! This is my home!

 

My dad ate a clock...

It was very time consuming...

Especially when he went back for seconds!

 

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Меня зовут вала. Я пришел из страны полуночного солнца. Моя миссия-стать актрисой. Я всегда любил животных и хочу подружиться много. У меня очень грустное и удручающее время. Надеясь, что это изменится. Я также хочу распространить Евангелие Иисуса Христа всем и всем людям!!

 

 Decipher this and you will get my mission in life.

 

Îmi place să-mi fac prieteni noi, dar sunt introvertit.

 

WARNING:

This Siggy will be stripped of its words and put back up with a COMPLETELY new look!

 

  HELLO, FELLOW DRAGON TRAINERS.

(if you want to know more about the real me and some funny things...scroll down)

 

Art Gallery

(By amazing people)

 

(BY THE AWESOME dogloven)

 

Hina by BrynneBjornsson ~TYSM~

 

 

 

 

 

  Eurus by the amazingly talented, RedHoodJason (THANK YOU SO MUCH!)

 

Eurus by the Amazing *trumpet sounds* TosiLohi!!!

 

​Before we go any further....

I AM A PROUD ELDER IN THE CRAZY CLUB!!!! I'LL SAY IT LOUD AND I'LL SAY IT PROUD!!

 

My name is Valasari, Viking from the Isle of Vanaheim. Home to the sick and elderly dragons who make their final pilgrimage to this sacred land. Not many Vikings have made it past the unblinking Sentinel gaurdians, who have stone-like statue appearances and have the element of surprise upon unsuspecting Vikings. They are actually blind, therefore rely on their hearing & smell. They have better hearing than most dragons because of their blindness.

 

Before you ask...YES I know that this is a Signature....buuut you know......

 

 

  MY DRAGONS

 

Saharii--Adult Rumblehorn

Zeena--Teen Monstrous Nightmare

 

 

Role Plays I am In:

I know...I need to get a life.

 

Messengers of Light

 

Between Two Worlds

 

Unsuspected Changes
 

The SweetWraith

 

The Elven''s Hope

 

Kalelians in Milldrany

 

A Fusion's Will To Live

 

Dragon Evolution: Rise of the Hybrids

 

Dragon Evolution: The Treaty

 

The Enhanced

 

The Fall of the Elementals

 

Dark Future 

 

Modern Riding

 

Captured

 

 

 

   ABOUT ME

 

I come from the Isle of Vanaheim. So far, the Sentinels have trusted me enough to live among the poor old dragons on this sacred Island. Of course, my Dragons are with me. They had to prove that they were trustworthy, as well as loyal. I have sadly moved away from Vanheim to live in the School. My goal is to become an Ultimate Dragon Trainer and then go back to Vanaheim!! I wish to see the Sentinels again....someday, after I have achieve my goal.

 

   ABOUT MY DRAGONS

 

I saved Saharii from a devastating situation. Dragon Hunters had caged him, but Hiccup and I rescued him just in time.

Now, Zeena, on the other talon, has a wonderful life, I am making sure of it. I wish to befriend more dragons. I hatched her from an egg and raised her. With some help from Saharii.

 

Join me in my quest to save dragons from scum like the Dragon Hunters and Viggo. And as far as dragons are concerned...I wouldn't trade them for anything.....Would You?

 

 

 

   THINGS I LOVE!

 

​0.The Avengers!--DUH! They are amazing!!

1. SilverWeed San--She is my favorite Youtuber!

2.Dragons!--WHO ON LOKI ISLAND doesn't LOVE dragons.

3.Horses--Beautiful animals

4.Razorwhips--my favourite dragons

5.My animals...'cause...well...just 'cause.

6.Reptiles--Who dosn't like scaly creatures?

7.Lord of the Rings--Obviously 'cause Gandolf is AWESOME and Legalos too

8.School of Dragons--Uh...I don't know what to say but I wish I could play it MORE!

 

 

​Favorite Books

Wings of Fire  Tui.T. Sutherland

Pegasus Kate O'hearn

Narnia C.S.Lewis

Shadow Horse Alison Heart

​A Horse of Her Own Annie Wedekind

Menagerie Tui T. Sutherland

Buddy H. M. Herlong

(That's not all....but all my wittle brain could think of)

 

 

 

Funny things

 

I'm NOT clumsy. It's just that the floor hates me. The tables and chairs are bullies and the Wall Gets In The WAY!!

 

 

When someone told me I was in a fantasy, I fell off my Unicorn.

 

Friend: Did you fall?

Me: No, I attacked the floor.

Friend: Backwards?

Me: I'm freakin' talented!!!!!

The morale of this story. Just believe the cold truth that you're a Klutz. 'Cause I sure am.

 

If a robber broke into our house to search for money....I would laugh and search with him.

 

I hate it when people text me and it says "call me". One day I am going to call someone and say "text me".

 

I can't dance to save my life, but when I step in dog poo, I can moondance better than Michael Jackson. =)

 

 

 

Dad jokes:

 

 Dad lookes at me....."You know hon, I couldn't find a single shoe shop today". I breathe in a sigh of relief, knowing that he won't make a bad joke. Dad: "They only sold them in pairs". I bang my head on the wall.

 

Dad dances around in front of the ATM machine. Me: what are you doing? Dad: Just checking my balance. Me: *walks away to the car*

 

Dad in the morning: You know I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went....then it dawned on me.

 

Dad: Yesterday I ate a clock..it was very time consuming...especially when I went back for seconds!!

 

Dad: What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue? Me: I don't know. Dad: You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna. Me: What about the pot of glue? Dad: I knew that you would get stuck on that! Me: OHHHHHHHHHH

 

Dad: Did you hear about the guy in KC who was addicted to brake fluid? Me: No..... Dad: Good news! He can stop at any time.

 

Dad and I were at the store and he picks up the velcro: I wouldn't buy anything with velcro....it's a total rip-off.

 

Mom asks dad at Thanksgiving: How does the turkey smell? Dad: Through its nose, I guess. Me: I'm going to bed.

 

Dad after a nice hot shower: You know..... Me: Here it comes. Dad: Singing in the shower while washing your hair is all good 'till you get soap in your mouth.....it then it just becomes a soap opera....

 

That's All Folks!!

for now.....(evil laugh)

 

 

 

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guys. Get a load of this.

Before last month my dad didn't know about dad jokes, yet, he's the King of dad jokes.

I tell him "You abd your dad jokes" (His dad jokes are the best)

He gives me a confused look and says. "What's a dad joke?" So I explain. (Though there isn't much to it)

And, leave it up to my dad to make a dad joke out of a dad joke! He says. "Ohh, I see. . . it's a dad joke. Like. . . like a bad joke?" And starts laughing at it.

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(Thunder, by Katarile. TYSM)

 

Thunderbird is a very strong and fearless character. She sails the skies with her trusted dragon, Smugde, and touches the seas with her heart. Her father was a sailor of the Løken tribe on an island called Kalfa. Boats have always been a big part of Thunder's life and adventuring is natural to her. In fact, she lives to travel and explore. She never stays in one place for to long because she believes there's to much she hasn't seen. She is fierce, intelligent and an excellent strategist. She loves to learn and is quick to learn it. She can find her way out of tight spots with ease. She is also an excellent axemen. She is swift, agile and flexible. You'll most often see her training on a large sea stack while Smugde either plays with any animal or dragon nearby or sleeping in the shade. She is very adaptable and fairly easygoing, yet, she does have a temper and is not afraid to show it. She will storm off or even give you the silent treatment if you make her really angry. She does not trust easily but will be loyal and kind if you earn it. Dragons trust her relatively quickly with the help of her Hobblegrunt who is kind to all species of dragons as long as they are fairly kind to him. But he does not trust people as easily. in fact, he does not trust people at all. It took Thunderbird two years to earn his full trust. Now they are in separable, they fly in the sky and touch the seas with their hearts, as one.

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RP's I'm in;

 

Iron wars: Dissent to bloodshed

 

The Elven's hope

 

A muggle's guide to conquering evil sorcerers

 

Kalelians in Milldrãny

 

The enhanced (an avengers assemble RP)

 

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​So, my dad started dancing in front of the ATM macheine and I asked him, "What are you doing?"

He was all, "just checking my balance". I banged my head against the wall 'till I knocked myself out.

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Did someone say... DAD JOKES!!!!!

OMG! I love dad jokes although I am horrible at them... 

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Welcome to me Siggy people who read this! I’m Hestia and this is my Siggy. And first up this is....

Psst! Hestia, Hestia!

What SkyMist!? I told you not to disturb me when I am doing this!

Oops sorry

Huh! Doesn’t matter, The moments gone!

Anyway Welcome to Hestia’s awesomely short kinda Siggy...

 

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In game name: Hestiathegreat

Trophies: 200+ and still counting

Level: 35

Friend Code: EWAY1Z (please give me a pm if you add me)

Main Dragon: Firespitter and SkyMist

 

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Art Request: Open

 

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~ I’m no longer taking any Dragon requests~

 

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I currently have 200 trophies

A proud member and new member of the Unique

Legacies

 

Clan banner made by Crystalwings

 

 

My Dragons in the order I got them

 

1. Freeze (Female Flightmare) Main Racer

 

Freeze is a very shy dragon she dosen’t hang around dragons much she prefers to be by herself but when other dragon are in trouble she dosen’t stand in the shadows she will always step up and help. She is a very fast dragon and loves doing thunderdrum racing with me. She gets upset sometimes when I send her on stable quest especially when she is with Speedy.

 

2.Speedy (Female Hidious Zippleback) Second

Battler

 

Speedy is a very social dragon she loves playing around with other dragons and is never shy. She loves flying around with me and doing stable quest with other dragons. She is a very fast dragon for her species but despite the name she hates doing racing competitions as she always thinks that she will lose.

 

3. Frostwind (Male Groncicle) Main Battler, Second

Racer

 

Frostwind is a very guarded dragon he may look fierce but inside he has a heart of gold. He loves attention and enjoys watching the sunsets with me and helping me in my far work and getting around Icestrom island as Freeze and Speedy don’t quite like the cold. He also loves taking down Outcast or Berserker ships with me and once we also saved an egg.

 

4. Firespitter (Female Whispering Death)

 

Firespitter is a very protective dragons she will roar whenever an unknown person and their dragon comes close she loves flying around and meeting new dragons but will get protective if they come close to me. She enjoys roasting eels and sleeping in the sun she dosen’t like going on stable quests if her brother is also in it.

 

5. Groundfire (Male Whispering Death)

 

Groundfire is Firespitter younger brother like her sister he is also very protective actually he is over protective and roars at everyone friend or foe. He always is on the guard and tends to stay very close to me which means that we gets in my way when I’m doing farm work. He hates all types of dragon even his sister he also doesn’t really like doing fun stuff he thinks that he should be protecting me instead and prefers staying at the stables when me and the other dragons are out on a scenic flight or playing ball. Dragon nip and eggs are the only thing that makes him happy.

 

6. Riptide (Male Shockjaw)

 

Riptide is the newest member of my group, Frostwind and I saved him from a ship we took down. Like Freeze he is very shy but once he gets to know you he loves to play. He is a very engetic dragon and despite just hatching he is already trying to fly. He is a very eager learner and is learning a lot from my other dragons. He is also a very sweet and kind dragon that sometimes Freeze will also play with him and teach him on racing. When he grows older he will probably replace Fristwind as my second Racer.

 

My Other Characters

 

Melina Hofferson

When you first meet Melina she is very shy hardly speaking and staying in the shadows but once she gets to know you she is fun and bubbly. She can get protective when she is angry or threatened. It is best not to make her angry because she takes her anger out on everyone. She is very down to earth and hardly dreams and even though she likes to play she can become serious all of a sudden. She is very trustworthy, you can trust her to do something to the best of her abilities.

Appearance: Coming soon

Dragon: Waves and Coral the Seashocker

 

Lillian Coming soon

Appearance:

A really quick sketch by me

Dragon: Destiny the Fireworm Princess 

Drawn by the amazing Dogloven 

 

 

All my other Art:

 

For the Dragoness by me

 

For Rheithebrave by me

Edit of Starlight by me

A random drawing by me

 

My Adopables:

Flamedust the Glow wisp 

Made by the amazing nightfuryatom4 

 

Oh, you are still here?! You actually read my whole Siggy! Well....

Congratulations! You made it!

 

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​My Dad in the morning: You know, I never knew why the sun had not come up until nine a.m....then it dawned on me.

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Dad and I were at the store and he picked up some velcro..."I would never buy velcro...it's a total rip-off!"

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DAD: I don't trust those trees, son.

 

SON: Why not?

 

DAD: They seem kind of shady

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Dad: What's the differance between a tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

Me: I don't know.

 

 

Dad: You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

Me: What about the pot of glue?

Dad: I knew that you would get stuck on that!

 

((We are butchering the joke world! And I love it!))

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Tracking XD

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                                                          Hi, I'm Jade queen.

My dragons:

Screech the Deadly Nadder (adult) female.

Snapper the Whispering Death (adult) male.

Tremble the Whispering Death (adult) male.

Terrorfrill the Screaming Death (adult) male.

Razorrin the Razorwhip (adult) female.

Laluby the Death Song (adult) female.

Bolder the Gronckle (adult) male.

Zig and Zag the Zippleback (adult) male(males?)

Iceberg the Groncicle (adult) male.

Sheld the Armorwing (adult) male.

(Originally I was trying to name him "Shield" but I forgot the "i")

Tideline the Sand Wraith (adult) male.

Scorching Fang the Singetail (adult) male.

Rocky the Eruptadon (adult) male

Shimmer Sting the Speed Stinger (adult) female

Pyroite the Monstrous Nightmare (adult) male. (His name is a combination of "Pyro" meaning fire and "Pirite" also know as Fools Gold) 

Skrilla the Skrill (adult) female

 

The Doubles: One day I logged on to SOD and most of my dragons had glitched out of their stables. I then got three of the notices that you get when you earn/train a dragon in one of the expansions,they said I had gotten a Groncicle,a Deathsong and an Armorwing. I thought they were my original Deathsong,Groncicle and Armorwing that I had been re-given and so I named them the same names as my originals. I was upset because the original three dragons had disappeared and the new ones were not the same. My original Armorwing,Deathsong and Groncicle were still displayed in my dragon list,but I could not make them active. I eventually figured out how to make the original three active through stable quests and then I placed each of them in a stable and everything was back to normal... except for the three extra dragons that I had gotten. 

Doubles: 

Iceberg the Groncicle adult male 

Sheld the Armorwing adult male 

Laluby the Deathsong adult female (The only Double I like. I call her Limelight)

                                                                         

Eggs: 2 Gronckle, 1 Rumble Horn, 1 Groncicle, 1 Deadly Nadder, 1 Shockjaw, 1 Hobblegrunt/Threadtail, 1 Smothering Smokebreath, 1 Scaldron, 1 Mudraker. 

 

Clan:

My clan is called The Screech Dragons. I named it after my first dragon Screech the Deadly Nadder. 

                                                            We care for dragons 

                                                            We respect dragons

                                                              We love dragons!

                                                      We are THE SCREECH DRAGONS 

 

In-game:

My account is called Jade queen. 

Appearance: Green hair, green eyes. Wears a snow wraith hood,a light brown shirt and a brown fur skirt,tall white boots as well as thermal wrist warmers and thermal shoulder pads. Wears a feline grace mask (I was really going for a cat look). Occasionally I change her outfit around,but this is what she wears most of the time. 

Friend code: Pm me for it

I hardly ever really play the game anymore,mostly I just hang out on the forum. 

 

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Dad: Did you hear about the guy in KC who was addicted to brake fluid?

Me: No....

Dad: Good News! He can stop at any time!

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What are caterpillars scared of?

 

Dogerpillars!

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LIKE THUNDER, THAT'S JUST HOW I ROLL...

This isn't a dad joke.

 

A mother is driving in her car with a five year old daughter in the back seat.

She is stopped at a light. She looks over to see a stark naked man yelling out the side of his window.

"Mommy!" Says the daughter. The mothers eyes widen at what she thought her five year old was about to say.

"That man isn't wearing a seat belt!" The mother sighs in relief as the light turns green.

 

((I know this is a kid's game but that one was to funny))

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​Oh Oh I have a story!!

 

So this mother was trying to get some ketchup out of the bottle and the phone begins to ring. The mother asks her five year old to answer it. 

"Who is it?", she asks.

"The Preacher", the girl responds.

"Tell him I'l call him back", the mothers tells her.

"Mommy will call you back. She is hitting the bottle right now", the little girl tells the preacher.

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Hopefully no one gets affected by this one. If you do, please tell me so I can take it off. (It's a blonde joke)

 

So a blonde girl walks up to somebody and asks them, "Do you know what IDK means?"

 

"I don't know," says the other person.

 

"Darn. Nobody seems to know these days," the blonde said before walking away and asking somebody else. The other person looks at her before returning to his normal business.

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I have a blonde joke, too!

There was a pool that turned into whatever you told it to. A raven-haired woman walked up to it, yelled “LEMONADE!!!” and jumped in. Then a red-haired lass ran up, yelled “STRAWBERRY LEMONADE!!!” and jumped in too. Then a blonde walks up and stubs her toe. “Oh, poo!” she said, and jumped. In. Too.

 

Also, I have a joke that is dad-worthy.

 

My brother said this, actually: There used to be dragons, but the knights killed them all off.

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HI!

I'm the Dragoness!

First thing you should know about me: I am forever and always a

PROUD MORMON

Dare to be a Mormon,

Dare to stand alone,

Dare to have a purpose firm,

Dare to make it known. 

 

Now, on to business!!

 

Fun fact:  I am actually two people in SoD: Heather Autumnsword (picture pending)

and Sapphire Wraith

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          My Dragons: *work in progress*

                       midnight--------Titan Deadly Nadder

                       Midnight---------Sand Wraith (just pretend she's a night fury, okay?)

                       Shockwave-------------Screaming Death

                       Scauldy-------------Scauldron

                       Skullcrusher-------------Rumblehorn

                       Siren--------------Deathsong

                       Lancelot-----------Armorwing

                       Bluetooth------------Shockjaw

                       Fangster--------------Monstrous Nightmare

                       Icyfire------------Hideous Zippleback

                       Barf and Belch------------Hideous Zippleback

                       Sane and Insane------------Hideous Zippleback

                       Sane and Insane------------Hideous Zippleback (due to a glitch I have two dragons w/ the

                       Spitfire---------------------Singetail                    same name)

                      Zippy------------Hideous Zippleback

                       Sausage----------Gronkle

                       Stormfire---------Skrill

 

 

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For the backstory on this character, click here: http://forum.schoolofdragons.com/content/dragoness-backstory-fanfiction#comment-697687

 

 

 

 

Here are my ALL-TIME favorite fandoms! (Used to be top ten, but I have too many things I love!!!)

 

le fandoms...not necessarily in order of preference...

 

1. HTTYD books/movies (obviously, but I HAD to put that in there, it really is my favorite)

         The books were SO GOOD. No swearing, no (extreme) violence (does getting eaten by a lava dragon that dives into a volcano count? Or Grimbeard the Ghastly killing his own son?) Okay, scratch the violence, but it really is pretty awesome. The characters are SO well put together, each with his or her own little quirks that make them unique, and they’re all (mostly) lovable in their own way (Alvin and Exellinor are irredeemable). The little lessons Cressida Cowell teach by inserting them into the plot are truly inspired. Can’t wait for her to write more!!! (Also, I love the quirky way she capitalizes random words to make them a little bit more important. It’s just funny to me.)

          The movies I mainly love because all the characters are so lovable, and because ever since I have wanted a Night Fury of my Very Own. And honestly, Race To The Edge was a pretty decent, except—*gag*—for all the mushy romance—*retch*—I’m sorry, I can’t stand that stuff. *retch*

 

2. Brotherband Chronicles

3. Ranger's Apprentice

4. The Ever Afters (EAS)

5. Narnia

6. Pete's Dragon

7. Brave (Merida)

8. Harry Potter

9. Spirit Animals

10. Wizards of Once

11. The Dragon with a Chocolate Heart

12. The Frog Princess/The Wide-Awake Princess

13. Leven Thumps

14. The Land of Stories

15. Keeper of the Lost Cities

 

Wait, don’t go...

Did I forget to...Yeah, I did. I didn’t warn you did I? Okay. Ahem.

THERE ARE SPOILERS IN THE LITTLE EXPLANATIONS OF MY FANDOMS. I APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE. #sorrynotsorry

 

One thing you must learn about me VERY fast is that I love spoilers and will hunt them down at every opportunity. I also enjoy giving spoilers and withholding them on a whim. I know, I’m cruel.

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​There are actually some dragons/dinosaurs left...some in Africa....

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Some Dad Science Jokes

Don't trust atoms. They make up everything.

 

Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time, too.

 

Did you hear about the guy who got cooled to absolute zero? He's OK now.

 

A neutron walked into a bar and asked, "How much for a drink?" The bartender replied, "For you, no charge."

 

Why chemists great for solving problems? They have all the solutions.

 

What do you call the leader of a biology gang? The nucleus.

 

I'd make more chemistry jokes, too, but I don't think I'd get a reaction.

 

(This is what happens when your main exposure to dad jokes growing up was from your high school AP chemistry teacher.) XD

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Haha!

 

I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were dating and I was like OMG!

 

2 SCIENTISTS walked into a bar and the first was said 'I would like some H2O', the second one said 'I would like to H2O too.' the bartender must of misheard him because the second one died.

 

Don't worry, I'll only be making elemental jokes PERIODICALLY.

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What did Mario say to Princess Peach when they broke you?

 

"No, it's not ta you! It's a me, Mario!"

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LIKE THUNDER, THAT'S JUST HOW I ROLL...

((Lol))

 

A Spanish dog was running through a feild. An American fox was running straight for him.

They bumped into each other.

Fox: I'm sorry

The dog, thinking the fox was introducing himself said.

Dog: Soi perry (I'm perry)

 

 

A little Puerto Rican boy is at a baseball game (yes we have baseball)

He goes to the snack booth. Sitting there is an unpleasant grimmy old American woman.

Boy: dos Coka Colas porfavor. (two coka colas please)

The woman loudly passes gas.

Woman: Two fifty ( how it sounded in spanish: tú fuiste: you did it)

The boy, not speaking English and thinking she was blaming it on him says.

Boy: no, fuiste tú. (no, it was you)

 

 

These are dad jokes because they were told to me by my very own dad ^ ^

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duck dad joke

a duck walks into a bar and this happenes:

duck:do u have bread?

man:no

duck:do u have bread?

man:no, i told u no!

duck:do u have bread?

man:Nooooo!

duck:do u have bread?

man:if u ask only one more time i will nail u to that wall!

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duck:do u have nails?

man:no

duck:do u have hammers?

man: no!

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duck:do you have bread?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

XDD.if duck ask one more time, he nails it,on the wall,if no nails/hammers,he cant nail the duck.so ask one more time.''do u have bread''' and it is still safe.u caught it/XDD

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Here are some of my good ones:

Hello and welcome to the WHDJ Newscast at 3.  We start with breaking news...

 

There was a fire last night at a local shoe warehouse.  Firefighters say 3,000 soles were lost.

 

The fire did spread to a local Circus.  The fire was in tents, but later was extingished.

 

In sports news, Cinderella is yet again traded to another soccer team.  Her former coach says the reason for the trade is that she keeps running away from the ball.  The Cleveland Browns show interest.

 

Speaking of the Cleveland Browns of the National Football League, one faithful Browns fan has written in his will that he wants some of the players to come to his funeral.  The fan says, "I want them to let me down one last time."  He further says there will be fun at the beginning of his fun-eral.

 

Our hometown boxer won a bout in the most ingenious way, and it was not his fault.  While in the round arena, the referee told the other boxer to go to his corner.  Needless to say, the boxer was so confused he had to forfeit the match when he could come to the ring.  Afterwards, reporters ask him what state he is in after such a lose.  Boxer replies, "Nevada."  He was later put into the concussion protocol by his manager.

 

A pig won a Gold Medal at the summer Olympics in karate.  This pig put on a show and proved why he got the nickname, "The Porkchop."

 

After seeing golfers go to the tournament with two pairs of pants, everybody wondered.  Upon arrive at the golf course, golfers say about the second pair of pants, "In case I get a Hole-in-one."

 

In crime news, the ongoing Wall vs Picture case is yet to set a court date.  The defense attorney Nail for his client says Picture was framed.

 

Local crime news, there was a robbery at the laundry mat.  A belt held up a pair of pants.  Suspenders and Hanger are also implicated in the crime.  Police are baffled when they find the mystery object that was used in the hold up.  It is brown and sticky.  Investigators did figured out it was a stick.

 

One child is still waiting for their Mr. Potato Head to be put back together.  Police say that there is no body and nose.  But Nobody Knows where they are.  Police are sure that the nose is not 12 inches long, it would be a foot then.

 

Scientists have just made a breakthrough in the recent tiredness of the one state's soliders at boot camp.  Their report says that the reason their commanding officers gave them a day off on April 1st is because they just finished a March of 31 days.

 

Turtles are now trending on Instagram.  Even though turtles can only take one picture, their shellfies are racking up the followers.

 

One frog got yelled at by his wife when he had to hop home.  When his wife inquired as to where their car had gone, the husband said, "It got toaded."

 

As flying rabbits continue to rise, their owners are asked what they will do with them.  Some say the will enlist them in the Hare-Force.

 

Scientist say that if fish ever migrated to land, there is only one place on earth they could survive.  Finland.

 

In Star Wars news, one theorist says they have finally figured out why there is no email in the Star Wars Universe.  They further state that their theory also explains why the Jedi abhor emails most of all.  Attachments are forgiven.

 

There was a mystery going on where the fandom was wondering how Pikachu got on a bus.  The mystery was solved when one witness said they had to Poke-Him-On.

 

Two melons from Kentucky are trying to get married, but their feuding families will not let them.  The two melons Cantaloupe.

 

However, two spiders recently got married.  The Newlywebs are very happy.

 

The escalators at the downtown mall broke down.  While mechanics worked all day they told everyone they cannot fix them right now, all they got were stairs.

 

Do you know how the fair tale says that storks carry babies to new families?  A recent development suggest that the heavier babies are carried by cranes.

 

One man had to have his whole left side removed.  He is recovering nicely.  Family says he is all right now.

 

After watching a sci-fi movie, one teenager says he wants to get a brain transplant.  He changed his mind.

 

Researchers say that the best fish that tastes good with peanut butter is jellyfish.

 

There is a recall on jackets at a clothing store.  They say it is always on fire.  Anyone with a blazer is asked to return it and will receive a full refund.

 

With the recent winter blast of cold air, painters can be seen putting on another coat.

 

Farmers are asked on which side do their chickens have the most feathers.  The outside.

 

Oysters are being scrutinized today.  They have a lot of money, but everybody knows they are just shellfish.

 

Man is asked why he never toots in public.  Says he is a private tooter.

 

Flat earth enthusiasts tell how the ocean was cut in half.  Someone used a sea-saw.

 

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And to end of a good one:

 

Why is seven afraid of nine?  Because seven eight nine.

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Links to my chapters are below along with links to my other five fan-fics.

 

The Mystery of Shadow Mountain

Finally posted links to all chapters to all books in my signature.

Chapter 50 and Chapter 51 - Not Today and Long Time Coming

The Mystery of Shadow Mountain, my sixth fan-fic in three years!  Updates every Friday Night!

 

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Here are links to the chapters of my fan-fic series.

The books go in chronological order.

 

The Clue of the Missing Socks.

Chapters 1 and 2                         Chapter 3                                       Chapter 4

Chapter 5                                      Chapter 6                                        Chapter 7

Chapters 8 and 9                        Chapter 10                                     Chapter 11

Chapters 12 and 13                     Chapters 14, 15, and 16             Chapter 17

Chapter 18                                    Chapter 19                                      Chapter 20

Chapter 21 and 22                      Chapter 23                                     Chapter 24 and 25

Chapter 26 - There is a hidden surprise.  Can you find it?

Chapter 27                                   Chapter 28, Part 1                         Chapter 28, Part 2

Chapter 29                                   Chapter 30                                       Chapter 31

Chapter 32                                   Chapter 33                                       Chapter 34

Chapter 35                                   Chapter 36                                       Chapter 37

Chapter 38                                   Chapter 39                                       Chapter 40

Chapter 41                                   Chapter 42                                       Chapter 43

Chapter 44                                   Chapter 45, Parts 1 and 2

 

Here are links to my sequel fan-fic:

The Mysterious Frozen Fire

Chapter 1         Chapter 2         Chapter 3         Chapter 4         Chapter 5         Chapter 6

Chapter 7         Chapter 8         Chapter 9         Chapter 10       Chapter 11       Chapter 12

Chapter 13       Chapter 14       Chapter 15        Chapter 16       Chapter 17       Chapter 18  

Chapter 19       Chapter 20      Chapter 21        Chapter 22, Part 1       Chapter 22, Part 2 

Chapter 22, Part 3

Epilogue/Preview for my Third Story!

 

Here are links to my Tri-quel fan-fic:

Thoughts of Guilt

Chapters 1 and 2          Chapters 3 and 4          Chapter 5          Chapter 6          Chapter 7

Chapter 8          Chapter 9          Chapter 10          Chapter 11          Chapter 12, Part 1

Chapter 12, Part 2          Chapter 13         Chapter 14         Chapter 15         Chapter 16

Chapter 17 and 18         Chapter 19         Chapter 20         Chapter 21         Chapter 22

Chapter 23         Chapter 24         Chapter 25         Chapter 26         Chapter 27

Chapter 28         Chapter 29         Chapter 30         Chapter 31         Chapter 32

Chapter 33         Chapter 34         Chapter 35         Chapter 36 and 37

Chapter 38, Part 1         Chapter 39, Part 2         Chapter 40, Part 3         Chapter 41

Chapter 42, Parts 1 and 2         Chapter 43         Chapter 44

Chapter 45, Part 1         Chapter 45, Part 2

 

On the Edge of Mystery

Chapter 1          Chapter 2         Chapter 3        Chapters 4 & 5    Chapter 6, Parts 1 and 2   

Chapter 7          Chapter 8         Chapter 9            Chapter 10       Chapter 11        Chapter 12

Chapter 13        Chapter 14       Chapter 15          Chapter 16        Chapter 17       Chapter 18

Chapter 19        Chapter 20       Chapter 21          Chapter 22       Chapter 23      Chapter 24

Chapter 25        Chapter 26       Chapter 27         Chapter 28        Chapter 29 Parts 1 and 2 

Chapter 30       Chapter 31       Chapter 32 and 33                         Chapter 34 Parts 1 and 2 

Chapter 35 Part 1         Chapter 35 Part 2        Chapter 35 Part 3        Chapter 36

 

The Secret Symbol

Chapter 1    Chapter 2    Chapter 3    Chapter 4    Chapter 5

Chapter 6    Chapter 7     Chapter 8    Chapter 9    Chapter 10

Chapter 11    Chapter 12    Chapter 13    Chapter 14    Chapter 15

Chapter 16    Chapter 17    Chapter 18    Chapter 19    Chapter 20

Chapter 21   Chapter 22   Chapter 23   Chapter 24 and 25

Chapter 26    Chapter 27    Chapter 28    Chapter 29 and 30

Chapter 31    Chapter 32    Chapter 33    Chapter 34    Chapter 35

Chapter 36    Chapter 37    Chapter 38    Chapter 39

Chapter 40 and 41    Chapter 42    Chapter 43, 44, 45, and 46

 

The Legend of Shadow Mountain

Chapter 1    Chapter 2    Chapter 3    Chapter 4    Chapter 5

Chapter 6    Chapter 7    Chapter 8    Chapter 9    Chapter 10

Chapter 11    Chapter 12    Chapter 13    Chapter 14    Chapter 15

Chapter 16   Chapter 17    Chapter 18    Chapter 19    Chapter 20

Chapter 21    Chapter 22    Chapter 23    Chapter 24    Chapter 25

Chapter 26    Chapter 27    Chapter 28    Chapter 29    Chapter 30

Chapter 31    Chapter 32    Chapter 33    Chapter 34    Chapter 35

Chapter 36    Chapter 37    Chapter 38    Chapter 39    Chapter 40

Chapter 41    Chapter 42    Chapter 43    Chapter 44    Chapter 45 & 46

Chapter 47    Chapter 48    Chapter 49    Chapter 50    Chapter 51

 

Teaser "Trailer" for Book 8 - Conquest of the Truth

 

 

The Crimson Storm

Chapters 1 and 2

 

 

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That Was Beautiful! -applause

That
Was
Beautiful!
-applause!!!-

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LIKE THUNDER, THAT'S JUST HOW I ROLL...

great job Drums! Your good ones are great, just like I knew they would be. ^ ^

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Thanks.  That last one should have been "Why is six afraid of seven..."