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In the midst of caffine, procrastination and moderate to minor lack of sleep, I have created many an amusing thread.

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Behold Sir Marvelous! Edit by VoSpader, original concept art by Cory Strader

Species: Sea Dragon Leviathan

Gender: Male

Story(not to be taken seriously, intentionaly bad)

Marvelous was a good SeA dragn, not like the others!!! He was in a fight with a warper one day and damaged it, and it accidently teleported him to berk!!! luckily the people liked him and now he lives peacefully with poeple and helps catch fish! But he is afraid that he took the carar desease with him... because why else would the warper attack him?

 

Amelia

Sister of Whales

http://i.imgur.com/P2L3Org.jpg

(Art by me)

Regal and full of herself, Amelia isn't the easiest to be around. She has few friends and makes sure to choose them wisely, but even then she will often believe they need her help with anything when it's obvious they don't

A decendant of a long-dead clan of Furies that learned the song of whales, she discovered her gift to communicate with the ocean giants at a young age. During her teens, she had her first encounter with humans- Hunters that managed to catch her unaware of the danger out at sea, and when a harpoon got ensared in her paw, she called out in desperation. Luckily, a stray humpback whale calf answered the distress call and managed to roll the boat. This did rip the harpoon out, however, and that caused her to lose the paw. Grateful and sad for the lost calf, she watched over him until he could survive on his own, but he chose to stay with her despite the difficulties of not migrating. Named Mud for his vibrant dark brown colouring, the two close friends explore the lands in search of Amelia's history, and maybe some entertainment in between.

When around others, Amelia likes to keep Mud as much of a secret as she can unless she absolutely has to call on him. This is mostly to keep him safe, but also for an element of surprise during potential battles. When she communicates with him, others will hear it as strange gurgling, humming, moaning, clicking and other assorted noises. This often leads dragons (and people) to think of her mentaly impaired until they see who's on the other side of the line

 

 

Marceline

The Gang Leader

http://i.imgur.com/g6GL0Nj.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/tLFGsgV.png

In order from left to right: Vesupa form by Bavelly; Spectral Leviathan form by me, Solarflare Skrill form by me

Marceline is actually my sisters bombay cat. We joke about how she's a rough-edged street cat and comes home some nights with new scrapes and scratches. Although since moving to a bigger city, she's lost her high-end status and has angered the much braver and bigger local birds(at least 8). We don't know how, or exactly when it started, but they have something to say to her.

http://i.imgur.com/vMMe1bZ.jpg

^ The Real Deal ^

Feel free to send me art of Marceline in different dragon forms.  No matter the quality, I will put it up.

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for the sake of everyone on

for the sake of everyone on the forum, I will keep all of my late night/sh*tposting here

starting with

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

gravy roll

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My life's a joke to cause I was born on April 1st :p

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When you get back into school but don't remember anything

And then get so much homework that you dont want to do

Then forget to do it and turn it in and you get called out

Finally ur mum is home and knows that you screwed up

Fin, cause in the end yer grounded :p

When you see your fried but they walk away from you

Or they notice you in the hallway

Fandoms

 

 

 

 

Oh look you made it to the end, good for you

I accidently clicked out and didnt save.... crap...

Fire..

When you and your friends find something cool

When all of ur teachers give you HW thats due the next day

Seeing a teacher durring the summer

Not even google has the answers

When your books get made into bad movies

When you dont just have a ship but a fleet of ships

When the party starts with out you

When the light wants to shine brighter than your future

When your ship becomes cannon

Then the feels hit

When your Fandom gets insaulted

When someone wants to take your book

When someone talks about your hair being naturaly messy

When some one tries to  tell you that you're wrong

When someone you hate attempts to be menacing

When you hear a scary noise in the house

That moment when you have a massive point

When your friends are at a contol point and you come in to save the day

When you have pizza but it gets stolen

When you work but need to go faster

Finally geting a kill halfway into a game

When you get to the objective but get caught on it

Talking to some of your friends

When mom asks for your homework

When you're kinda mad at your friend at someting stupid that they did

When you almost shoot your friend in game

When you do something epic

When your mum wants your phone

Whenever i get a car...

When you get the hero and everyone wants to kill you

When an X-wing sees you all alone

When my parents are talking about my future

When talking to someone you dont really trust

Being stuck in a conversation with a person that you hate

When you leave your people

When people cant stop asking you questions

When you're about to go off on someone

When some one says that they love you

When you can't even be that cool

When you come to save the day but the whole team is camping

When you drop in and get rekt

Some days you just need to face plant..

When you know all of the parts of the lightsaber

When you miss something old

When you hear the song of ur people

When someone tries to sink your ship

When someone says something stupid

When you drop your book and the bookmark comes out

The look that you have when you see someones outfit thats a major no

Dat epic catch you make  (i didnt start with when, twice, in a row :O)

Getting away with something (omg three times! i need cake for this..)

Quick, turn! (i want more cake for this, i dont get paid enough)

Talking myself through math (like serriously)

Blocking the final boss even though you have no idea waht to do

Telling ppl that ur british (btw i update this when....)

It was a trap (^^ a certain girlfriend isnt onnn and im bored)

When someone takes ur cake >.< (oh hai Dragon cause ik u read this)

How it feels when the game crashes (and Marg and Master probably)

100% srrs i did this when i was younger (i have no life shut up)

I DONT WANT TO BE ON THIS PLANET ANYMORE (ajhssdkls;dskdepdcf)

How RTOTJ should've went (im back from my massive nope)

Trying to avoid question (6/4/16 6:30)

Checking for messages mid escape

Getting burned by friends (hmmm.. not real burning)

Ah, there we go! (again im hella bored)

My friends when i say i'm ok (still bored)

Eachtime someone wants to kill me (which is a lot of times)

What happened to all the gifs I just put..... Wth as a British person I shall not stand for this!!!!

Screw it I'm getting cake and some tea >.>

 

getting that hero kill on one hp

Seeing someone get burned

 

I hads a dragon make this this for me o.0

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well golly gosh sir what do you think your doin

THIS ISNT ABOUT YOU

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I know o.0

You're still a bigger joke than me

-trying to be nice plz don't hurt the thunder-

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Good ol' late night meme

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Tracking for dank memes

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You should download the app

You should download the app ifunny, I think you'd really enjoy it. if you do, subscribe to me, same username

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Ha! Good one!

Ha! Good one!

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..."Bug Free" and "SoD" in the same sentence? That's like, an oxymoron.

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i just want to play subnatica

i just want to play subnatica but my coputer is a POTATO with some WIRES sticking out of it and a bar of soap stabbed into it with the word motherboard engraved into it, and a big 'ol bit of twiiine going from it to a plastc mirror for the SCREEAN.

so I cant play subNOtincan and explore the lost-but-not-actually-lost-cause-we're-kinda-lookin-at-it River for all the different skulls and i cant fight th e  s e a  d r a g o n  who is a gosh darn SE.XY beast because holy granoli loook:

Image result for sea dragon leviathan

spawn me hundreds of em for the AMBIENCE alone

 

he has glow glow nose like snail

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new scissors paper rock

new scissors paper rock game
Gun vegan carrot
Carrot blocks gun, vegan eats carrot, gun pewpew veagn.
apolgy to any vegans out there

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mhmneb

ya know how sumtimes a thing comes up and it really bothers you but its kinda small and not actually a problem like if someone shows even the slightest bit of attitude on the forum people just jump it instantly and like even if your rightly a bit ticked off i.e. cool well organised rp that i put alot of effort into and had no one sign up) people are just going to bulldozer it and make you feel worse

like somedays it feels like no one has personality here cause its all pretty much the same there are no temperamental people or hyperactives or anything its just yes they are nice and reasonable and take non-biased views on stuff and play the neutral in an argument so does everyone else

its ot neccisarily a bad thing but there are days when its like am i really talking to a human here?

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so its not tuesday right

so its not tuesday right

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Nah, it's Wednesday

Nah, it's Wednesday

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No, Thursday. 27/10/2016 also

No, Thursday.

27/10/2016

also skyrim remastered comes out tomorrow im so exciteeeeeed

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Timezones are magic from my

Timezones are magic

from my perspective, you're living one day into the future...

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spoiler: nothing new is

spoiler: nothing new is happening

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uuggh cannot wait for brisbane

you know what honestly just get rid of townsville. it has no reason to be there, its useless. the only thing we do is sugr cane farms and even then theres plenty of that iin other places

plus its in drought, theres nothing to do and the strand is a pathetic excuse for a beach- 'wowee its lookin wild on the water today the waves are lapping a whole 40cm onto the sand!!!!'

tiger sharks breed in the little bit of ocean between magnetic, its surrounded by mountains (actually a hill thats a metre or two off being a mountain by definition)(* castle hill just one more tremor)(we believed in you) and the tourism business is practically nonexistent.

hey we realy could just commondere the military base supplies and a boomboom three fighter jets could finsih it in a ffew minutes. of course you'd get everyone out of the place first its just the city itself thats a black boring it of despair and anticlimacticness

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Those are some spicy memes you got there

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hey i just realised why my

hey i just realised why my tute class is called tutorial in full; a huge waste of my time, incredibly vague, useless and longer than it should be

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School uniform u mean   I

School uniform u mean

 

I dress to impress

 

 

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Hands up if you to feel the

Hands up if you to feel the

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My aesthetic is subliminal

My aesthetic is subliminal messaging and passive-aggressive comments

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heyheyhey

I have a request for any modders out there, can I get a mod that switches the audio files of the dragons with the guards in Skyrim?

Cause I think it'd be great if you were getting arrested and the guard just screamed at you, but if suddenly someone was telling you to keep your eyes on the skies, you would comply

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wootwait

hey kids guess who's got a mushy ring growing in the back yard

 

can't wait to be snatched away by the fae folk cause holin heck its about time

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ugghhhh

"How much drawing are you going to do today?"

       depends on if i caN DRAW A STRAIGHT LINE OR NOT BECAUSE RIGHT NOW I AM  D Y I N G

 

 

 

 

I have tried to get a slightly curved line fom point A to point B about 13 times now and it is not working

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Ah yes, my favourite song at the moment, 'Prepare for Battle!' in which the lyrics are just 'blood of the tiger' over and over again with one 12 second segment of what I am fairly sure isn't actually words.

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snitches get stitches

When ur friend is wagging class but there's no assesment on, it's the easiest subject of all and you ain't no snitch