Forum Game: Ruin a Movie!

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Yeah, I know, wierd name for a game, but wait! It gets better!

 

So, the way this game works is you name a movie and switch out one word for another. You can then rewrite different scenes with that word to ruin the movie. For instance:

How to Train Your Dragon

dragon = spider

Thus, How to Train Your Spider.

 

HICCUP: "While other people might have ponies or parrots, we have spiders."

 

HICCUP: "300 years, and I am the first Viking who wouldn't kill a spider."

ASTRID: "First to ride one, though. So..."

HICCUP: "I wouldn't kill him because he was as frightened as I was. I looked at him, and I saw myself."

 

Feel free to come up with scenes with my theme, but go crazy! Invent your own! Ruin the movies! (Or books, if you prefer)

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HIIIIII!!!!!!!!

Oops, sorry, let me try again.

Hi!!! (Oh, much better)

I'm the Dragoness!

First thing you should know about me: I am forever and always a

 

PROUD MEMBER OF THE CHURCH OF JESUS CHRIST OF LATTER-DAY SAINTS

(also known as Mormons, but we prefer the title above. Long, isn't it? ;)

 

Second thing you should know about me:

I AM AN AVID NIGHT FURY LOVER. ANY FALSE OR PRETENDED SUBSITUTES FOR MY PRECIOUS DRAGON WILL BE DESTROYED ON SIGHT. #sorrynotsorry

Also, thanks to Dragonriders Fury for indulging my Night Fury obsession with an incredible banner! It's awesome!

Hmmm what else...I love music, drawing, and writing...yup, that’s about it.

Now, on to business!!

 

Table of Contents

For your convenience

i. everything you need to know about me

1. My Vikings

2. Fandoms

3. Art done FOR me

4. Art done BY me

                          

 

 

My Vikings

This is first because it is boring and I want to get it over with.

Primary Viking: Heather Autumnsword

 

Personality: Feisty, determined, loyal, and sweet. Her favorite pastime is playing Dragon Tactics.

Stats

Clan: the Wildborn

Clan Position: Leader

Trophies: 1300+

Stars: 1 gold star

Primary dragon: Midnight (Sand Wraith, but I pretend she's a Night Fury)

She has a good five or six stables full of dragons, but I'm not gonna list them all here. Maybe I'll get some pictures later? *shrugs*

 

 

Secondary Viking: Sapphire Wraith

(Picture pending)

 

Personality: Shy, stubborn, insecure, Sometimes rude, but doesn't really mean it.

Stats

Clan: the Wildborn

Clan Position: Elder

Trophy count: 230+

Stars: 1 silver star

Primary Dragon:

Blizzard (Sand Wraith)

(She had a little too much algae to eat)

 

 

 

 

 

 

FANDOMS

Ordered by preference, of course

(used to be top ten, but I have too many things that I love!)

 

HTTYD books/movies

(obviously, but I HAD to put that in there, it really is my favorite)

            

 

         The books were SO GOOD. No swearing, no (extreme) violence (does getting eaten by a lava dragon that dives into a volcano count? Or Grimbeard the Ghastly killing his own son?) Okay, scratch the violence, but it really is pretty awesome. The characters are SO well put together, each with his or her own little quirks that make them unique, and they’re all (mostly) lovable in their own way (Alvin and Exellinor are irredeemable). The little lessons Cressida Cowell teach by inserting them into the plot are truly inspired. Can’t wait for her to write more!!! (Also, I love the quirky way she capitalizes random words to make them a little bit more important. It’s just funny to me.)

I'll leave off mentioning all the characters of the movies, because you guys know them all aready! But you may not know the Heroes who came first...

First (of course), Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III.

Rather a longish name for a smallish Viking. Hiccup is a member of the Hairy Hooligan tribe. He has bright red hair and about a million freckles. the series starts when he's ten-and-a-half, and progresses until he is fifteen and King of the Wilderwest. His best (and, for a few books, ONLY friend) is Fishlegs.

Fishlegs is scrawny, allergic to reptiles, pretty much scared of everything, and the only sane one of the group (well, the only sane one when Hiccup is making a Plan). But he's fiercely loyal to Hiccup, and a good deal stronger and braver than he thinks. 

Next is Camicazi, who's a little too brave and fierce.

She's a Bog-Burglar, a member of an all-girls tribe of people who, well, burgle things. She is a very accomplished thief and a master escape artist.

 

Narnia

 

Second in the fandom world is--you guessed it--Narnia. I have loved this world since before even HTTYD, I think. Though I'm not quite ready to meet Alsan, I would love to slip through the wardrobe for a few days--or years.

 

The Ever Afters (EAS)

I LOVE this series! ESPECIALLY Aurora--excuse me, Rory Landon. She is so determined and brave and gutsy and flawed and I love her.

 

 

Story Thieves

My favorites are actually Kiel and Owen. No girls this time around, which is really unusual for me. But these two are special. Hope they have all the adventures they can imagine...and maybe a few safer ones.

 

Half Upon a Time

Keeper of the Lost Cities

"Team Foster-Keefe will always be cooler."--Keefe

 

Brave (Merida)

Just gotta say, I LOVE this girl. Best Disney princess ever.

 

Pete's Dragon

Best song ever: https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=pete%27s+dragon+something+wild&&view=detail&mid=3F7B250068B67F1BAA083F7B250068B67F1BAA08&&FORM=VRDGAR

 

Wizards of Once

 

The Map to Everywhere

Harry Potter

 

 

I am a proud Gryffindor/Thunderbir--okay, yes, I am Gryffindor, but I'm really a Pukwudgie. A PUKWUDGIE. NO. WAY. This is a FICTIONAL UNIVERSE and I will NOT BE CONTAI-- sorry, I have really strong feelings about this. Let's just say that I prefer to be a six-winged magical bird that controls the weather instead of a hairy arrow-shooting house elf.

Harry Potter is a pretty cool universe to imagine yourself into, but I honestly don't love the books as much as I used to. I found a lot more fandoms that are just more...me.

That being said, I loved Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. Crimes of Grindlewald was okay, but the first is still my favorite.

Spirit Animals

Brotherband Chronicles

Ranger's Apprentice

The Dragon with a Chocolate Heart

 

 

 

ART DONE FOR ME

Look! See how pretty!

Okay, just a heads up, I am still collecting art from previous requests, so if you did something for me and it isn't up yet, I promise I haven't forgotten; I love all the art that is done for me!

 

This was done by the incredibly talented Katarile

 

 

 

This adorable picture was made for me by Hestia82

 

THIS is my perfect Night Fury, Shadow, drawn by LissaFish.

 

Shadow (again) by MajaPercuilum.

 

Shadow and The Dragoness together (by The Blobfish Queen).

 

(Adoptables)

 

This is my beautiful Bookwyrm, Aldwyn (drawn by Flitt-thank you!)

And THIS is ocean-happy Ashera, also drawn by Flitt.

 

Russet my mischievous Kyte. Thanks, LissaFish!

 

 

 

ART DONE BY ME

Eehhhhh...I'm getting better

 

I'm just going to keep a continuous stream of the best three projects I've worked on. So it may change from time to time, buuut...probably not.

 I didn’t really draw this, but I wrote it. From the perspective of the Light Fury.

Flicker the Flickerwing (No, NOT a skeleton dragon, check out my fanfiction to see what they are)

 

Nananananananananananananananana BAT STOICK!!!!!

 

 

 

Okeydokey, I'm ALLLLLLL DONE!

 

 

Byee....

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Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey Stuff

Hilarious idea! XD Can't come up with anything funny right now, so I'll just track :P

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Uuh... Hello?

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(Profile pic by me)

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Welp. It's a WIP. And will be one for a very long time so... Goodbye...?

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Sees fun! Finding

Sees fun!

Finding nemo.

Fish=People.

Nemmo's mom was killed by a serial killer, and Nemo was born disabled.

one morning Nemo has a teenage break down and gets kidnapped by the creepy dude you likes kidnapping kids, also works as a dentist.

So on!

(Did I do It right?)

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Admins.

It would be great if we could sell our items to the store and get half price back, because we have so much stuff we bought and won't use, it would be nice.

 

 

WELCOME TO MY SIG

 

(by Nessie ty ^^)

(The expansion pack pins are made by Gorge_sparkflare)

ScreenShot Comics:

Touble Maker: http://forum.schoolofdragons.com/content/trouble-maker-screenshot-comic

Deadly Gas: http://forum.schoolofdragons.com/content/deadly-gas-screenshot-comic

Rescue: http://forum.schoolofdragons.com/content/rescue-screenshot-comic-0#comment-707663

Rescue Part 2: http://forum.schoolofdragons.com/content/rescue-part-2-screenshot-comic

My name is AngNadder but you may call me Angie

< Nina, WildStyle, Plasmaclaw and HannaSong by Defy ^^ ty

                

here are some stuff about me:

My favorite shows are: VLD(Voltron Legendary Defenders(the new one)) HTTYD(Including everything HTTYD), MARVEL!!(the movies, not much of a comic booker), TrollHunters (great show! If you wanna talk about it click here: http://forum.schoolofdragons.com/content/im-lonely-kinda-wanna-talk-about-trollhunters-tv-show

My favorite books: The Blackwell Pages, PJO, and Michael Vey

I draw stuff so I guess I’m an Artist

I love horses and I collect model horses.

Heres my Youtube channel:

Go check me out: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXop4NB8NrvCO9BpZKB4qOg

Angie ThunderStryke

I make movies out of model horses and sometimes dragons

(I have no idea who made this and I don't take credit for myself)

Me and my Favorite dragons!

Banner by Frytha

Dragon Edits by Siren

Viking edit by nessie!

 

THANK YOU!!!!!

                        

by- Ally

THANK YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH

by the amazing Nessie (THANK YOU SOOOOOOO MUCH)

by the amazing AllyNadderRider

my charecter by the amazing PIXEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH

 

                      

My Dragons!

(I have more just no pictures)

Shocky

Fogy

Snaffy

Thorny

Thorny

Frighty

ScreamyBlue

HannaSong

SpeedySwift

PlasmaStryke 

Felisha

AquaStryke

 

Tia

 

 

 

by the awesomme Nessie :D thanks

 

 

by Kelly Star (THANK YOU SO MUCH)

Hannasong By Siren THANK YOU

WildStyle aslo by Siren

Nina also also by Siren

this is PlasmaClaw,  By Siren-Spirit

by Whisper the Wolf

Ok I made this, but I was inspired by Whisper the Wolf

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Oh...

Yeah, you did it right.

Wow. Suddenly, Finding Nemo just got a whole lot darker. Good job, though!

 

Btw, I agree with the first line of your siggy. It WOULD be nice, wouldn’t it?

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Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey Stuff

Ok... How about this one?
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Doctor Who
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(Just gonna replace some words with different ones)
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Aliens are cool and so humans are!
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Human fingers with alien's blood.
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Ants assume that an apple is a strict progression of pip to flesh, but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big cube of wibbly wobbly timey wimey creatures.
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We're all cannibals in the end. Just make them brutal ones, eh?
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Sorry if it's not funny... I tried my best.

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Transformers, the first

Transformers, the first movie.

 

Optimus: before time began, there was, the potato. We know not where it comes from, only that it can create worlds, and fill them with life. That was how our race was born. For a time we lived in harmony, but like all great power, some wanted it for good, others for evil. And so began the war, a war that ravaged our planet until it was consumed by death. And the potato, was lost to the far reaches of space.

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 By scarfy

 

Summer Melody and Spinner, by me.

Summer melody head sculpture. By me.

 

a little information on me.

I am homeschooled, I love reading and am pretty good at math.

I plane on going for a degree in animal biology, and marine biology.

I love dinosaurs, especially raptors, I used to pretend to be one when I was little, and now it's just a habit to act a bit like one, especially when running.

 

I love the ocean, and would live in it if I could. It is always so energizing to play in the waves, and being worn out from that is one of the best feelings.

 

I don't like traveling, but at the same time I love it.

when I was little I used to have to travel alot, so I'm kinda worn out from that. But I love the new sights and things to do.

 

I am a Christian, and I despise anyone who claims to be, and then doesn't act like one. (Examples) stealing, mocking someone in a cruel way, swearing like it's cool and fun.

 

hobbies:

drawing, writing, reading, sculpting, creating props, daydreaming, running barefoot in the local forest.

 

likes:

rangers apprentice.

transformers.

dinotopia.

httyd.

Jurassic park and Jurassic world.

ark survival evolved.

minecraft.

goofing off.

being outside.

the ocean.

sleeping in.

sneeking around.

scaring people.

randomly building things.

 

dislikes:

Fake Christians.

endings in books that lack the awesomeness of the rest of the book/series.

quick mud.

sticks at the bottom of quick mud.

 

I tend to hang around boys more than girls. I can't understand most girls. And boys are more excepting of my tendency to find the activity that I would get the most dirty in and then doing it. (There are like five girls who I would rather play with than anyone else that I know)

 

if there is a really difficult spot to cross for a creek, then I will except the challenge.

 

I can scale over a ten foot tall tree in a few seconds.

 

I am the farthest jumper in my homeschool co-op.

 

I am about the slowest kid during the day.

night is a whole other story.

 

I'm a night owl.

 

My famous quotes:

"beware! I have a STICK!"

 

*holding a spoon* "FEAR MY MIGHTY WEAPON!"

 

me: "guess what is in my pocket!"

mom: "hopefully a gold coin and not a lizard."

me: "eh he he.. he."

mom: "ha ha get it away from me."

(it is a blue tail skink who now lives in our garden eating slugs and cut worms.)

 

mom: "do you have an animal in your shirt."

me: *proudly holds up a fence lizard* "yep!"

(it also lives in our garden eating grasshoppers. Her name is Rose.)

 

 

WARNING: may spontaneously talk of transformers

 

I​ronhide is the awesome!

Ironhide was supposed to be in transformers prime.

but his character was cut. I cry over it.

Find me at here as well: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/8516943/Narrow-wing

And here:  <a href='https://wolfplaygame.com/index.php?referral=186015'>

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 night shade. Made by witcherforever.

 

 

 seafoam, my glow fury, thank you princess of the night furies

 

 wave song, my ocianic seasong, by adopto66

 

 

pond and lake, my glitched mudraker of hideous mud cutter.

 

 

 kaytla, my female albarator. By megaboltphoinix.

 

 zeke, my male albaraptor

 my female indominus rex, streak.

 

 

 

End of my sig, so bye.

 

 

 

 

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Haaaaaaa!!!

I’ve never even seen Transformers, and that was HILARIOUS. Do more! Do more!