EVERYONE STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING.

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I found out there is a short film about a STICK COMING HOME FOR CHRISTMAS.

This has gone too far!

 

Im not kidding. Look up: Stick man Christmas

 

and you’ll find it.

 

WHY DOES THIS EXIST.

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not much else to say! I'm most likely going to be using my actual game account, instead of my forum account.

 

 

 

In memorial of my speedstinger, Sharptooth. She um. Well. She... uh did this. And I think she died.

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Clementine will remember that.

hope he doesn't get into any sticky situations these holidays.

 

 

 

 

 

I'll let myself out.

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  One Person Many Fandoms

A List Of Things I Enjoy:

Telltale's The Walking Dead (and the show)

Pokemon

Super Smash Bros

Game Of Thrones

Subnautica

HTTYD

Attack On Titan

Hetalia

Yuri on Ice!!!

Death Note

Jontron

And Many More.

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Oh how I love Flying in Autumn!

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     HEY

 

 

 

Look who's actually doing something with this again!

 

 

 

Profile pic was done by the fantastic Katarile! TYSM!!!

 

 

I just wanna start off by saying, I have no idea what I'm doing. Help me. 

 

I heard that ya peeps don't like it when people have a ton of pictures because it uses more data, so I put my signature in a Google Document. Plus, it's easier for ms to edit then. 

 

So just click the link if you actually care.

 

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1i1Bb53Jo6aLM5N4P-cw88WAR4Iu52FDDSb_e1-hxjow/edit?usp=drivesdk

 

For the rest of you...

(probably most of you honestly. I've never been the "interesting" type.) 

 

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I wonder how long he'll

I wonder how long he'll stick around.

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I​ronhide is the best.

Ironhide stop scaring them, they are guests.

Ironhide was supposed to be in transformers prime.

but his character was cut. I cry over it.

Find me at here as well: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/8516943/Narrow-wing

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 seafoam, my glow fury, thank you princess of the night furies

 

 wave song, my ocianic seasong, by adopto66

 

 

pond and lake, my glitched mudraker of hideous mud cutter.

 

 

 kaytla, my female albarator. By megaboltphoinix.

 

 zeke, my male albaraptor

 my female indominus rex, streak.

 

 

 

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A wild post appeared!!!

Oh, something tells me I am going to regret this, why did I even stick around to read this? And, Why the stick puns? Leaf me outta this! Seriously, what did the stick ever do to warrant such special treement? 

 

 

I try too hard.

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Wolf

 Art was done by Fireflash

Wolf is my in-game character. Her full name is 'Wolf and Star'. She takes on my own personality, which is quite similar to that of Lynx. During quests, Wolf loves to muck around and try to break the system by utilizing glitches- just for laughs, but she always produces reliable results. She is a fair Viking and she never uses glitches for her own personal gain. Some of my profile info will be listed below:.............

 

In Game Name:  Wolf and Star..............

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Clan: The Phantom Lords......................

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Characters:

 

 

 

 

Lynx

 Art was done by DuskDayBreak

Lynx is bold and loud. She is like Luna Lovegood in the sense that she is rather... odd. Loud, shameless and weird. She is more animal-like than human. Lynx enjoys being flashy, showing off her skills. Once she sets her mind to something, she is naturally good at it. The problem is that she loses focus easy and doesn't like setting herself to standards. She craves adventure and can grow bored easily. She is particularly fast on her feet but has low stamina levels. She is strong and tall for her age. Lynx is stubborn and laid-back most of the time. She does not like to follow orders. Some of her skills include: being double jointed, the ability to be able to climb almost any surface, very good at mimicking animal sounds and is EXTREMELY good at sneaking around. However, there is a side to Lynx that she does not show very often. She is very lazy and selfish at times, mainly because she lacks compassion towards humankind, caring more about dragons and animals more so than humans. This tendency causes her to be merciless in the face of battle.

 

 

..............................Lyra

 .....................Art was done by Marg The Loony and Chameishida

Lyra is very sheltered and shy. She suppressed her emotion and looks down on those who do are emotional. Lyra can be rudely sarcastic at times and accidentally offend someone. Don't expect a public display of remorse. This does not mean she is feelingless though, she feels emotion, but, she is just very insecure about it. She does not like showing weakness or personal attachment, more insecurity, and less sociopathy. Though in fights, she doesn't appear to have a sense of honor and isn't afraid to fight dirty. Lyra is willing to do anything to ensure her well being, and the well being of her mother. Which could be a weakness. She values her self-preservation. She usually has her hood masking her pale delicate face, which sunburns easily and long hair.

 

 

 

Nyx

 Art was done by DuskDayBreak

One of Nyx's most defining traits is her brash and sarcastic attitude towards everything that breathes. She is the type of girl who does not have to do much to stand apart from the crowd. However, Nyx is no way an extrovert, the reason why she puts herself in social situations is purely one of two reasons, the first one being is that she wants to go people watching. Where she sits in some corner and watches people, how they react and their social cues. She just observes them, untangles their motives and finds their interests. The second reason is that she wants to show up the competition, along with being stubborn, Nyx is a show-off. The problem is, natural talent can only get you so far. Because of her years from people watching, she has become very keen on observations. Smarter than the average person, she is able to look at any given Viking and deduce a thing or two about them. Sort of like Sherlock Holmes but not nearly as skilled. With her great intelligence, comes social anxiety. Nyx buried this under layers of brashness but, this insecurity can be sorted out by the way she avoids social and emotional get-togethers. Due to her inability to express her social anxiety, Nyx finds herself at a lack of friends. She usually plays this off as her not wanting any friends but sometimes, when a dragon is your only friend, you can get lonely. The result, she makes a lot of enemies. Usually because of her showoff-ness and Brash attitude, and sarcasm. In reality, Nyx wants some friends, but she sees this as a weakness and as part of her insecurities which she buries deep inside of her and does not let anyone see. She's not edgy, she's just misguided.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Aeryn Nyght

 Art was done by Tosilohi

Aeryn also has a sense of show-off-ness, an over-the-top, dramatic character. She takes any given situation, brandishes it with a flare of sarcasm and performs, drawing attention to herself all the while managing to act edgy or sweet, or however she wanted to be perceived. This need of hers to put on a show made her invaluable to the man while she was on his side. Like the theatre kid she should be, Aeryn has expertly crafted this skill of taking on different personas, and she isn't afraid to add in some cliche drama to her dialogue and actions. Constantly referencing pop-culture, Aeryn is interesting, but the tiring person to be around. The problem with her extroverted, boldness is that few get to witness the actual Aeryn, not one of her many characters. In a sense, it is quite similar to the multifaceted personality disorder, only, Aeryn recognizes her many personas. She chooses not to show anyone her true colors due to some insecurities. These different personalities are the shields she has put up for emotional protection. With Aeryn, you never know if her reactions are genuine or just part of the show.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Gail Cyrek

 Art was done by Katarile

Gail is very softspoken. She does not like attracting much attention as people have a tendency to stare. She is very insecure about her face and does her best to conceal it. She gets very annoyed if someone asks about it. However, with this silence comes the ability to listen. She observes the world around her and is able to spot even the tiniest of details. This silent brilliance has made her a stellar judge of character. She reads body language very well and has a certain flare of stubbornness about her. Still, she is very dark. Generally, when she speaks, most people cannot hear what she says, which is probably a good thing because what she does say is usually pretty dark or gory. She often says random and slightly disturbing things and speaks extremely softly anyone can barely hear her. Gail seems to be pretty timid but is generally ruthless. She is a bit of a pyromaniac and will do almost anything to get her way.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Aeryn

 Art was done by Tosilohi

Aeryn also has a sense of show-off-ness, an over-the-top, dramatic character. She takes any given situation, brandishes it with a flare of sarcasm and performs, drawing attention to herself all the while managing to act edgy or sweet, or however she wanted to be perceived. This need of hers to put on a show made her invaluable to the man while she was on his side. Like the theatre kid she should be, Aeryn has expertly crafted this skill of taking on different personas, and she isn't afraid to add in some cliche drama to her dialogue and actions. Constantly referencing pop-culture, Aeryn is interesting, but the tiring person to be around. The problem with her extroverted, boldness is that few get to witness the actual Aeryn, not one of her many characters. In a sense, it is quite similar to the multifaceted personality disorder, only, Aeryn recognizes her many personas. She chooses not to show anyone her true colors due to some insecurities. These different personalities are the shields she has put up for emotional protection. With Aeryn, you never know if her reactions are genuine or just part of the show

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I have now been horrifed from

I have now been horrifed from this thread

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Stop what I am doing...   May

Stop what I am doing...

 

May I breathe?

 

May my heart still beat?

 

May my blood still flow?

 

XD

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The Mystery of Shadow Mountain

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Chapter 33 - Sudden Turn of Events

The Mystery of Shadow Mountain, my sixth fan-fic in three years!  Updates every Friday Night!

 

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Here are links to the chapters of my fan-fic, The Clue of the Missing Socks.

Chapters 1 and 2                         Chapter 3                                       Chapter 4

Chapter 5                                      Chapter 6                                        Chapter 7

Chapters 8 and 9                        Chapter 10                                     Chapter 11

Chapters 12 and 13                     Chapters 14, 15, and 16             Chapter 17

Chapter 18                                    Chapter 19                                      Chapter 20

Chapter 21 and 22                      Chapter 23                                     Chapter 24 and 25

Chapter 26 - There is a hidden surprise.  Can you find it?

Chapter 27                                   Chapter 28, Part 1                         Chapter 28, Part 2

Chapter 29                                   Chapter 30                                       Chapter 31

Chapter 32                                   Chapter 33                                       Chapter 34

Chapter 35                                   Chapter 36                                       Chapter 37

Chapter 38                                   Chapter 39                                       Chapter 40

Chapter 41                                   Chapter 42                                       Chapter 43

Chapter 44                                   Chapter 45, Parts 1 and 2

 

Here are links to my sequel fan-fic:

The Mysterious Frozen Fire

Chapter 1         Chapter 2         Chapter 3         Chapter 4         Chapter 5         Chapter 6

Chapter 7         Chapter 8         Chapter 9         Chapter 10       Chapter 11       Chapter 12

Chapter 13       Chapter 14       Chapter 15        Chapter 16       Chapter 17       Chapter 18  

Chapter 19       Chapter 20      Chapter 21        Chapter 22, Part 1       Chapter 22, Part 2 

Chapter 22, Part 3

Epilogue/Preview for my Third Story!

 

Here are links to my Tri-quel fan-fic:

Thoughts of Guilt

Chapters 1 and 2          Chapters 3 and 4          Chapter 5          Chapter 6          Chapter 7

Chapter 8          Chapter 9          Chapter 10          Chapter 11          Chapter 12, Part 1

Chapter 12, Part 2          Chapter 13         Chapter 14         Chapter 15         Chapter 16

Chapter 17 and 18         Chapter 19         Chapter 20         Chapter 21         Chapter 22

Chapter 23         Chapter 24         Chapter 25         Chapter 26         Chapter 27

Chapter 28         Chapter 29         Chapter 30         Chapter 31         Chapter 32

Chapter 33         Chapter 34         Chapter 35         Chapter 36 and 37

Chapter 38, Part 1         Chapter 39, Part 2         Chapter 40, Part 3         Chapter 41

Chapter 42, Parts 1 and 2         Chapter 43         Chapter 44

Chapter 45, Part 1         Chapter 45, Part 2

 

On the Edge of Mystery

Chapter 1          Chapter 2         Chapter 3        Chapters 4 & 5    Chapter 6, Parts 1 and 2   

Chapter 7          Chapter 8         Chapter 9            Chapter 10       Chapter 11        Chapter 12

Chapter 13        Chapter 14       Chapter 15          Chapter 16        Chapter 17       Chapter 18

Chapter 19        Chapter 20       Chapter 21          Chapter 22       Chapter 23      Chapter 24

Chapter 25        Chapter 26       Chapter 27         Chapter 28        Chapter 29 Parts 1 and 2 

Chapter 30       Chapter 31       Chapter 32 and 33                         Chapter 34 Parts 1 and 2 

Chapter 35 Part 1         Chapter 35 Part 2        Chapter 35 Part 3        Chapter 36

 

The Secret Symbol

Chapter 1    Chapter 2    Chapter 3    Chapter 4    Chapter 5

Chapter 6    Chapter 7     Chapter 8    Chapter 9    Chapter 10

Chapter 11    Chapter 12    Chapter 13    Chapter 14    Chapter 15

Chapter 16    Chapter 17    Chapter 18    Chapter 19    Chapter 20

Chapter 21   Chapter 22   Chapter 23   Chapter 24 and 25

Chapter 26    Chapter 27    Chapter 28    Chapter 29 and 30

Chapter 31    Chapter 32    Chapter 33    Chapter 34    Chapter 35

Chapter 36    Chapter 37    Chapter 38    Chapter 39

Chapter 40 and 41    Chapter 42    Chapter 43, 44, 45, and 46

 

The Legend of Shadow Mountain

Chapter 1    Chapter 2    Chapter 3    Chapter 4    Chapter 5

Chapter 6    Chapter 7    Chapter 8    Chapter 9    Chapter 10

Chapter 11    Chapter 12    Chapter 13    Chapter 14    Chapter 15

Chapter 16   Chapter 17    Chapter 18    Chapter 19    Chapter 20

Chapter 21    Chapter 22    Chapter 23    Chapter 24    Chapter 25

Chapter 26    Chapter 27    Chapter 28    Chapter 29    Chapter 30

Chapter 31    Chapter 32    Chapter 33

 

 

 

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Beep beep lettuce

Uhhhhhhhh

 

Stick pun

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This forum is a huge dumpster fire tbh Idk why I'm here aside from wanting to test my patience

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What's brown and sticky?

What's brown and sticky?

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That's Just How I Roll...

*snickers* IDk...

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A stick.

A stick.

 

*Drops mike, slowly walks away*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Stick puns...

I guess there is no pleasing you sticklers out there. What? I like to branch out.

It's oak-ay, everyone. I'll leaf now so you all can return to your daily activities.

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All of these Skrill mess-ups are treasures from Rae. (The middle one is right!)

     

      An AWESOME banner made by AshleytheCool.                     My Thunderdrum, Frost Bite, by Defy. :)  

 

               

 

                                                                   

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My first dragon: My first dragon was a Whispering Death named "Thorn". He got his name because of his personality. I found him on a distant island called "Discovery Island". He was wounded, and I took him in. We became great friends.

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My second dragon: My second dragons is a Thunderdrum named "Frost Bite". He looked just like snow. One

day, I was traveling through a cold mountain range, when a sonic boom blasted through the area. A large male Thunderdrum landed in front of me. After months of friendship, the Thunderdrum and I became very close. One day, we decided to take a trip into a Whispering Death tunnel. As we got to the exit, a Whisper came out of no where and crashed into Frost Bite--ripping his wing.

 

  

Thanks to Ren Roar for this great "Get well" card.

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My Night Fury: My third dragon was a Night Fury named "Wild Fire". It started when I was on a trip to the woods and I stumbled across an injured dragon. I noticed that he looked a lot like Toothless; possibly this dragon could be another Night Fury. I raised the little guy and gave him a forever home, where he lives happily.

 

  

Thank you FlameDash for this Wild Fire thing. o.O                Also wildfire78 for this bouncie!                   

 Thank you Greanleaf123 for this... bouncie!

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LIKE THUNDER. THAT'S JUST HOW I ROLL...

I can't believe I'm stikin' around for this.

*eyes roll up into brain* "looks great back here!"

*head drops and hits table*

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Ha!

I'm re-leafed that there are so many oak-kay puns! No really...all these puns are unbeLEAFable!!! They are all overELMing! I really am stumped now.

.......wait....May the FOREST be with you all!!!

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Меня зовут вала. Я пришел из страны полуночного солнца. Моя миссия-стать актрисой. Я всегда любил животных и хочу подружиться много. У меня очень грустное и удручающее время. Надеясь, что это изменится. Я также хочу распространить Евангелие Иисуса Христа всем и всем людям!!

 

 Decipher this and you will get my mission in life.

 

Îmi place să-mi fac prieteni noi, dar sunt introvertit.

 

WARNING:

This Siggy will be stripped of its words and put back up with a COMPLETELY new look!

 

  HELLO, FELLOW DRAGON TRAINERS.

(if you want to know more about the real me and some funny things...scroll down)

 

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Hina by BrynneBjornsson ~TYSM~

 

 

 

 

 

  Eurus by the amazingly talented, RedHoodJason (THANK YOU SO MUCH!)

 

Eurus by the Amazing *trumpet sounds* TosiLohi!!!

 

​Before we go any further....

I AM A PROUD ELDER IN THE CRAZY CLUB!!!! I'LL SAY IT LOUD AND I'LL SAY IT PROUD!!

 

My name is Valasari, Viking from the Isle of Vanaheim. Home to the sick and elderly dragons who make their final pilgrimage to this sacred land. Not many Vikings have made it past the unblinking Sentinel gaurdians, who have stone-like statue appearances and have the element of surprise upon unsuspecting Vikings. They are actually blind, therefore rely on their hearing & smell. They have better hearing than most dragons because of their blindness.

 

Before you ask...YES I know that this is a Signature....buuut you know......

 

 

  MY DRAGONS

 

Saharii--Adult Rumblehorn

Zeena--Teen Monstrous Nightmare

 

 

Role Plays I am In:

I know...I need to get a life.

 

Messengers of Light

 

Between Two Worlds

 

Unsuspected Changes
 

The SweetWraith

 

The Elven''s Hope

 

Kalelians in Milldrany

 

A Fusion's Will To Live

 

Dragon Evolution: Rise of the Hybrids

 

Dragon Evolution: The Treaty

 

The Enhanced

 

The Fall of the Elementals

 

Dark Future 

 

Modern Riding

 

Captured

 

 

 

   ABOUT ME

 

I come from the Isle of Vanaheim. So far, the Sentinels have trusted me enough to live among the poor old dragons on this sacred Island. Of course, my Dragons are with me. They had to prove that they were trustworthy, as well as loyal. I have sadly moved away from Vanheim to live in the School. My goal is to become an Ultimate Dragon Trainer and then go back to Vanaheim!! I wish to see the Sentinels again....someday, after I have achieve my goal.

 

   ABOUT MY DRAGONS

 

I saved Saharii from a devastating situation. Dragon Hunters had caged him, but Hiccup and I rescued him just in time.

Now, Zeena, on the other talon, has a wonderful life, I am making sure of it. I wish to befriend more dragons. I hatched her from an egg and raised her. With some help from Saharii.

 

Join me in my quest to save dragons from scum like the Dragon Hunters and Viggo. And as far as dragons are concerned...I wouldn't trade them for anything.....Would You?

 

 

 

   THINGS I LOVE!

 

​0.The Avengers!--DUH! They are amazing!!

1. SilverWeed San--She is my favorite Youtuber!

2.Dragons!--WHO ON LOKI ISLAND doesn't LOVE dragons.

3.Horses--Beautiful animals

4.Razorwhips--my favourite dragons

5.My animals...'cause...well...just 'cause.

6.Reptiles--Who dosn't like scaly creatures?

7.Lord of the Rings--Obviously 'cause Gandolf is AWESOME and Legalos too

8.School of Dragons--Uh...I don't know what to say but I wish I could play it MORE!

 

 

​Favorite Books

Wings of Fire  Tui.T. Sutherland

Pegasus Kate O'hearn

Narnia C.S.Lewis

Shadow Horse Alison Heart

​A Horse of Her Own Annie Wedekind

Menagerie Tui T. Sutherland

Buddy H. M. Herlong

(That's not all....but all my wittle brain could think of)

 

 

 

Funny things

 

I'm NOT clumsy. It's just that the floor hates me. The tables and chairs are bullies and the Wall Gets In The WAY!!

 

 

When someone told me I was in a fantasy, I fell off my Unicorn.

 

Friend: Did you fall?

Me: No, I attacked the floor.

Friend: Backwards?

Me: I'm freakin' talented!!!!!

The morale of this story. Just believe the cold truth that you're a Klutz. 'Cause I sure am.

 

If a robber broke into our house to search for money....I would laugh and search with him.

 

I hate it when people text me and it says "call me". One day I am going to call someone and say "text me".

 

I can't dance to save my life, but when I step in dog poo, I can moondance better than Michael Jackson. =)

 

 

 

Dad jokes:

 

 Dad lookes at me....."You know hon, I couldn't find a single shoe shop today". I breathe in a sigh of relief, knowing that he won't make a bad joke. Dad: "They only sold them in pairs". I bang my head on the wall.

 

Dad dances around in front of the ATM machine. Me: what are you doing? Dad: Just checking my balance. Me: *walks away to the car*

 

Dad in the morning: You know I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went....then it dawned on me.

 

Dad: Yesterday I ate a clock..it was very time consuming...especially when I went back for seconds!!

 

Dad: What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue? Me: I don't know. Dad: You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna. Me: What about the pot of glue? Dad: I knew that you would get stuck on that! Me: OHHHHHHHHHH

 

Dad: Did you hear about the guy in KC who was addicted to brake fluid? Me: No..... Dad: Good news! He can stop at any time.

 

Dad and I were at the store and he picks up the velcro: I wouldn't buy anything with velcro....it's a total rip-off.

 

Mom asks dad at Thanksgiving: How does the turkey smell? Dad: Through its nose, I guess. Me: I'm going to bed.

 

Dad after a nice hot shower: You know..... Me: Here it comes. Dad: Singing in the shower while washing your hair is all good 'till you get soap in your mouth.....it then it just becomes a soap opera....

 

That's All Folks!!

for now.....(evil laugh)

 

 

 

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You guys are such sticklers

You guys are such sticklers for details.

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This is probably gonna land me in the pun-itentiary...

I'd like to tell the producers of something so lame where they can stick such a terrible film.

(Aaaaand cue cricket chirps. Yes, I know that pun was probably worse than the lame movie concept.)

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Hair Color: dark brown with copper highlights only visable when light hits it just right

Eye Color: vivd green with grayish-blue tint to it (basically the same hue as Hiccup's or Eren's from AoT)

Body Type: kind of curvy, somewhat slender; built like a martial artist (more lean muscle than bulk)

Personality: truthfuly is nice but is kind of a "tsundere girl" (seems "prickly" or kind of cold at first)

Weapon of choice: a pair of katana or a bow and she never goes anywhere without a knife

Favorite places: Scuttleclaw Island, Glacier Island, Armorwing Island, Mudracker Island, Icestorm Island

My Dragons:

Note: the ones with a gender symbol are my OC Dragons

Tidal

Zeke - Titan Sand Wraith

Toirn - Male Thunderdrum

Kettle - Female Scaldron

Ryuko - Female Sliquifier

Sharp

Ororo - Titan Stormcutter

Katana - Titan Razorwhip

Revai - Titan Razorwhip (Katana's mate)

Frostbite - Female Shivertooth

Scarlette - Female Scuttleclaw

Tsuntsun - Female Prickleboggle

Chocobo - Male Speedstinger

Stoker

Neara - Titan Monstrous Nightmare (1st Dragon)

Fierga - Male Monstrous Nightmare (Neara's Mate)

Tiger - Male Typhoomerang

Scorch - Singetail

Gwen - Female Flamewhipper

Quicksilver - Male Silver Phantom

Asherr - Male Hobblegrunt

» Strike «

Ginrei - Titan Woolly Howl

Scorpio - Triple Stryke

Stella - Triple Stryke (Scorpio's mate)

Lightning - Titan Skrill

Siku - Female Snow Wraith

Mystery

Moirana - Titan Flightmare

Venus - Female Snaptrapper

Reiner - Male Armorwing

Sirena - Deathsong

Laverne and Shirley - Female Hiddeous Zippleback

Changling - Female Changewing

Bertholt - Male Boneknapper

Boulder

Greg - Male Gronckle

Koori - Male Groncicle

Denali - Eruptodon

Drago - Male Grapple Grounder

Shinigami - Male Screaming Death

Xaviar - Male Elder Sentinel

Halvarda - Female Sentinel

Tracker

Aubie - Male Rumblehorn

Raiga - Male Deadly Nadder

Nettles - Female Deadly Nadder

 

I am more than a conqueror in Him. I am a "Guardian;" I am a "Warrior"

(That's what Shamira and Strider mean in Hebrew and Frisian respectively.)

It's go time, Zeke!

 

♪Scorpio and Stella, sittin' in a tree♫

(Well, okay they're not ACTUALLY in the tree but still...)

(The teal one (left) is Stella; the red & navy blue one (right) is Scorpio.)

Plying the skies with Ginrei.

"A fox knows a snake when she sees one; those of equal cunning never trust one another." ~Me

Here is a link to my screenshots and my OC dragon profiles ^^.

Also, if we ever get to have our own Night Furies, these will be what mine look like:

 

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Oh how I love Flying in Autumn!

Why am I sticking around for this?

What can I say? I'm stickler for sticks;-)

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To be honest I think it looks pretty fantastick.

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Hmm

I don't beleaf it.

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A wild post appeared!!!

I don't mean to be a stickler, but, these puns are extreemely bad. It would be a releaf to just leaf the thread. 

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Someone give me a match. This

Someone give me a match. This thread will burn.

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Oh how I love Flying in Autumn!

The good news is, sticks burn well;-)

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Old McDonald was dyslexic O IE IE

Did this thread morph into the, "Give me your best puns." thread?

 

If so, I don't know if I should stick around or knot, because I am a very punny person.  I give puns to my classmates in college on a daily basis.

 

That being said, I could put you all to shame.

 

Should I stick around?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

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Indeed

Oh no! These puns have been sticked in my head for days. is Treeable! Oh help me you lousy sticklers!

I am leafing out of here as soon as I get the oakay from my sappy friends.

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Not sure weather

Not sure weather to Stick around or re​​tree​t. I could tree​m up so many puns. I would like you to stick around fir a while, you oak to consider it, but maybe you should take a barke, it would give you some releaf. I won't beat around thethe bush, I'm having a lot of fun.

 

I have to axe, was that to much?

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Oh how I love Flying in Autumn!

I love my life.

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Funny thing about this is that I remember reading a book about the stick man coming home for christmas when I was much younger, about the Age when I could barely read. It was actually in swedish, and the book would continually comment on how poor the stick man's situation was all the time.

(Spoilers) Even when the stick man was about to turn into firewood! Firewood! It just commented on how the stick man misses his family, and he's about to be freaking used as firewood.

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Silhouette my Skrill by the amazing ScarfyWings! :D

Silhouette and Frisk walking in the spooky dark night... Made by TosiLohi!

 

Silvertalon the Thunderthief by the amazing Wutend Bonfire!

Swifter the Icecrusher by chameishida!

Legend the Uktena by Canus8!

Bea the Gribtuk by Bavelly!

Moonwish the Night Fury by NeverendingSilver!

Dreamless by the talented Okamisusi!