Funny stories from real life

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I thought maybe we could all share stories from real life. They can be about anything that's happened to you. Here's mine. Once, when I was around four years old, we had a pigeon. He was a wild one that couldn't be released because he had imprinted on us. His name was Mr. Pigeon. He was very territorial, and we let him run loose in the house. He stayed under the same couch, and if you sat down he would run up and peck your feet, and slap you with his wings. Every once in a while he'd run around the living room beating his wings until you picked him up. 

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Mr pigeon sounds very

Mr pigeon sounds very energetic. XD

Well we had this parrot once and i thought it was the one that would stay with us forever, and never leave us.
so i opened it's cage one day, and GUESS WHAT.

the idiot flew away :|
 

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My uncle's parrot

My uncle has a yellow naped Amazon, and he loves getting spayed. My uncle has a spray bottle, and he sprays Piccolo (that's his name) until he gets tired of it. Once he did that a little too much, and when he set it on Piccolo's table (his chosen territory, maybe because there's usually a lot of food there) the bottle was viciously attacked by a fat green talking murderous chicken. It was still for fun I guess, because Piccolo was laughing at the dead bottle. I only remember because you were talking about your parrot. Did he ever come back?

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NO THAT LIL' censored NEVER

NO THAT LIL' censored NEVER CAME BACK XD

NEVER having pets again. my 4 siblings are enough to deal with. ><

 

hahaha. fat green talking muderous chicken. LOOL. XD
 

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i have one

 i have a story. 

i have a cat and every time we drive to a store my cat goes to a window and it looks like he's saying "DON'T LEAVE ME"  XD

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I have one! :3

*Ahem* Okay, so a year or two ago, my family and our neighbors went to a baseball game. So we got there, and sat down. It was in the first row behind the catcher dude (the guy that catches the baseball, I don't know if they are called that or not, but I don't know much about baseball. xD), and there was a net (so you don't get hit by the baseball I guess) and a little ledge/wall (so people don't climb in I guess). Anyways, so I had gotten a pink frozen lemonade, and, well, it was not so frozen anymore, it was mostly pink liquid now. Well, the catcher did not to such a good job catching the baseball, and the baseball hit the net, and through the net my not-so-frozen-frozen-lemonade, which fell on me. In my lap. All over my jeans and and a little of my shirt. And jeans are VERY uncomfortable wet. ESPECIALLY with sticky not-so-frozen-frozen-lemonade. I was like: :O "Not cool!" My family and neighbors were handing me loads of napkins to wipe me up, but it was not working well. Luckily, a nice lady behind me had actual wipes, which helped way more than baseball park napkins. It was kinda funny then, and really funny now. xD Oh, also, the ball AGAIN hit the net, and my sisters peanuts were up on the little ledge/wall, and they flew everywhere. But that was not nearly as bad as the not-so-frozen-frozen-lemonade thing.

 

Hope you liked my crazy story, bros! :D

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Not-so-frozen-frozen-lemonade? That sounded like a handful.

 

Pfft, not-so-frozen-frozen-lemonade? Best laugh I had in years 

 

*Almost laughs head off*

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LALALALALA......

HAHA! it reminds me of the day me and some friends were water ballon fighting, rephrase, me and some friends were watching the boys water ballon fight. all of a sudden i feel something really censored my back, then wetness. someone threw a soda filled ballon at me........ yea...... Im sad to say that the young fellow didnt make it out alive....... lets just say he felt my wrath............. just kidding!  well about the "not making it out alive" part, not about the "he felt my wrath part"!  but the guy that threw it is a friend of mine. so that is an example of when this applies:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I love quotes........... :)

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