The FAQ of a Certain Ham

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HEY PEOPLE

ITS S-HAM

 

I WANT YOU GUYS TO ASK ME QUESTIONS SO PLEASE ASK ME

AND I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU FROM ME, AN IDIOT, HOW DO I TRACK SOMETHING?!

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MERP

 

Welcome to S-Ham's Signature!

NEW INFORMATION CONCERNING ME

I will be re-doing this monster signature soon, making it shorter.

I just have to make all the links.

ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE drawing of Nixie Riddle by TosiLohi! Thank you SO much!

 

In Game Name: gianntgg

Main dragons: Saphirra (titan Razorwhip), Death (Monstrous Nightmare, what an original name), Athena(titan Stormcutter)

Adventurer level: 35

Stars: 1.5 golden stars

Trophies: uh 300+

Clan: Racers from Pure Darkness

Clan Status: Leader

Trained dragons: Umm 25 or something

Un-hatched eggs: 1

Titans:  2- Stormcutter, Razorwhip

My farm: Dragonfarmer (so uncreative ikr)

Playing since: first or second year it came out

Friend code: 6tgfv (but please pm first so I know who you are!)

 

IRL me:

Name: Ah, well it starts with an S

Age: yeah NO

Birthday: Jan 13

Nationality: merca

Hobbies: drawing, reading,well the list goes on

Favorite Musical Band: Imagine Dragons, Beck

Current Subject: Woah, buddy.

 

I AM UNABLE TO DO ANY DIGITAL ART AT THE MOMENT  DUE TO MY COMPUTER WHICH IS BROKEN

 

FAVORITE QUOTES!

 

"I wash my hands of this weirdness." ~Captain Jack Sparrow

 

"I try not to think. It interferes with being nuts." ~Leo Valdez

 

"What do you know about the force?" ~Luke Skywalker

"It's a power that Jedi have that lets them control people and... make things float." ~Rey

"Impressive. Every word you just said was wrong." ~Luke Skywalker

 

"I told you. I don't want to join your super-secret boy band!" ~Tony Stark

 

"I find that answer vague and unconvincing." ~K-2SO

 

"Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades."~Percy Jackson

 

MEMES

 

 

 

 

 

FANDOMS

Star Wars

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Heroes of Olympus

Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard

The Trials of Apollo

The Hunger Games

Divergent

How to Train Your Dragon

The Giver Quartet

Harry Potter (Ravenclaws Ravenclaws oi oi oi!)

The List Goes On...

 

REQUESTS (each one opens to a link)! green=open, red=closed

Modernized Viking Drawings

DRAGON OR VIKING EDIT REQUESTS 

ANOTHER EDIT REQUESTS

COLOR OVERS/RECOLORS whatchamacallem 

Night Fury Base Requests

 

THE STORY OF A WARRIOR FANFICTION (it's really not that great)

Tracking Thread

Chapter One

Chapter Two

 

ROLEPLAYS I'M IN/WAS IN

The Ravers-A SoD RP-Finished-On the Last Page, I Drew Some Art, Check It Out!

Modern Riding-10 Spot RP

 

EXTRA STUFF

My Art Dump

My First GIF Edit

Divergent Discussion 

Sing a Song-Forum Game

 

 

Friends on SoD (game)

(No one you'll know)

Roxlied 

queen isabella 

Marigold brave

liza the first

Astridrdc 

Giantrdc 

 

 

Friends On SoD (forums)

KittyLlama

Hamburger

 

Profile picture recolored by me

 

SOME SNAZZY ART!

by KittyLlama (brochacho) tis amazing!

 

Yeah to be continued..

 

 

 

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A wild post appeared!!!

To track you click on 'My Account' which is under 'User Navigations.'

 

Then you click on 'Track'

 

 

And a list of all the threads you've commented on crops up. The Ones at the top are the most active.

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Welcome To My Signature

"If you live among wolves, you have to act like a wolf" -Khrushchev

In Game Name (IGN): WolfandStar

Friend Code: Not Accepting

 

(By Arrow)

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Wolf

 Art was done by Fireflash

Wolf is my in-game character. Her full name is 'Wolf and Star'. She takes on my own personality, which is quite similar to that of Lynx. During quests, Wolf loves to muck around and try to break the system by utilizing glitches- just for laughs, but she always produces reliable results. She is a fair Viking and she never uses glitches for her own personal gain. Some of my profile info will be listed below:.............

 

In Game Name:  Wolf and Star..............

Friend Code: Not Accepting...................

Clan: The Phantom Lords......................

Trophy Count (About): 7,600...............

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Characters:

 

 

 

 

Lynx

 Art was done by DuskDayBreak

Lynx is bold and loud. She is like Luna Lovegood in the sense that she is rather... odd. Loud, shameless and weird. She is more animal-like than human. Lynx enjoys being flashy, showing off her skills. Once she sets her mind to something, she is naturally good at it. The problem is that she loses focus easy and doesn't like setting herself to standards. She craves adventure and can grow bored easily. She is particularly fast on her feet but has low stamina levels. She is strong and tall for her age. Lynx is stubborn and laid-back most of the time. She does not like to follow orders. Some of her skills include: being double jointed, the ability to be able to climb almost any surface, very good at mimicking animal sounds and is EXTREMELY good at sneaking around. However, there is a side to Lynx that she does not show very often. She is very lazy and selfish at times, mainly because she lacks compassion towards humankind, caring more about dragons and animals more so than humans. This tendency causes her to be merciless in the face of battle.

 

 

..............................Lyra

 .....................Art was done by Marg The Loony and Chameishida

Lyra is very sheltered and shy. She suppressed her emotion and looks down on those who do are emotional. Lyra can be rudely sarcastic at times and accidentally offend someone. Don't expect a public display of remorse. This does not mean she is feelingless though, she feels emotion, but, she is just very insecure about it. She does not like showing weakness or personal attachment, more insecurity, and less sociopathy. Though in fights, she doesn't appear to have a sense of honor and isn't afraid to fight dirty. Lyra is willing to do anything to ensure her well being, and the well being of her mother. Which could be a weakness. She values her self-preservation. She usually has her hood masking her pale delicate face, which sunburns easily and long hair.

 

 

 

Nyx

 Art was done by DuskDayBreak

One of Nyx's most defining traits is her brash and sarcastic attitude towards everything that breathes. She is the type of girl who does not have to do much to stand apart from the crowd. However, Nyx is no way an extrovert, the reason why she puts herself in social situations is purely one of two reasons, the first one being is that she wants to go people watching. Where she sits in some corner and watches people, how they react and their social cues. She just observes them, untangles their motives and finds their interests. The second reason is that she wants to show up the competition, along with being stubborn, Nyx is a show-off. The problem is, natural talent can only get you so far. Because of her years from people watching, she has become very keen on observations. Smarter than the average person, she is able to look at any given Viking and deduce a thing or two about them. Sort of like Sherlock Holmes but not nearly as skilled. With her great intelligence, comes social anxiety. Nyx buried this under layers of brashness but, this insecurity can be sorted out by the way she avoids social and emotional get-togethers. Due to her inability to express her social anxiety, Nyx finds herself at a lack of friends. She usually plays this off as her not wanting any friends but sometimes, when a dragon is your only friend, you can get lonely. The result, she makes a lot of enemies. Usually because of her showoff-ness and Brash attitude, and sarcasm. In reality, Nyx wants some friends, but she sees this as a weakness and as part of her insecurities which she buries deep inside of her and does not let anyone see. She's not edgy, she's just misguided.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Aeryn

 Art was done by Tosilohi

Aeryn also has a sense of show-off-ness, an over-the-top, dramatic character. She takes any given situation, brandishes it with a flare of sarcasm and performs, drawing attention to herself all the while managing to act edgy or sweet, or however she wanted to be perceived. This need of hers to put on a show made her invaluable to the man while she was on his side. Like the theatre kid she should be, Aeryn has expertly crafted this skill of taking on different personas, and she isn't afraid to add in some cliche drama to her dialogue and actions. Constantly referencing pop-culture, Aeryn is interesting, but the tiring person to be around. The problem with her extroverted, boldness is that few get to witness the actual Aeryn, not one of her many characters. In a sense, it is quite similar to the multifaceted personality disorder, only, Aeryn recognizes her many personas. She chooses not to show anyone her true colors due to some insecurities. These different personalities are the shields she has put up for emotional protection. With Aeryn, you never know if her reactions are genuine or just part of the show.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Dragons:

 

                    Nightshade

 

...............................................................................................................................Edits were done by Rebell and Cocopuppy

 

 

 

 

             Deathstalker

 

 

......................................................................................................................Edits were done by Archer and Zikta.................  ..................................................................................

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:O

THANK YOU

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Winnrr

DoDo u want me to make u an exit for one of ur ocs

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Ham?

Ham?

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Tis me,

ZestyDragonWing

ace, female, and definetely not a bee

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Latest News Regarding Me:

Im gone boios, and I'll give y'all one free parting gift- fan characters listed here are now free-to-use: go nuts my dudes, I aint using them any more. Fan fiction plots are free for the taking, so if somebody wants to take over the Alpha Series, doors open.

If you want a request done before I leave for upwards of several years, shoot me a PM before the 30th and I'll do it- THIS ONLY APPLIES TO PRE-EXISTING PERSONALISED ONES. Recolours do not count to this.

I'll still be on the Discord server tho, if you truly must find me.

 

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Art Requests

Currently Closed! PM me with the details of the drawing you want done. I'm best with dragons, getting pretty good with human skills, and can create digitally, a symmetrical 3D model, or on paper with graphite, pen, and/or watercolour.

ALSO: it may help to send me reminders every few weeks since i am not very reliable and will forget things quickly.

>> Gallery <<

 

 

Fanfiction

The Alpha Trilogy

Reign of the Deep Queen | Refuge of the Blue King | Age of the Midnight Prince

https://image.ibb.co/ji115w/trilogy_card.png  

(haha see i can edit)(sort of)

We know that Vikings settled in the Archipelago a little over 500 years ago, but what stopped them before that? In the Dragon Nest, a stolen child must try to overthrow a tyrant. Her descendant, a volitile soul, runs from revenge until he cannot go any further. His son, a strong-willed leader, takes on a new name and builds his own empire until the past catches up with even him.

(Progress on this will be slowing down since I've become comfortable with my writing skills and styles and I am moving into original works and more ambitious projects. AotMP will be finished in the same style it is currently in, but RotDQ and RotBK may be shorter and lower priority, if I decide to do them)

 

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Characters!

 

Ebony and Flies With Storms

(is this a self-insert-babies-first-oc type character?)
(absolutely, what do you think i am???? quality content creator?? u fool....)

https://i.imgur.com/KntmXPM.png

by me(left), and Chameishida (right)

Dramatic and petty with no impulse control to speak of, some would say her intelligence is wasted on revenges over small things, always done in very unique and specific ways. That’s not to say she’s a bad person, or easily angered; but with an oddly selective memory, she can sometimes have a (unintended) threatening presence. Storms, on the other hand, has a far more calm demeanour and often acts *begrudgingly* as a vent for Ebony, be it random ideas or long-winded complaints.

- Working on detailed design of Ragus (her sword)

 

--BACKSTORY UNDER WORKS--

 

 

Pallus- the liberated Roman

- has a terrible memory (especially with dragon species names)

- generally avoids conflict

- has absolutely become an epic bard that parties hard

- trapped in a permenant state of i-kinda-know-what-im-doing-but-not-really-so-its-awkward

 

 

Yzar and Lochiel

https://i.imgur.com/gb2HP12.png

- hey who wants some immortal quakens?

- thats right, these lovely ladies have surpassed mortality to be together

- only got art for Yzar so far, but Lochiel will be gettin some tasty eye-treats soon

- i love them so much.

 

Sir Edmund

By Silvernight

The draconic embodiment of a middle class victorian era man, with extra RUFFIAN SPANKING ABILITY

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In my confusion, I was left poofed

OKAY ARE YOU ASKING Ham, will you answer me?

 

OR Ham? What kind of name is that?

 

OR OTHER

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Like,, how many ham

Like,, how many ham

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Again I am kind of confused

let me get this straight

 

 

I am the only Ham

 

 

 

 

Are you here to tell me otherwise?!

(fyi plz don't take this wrong its a joke XD)

 

or you are asking something entirely different and I am uberly confused

if you are please tell me more

 

i am so dumb if so

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so, 1 ham?   okay next

so, 1 ham?

 

okay next question- can ham access the 11nd dimension?

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It depends

IIt depends.

11 nd demension or 11 th deminsion

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Let's say this

Let's just say I can

 

And that the 11 th dimension does not need to be mentioned again

 

Only the 11nd dimension