Girls are EVIL!!!!!!

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So, I'm going to show you guys what I learn in math class.  On this thread I'm going to mathimatically prove that girls are all evil.  

 

So here it is in a normal form:

 

  1. There is a saying that girls cost time and money, so we'll say:  Girls = Time * Money
  2. There is another saying that "Time is Money", so we'll put down:  Time = Money
  3. Finally, there is a saying that "Money is the root of all evil", so therefore:  Money = sqrt(All evil)
  4. So if time = money we can substitute that into our first equation, and get:  Girls = Money * Money
  5. Then, we can subtitute sqrt(All evil) in for money, and get: Girls = sqrt(All evil) * sqrt(All evil)
  6. Finally when you multiply, the square roots cancel out and you get: Girls = All evil, which in sentence form is:

Girls are all evil

Or, If you want to prove this legit, I'll do a 2 column proof:

 

Statements                                                                    I                          Reasons

_______________________________________I_____________________________________________________

  1. Girls = Time * Money                                          I   Given
  2. Time = Money                                                      I   Given
  3. Money = sqrt(All evil)                                         I   Given
  4. Girls = Money * Money                                      I   Substitution Property (On #1)
  5. Girls = sqrt(All evil) * sqrt(All evil)                   I   Substitution Property (On #4)

So, I think we've come to a valid conclusion now.

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Inore the random "I"s.  They

Inore the random "I"s.  They were supposed to be lines...

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but... I'm not evil....

but... I'm not evil.... *starts to cry* oh wait, I am, the power of destruction! >:D

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I'm not evil :( 

I'm not evil :( 

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....this is kinda offensive 

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You can't trust anything you see online.

You can't trust anything you see online.

Not all girls are evil...

 

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My friends really likes to call me "evil". Don't ask me why cuz I dunno XD

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Some girls maybe are evil,

Some girls maybe are evil, but not all, I'm not evil :( That's why I hate maths xD

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That's right. Girls should be

That's right. Girls should be respected and slightly feared.

We are powerful and demand to be revered.

And my crazy rhymes are unintentional

It was like a tiny rap.

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How'd you get all your

How'd you get all your dragons in one pic?

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I used my evil girl powers to force them to obey me

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Ahem.

Oh shut up.

If someone stolen your money and it were a girl then that girl shouldn't be respected. 

If a girl hits someone then that girl deserves to be punished, just like any other censored. 

A female shouldn't be powerful just because she's a female, the said person would have to work her way up to be respected/powerful. Even if it just means doing good deeds.

Not all girls should be respected or feared, just because someone has a vagg doesn't mean they should be respected anymore or less than a male. 

 

The reason why I'm pointing out the obvious is because you seem to think all girls are powerful, and you never explain why and how. 

 

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And here we see the typical

And here we see the typical fool getting all upset over the wrong thing and using strawman arguments to make an unrelated point.

 

'Oh no, a woman has come in and made an empowering statement! How dare she! This thread is about women being bad people, don't you dare try and make it positive!'

 

Get your priorities straight, troll.

 

And a note: Calling women 'females' is pretty offensive. We've women. 'Female' is for animals, not people.

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My jimmies are quite rustled

I'd like to get a few things straight before I go on. 

Humans are animals. The defintion for animal is so freakin' obvious. 

A living organism that feeds on organic matter, typically having specialized sense organs and nervous system and able to respond rapidly to stimuli.

Animals are multicellular, eukaryotic organisms of the kingdom Animalia. Their body plan eventually becomes fixed as they develop, although some undergo a process of metamorphosis later on in their lives.

Another thing is other mammals have the same god censored reproducive systems/organs as us. Male and Female. So I really really don't understand how using the term Female for a human is offensive. 

 

Ahem, now that I got that out of the way.

How I getting upset over the wrong thing? Am I supposed to be upset at the baiting claim that Captain Dino made? No. 

Honestly I don't care about that, just because of the fact that it is way too obvious what he is trying to do. Also I'm pretty sure you guys took care of all of the blurted out feelings for me.

 

But I did get flustered over the fact that most of you people think Females should be empowered and feared and all of that mumbo jumbo just because they are Females! What the censored kind of logic is that. 

 

 

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Pulling up an online

Pulling up an online dictionary entry doesn't change the fact that calling women 'females' is offensive. It dehumanizes women and that isn't okay. We're dehumanized enough as it is.

 

And bringing reproductive organs into is is super cissexist. Male reproductive organs =/= male. Female reproductive organs =/= female. There are men with female reproductive organs and vice versa, not to mention non-binary individuals. Organs =/= gender. Female =/= women in every case. So it's actually offensive on several levels.

 

And there's absolutely nothing wrong with empowering women and having women empower themselves. Women need all the empowerment they can get in our society.

 

You should be upset over the original post. It's incredibly sexist and unfair. You should not be getting angry over young women flipping the sexism on its head and empowering themselves with positive comments. Empowerment is good, sexism is bad. It's very simple.

 

Men are already empowered and feared in so many aspects of society for various reasons, most of which are just because they're men. It's completely fair for women to draw the focus to themselves and demand that women also feel empowered.

 

You're getting upset over the wrong things. If it's really that difficult for you to figure this out then you seriously need to reevaluate the way you think about these things.

 

Troll harder, kiddo.

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Oh god you're from Tumblr aren't you.
Humans are animals, get that through your head; Females have the reproductive system that can bear offspring and or produce eggs. It's the same thing for Humans.
 
"There are men with female reproductive organs" 
Males have the reproductive system that produce small, typically motile gametes, especially spermatozoa, with which a female may be fertilized or inseminated to produce offspring.
 
The only way to become a Male when you're originally a Female is to remove the whole Female reproductive system and replace it with a Male's. then you can be considered a Female/Male. 
Same thing if someone were to say they were a female but they have the male organs. 
 
When it comes to all of the Non Binary gender mumbo jumbo it's really just all in the head. *Cough*genders*cough* 
I mean you cant really have both reproductive systems.. and expect them to function that is.
Though I guess you could have some freaky surgery done.. but I honestly don't think it would be worth it. I'm thinking of someone with a-
Anywho! My point is that Se-x and Gender are two different things and when I say the word Female I mean it as in the Se-x. I never refer to it as the Female and Male gender, only Se-x. I honestly don't know why you pulled up this topic, because I never said anything about gender. 
 
 
Anyway back to my original argument.
People must work up themselves, people shouldn't get a free pass just because they are Females. But sadly Females already have certain privileges such as college degrees and more attention with education.
 
"Women need all the empowerment they can get in our society"
What society are you even talking about because I'm pretty sure modern society is fine. A few idiots roaming around cat calling doesn't mean all men are misogynistic pigs. 
I would think countries like Turkey, Afganistan, Somalia and Congo would need Feminism more than America, United Kingdom, Canada and New Zealand. (just to name a few)
 
"Men are already empowered and feared in so many aspects of society for various reasons, most of which are just because they're men" mm a bit biased. 
Men are getting less educational attention than Women. 
Men are being grown up to be over emotional, sentimental princesses. 
Men and Women get the same pay if they make the same choices. 
 
The Gender Wage Gap Uses Bogus Statistics -American Enterprise Institute.
 
Under achievement for Boys -American Enterprise Institute/Factual Feminist
 
Here's the best one.
Top Five Best Feminist Myths 
 
The reason why I'm linking these videos is because I'm not going to take more time to write everything, considering you probably wont get anything I would point out. So lets see if you can understand someone else, someone who is a fellow feminist too.  
I would recommend watching the Myth video first. 
 

 

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No Longer Alone by peterparkersgirlfriend
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too true

After all my years surfing the net I have yet to see a statment more true then that 

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And by the unwritten womens code of fair treatment...

You're going down, mate

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Girls are not completly evil,

Girls are not completly evil, but you should still fear us a lot and bow down to our every command >:)

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"Are you, are you.

Coming to the tree

Where they stung up a man, they say he murdered three

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Are you, are you

Coming to the tree

Where the dead man called out for his love to flee

Strange things did happen here

No stranger would it be

If we met up at midnight, in the Hanging Tree

 

Are you, are you

coming to the tree

Where I told you to run, so we'd both be free

Strange things did happen here

No stranger would it be

If we met up at midnight, in the Hanging Tree

 

Are you, are you

coming to the tree

Wear a necklace of rope, side by side with me

Strange things did happen here

No stranger would it be

If we met up at midnight, in the Hanging Tree"

When a math quiz is announced.

And then I get the paper back and I'm all like.

And my friends are all like

And the teacher's all like

 

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Yes!

Bow down to the almighty us! We shall be feared! XD You must obey...

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Girls are not completly evil,

Girls are not completly evil, but you should still fear us a lot and bow down to our every command >:)

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I am a girl and I am not

I am a girl and I am not evil. Except in the game. Why would I be evil. I do not do anything to make someone evil. I like to act like a super villain in the game but I real life your statement to me is INCORRECT!!!!!!!!!!!!

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it's math

You can't argue with math is cold hard logic!

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ANYBODY can be evil...

Alright first of all:

THATS NOTHING BUT HOOIE!!

Secondly:

I`ve seen and heard of a lot of bad guys (literally).

Third:

ANY HUMAN BEING THAT WALKS ON THE FACE OF TH EARTH can be evil. Its their own choice.

Fourth:

Its quite easy to argue with math. I`d like to meet just 1 mathmetician that will tell me just that. What these people say, the people who say those things are evil themseleves.

and Lastly:

I am not evil. I neer have been, am not, and never will be. I know plenty of girls who are not evil.

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No, I guess you can't

No, I guess you can't *fingures knife and grins evily*

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*gulp*

Feliri .. look just .... just put the knife away!!  *backs away slowly*

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Oh yo, you like Tokyo Ghoul :D

All of these statements are complete BS 

Though I seem to disagree more with all of these junior feminazis

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of course, Kaneki is awesome :D

still waiting for Kaneki it get his S*&^ together and tell Tohka about his feelings!

and I for one disagree with both the statment and the feminists, but all is fair in joke s with blokes

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Well the show just started.

Tohka is so awesome I love the shot of her where Nishiki's girlfriend says that she looks pretty. It seems as if the color of Tohka's Kagune contrasts her more then. 

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yes i am a Girl.

Ok first off, yes i am a Girl... and everyone can be evil... it depends... do you have God in your life? are you a caring person? are you kind to those you meet?

 

by saying all girls are evil, you are putting girls down to build yourself up.... that is a somewhat selfish act. think about it... i could take what you just said and i could fip it on its head to say the same thing about boys. But i will not. You can think what you want... I am not offened, nor am i put down... i walk with my head held high.

 

 

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  Hiccup and Astrid "A New Life" Is a clean Fanfiction that follows Hiccup and Astrid in their adventures as a married couple. This story is packed with adventure, Hicstrid, Trials that shake the foundation of their marrage, and loads of surprizes along the way! I highly suggest reading it. Leave me a comment and tell me what you think.

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“DAD!?” He yelled. Stoick jumped up in shock

 “What’s wrong?!” Stoick paused “Hiccup?” Stoick said a little bit surprised. Hiccup ran and grabbed his dad’s hand and started pulling him out the door.

“Dad go right to my house! I will explain later!” yelled Hiccup as he ran to Astrid’s old house. Stoick raised his eye brow, he shook his head and walked to Hiccup’s house.

“Even with one foot he is still that fastest person on the island.” Stoick chuckled.  Once he got there he knocked on the door. Astrid opened the door with a smile. 

“Hello Stoick, please… come in.” she said while opening the door wider.

“Hi Astrid, Do you know what’s up? Hiccup is awful…. Energetic this morning.” Astrid smiled

“When have you known him not to be energetic?” She laughed.

 

Suddenly the front door opened again and Astrid’s parents and Hiccup were walking in. Hiccup went straight to Astrid and held her hand. Astrid’s parents and Stoick and exchanged glances.

 “Well, we called you here for a special reason.” Said Astrid. She nodded at Hiccup.

 “Astrid and I are………..” Hiccup paused, then Hiccup and Astrid said in unison “We are....TO BE CONTINUED in Hiccup and Astrid "A New Life"!

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Don't you realize this is a

Don't you realize this is a joke??

XD

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That is right boy. Be

That is right boy.

Be afraid.

Be very afraid.

>:D

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What in the world is a subject?

I agree 1,000,000,000 %

 

There is this girl named SONIC WHIRL WIND on the game and she is starting to scare me.

 

One day it's "Oh hey Dash!"

Then the next day it's like "-Eyes turn dark red- I can't control the darkness" and stuff. 

 

Girls ARE evil. >:)

 

The Math does not lie.

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The Sad Story Of FlameDash

A long time ago, I decided to search the web for a simple game to play. Since I liked "How To Train Your Dragon", I typed in games relating to it. I then came across 'School of Dragons' and knew it was right for me. I joined this game very early on. I had a different Viking before FlameDash, and I will not tell the name. I can say that he is in the clan 'Grapple grounders' (I think he still is....?). I made him to have fun around the school and enjoy a game about "HTTYD". A few months later, the Whispering Death and Thunderdrum came out, and I really wanted to have the Tidal class one. My brother and I decided to make new accounts with memberships to access these dragons. That is when I made FlameDash, and my brother made Flame Sword. We had lots of fun flying around together, and soon our fame began to rise. While this was happening, I would search the forums, but I didn't have an account. I do remember seeing posts from way back then, and I can't even explain what it was like with hardly any members. One day, Flame and I went on vacation for three weeks, and when we came back, nobody knew who we were. There were so many new players that haven't even heard of my name, and many players from back then when we were famous were gone. It broke my heart that nobody even responded to me in chat anymore, or said, "Oh gosh, it's Dash." It took MONTHS to rebuild our fame, and we were on the spotlight once more. I felt great that we were amazing again, and that feeling will always be with me. The story really starts the day that Flame was playing around on our faster computer, and I had nothing to do. I heard of the game "Animal Jam", and I decided to make a character to see what it was all about. This was supposed to be a test that would only last a while, but when I started playing, I just couldn't stop. Soon enough, Flame made an account to it, too, and we were playing it multiple times a day. Eventually, we forgot about SoD. Finally, we got back on this game, and everything was different. There were new Vikings that had all the fame, and again, Flame and I were left to rot. Sadly, this time, we couldn't become famous again. There were just to many new players that couldn't understand our past. Now, I am lucky if I get on SoD once every five months. To make matters worse, I can no longer play at the same time with Flame anymore (it keeps logging out one of us because we have the same profile). To all of the Vikings who were playing around the time when I first made FlameDash, thank you for still being here today. I will never forget the good times I had playing this amazing game years ago...

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O.o Even if this is only a

O.o

Even if this is only a joke, I don't think this is very fair.

How would you like to see someone going around telling everyone that boys are evil, and boxing you into a group and being labeled as evil just because someone did some silly mathematical calculation?

Also you may or may not know this, but some people are very sensitive, and could be hurt by seeing something like this.

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What in the world is a subject?

Hey, I don't want to start an argument, but it kind of shows that you may have just hurt Dino's feelings by saying all of his hard work finding out different things and ect. was "silly".

 

I have to agree that it could hurt people's feelings and that they could be sensitive.

 

I mean, just think if you did all this hard explaining on something and someone called it "silly".

How would it make you feel?

 

Again, I TOTALLY agree that some people could be offended and I should have not even posted the above comment.

 

These are just MY opinions. It's how I think you may have offended Dino. It's how I use metacognition.

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You are right, I was a little

You are right, I was a little bit insensitive in calling it silly.

 

Although he was also being insensitive to all the people whom it was directed at. :/ Namely anyone who happens to be a girl.

 

Don't get me wrong I am not trying to justify my calling it silly, I need to be more careful with my words, otherwise it defeats the purpose of the point I was trying to make above.

 

The problem is he has probably offended lots of people, and some of them will have a hard time getting over something like this.

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What in the world is a subject?

Ya, you do prove a point.

 

To say that they are evil was not a good choice to say. :\

 

I guess we can both say we may have "slipped up" on our choices (more me than you)

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This is so funny that I

This is so funny that I didn't even laugh. -_-

 

1) This is really lame, sorry...

2) Everything I say is based on facts. (Even number 1)

3) Is this a theory or a joke? Internet or real facts?

4) Who started World War? (Girl or boy?)

5) (The most logical explanation) If these facts were fake, then how would a nice guy be able to have enough nerve to post something like this? Nice guy or jerky guy?

 

 

You should answer these. (If you find my post appealing...)

 

I don't really care if this is a joke because it sounded pretty darn expierimental...

 

I for one, took this as an insult.

 

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"The Lord of Silver Fountains. The King of Carven Stone. The King Beneath the Mountain. Shall come into his own. And the bells shall ring in gladness, at the Mountain King's return. But all shall fail in sadness, and the Lake will shine and burn."

 

 

"If we burn, you burn with us!" 

 

 

 

 

"Don't worry bud. I'm not going to let anything happen to you. I promise."
 

 

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This is Berk. The best kept secret this side of, well, anywhere. Granted it may not look like much, but this wet heap of rock packs more than a few surprises. Life here is amazing, just not for the faint of heart. You see, where most folks enjoy hobbies like whittling or needlepoint, we Berkians prefer.. a little something we like to call... DRAGON RACING!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"Into a Fantasy"

 

I have a dream

You are there

High above the clouds somewhere

Rain is falling from the sky

But it never touches you

You're way up high

 

No more worries

No more fears

You have made them disappear

Sadness tried to steal the show

But now it feels like many years ago

 

And I

I will be with you every step (Hey! Hey!)

Tonight

I found a friend in you

And I'll keep you close forever

 

Come fly with me (oh-oh oh-oh)

Into a fantasy (oh-oh oh-oh)

Where you can be

Whoever you want to be

Come fly with me

 

We can fly all day long

Show me the world

Sing me a song

Tell me what the future holds

You and me will paint it all in gold!

 

And I

I will believe your every word (Hey! Hey!)

'Cause I

I have a friend in you

We'll always stay together

 

Come fly with me (oh-oh oh-oh)

Into a fantasy (oh-oh oh-oh)

Where you can be

Whoever you want to be

Come fly with me

 

(Hey!)

 

And I

I will be with you every step

Tonight

I found a friend in you

And I keep you close forever

 

Come fly with me

Into a fantasy

Where you can be

Whoever you want to be

Come fly with me

 

Come fly with me (oh-oh oh-oh)

Into a fantasy (oh-oh oh-oh)

Where you can be

Whoever you want to be

Come fly with me

 

(Hey!)

 

 

"Where No One Goes"
 

Let the wind carry us
To the clouds, hurry up, alright
We can travel so far
As our eyes can see

We go where no one goes
We slow for no one
Get out of our way

I'm awake when up in the skies
There's no break up so high, alright
Let's make it our own,
Let's savor it

We go where no one goes
We slow for no one
Get out of our way

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We slow for no one
We go where no one goes

We go where no one goes

 

 

 

 

 

"Sticks And Stones"



Eyes open wide, blinded by the sun now
Orange and white, dark red, green and yellow
Rainbow colors! Do not hide, see the view! 
Step aside, go through!

Against the light, too strong, blow a fuse now
Everything bright, new songs, burning shoes
The look in your eyes! Break our bones into half! 
Scream and shout and do laugh!

Let yourself... go (Oh Oh Oh)
Let yourself... go (Oh Oh Oh)

Stay close to me
Count one, two and three
Up in through your sleeves
Bursting through the seams
Open your eyes and see - You'll see

Inn um ermar, upp hryggjarsúluna
Yfir skóg, flæðir niður brekkuna
Allt upp í loft! Ég mun aldrei gleyma! 
Því ég mun aldrei!

Hleypur um, rífur, leysir flækjurnar
(Upp með rótum) Með blik í augum!
Stórmerki, undur, brjótum bein í sundur!

Let yourself... go (Oh Oh Oh)
Let yourself... go (Oh Oh Oh)

Stay close to me
Count one, two and three
Up in through your sleeves
Bursting through the seams
Open your eyes and see

Stay close to me
Count one, two and three
Up in through your sleeves
Right beyond the trees
Show you how you'll be

Stay close to me
Count one, two and three
Up in through your sleeves
Bursting through the seams
Open your eyes and see - You'll see

Stay close to me... Count one, two, three
Up in your sleeves... You're right behind me
Stay close to me... Count one, two, three
Up in your sleeves... Burst through the seams

Open your eyes and see
You'll see (You'll see...)

 

 

 

Bilbo and Smaug 

 

 

Bilbo Baggins: I did not come to steal from you, O Smaug the Unassessably Wealthy. I merely wanted to gaze upon your magnificence, to see if you were as great as the old tales say. I did not believe them. 
Smaug: [strikes a pose] And do you, NOW? 
Bilbo Baggins: Truly songs and tales fall utterly short of your enormity, O Smaug the Stupendous... 
Smaug: Do you think flattery will keep you alive? 
Bilbo Baggins: No, no... 
Smaug: No, indeed! 
 
Smaug: Well, thief! I smell you, I hear your breath, I feel your air. Where are you? 
[moves in Bilbo's direction] 
Smaug: Where are you? 
[Bilbo runs, but Smaug hears his footsteps across the gold and follows] 
Smaug: Come now, don't be shy... step into the light. 
 
Smaug: There is something about you. Something you carry, something made of gold... but far more PRECIOUS... 
[Bilbo is assaulted by Sauron's eye and pulls off the ring] 
Smaug: [sees him] There you are, Thief in the Shadows! 
 
Thorin Oakenshield: Here! You witless worm! 
Smaug: YOU! 
Thorin Oakenshield: I'm taking back what you stole. 
Smaug: You will take NOTHING from me, dwarf. I laid low your warriors of old. I instilled terror in the hearts of men. I AM KING UNDER THE MOUNTAIN! 
Thorin Oakenshield: This is not your kingdom! These are dwarf lands. This is dwarf gold! And we will have our revenge! 
 
Smaug: You think you can deceive me, Barrel-Rider? You have come from Lake Town! This is some sort of scheme hatched between these filthy dwarves and those miserable tub-trading Lakemen, those snivelling cowards with their Longbows and Black Arrows! Perhaps it is time I paid them a visit! 
Bilbo Baggins: Oh, no... This isn't their fault! Wait! You can not go to Lake Town! 
Smaug: You care about them, do you? Good! Then you can watch them DIE! 
 
[Smaug is smothered with a deluge of molten gold] 
Smaug: [rises up] Revenge? REVENGE? I will show you revenge! 
[takes flight towards Lake Town] 
Smaug: I am fire! I am... death! 
 
[Smaug has been keeping the Arkenstone away from Bilbo throughout their talk, however he lets it fall within reach of Bilbo] 
Smaug: I am almost tempted to let you take it, if only to see Oakenshield suffer, watch it destroy him, watch it corrupt his heart and drive him mad... But I think not. I think our little game ends here! 
 
Smaug: Did you think I did not know this day would come, that a pack of canting dwarves would come crawling back to the Mountain? 
 
Smaug: You seem familiar with my name, but I don't remember smelling your kind before. Who are you and where do you come from, may I ask? 
Bilbo Baggins: I come from under the hill... 
Smaug: Underhill? 
Bilbo Baggins: ...and under the hill and over the hills my paths lead. And through the air! I am he who walks unseen! 
Smaug: Impressive titles. What else do you claim to be? 
[leans forward to smell Bilbo] 
Bilbo Baggins: Luck-Wearer... Ring-Winner... 
Smaug: Lovely titles... 
Bilbo Baggins: Barrel-Rider! 
Smaug: Barrels! Now that is interesting! 
 
Smaug: And what of your dwarf friends? Where are they hiding? 
Bilbo Baggins: Dwarves... No. No dwarves here. You've got that all wrong. 
Smaug: Oh, I don't think so, Barrel-Rider! They sent you in here to do their dirty work, while they skulk about outside! 
Bilbo Baggins: Truly, you are mistaken, O Smaug Chiefest and Greatest of All Calamities... 
Smaug: You have nice manners for a thief, and a LIAR! I know the smell and taste of dwarves, no one better! 
 
Smaug: The King Under the Mountain is dead! I took his throne, and ate his people like a wolf among sheep! I kill where I wish, WHEN I wish! My armour is iron, no blade can pierce me! 
 
Smaug: Oakenshield sent you in here for the Arkenstone, didn't he? 
Bilbo Baggins: No no no no no, I have no idea what you're talking about... 
Smaug: Don't bother denying it! I guessed his foul purpose some time ago! But it matters not. Oakenshield will fail... 
 
Smaug: You have been used, Thief in the Shadows. You were only ever a means to an end. The coward Oakenshield has weighed the value of your life and found it to be worth nothing... 
 
 
 
 
Now... ALDUIN DIALOGUE
 
 
 
  • "Zu'u Alduin. Zok sahrot do naan ko Lein!" ― "I am Alduin. Most mighty of any in the World!"
  • "Zu'u lost daal." ― "I have returned."
  • "Nust wo ni qiilaan fen kos duaan." ― "Those who (do) not bow will be devoured."
  • "Pahlok joorre! Hin kah fen kos bonaar!" ― "Arrogant mortals! Your pride will be humbled."
  • "Di kiirre fen alok." ― "My children will arise."
  • "Kel drey ni viik." ― "The Elder Scroll did not defeat (me)."
  • "Hin sil fen nahkip bahloki." - "Your soul will feed (my) hunger."
  • "Fen du hin sille ko Sovngarde!" ― "(I) Will devour your souls in Sovngarde"
  • "Daar Lein los dii." ― "This World is mine."
  • "Dovahkiin, hin kah fen kos bonaar." ― "Dragonborn, your pride will be humbled."
  • "Sahloknir, krii daar joorre." - "Sahloknir, kill these mortals."
  • "Zu'u lost kriaan hi ont, nu hin sille fen nahkip suleyki." — "I've killed you once, now your souls will feed my power."
  • "Zu'u unslaad! zu'u nis oblaan!" ― "I am immortal, I cannot die!"
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Hello :)
 
 
~About me~
 
 
My favorite color? 
 
-Blue-
 
My favorite dragon?
 
-Nemesis the Boneknapper-
 
My favorite place to go in SoD?
 
-Training Grounds or the Wilderness-
 
I'm Irish!
 
I'm also a girl. :)
 
I joined School of Dragons October 14th, 2013
 
So, I've played this game for a while now, ah ha.
 
Current dragons: 146
Current Boneknappers: 
Idk a lot

~If you have any problems with the game then I'll be happy to help!~

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My art gallery: ( Some of it )

 

Nemesis, Falseking, and Blackheart. 

Nemesis: Boneknapper

Falseking: Deathsong

Blackheart: Razorwhip

 

 

 

Full picture

 

 

 

This is a drawing referenced off of Sandara's picture on Deviantart.

 

 

 

 

My derp OC named Imitationgame...He has a personality like Dagur!

(Actually, I referenced him off of Hook from the TV series called Once Upon a Time, lol)

 

 

 

 

 

Ever heard of Once Upon a Time? No? Maybe?!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Prince Hans?

:(

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Back to Once Upon a..  Time.

 

 

 

Why?!

 

 

 

It's magic

 

 

 

 

 

Captain Swan! 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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World War 1 started with this:

WW1 started with a wrong turn and then an assasination.

Pretty sure the driver was a guy

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Sorry, but I wanted Dino to

Sorry, but I wanted Dino to answer it to test his real knowledge.

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Well pin a rose on your nose.

Well pin a rose on your nose. You just did the worst, jerkiest,horribilest unfairest thing in the world. And in the heck of it that math ecaustion isnt even right. So, if your doing this to put girls down and raise boys up then your being a bully. (Doing a bullying unit in school really pays off the real worild :D))

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I would have to agree with

I would have to agree with you Diamond. Did anyone listen to what I said. I am not evil!! This kind of hurt my feelings a little. You can not just judge someone by their looks. You got to meet someone first before judging them. Well you will more than likely not judge them if you meet them first. I HATE, HATE people that misjudge me. It is not nice to judge someone. Like one time someone misjudged me by saying that I was dumb until our report cards came out and he saw my grades. I am a really smart person. I am very wise too. So it will be nice to not misjudge girls.

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MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

 

That's right, male peasants!! BOW BEFORE ME, FOR I AM MONEY!!!
 

I MEAN, EVIL! BWAHAHAHA!
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Guys, it's only a joke. It wasn't meant to put down anyone.)

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~`Subject`~

Yup.

 

Evil.

 

 

WATCH YOUR BACKS, BOYS.

 

MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

 

 

 

 

 

 

As much as a joke as this was, though, it did offend me. :T

 

 

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You Watch Your Backs!! This is a warning, you don't wanna mess with a boy like me >:D XDXDXDXDXDXDXD

 

*grinds and giggles a little*

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Flawed Proof

Actually your proof is flawed with your first proposition being false.  There are no idioms (sayings) by that nature and it can be proven by a number of different proofs... take your pick:

 

1. Proof by Contradiction: Google for it... you cannot find it.  If it existed then Google would have record of its existence.

2. Proof by Exhaustion: Google for it and look through all the pages of results... you cannot find it.

3. Computer assisted Proof: Let Google try to find it for you... it can't.

 

Therefore your proof is invalid. 

 

Q.E.D.

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My Dragons - 181 Total - Including 2 lost and missing:

  NOTE: Out of date list... current count:

            181 Dragons - 2 are hatching - 2 are currently just eggs

      ... and to think I'm missing about 20 monthly Mystery Boxes of Dragon Eggs!

1.    PinkiePuffieDragonie – Hideous Zippleback – Mystery Class – Female – Adopted 12/29/2013
2.    Toothless – NightFury – Strike Class – Male –  Adopted 07/26/2014
3.    Zippitty Zappitty – Skrill – Strike Class – Female – Adopted 07/26/2014
4.    Midnight Star – Flightmare – Mystery Class – Female – Adopted 08/07/2014
5.    Spikey Likey – Deadly Nadder – Tracker Class – Female – Adopted 08/08/2014
6.    Rockie Gronkey – Gronckle – Boulder Class – Male – Adopted 08/16/2014
7.    FlamingSlashClaw – Monstrous Nightmare – Stoker Class – Male – Adopted 08/17/2014
8.    Flash Spike – Deadly Nadder – Sharp Class – Male – Adopted 08/18/2014
9.    Bouldey Gronkey – Gronckle – Boulder Class – Male – Adopted 08/19/2014
10.    Tranquil Thunder – Hobblegrunt – Stroker Class – Female – Adopted 08/29/2014
11.    Smoulding Embers – Smothering Smokebreath – Mystery Class – Female – Adopted 08/30/2014
12.    Tidle Wave – Thunderdrum – Tidal Class – Male – Adopted 09/05/2014
13.    Typhee Phiire – Typhoomerang – Stoker Class – Female – Adopted 09/11/2014
14.    Scauldri – Scauldron – Tidal Class – Female – Adopted 09/14/2014
15.    Cuddles - Whispering Death – Boulder Class – Female – Adopted 09/20/2014
16.    Tempest Dancer – Raincutter – Sharp Class – Female – Adopted 09/26/2014
17.    Rhummbblie – Rumblehorn – Tracker Class – Female – Adopted 09/29/2014
18.    Skellie – Boneknapper – Mystery Class – Female – Adopted 10/11/2014
19.    Burrbburlie – Hotburple – Boulder Class – Male – Adopted 10/24/2014
20.    DhounPouhr – Stormcutter - Sharp Class - Male – Adopted 11/07/2014
21.    Sonic Devastator - Thunderdrum – Tidal Class – Female – Adopted 11/22/2014
22.    Gol hideRockie Jockie – Snaffle Fang – Boulder Class – Female – Adopted 11/22/2014
23.    Shimmer – Changewing – Mystery Class – Female – Adopted 12/05/2014
24.    Queen Honey – Fireworm Queen – Stoker Class – Female – Adopted 12/20/2014
25.    Queen Embers – Fireworm Queen – Stoker Class – Female – Adopted 12/21/2014
26.    Thunder Disruptor – Screaming Death – Boulder Class – Female – Adopted 12/30/2014
27.    Rhumm Thoorr – Rumblehorn – Tracker Class – Male – Adopted 01/03/2015
28.    Rhip Tyhde – Tide Glider – Tidal Class – Female – Adopted 01/16/2015
29.    Drhill Nibbhlear – Whispering Death – Boulder Class – Female – Adopted 01/28/2015
30.    Swiftie – Scuttleclaw – Sharp Class - Female – Adopted 01/29/2015
31.    Phantom Prince – Sand Wraith – Tidal Class – Female – Adopted 02/12/2015
32.    Glacier  – Boneknapper – Mystery Class – Female – Adopted 02/21/2015
33.    Sugar Snapper – Sweet Death – Mystery Class - Female – Adopted 02/27/2015
34.    Phur Bally – Wooly Howl – Strike Class – Female – Adopted 03/12/2015
35.    Shiviring Rainbowzy  – Shivertooth – Sharp Class – Female – Adopted 03/28/2015
a.    Name was lost – Now showing “Enter name here…”
36.    Pinkly – Hobblegrunt – Stroker Class – Female – Adopted 03/28/2015
37.    Shocksty – Shockjaw – Tidal Class - Female – Adopted 04/11/2015
38.    regnideepS – Speed Stinger – Sharp Class – Female – Adopted 04/25/2015
39.    Icicle Princess – Groncicle – Boulder Class – Female – Adopted 04/25/2015
40.    Tidalwave princess (missing!!) –Hobblegrunt – Stoker Class – Female – Adopted 04/??/2015
41.    Desert Dweller  – Moldruffle – Tidal Class – Female – Adopted 05/05/2015
42.    Pinkcicle – Groncicle – Boulder Class – Female – Adopted 05/09/2015
43.    Mudd Puppie – Mudraker – Tidal Class – Male – Adopted 05/15/2015
44.    Slithera – Grapple Grounder – Boulder Class – Female – Adopted 06/12/2015
45.    Icsome – Snow Wraith – Female – Adopted 06/26/2015
46.    Seaer – Sliquifier – Tidal Class – Female – Adopted 07/10/2015
47.    Wavey – Hobblegrunt – Female – Adopted 07/18/2015
48.    Red Smoke – Smothering Smokebreath – Mystery Class – Male – 07/19/2015
49.    Green Rain - Prickleboggle - Female – Adopted 07/25/2015
50.    Gold Plate – Razorwhip – Sharp Class – Male – 08/07/2015
51.    Midnight Climber – Devilish Dervish – Sharp Class – Adopted 08/22/2015
52.    Forest Raain – Deathsong – Mystery Class – Male – Adopted 08/28/2015
53.    Speeds A Lot – Speed Stinger – Sharp Class – Male – Adopted 08/29/2015
54.    Quadra Trappp – Snaptrapper – Mystery Class – Female – Adopted 09/11/2015
55.    Stormfly – Deadly Nadder – Tracker Class – Female – Adopted 09/12/2015
56.    Sonic Pinkie Boom - Thunderdrum – Tidal Class – Female – Adopted 09/14/2015
57.    Decibella – Thunderdrum – Tidal Class – Female – Adopted 09/15/2015
58.    Rocka Thundor – Quaken – Boulder Class – Female – Adopted 09/25/2015
59.    Pinkie Rhumbler – Thunderpede – Boulder Class – Female – Adopted 10/23/2015
60.    King Tut – Hobblegrunt – Stoker Class – Male – Adopted 10/26/2015
61.    Pinkie Fire (missing!!) – Fireworm Queen – Stoker Class – Female – Adopted 10/31/2015
62.    King Worrmmy – Skrill – Strike Class – Male – Adopted 10/31/2015
63.    BummbbleBeee – Snafflefang – Boulder Class – Female – Adopted 12/11/2015
64.    Pink Platee – Razorwhip – Sharp Class – Female – Adopted 12/13/2015
65.    BattleSnazz –  Armorwing – Female – Adopted 12/18/2015
66.    Pinka Kutteria – Timberjack – Sharp Class – Female – Adopted 12/25/2015
67.    Midnight Beakers – Night Terror - Stoker Class – Female – Adopted 12/26/2015
68.    Hatching? – Groncicle – Boulder Class – Female – Adopted 12/29/2015
69.    Heat Flame – Monstrous Nightmare – Stoker Class – Male – Adopted 07/30/2014
70.    Toothless – NightFury – Strike Class – Male –  Adopted 07/30/2014
71.    QuiteScreamer – Whispering Death – Boulder Class – Female – Adopted 09/20/2014
72.    Vennita Skullcrusher - Rumblehorn – Tracker Class – Male – Adopted 02/02/2015
73.    Skrilla – Skrill – Strike Class – Female – Adopted 02/02/2015
74.    Wyhip Tyhde – Tide Glider – Tidal Class – Female – Adopted 02/21/2015
75.    Tidalwave Princess – Hobblegrunt – Stoker Class – Female – Adopted 05/02/2015
76.    Pinkly Winkly – Hotburple – Boulder Class – Female – Adopted 09/12/2015
77.    Steamly – Scauldron – Tidal Class – Male – Adopted 09/13/2015
78.    Pink Thunder – Skrill – Strike Class – Female – Adopted 10/31/2015
79.    Scauldrinna  - Scauldron – Tidal Class – Female – Adopted 12/12/2015
80.    Lil Squirt – Scauldron – Tidal Class – Female – Adopted 12/13/2015
81.    Aureatea – Razorwhip - Class – Female – Adopted 12/26/2015
82.    Lavender and Violet – Zippleback – Mystery Class – Female – Adopted 12/28/2015
83.    Hatching? – Skrill – Strike Class – Female – Adopted 12/29/2015
84.    TwoSnarl – Hideous Zippleback – Mystery Class – Male – Adopted 10/11/2014
85.    Toothless – NightFury – Strike Class – Male –  Adopted 10/11/2014
86.    Bhonphier – Monstrous Nightmare – Stoker Class – Male – Adopted 01/05/2015
87.    Invisia – Changewing – Mystery Class – Female – Adopted 02/01/2015
88.    Toornadtic Phiire – Typhoomerang – Stoker Class – Female – Adopted 02/21/2015
89.    Trevligochmodig – Gronckle – Boulder Class – Female – Adopted 04/11/2015
90.    Ty Pinki Ling – Typhoomerang – Stoker Class – Female – Adopted 09/13/2015
91.    Rhubie - Groncicle – Boulder Class – Female – Adopted 09/14/2015
92.    Blazerie – Typhoomerang – Stoker Class – Female – Adopted 09/15/2015
93.    Pink Of The Ocean – Tideglider - Tidal Class – Female – Adopted 10/26/2015
94.    Pinkie Fire – Fireworm Queen – Stoker Class – Female – Adopted 10/31/2016
95.    Green Hornet – Prickelboggle - Female - Adopted 12/08/2015
96.    Lindora Magic – Prickelboggle - Female - Adopted 12/13/2015
97.    Purple Arora – Typhoomerang – Stoker Class – Female – Adopted 12/19/2015
98.    Maffle SnaffleWaffle – Snafflefang – Boulder Class – Female – Adopted 12/28/2015
99.    Hatching? – Groncicle – Boulder Class – Female – Adopted 12/29/2015
100. FlamingSheepers – Monstrous Nightmare – Stoker Class – Female – Adopted 10/10/2014
101. Typher – Typhoomerang – Stoker Class – Female – Adopted 11/27/2014
102. Sly Shadow Creeper – Changewing – Mystery Class – Female – Adopted 12/07/2014
103. Speed Slicer - Speed Stinger – Sharp Class – Female – Adopted 04/26/2015
104. Queen Zhapperie – Skrill – Strike Class – Female – Adopted 01/21/2015
105. Toothless – NightFury – Strike Class – Male –  Adopted 01/21/2015
106. Ambasisadoria – Hobblegrunt – Stroker Class – Female – Adopted 01/28/2015
107. Stone Nhibbler - Whispering Death – Boulder Class – Female – Adopted 02/21/2014
108. Golden Pinkie Smashr – Rumblehorn – Tracker Class – Female – Adopted 09/13/2015
109. Misty Forrest Fogg – Raincutter – Sharp Class – Female – Adopted 09/14/2015
110. Heart Bloomer – Rumblehorn – Tracker Class – Female – Adopted 09/15/2015
111. Shockwave – Typhoomerang – Stoker Class – Female – Adopted 09/19/2015
112. Princess Pink Sparky – Skrill – Strike Class – Female – Adopted 09/20/2015
113. Blue Hope – Sand Wraith – Tidal Class – Female – Adopted 12/11/2015
114. Blue Rasberry – Raincutter – Sharp Class – Female – Adopted 12/13/2015
115. Pinkaling  – Gronckle – Boulder Class – Female – Adopted 12/13/2015
116. Creepa – Moldruffle - Stoker Class – Female – Adopted 12/26/2015
117. Foggy Amethyst – Smothering Smokebreath - Mystery Class – Female – Adopted 12/28/2015
118. Hatching? – Hideous Zippleback – Mystery Class – Female – Adopted 12/29/2015