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I'll come up with a funny intro caption later (never)

For now all you need to know is that I draw and I panic

 

Due to technical issues, I am unable to work on any digital arts at the moment. I can't tell when this will be fixed.

 

A list of my ingame dragons

 

 

T.o.C

Introductory of Snootle and Beetroot

The Funnies

Science?

Creatives

Clan

Snootle and Beetroot Gallery

More

Adopted Dragons

 

http://i.imgur.com/jaT8TXP.png

BE(a)WARE OF THEM;

my smol boys are extremely unattentive and basically children. I wouldn't exactly call them sig protectors, but they try their best.

Bio's further down!

feel free to send me art of these kiddos! Would be much appreciated

(non-visible on Snootle is a row of short white spikes on back that go from shoulders to a little past the hips)

 

The Funnies

Amidst coffee, minor to moderate sleep deprivation, and some ill-placed encouragement from various friends, many amusing threads have been made.

WHAT HAVE I DONE - HE DANCES

The Saga Continues

A True Dragon- Sculptris

Just Dragon Things

the greatest joke in existence

Alternate Universe where everything is the same except...

DRAMATIC- forum game

How to give YOUR OC a GREaT and ORigINal NAME

Habits Of A *Proffesional Forum Artist

How to Identify an Seasond SoD player

 

 

 

Science?

I have a strong interest in biology so I sometimes have fun coming up with theories for explaining the wild things dragons do.

Lethality of the Speed Stingers Sting

Deathsong Theory: Brood Parasite

Science-based theory on Night Fury Teeth Retraction

 

 

 

The Creatives

 

Want to ask for a drawing from me, or see what I’ve done? This includes lists of all open request or adopt pages, pending personal requests, and even upcoming art pages.

 

ART REQUESTS

Private requests are currently closed  -  Open during school holidays

 

 

 

ART PAGES

 

Night Fury Couples

http://i.imgur.com/cO5wj5b.png

 

 

Solarflare Skrill

http://i.imgur.com/QWMBch1.png

 

 

Spectral Leviathan

http://i.imgur.com/UuK5i6S.png

 

 

Triple Stryke Collection

http://i.imgur.com/suRtMZm.png

 

 

Upcoming:

Amphibious Elkwing

Pearl-eye Wolf

Woolly Howl Collection

Beetle King

Thunderthief; Reboot

Stormdancer

Stormcutter Couples

Signature Construction Cards

 

Planned Casual

Dragon Class Chimeras'

 

 

 

Proud member of the Sunwing Voyagers!

(working on banner)

 

A clan of wandering researchers, our leader originates from a dragonless land. Pallus, an ex-Roman invader, is also very new to dragons. He's no expert, for sure, but in only a few weeks he's already learned so much from the clan.

Want to join?

 

 

Snootle and Beetroot Gallery

 

Art people have done of my boys for me!

 

By Silver Night- thankyou so much this is amazing like hol heck i didn't actually think pple would but u did and i have lost all human capacity to function

 

 

More info

Snootle

 

Appearance: A green dragon with a canine-shaped snout, wolf-like ears and two pairs of short, upward curling brown horns below the ear, lining the jaw. A row of tough scales line the top of his snout, which ends in a grey dog-like nose. On his neck and across the top of his chest is a thick fur mane that puffs up whenever he gets angry, frustrated, startled or defensive. His eyes are orange with a round pupil.

Red-orange scales line his belly and go halfway down the tail which is plain, part from the trailing of a row of spines at the top. Along his back is a row of bone-white spikes. His wings are fairly plain, with a large bony hook on the hand.

Personality

  • All-bark-no-bite type attitude
  • Acts like he’s ready and able to fight anyone at any moment but will fall over if you look at him angrily
  • Makes up a lot of stories that make him look tough
  • Kind of emotionally unstable
  • Older brother to Beetroot- sometimes is mean, but will go through h.ell and back for him
  • Easily distracted
  • Loves copper and anything copper coloured
  • High-class taste in music and fashion

 

Beetroot

 

Appearance: A dull lavender ampitheare with red and yellow feathered wings, a deep blue tail tip and blank, white round eyes. A large, curled horn adorns his nose, and the mouth is jagged. His body is completely covered in feathers that are incredibly fluffy and soft- he’s like a duckling with no legs. The feathers do not flare out until the nape of his neck, and increase in density on the tail.

Personality

  • Looks and acts super cute and innocent
  • Is actually prepared to kill a man/dragon if given a reason to
  • Thankfully does not have the physical capacity to do so
  • Holds a grudge until death itself dies
  • Optimistic and playful
  • Makes many different kinds of noises, few of them explainable by science
  • Will eat anything, even if it is not meant to be eaten
  • Dislikes numbers- has been known to attempt to destroy anything with maths on it

 

 

MORE

These are the things I like if you just want to chat about something, or want to show me something.

--Key--

Games, Creative, Science, Memes, Animals/Pets, Youtubers, Music

Subnautica | Skyrim | Don’t Starve | Little Inferno | Kingdom | Forza Horizon | Game Creation | Writing | Biology | Simple Physics | Simple Astrology | Space News | Simple Chemistry | Art | Surrealist memes | Disturbingly deformed images | Cats | Dogs | Axolotls | Lizards | Snakes | Yogscast Main Channel | Hatfilms | Angory Tom | Sips | Sorenova | Drakon Astron | IGP | Bastille | Caravan Palace

 

 

Adopts!

Each one has the first part of their story, and the links go to their adoption comment(so you don't have to scroll)

 

Raider the pygmy Night Fury from Ecliptic

After all these years, all of his labour, and for what!? Some dirt-faced, two-clawed Triple Stryke hatchling to have a censored at his hoard when his back was turned. Scorpio had been a thorn in Raider’s side for weeks now, but this had gone too far- his vibrant blue and gold carapace would be a fine addition to his collection. Well, maybe he didn’t need to go that far for a youngster.

 

 

Emperor the baby Skyworm from Chameishida

The tiny splitjawed dragon rolled down the small incline. Behind him was a smoking wreck of an ancient building now truely destroyed beyond recognition, stone bricks still glowly slightly from an intense heat. He gave a gummed smile to the scene of destruction, clearly oblivious to the meaning of it. His home had been wiped off the island and he couldn't be more content with things.

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for the sake of everyone on

for the sake of everyone on the forum, I will keep all of my late night/sh*tposting here

starting with

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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My life's a joke to cause I was born on April 1st :p

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Before reading

 

 

 

 

When you get back into school but don't remember anything

And then get so much homework that you dont want to do

Then forget to do it and turn it in and you get called out

Finally ur mum is home and knows that you screwed up

Fin, cause in the end yer grounded :p

When you see your fried but they walk away from you

Or they notice you in the hallway

Fandoms

 

 

 

 

Oh look you made it to the end, good for you

I accidently clicked out and didnt save.... crap...

Fire..

When you and your friends find something cool

When all of ur teachers give you HW thats due the next day

Seeing a teacher durring the summer

Not even google has the answers

When your books get made into bad movies

When you dont just have a ship but a fleet of ships

When the party starts with out you

When the light wants to shine brighter than your future

When your ship becomes cannon

Then the feels hit

When your Fandom gets insaulted

When someone wants to take your book

When someone talks about your hair being naturaly messy

When some one tries to  tell you that you're wrong

When someone you hate attempts to be menacing

When you hear a scary noise in the house

That moment when you have a massive point

When your friends are at a contol point and you come in to save the day

When you have pizza but it gets stolen

When you work but need to go faster

Finally geting a kill halfway into a game

When you get to the objective but get caught on it

Talking to some of your friends

When mom asks for your homework

When you're kinda mad at your friend at someting stupid that they did

When you almost shoot your friend in game

When you do something epic

When your mum wants your phone

Whenever i get a car...

When you get the hero and everyone wants to kill you

When an X-wing sees you all alone

When my parents are talking about my future

When talking to someone you dont really trust

Being stuck in a conversation with a person that you hate

When you leave your people

When people cant stop asking you questions

When you're about to go off on someone

When some one says that they love you

When you can't even be that cool

When you come to save the day but the whole team is camping

When you drop in and get rekt

Some days you just need to face plant..

When you know all of the parts of the lightsaber

When you miss something old

When you hear the song of ur people

When someone tries to sink your ship

When someone says something stupid

When you drop your book and the bookmark comes out

The look that you have when you see someones outfit thats a major no

Dat epic catch you make  (i didnt start with when, twice, in a row :O)

Getting away with something (omg three times! i need cake for this..)

Quick, turn! (i want more cake for this, i dont get paid enough)

Talking myself through math (like serriously)

Blocking the final boss even though you have no idea waht to do

Telling ppl that ur british (btw i update this when....)

It was a trap (^^ a certain girlfriend isnt onnn and im bored)

When someone takes ur cake >.< (oh hai Dragon cause ik u read this)

How it feels when the game crashes (and Marg and Master probably)

100% srrs i did this when i was younger (i have no life shut up)

I DONT WANT TO BE ON THIS PLANET ANYMORE (ajhssdkls;dskdepdcf)

How RTOTJ should've went (im back from my massive nope)

Trying to avoid question (6/4/16 6:30)

Checking for messages mid escape

Getting burned by friends (hmmm.. not real burning)

Ah, there we go! (again im hella bored)

My friends when i say i'm ok (still bored)

Eachtime someone wants to kill me (which is a lot of times)

What happened to all the gifs I just put..... Wth as a British person I shall not stand for this!!!!

Screw it I'm getting cake and some tea >.>

 

getting that hero kill on one hp

Seeing someone get burned

 

I hads a dragon make this this for me o.0

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well golly gosh sir what do you think your doin

THIS ISNT ABOUT YOU

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I know o.0

You're still a bigger joke than me

-trying to be nice plz don't hurt the thunder-

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Good ol' late night meme

Memes

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Name: Fluffy

 

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Age: 2

 

                

 

 

 

                    

 

The Resistance and my cyber Changewing, Illusive, both by Megaboltphoenix

Name: Illusive

Species: Cyber Changewing

Biotech: 82% Robot

Cyber Ability: Armor can cloak with the dragon; Equipped with a navy grid that can cast holographic images to take different forms

Owner: FloofQueen

(Spy)

 

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Vikings:

Beatrice

Maria

Dottie

Katla

Vali and Mak

Lodin

Halla

Arnora

Asmund

Brand

 

Dragons:

Sniperz

Presto

Sketch

Jet

Plum

Dino

Bramble

Tik-Tik

Razzle and Dazzle

Clef

Meadow

Pepa

Reggie

Supernova

Harrowing

Tidepool

 

Click here for my adopts from the forums

 

She watches you in your sleep

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Tracking for dank memes

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You should download the app

You should download the app ifunny, I think you'd really enjoy it. if you do, subscribe to me, same username

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Greatest joke in existence:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Ha! Good one!

Ha! Good one!

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back to where it began and Loki doest stay content,

 

selling the souls of humans to free this foul creature,

 

only to let it back, and I, the Preacher,

 

Doest one day hope for a Dragon-less age,

 

Where all of the corpses do lay in a cage,

 

Then they shall never retreat or conspire,

 

For this will be the age of 'The Umpire's Empire!'

 

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..."Bug Free" and "SoD" in the same sentence? That's like, an oxymoron.

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i just want to play subnatica

i just want to play subnatica but my coputer is a POTATO with some WIRES sticking out of it and a bar of soap stabbed into it with the word motherboard engraved into it, and a big 'ol bit of twiiine going from it to a plastc mirror for the SCREEAN.

so I cant play subNOtincan and explore the lost-but-not-actually-lost-cause-we're-kinda-lookin-at-it River for all the different skulls and i cant fight th e  s e a  d r a g o n  who is a gosh darn SE.XY beast because holy granoli loook:

Image result for sea dragon leviathan

spawn me hundreds of em for the AMBIENCE alone

 

he has glow glow nose like snail

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new scissors paper rock

new scissors paper rock game
Gun vegan carrot
Carrot blocks gun, vegan eats carrot, gun pewpew veagn.
apolgy to any vegans out there

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mhmneb

ya know how sumtimes a thing comes up and it really bothers you but its kinda small and not actually a problem like if someone shows even the slightest bit of attitude on the forum people just jump it instantly and like even if your rightly a bit ticked off i.e. cool well organised rp that i put alot of effort into and had no one sign up) people are just going to bulldozer it and make you feel worse

like somedays it feels like no one has personality here cause its all pretty much the same there are no temperamental people or hyperactives or anything its just yes they are nice and reasonable and take non-biased views on stuff and play the neutral in an argument so does everyone else

its ot neccisarily a bad thing but there are days when its like am i really talking to a human here?

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so its not tuesday right

so its not tuesday right

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Nah, it's Wednesday

Nah, it's Wednesday

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No, Thursday. 27/10/2016 also

No, Thursday.

27/10/2016

also skyrim remastered comes out tomorrow im so exciteeeeeed

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Timezones are magic from my

Timezones are magic

from my perspective, you're living one day into the future...

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spoiler: nothing new is

spoiler: nothing new is happening

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uuggh cannot wait for brisbane

you know what honestly just get rid of townsville. it has no reason to be there, its useless. the only thing we do is sugr cane farms and even then theres plenty of that iin other places

plus its in drought, theres nothing to do and the strand is a pathetic excuse for a beach- 'wowee its lookin wild on the water today the waves are lapping a whole 40cm onto the sand!!!!'

tiger sharks breed in the little bit of ocean between magnetic, its surrounded by mountains (actually a hill thats a metre or two off being a mountain by definition)(* castle hill just one more tremor)(we believed in you) and the tourism business is practically nonexistent.

hey we realy could just commondere the military base supplies and a boomboom three fighter jets could finsih it in a ffew minutes. of course you'd get everyone out of the place first its just the city itself thats a black boring it of despair and anticlimacticness

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le bloop

Those are some spicy memes you got there

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Two bottom left and right are by Sunivee

Gender: Female

Shipping Affiliation: Omniship

Fandoms: Wof, Marvel, Warriors, OUAT, Nintendo, SWTOR

 

ART STASH

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Nat by Arrowalker

by ScarfyWings

by Silence

 

~My past is my own


~You're Late

~Everyone's afraid of something

~“Three minutes and twenty seconds, really? If you were my agents, it wouldn’t be for long.”

~My subconscious is about as subtle as Captain America on the Forth of July 

~I'm not going to dance with you

~I'm ugly :D!

Proud Black Widow Fan!

~I'm not the one who needs to watch their back

~You know the rules: no cockroaches or crying babies

(click on my dragons to go to my FR page or click HERE)

 

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Personal soundtrack list HERE

(Some of the songs have vulgar words so please tred carfully)

(Also I know I listen to trash music but I like trash music :3)

        

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hey i just realised why my

hey i just realised why my tute class is called tutorial in full; a huge waste of my time, incredibly vague, useless and longer than it should be

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School uniform u mean   I

School uniform u mean

 

I dress to impress

 

 

Administration

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Hands up if you to feel the

Hands up if you to feel the

http://i.imgur.com/lFoMfHa.png

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My aesthetic is subliminal

My aesthetic is subliminal messaging and passive-aggressive comments

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heyheyhey

I have a request for any modders out there, can I get a mod that switches the audio files of the dragons with the guards in Skyrim?

Cause I think it'd be great if you were getting arrested and the guard just screamed at you, but if suddenly someone was telling you to keep your eyes on the skies, you would comply

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wootwait

hey kids guess who's got a mushy ring growing in the back yard

 

can't wait to be snatched away by the fae folk cause holin heck its about time

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ugghhhh

"How much drawing are you going to do today?"

       depends on if i caN DRAW A STRAIGHT LINE OR NOT BECAUSE RIGHT NOW I AM  D Y I N G

 

 

 

 

I have tried to get a slightly curved line fom point A to point B about 13 times now and it is not working

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Ah yes, my favourite song at the moment, 'Prepare for Battle!' in which the lyrics are just 'blood of the tiger' over and over again with one 12 second segment of what I am fairly sure isn't actually words.

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snitches get stitches

When ur friend is wagging class but there's no assesment on, it's the easiest subject of all and you ain't no snitch

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anc his assignment

okay i made the front cover of my research book, thats enouh work for today, lets pack it up everyone. lets pack it up, working is done, we're done people, we can all go home

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Stop Boulder Class shaming!

BOULDER CLASS! BOULDER CLASS! OI OI OI!

Hai.

Welcome to my signature.

Since I am a person who is very, very lazy I (at this time) don't feel like making my siggy "fancy"

So, here's some stuff 'bout me.

I am a girl.

I like the color Blue/teal.

My favorite dragon class is Boulder Class.

 my main dragon(s) are a Screaming Death named Odin, and a Skrill named Jayfeather.

I love Doctor Who, Merlin, Chuck, Physch, Harry Potter, The Kane Chronicles, and other nerd-y things.

My favorite Httyd dragons whose names start with the letter s are Screaming Deaths, Shivertooths, Skrills, Scauldrons, Smothering Smokebreaths, Snafflefangs, Shovelhelms, Sword Stealers, Snifflehunches (+Sneezelhunches) and Seashockers! (that's alot!)

And I am usually friendly :D

In-game name is: IIicedragonII (No, not lice dragon. Those are capital i's not l's. And you simply pronounce it as "Ice dragon")

Friend code: hmm.. P.M. me if you want it. Can't take any chances o3o

And I'm a proud member of The Phantom Lords! (ROAAAAAAAAR!)

I'm also a proud member of the recently-made forum clan The Sisterhood of Clams!

"We aren't perfect! We're women! We take what we want!"

I'll probably post some bios about my dragons, but I'm too lazy to do it right now XP

 

 

Amazing picture of my main viking OC, Eira Glacier, by Pixel!

Picture of my bestest-Screaming Death-buddy, Odin, by Dragonrider34!

 Picture of Odin eliminating the largest threat known to vikings: BUTTERFLIES!! Awesome picture done by ScarfyWings! (He's not a fan of butterflies, deathly afraid of them actually. I can only shudder in horror as he has now discovered they're flammable..)

Epic picture of Odin done by WutendBonfire!

 

 

Info card on Odin by ze great AllyNadderRider!

 

Picture of Jayfeather by Dragonrider34!

 

 

Oldscratch Johnson by Gigimon!

Amazing picture of Seawings done by Freakzter!

 

Picture of Spottedleaf by Tyrannosaur66!

 

Picture of Mage by FlamingHusky!

Adorable picture of Gadget by KareKare!

Amazing edit of Armakillo done by Siren-Spirit!

 

Permafrost the lone Snow Wraith by Huntress of the Storms!

Great edit of Ignis my Monstrous Nightmare done by Frytha!

 

The Acidic ScuttleSting! Idea by me and this amazing picture by NightmareRebuff!

My ever-so-adorable Pan-Puffle Plumpkin by Sky and Ocean!

Blight the nightfury/razorwhip hybrid adopted from Tyrannosaur66!

Sea Glass, my first ever Aqua Borealis by Kcrocket & 1Flower!

Picture of Bluestar being... Bluestar by AngNadder!

 

Armakillo picture by Wildfire78!

Cute Shivertooth blinkie by Candyblast!

Picture of Graveyard admiring his precious chicken by NadderForever!

 

 

Picture of Doopliss by Dragonrider34!

Clan Stuff/Miscellaneous:

(right now it mostly has things for the Sisterhood of Clams, however if I find some phantoms stuff I shall add it to this section as well)

The Sisterhood of Clams' adorable mascot, Clament! (Done by the clan leader, Sky and Ocean!)

Awesome Elder picture of Me, Zuski, and Gummy Bear (our codenames, respectively.) by Sky and Ocean!

 

All clam members by our clam leader, Zuski/Sky and Ocean!

 

My clam badge by Zuski/Sky and Ocean! (The derpy bird represents me perfectly.)

Check out the dragon fight club! It's a cool sort of 'event' area where we stick dragons head-to-head on eachother and vote/see which would win in a fight!

 

Currently there's a tournament going on! Which side are you on?

Fire..

Or..

Ice..

Personally..

Team ice FTW!

 

 

Lil' short:

Jayfeather: C'mon friend, this thing won't hurt anyone!

Odin: I do not have time to mess around with strange objects.

Jayfeather: Look, just hold still.

-Seawings makes sure to not be in the shot of the camera-

-click-

Jayfeather: Aha! Got it. Ahh fish paste, my wing was in it..

Odin: Hand that over this minute! I... want to see if you got my good side..

Jayfeather: HA!

Seawings: G-guys lets just bring this thing to Ice, o-okay?

Odin: GIVE ME THE PICTURE!!

Jayfeather: YOU'LL HAVE TO FIGHT ME FOR IT!!

Odin: GIVE IT HERE YOU EEL WITH WINGS OR AM I GONNA HAVE TO-

-Jayfeather flew off chuckling-

-Odin roared after him-

-Seawings whimpers and decides to follow-

(Funny picture of Odin and Jayfeather by Wutend Bonfire!)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ha! Got ya >:D

(awesome gif of Odin by Peymae!)

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so i bought a pocket watch the other day

crow: *yells*

me: YES

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humour levels: lethal

"The sounds of the Ghost Leviathan were created from two people screaming and noises from a bull"

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Gotta love how I'm wasting

Gotta love how I'm wasting time going through the stranger files of my steam folder rather than woRKING ON MY ANCIENT HISTORY ASSIGNMENT, LIKE I SHOULD BE

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I've developed a strange

I've developed a strange habit of responding to pple saying 'why am I so ____!?" with 'aren't we all' and i can't tell if i am saying it humourously or not

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ONE DAY I SHALL AUDITION FOR

ONE DAY I SHALL AUDITION FOR THE VOICE BUT INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY SINGING I AM GOING TO HAVE IT START WITH CHEERY UPBEAT MUSIC AND THEN SUDDENLY IT STOPS AND I START SREAMING INTO THE MICROPHONE THEN FALL TO THE GROUND CRYING AND YELLING AND ASKING STRANGE UNANSWERABLE QUESTIONS LIKE

WHAT COLOUR IS GLASS

WHY AM I LIKE THIS

WHERE DOES THE SKY STOP

 

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yahaha

Im gonna do so great this term for art, I have figured out a way to draw a robot shark and other robot things in my book with it still being classified as work

 

 

and I have drawn about 3 different versions of one tree w solar panels on it instead of leaves now, and have plans for a tiger with a bionic leg and eye.

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Normal Me: - Cannot sleep

Normal Me:
- Cannot sleep during the day
- Doesn't dream/doesn't remember them
- showers once a night
- always hungry
- Can guess the time when indoors

Sick Me:
- napped 3 times
- lucid Skyrim dreams
- 3 showers
- slept through dinner time, had some like 2 hours late
- all sense of time and direction lost
- can barely remember what happened 4 hours ago

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an accurate recount of real events

*Quietly places a lemon in the dish water while your back is turned*

 

 

HAVE YOU HEARD OF A REVOLUTIONARY NEW TECHNIQUE CALLED..................

 

EVAPORATION

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winks with ears -sparkling lobes-

Time to get into that cold, nippy saddle

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Maccy D's, more like Smacky

Maccy D's, more like

Smacky Bees