Corny Halloween Jokes!

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Time for corny Halloween jokes with Whisper!

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What's the hardest thing to sell to a ghost?
Life insurance!

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine!

What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trombone!

What room can you not find in a zombie's house?
A living room!

What do you call spiders that just got married?
Newly webbed!

What kind of music do mummies enjoy?
Wrap music!

What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand-witch!

What monster is the best dancer?
The boogie man!

Why do vampires need mouthwash?
Because they have bat breath!

Why did the ghosts go to the bar?
For the boos!

(....I'll go hide in shame of my corniness now...)

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Happy Easter! by WhispertheWolfie

Artwork by Wolflight

 

I do dragon fan theories!

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I come up with theories about dragons and post a new set of theories for a specific dragon species every Saturday. Click the link below to check them out!

Dragon Theories Thread

 

 

 

School of Dragons Info

 

Queen of the Winter Wind (Gif) by WhispertheWolfie

 

Main Viking: WhispertheWolf

 

Starter Dragon: Brightclaw (female Deadly Nadder)

 

Main Dragons: Winterwind (female Woolly Howl) and Icevein (male Groncicle)

 

Main Racing Dragons: Frostclaws (male Shivertooth), Solstice, (female Shivertooth), Avalanche (female Snow Wraith), and Abominable (male Titan Wing Snow Wraith)

 

Main Battle Dragon: Thistle (female Prickleboggle)

 

All My Dragons

 

*Dragons of My Main "Team"

 

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Strike Class

*Winterwind: female Woolly Howl

Dasher: male Woolly Howl (Snoggletog Wraith stand-in)

*Borealis: male Titan Wing Woolly Howl

*Avalanche: female Snow Wraith

*Abominable: male Titan Wing Snow Wraith

Toothless: male Night Fury

Light Fury: female Light Fury

Slashtail: male Triple Stryke

Venomtwirl: female Titan Wing Triple Strike

Interceptor: male Deathgripper

Blackwidow: female Titan Wing Deathgripper

Icebones (in-game name Stormblaze): male Skrill

Galewing: female Titan Wing Skrill

 

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Boulder Class

*Icevein: male Groncicle

Hoarfrost: male Groncicle (Icevein's father)

Permafrost: female Groncicle (Icevein's mother)

Crystal (in-game name Krystal): female Groncicle (Icevein's sister)

Snowblast: male Groncicle (Icevein's brother)

Firn: female Groncicle (Icevein's sister)

Coldnip: male Groncicle (Frozen Groncicle stand-in)

*Meteorblast: male Eruptodon

Sawblade (in-game name Sawfang): male Whispering Death

Bramble: female Titan Wing Whispering Death

Furious: male Screaming Death

Merciless: female Titan Wing Screaming Death

Silhouette: female Sentinel

Monolith: male Titan Wing Sentinel

Comrade: male Elder Sentinel

Stonemaw: male Gronckle

Fireball: female Titan Wing Gronckle

Ironmaid (in-game name Honormaid): female Hotburple

Boulderdash: male Catastrophic Quaken

Dayspring: female Crimson Goregutter

Stonefist: male Thunderpede

Redwolf: male Grapple Grounder

Gemtooth: female Snafflefang

Charity: female Shovelhelm

 

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Sharp Class

*Frostclaws: male Shivertooth

Solstice: female Shivertooth

*Thistle: female Prickleboggle (tiny Prickleboggle stand-in)

Silvershard: female Razorwhip

Swiftslice: male Titan Wing Razorwhip

Oakthorn (in-game name Oakclaw): male Timberjack

Windrider: female Stormcutter

Owleye: male Titan Wing Stormcutter

Fleetsteps: male Speed Stinger

Quickflash: female Titan Wing Speed Stinger

Spitfire: male Scuttleclaw

Jadeheart: female Titan Wing Scuttleclaw

Cindertooth: female Grim Gnasher

Darkmaster: male Titan Wing Grim Gnasher

Rainshed: female Raincutter

Shadowhunter: male Devilish Dervish

 

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Tracker Class

*Brightclaw: female Deadly Nadder

*Horntail: male Titan Wing Deadly Nadder

Bullheart: male Rumblehorn

Leafshade: female Titan Wing Rumblehorn

Echo: female Mudraker

 

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Mystery Class

*Faith (in-game name Mystic): female Changewing

Nightingale: female Sithersong

Evermore: male Death Song

Valkyrie: female Titan Wing Death Song

Bandit: male Armorwing

Double & Trouble: female Hideous Zippleback

Short & Snout: male Titan Wing Hideous Zippleback

Scourge: female Boneknapper

Wishbone: male Titan Wing Boneknapper

Mistwalker: female Smothering Smokebreath

Professor: male Flightmare

Starshine: female Titan Wing Flightmare

Sneak, Snip, Snap & Trap: male Snaptrapper (Leafy Snaptrapper stand-in)

Honey: female Sweet Death

Fortitude: male Buffalord

Horrorcow: female Titan Wing Buffalord

 

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Tidal Class

Seacry: female Thunderdrum

Darkbreather: male Titan Wing Thunderdrum

Fjord: male Sand Wraith

Shorewind: female Titan Wing Sand Wraith

Sparky: male Shockjaw

Stormsurge: female Titan Wing Shockjaw

Riptide: male Scauldron

Backbiter: female Titan Wing Scauldron

Wavedancer: female Tide Glider

Splashwing: female Sliquifier

Freyasfang: female Windwalker

 

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Stoker Class

Brightsoul: male Singetail

Scout: female Flame Whipper

Firegale: female Monstrous Nightmare

Ridgeback: male Titan Wing Monstrous Nightmare

Sparrow: female Terrible Terror

Van (in-game name Slurg): male Titan Wing Terrible Terror

Eclipse: female Night Terror

Cavetorch: male Fire Terror

Ghost: male Fire Terror (Night Swarm stand-in)

Fireflight: female Hobblegrunt (Threadtail stand-in)

Sunheart: female Fireworm Queen

Lionheart: male Moldruffle

Cyclone: male Typhoomerang

Legacy: female Silver Phantom

 

 

Original Characters

 

Through the Winter Winds by WhispertheWolfie

Artwork by Arrowalker

 

Profile Links

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Trainer Sprites by Blackwolfen

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The Wolf and the Howl Characters:

Whisper Norling

Winterwind

Icevein

Sparrow

Ylva Norling

Pickle

Yarrow

Norbert Haugen

Frostclaws

Thistle

Carsten

Avalanche

Dasher

Coldnip

The King

Other Characters

More Characters

 

Son of the Sea Characters

 

Adoptables

 

Extra Winterwind Links

Winterwind Artwork

Winterwind Banners

Whisper and Winterwind: A Poem by Wolflight

 

The Real Winterwind: Jetta

Made by SouloftheFoxy

 

The bond between Man and Beast...

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...is not just fiction.

 

Links to My Screenshot Comics

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The Wolf and the Howl: The Song of Death

The Wolf and the Howl: The Dragon at Dreadfall

The Wolf and the Howl: Dragon Sledding

The Wolf and the Howl: A Winter's Ride

The Wolf and the Howl: Matchmaker

The Wolf and the Howl: The Mysterious Chicken Caper

The Wolf and the Howl: Terror Loose on Dreadfall

 

Extra: Dasher's Snoggletog Countdown

 

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Wiggles the whispering death ate my subject

YEEESSSS! MY FAVROT KIND OF JOKES!!!

 

What howls constantly because it is always lost?

A wherewolf.

 

 

What happens when a ghost buster sticks around after death?

An awkward moment.

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My main viking and HTTYD fan charicter Hypergoof.

Seen here with a snow nadder and a statue her friend Termite gave her because she couldn't sell it.

(Wiggles, Termite's whispering d.eath, bit it's left arm off.)

Below is my profile pic made bigger to show the amazing detail

It's Hypergoof going berserk with a durian mace.

(Drawn by my amazing sister)

(She even drew the fur on the shoes)

        

 

Bumbles the candy loving Lazersight Vesperwing who likes to stalk me for my food.

Adopted from goldenfury360 who made the species.

Lineart done by NightmareRebuff

 

 

 

 

 

 Flint the over curious gluespit.

Adopted from chameishida.

 

 

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