the greatest joke in existence
| 16 years old, Yr 11, female pronouns, Australia, Asexual, Social anxiety |
Interests: Biology, Various games, Art, Cats, Dogs and Birds, Dragons
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In the midst of caffine, procrastination and moderate to minor lack of sleep, I have created many an amusing thread.
We can only dread what I will think of during exam block.
(haha annoying rainbow text)
Okay, I've figured out a system. I will be taking art requests during school holidays and work on them some weekends. Currently they are:
Opens in 2 weeks!
Currently on the waiting list is:
Open request and adopt pages
Characters and Art
Species: Sea Dragon Leviathan
Story(not to be taken seriously, intentionaly bad)
Marvelous was a good SeA dragn, not like the others!!! He was in a fight with a warper one day and damaged it, and it accidently teleported him to berk!!! luckily the people liked him and now he lives peacefully with poeple and helps catch fish! But he is afraid that he took the carar desease with him... because why else would the warper attack him?
Sister of Whales
(Art by me)
Regal and full of herself, Amelia isn't the easiest to be around. She has few friends and makes sure to choose them wisely, but even then she will often believe they need her help with anything when it's obvious they don't
A decendant of a long-dead clan of Furies that learned the song of whales, she discovered her gift to communicate with the ocean giants at a young age. During her teens, she had her first encounter with humans- Hunters that managed to catch her unaware of the danger out at sea, and when a harpoon got ensared in her paw, she called out in desperation. Luckily, a stray humpback whale calf answered the distress call and managed to roll the boat. This did rip the harpoon out, however, and that caused her to lose the paw. Grateful and sad for the lost calf, she watched over him until he could survive on his own, but he chose to stay with her despite the difficulties of not migrating. Named Mud for his vibrant dark brown colouring, the two close friends explore the lands in search of Amelia's history, and maybe some entertainment in between.
When around others, Amelia likes to keep Mud as much of a secret as she can unless she absolutely has to call on him. This is mostly to keep him safe, but also for an element of surprise during potential battles. When she communicates with him, others will hear it as strange gurgling, humming, moaning, clicking and other assorted noises. This often leads dragons (and people) to think of her mentaly impaired until they see who's on the other side of the line
for the sake of everyone on the forum, I will keep all of my late night/sh*tposting here
My life's a joke to cause I was born on April 1st :p
=The Forgotten Demigod Assassin=
When you get back into school but don't remember anything
And then get so much homework that you dont want to do
Then forget to do it and turn it in and you get called out
Finally ur mum is home and knows that you screwed up
Fin, cause in the end yer grounded :p
When you see your fried but they walk away from you
Or they notice you in the hallway
Oh look you made it to the end, good for you
I accidently clicked out and didnt save.... crap...
When you and your friends find something cool
When all of ur teachers give you HW thats due the next day
Seeing a teacher durring the summer
Not even google has the answers
When your books get made into bad movies
When you dont just have a ship but a fleet of ships
When the party starts with out you
When the light wants to shine brighter than your future
When your ship becomes cannon
Then the feels hit
When your Fandom gets insaulted
When someone wants to take your book
When someone talks about your hair being naturaly messy
When some one tries to tell you that you're wrong
When someone you hate attempts to be menacing
When you hear a scary noise in the house
That moment when you have a massive point
When your friends are at a contol point and you come in to save the day
When you have pizza but it gets stolen
When you work but need to go faster
Finally geting a kill halfway into a game
When you get to the objective but get caught on it
Talking to some of your friends
When mom asks for your homework
When you're kinda mad at your friend at someting stupid that they did
When you almost shoot your friend in game
When you do something epic
When your mum wants your phone
Whenever i get a car...
When you get the hero and everyone wants to kill you
When an X-wing sees you all alone
When my parents are talking about my future
When talking to someone you dont really trust
Being stuck in a conversation with a person that you hate
When you leave your people
When people cant stop asking you questions
When you're about to go off on someone
When some one says that they love you
When you can't even be that cool
When you come to save the day but the whole team is camping
When you drop in and get rekt
Some days you just need to face plant..
When you know all of the parts of the lightsaber
When you miss something old
When you hear the song of ur people
When someone tries to sink your ship
When someone says something stupid
When you drop your book and the bookmark comes out
The look that you have when you see someones outfit thats a major no
Dat epic catch you make (i didnt start with when, twice, in a row :O)
Getting away with something (omg three times! i need cake for this..)
Quick, turn! (i want more cake for this, i dont get paid enough)
Talking myself through math (like serriously)
Blocking the final boss even though you have no idea waht to do
Telling ppl that ur british (btw i update this when....)
It was a trap (^^ a certain girlfriend isnt onnn and im bored)
When someone takes ur cake >.< (oh hai Dragon cause ik u read this)
How it feels when the game crashes (and Marg and Master probably)
100% srrs i did this when i was younger (i have no life shut up)
I DONT WANT TO BE ON THIS PLANET ANYMORE (ajhssdkls;dskdepdcf)
How RTOTJ should've went (im back from my massive nope)
Trying to avoid question (6/4/16 6:30)
Checking for messages mid escape
Getting burned by friends (hmmm.. not real burning)
Ah, there we go! (again im hella bored)
My friends when i say i'm ok (still bored)
Eachtime someone wants to kill me (which is a lot of times)
What happened to all the gifs I just put..... Wth as a British person I shall not stand for this!!!!
Screw it I'm getting cake and some tea >.>
getting that hero kill on one hp
Seeing someone get burned
I hads a dragon make this this for me o.0
THIS ISNT ABOUT YOU
I know o.0
You're still a bigger joke than me
-trying to be nice plz don't hurt the thunder-
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..."Bug Free" and "SoD" in the same sentence? That's like, an oxymoron.
i just want to play subnatica but my coputer is a POTATO with some WIRES sticking out of it and a bar of soap stabbed into it with the word motherboard engraved into it, and a big 'ol bit of twiiine going from it to a plastc mirror for the SCREEAN.
so I cant play subNOtincan and explore the lost-but-not-actually-lost-cause-we're-kinda-lookin-at-it River for all the different skulls and i cant fight th e s e a d r a g o n who is a gosh darn SE.XY beast because holy granoli loook:
spawn me hundreds of em for the AMBIENCE alone
he has glow glow nose like snail
new scissors paper rock game
Gun vegan carrot
Carrot blocks gun, vegan eats carrot, gun pewpew veagn.
apolgy to any vegans out there
ya know how sumtimes a thing comes up and it really bothers you but its kinda small and not actually a problem like if someone shows even the slightest bit of attitude on the forum people just jump it instantly and like even if your rightly a bit ticked off i.e. cool well organised rp that i put alot of effort into and had no one sign up) people are just going to bulldozer it and make you feel worse
like somedays it feels like no one has personality here cause its all pretty much the same there are no temperamental people or hyperactives or anything its just yes they are nice and reasonable and take non-biased views on stuff and play the neutral in an argument so does everyone else
its ot neccisarily a bad thing but there are days when its like am i really talking to a human here?
so its not tuesday right
Nah, it's Wednesday
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also skyrim remastered comes out tomorrow im so exciteeeeeed
Timezones are magic
from my perspective, you're living one day into the future...
spoiler: nothing new is happening
you know what honestly just get rid of townsville. it has no reason to be there, its useless. the only thing we do is sugr cane farms and even then theres plenty of that iin other places
plus its in drought, theres nothing to do and the strand is a pathetic excuse for a beach- 'wowee its lookin wild on the water today the waves are lapping a whole 40cm onto the sand!!!!'
tiger sharks breed in the little bit of ocean between magnetic, its surrounded by mountains (actually a hill thats a metre or two off being a mountain by definition)(* castle hill just one more tremor)(we believed in you) and the tourism business is practically nonexistent.
hey we realy could just commondere the military base supplies and a boomboom three fighter jets could finsih it in a ffew minutes. of course you'd get everyone out of the place first its just the city itself thats a black boring it of despair and anticlimacticness
Those are some spicy memes you got there
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hey i just realised why my tute class is called tutorial in full; a huge waste of my time, incredibly vague, useless and longer than it should be
School uniform u mean
I dress to impress
Hands up if you to feel the
My aesthetic is subliminal messaging and passive-aggressive comments
I have a request for any modders out there, can I get a mod that switches the audio files of the dragons with the guards in Skyrim?
Cause I think it'd be great if you were getting arrested and the guard just screamed at you, but if suddenly someone was telling you to keep your eyes on the skies, you would comply
hey kids guess who's got a mushy ring growing in the back yard
can't wait to be snatched away by the fae folk cause holin heck its about time