Corny Halloween Jokes!

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Time for corny Halloween jokes with Whisper!

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What's the hardest thing to sell to a ghost?
Life insurance!

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine!

What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trombone!

What room can you not find in a zombie's house?
A living room!

What do you call spiders that just got married?
Newly webbed!

What kind of music do mummies enjoy?
Wrap music!

What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand-witch!

What monster is the best dancer?
The boogie man!

Why do vampires need mouthwash?
Because they have bat breath!

Why did the ghosts go to the bar?
For the boos!

(....I'll go hide in shame of my corniness now...)

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School of Dragons Info

 

Main Viking: WhispertheWolf

 

Starter Dragon: Brightclaw (female Deadly Nadder)

 

Main Dragons: Winterwind (female Woolly Howl), Icevein (male Groncicle), Frostclaws (male Shivertooth), Thistle (female Prickleboggle), Avalanche (female Snow Wraith), Mosaic (female Chimeragon), Forethought (male Dramillion)

 

Other Favorite Dragons: Bifrost (male Titan Wing Woolly Howl), Abominable (male Titan Wing Snow Wraith), Mosaic (female Chimeragon), Wonder (female Titan Wing Dramillion), Brightclaw (female Deadly Nadder), Evermore (male Death Song), Meteorblast (male Eruptodon), Silhouette (female Sentinel), Stonemaw (male Gronckle), Bobbletail (male Abomibumble), Dayspring (female Crimson Goregutter), Sunheart (female Fireworm Queen), Mystic (female Changewing)

 

All My Dragons

 

*Dragons of My Main "Team"

 

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Strike Class

Woolly Howls

*Winterwind: female Woolly Howl

Dasher: male Woolly Howl (Snoggletog Wraith stand-in)

*Bifrost: male Titan Wing Woolly Howl

Solstice: male baby Woolly Howl (Winterwind and Dasher's son)

Mistletoe: female baby Woolly Howl (Winterwind and Dasher's daughter)

Ivy (in-game name Ivywine): female baby Woolly Howl (Winterwind and Dasher's daughter)

Snow Wraiths

*Avalanche: female Snow Wraith

*Abominable: male Titan Wing Snow Wraith

Furies

Toothless: male Night Fury

Light Fury: female Light Fury

Dart: female Night Light

Ruffrunner: male Night Light

Pouncer: male Night Light

Triple Strykes

Slashtail: male Triple Stryke (Stormheart's Triple Stryke's son)

Venomtwirl: female Titan Wing Triple Strike

Deathgrippers

Interceptor: male Deathgripper

Blackwidow: female Titan Wing Deathgripper

Skrills

Icebones (in-game name Stormblaze): male Skrill

Galewing: female Titan Wing Skrill

Hybrids

Volt: male Skrillknapper (Icebones' son)

 

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Boulder Class

Groncicles

*Icevein: male Groncicle

Permafrost: female Groncicle (Icevein's mother)

Crystal (in-game name Krystal): female Groncicle (Icevein's sister)

Hoarfrost: male Groncicle (Icevein's brother)

Snowblast: male Groncicle (Icevein's brother)

Firn: female Groncicle (Icevein's sister)

Coldnip: male Groncicle (Frozen Groncicle stand-in)

Gronckles

*Stonemaw: male Gronckle

Fireball: female Titan Wing Gronckle

Sentinels

*Silhouette: female Sentinel

Monolith: male Titan Wing Sentinel

Comrade: male Elder Sentinel

Crimson Goregutters

*Dayspring: female Crimson Goregutter

Elkhart (in-game name Elkheart): male Titan Wing Crimson Goregutter

Whispering Deaths

Sawfang: male Whispering Death (Groundsplitter's son)

Bramble: female Titan Wing Whispering Death

Furious: male Screaming Death (Groundsplitter's son)

Merciless: female Titan Wing Screaming Death

Others

*Meteorblast: male Eruptodon

Ironmaid (in-game name Honormaid): female Hotburple

Boulderdash: male Catastrophic Quaken

Stonefist: male Thunderpede

Redwolf: male Grapple Grounder

Gemtooth: female Snafflefang

Charity: female Shovelhelm

Hybrids

Macemaiden: female Ridgesnipper (Silvershard's daughter)

 

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Sharp Class

Shivertooths

*Frostclaws: male Shivertooth

Chillbreath: female Shivertooth (Quiverpain stand-in)

Razorwhips

Silvershard: female Razorwhip (Windshear's daughter)

Swiftslice: male Titan Wing Razorwhip

Timberjacks

Oakthorn (in-game name Oakclaw): male Timberjack

Sprucewing: female Titan Wing Timberjack

Stormcutters

Windrider: female Stormcutter

Owleye: male Titan Wing Stormcutter

Speed Stingers

Fleetsteps: male Speed Stinger

Quickflash: female Titan Wing Speed Stinger

Scuttleclaws

Spitfire: male Scuttleclaw

Jadeheart: female Titan Wing Scuttleclaw

Grim Gnashers

Cindertooth: female Grim Gnasher

Darkmaster: male Titan Wing Grim Gnasher

Others

*Thistle: female Prickleboggle (tiny Prickleboggle stand-in)

Rainshed: female Raincutter

Shadowhunter: male Devilish Dervish

Hybrids

Scensoredhimmer: male Deathly Galeslash (Brightclaw and Owleye's son)

Skeletreat: female Bonestormer (Scourge's son)

 

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Mystery Class

Dramillions

Forethought: male Dramillion

Wonder: female Titan Wing Dramillion

Slithersongs

Nightingale: female Sithersong

*Evermore: male Death Song (Melody Island Death Song's son)

Valkyrie: female Titan Wing Death Song

Hobgobblers

Augury: female Hobgobbler

Demonspawn: male Titan Wing Hobgobbler

Lovestruck: male Smitten Hobgobbler

Boneknappers

Scourge: female Boneknapper

Wishbone: male Titan Wing Boneknapper

Flightmares

Professor: male Flightmare

Starshine: female Titan Wing Flightmare

Hideous Zipplejacks

Double & Trouble: female Hideous Zippleback

Short & Snout: male Titan Wing Hideous Zippleback

Buffalords

Fortitude: male Buffalord

Horrorcow: female Titan Wing Buffalord

Others

*Faith (in-game name Mystic): female Changewing

Bandit: male Armorwing

Sneak, Snip, Snap & Trap: male Snaptrapper (Leafy Snaptrapper stand-in)

Mistwalker: female Smothering Smokebreath

Honey: female Sweet Death

Hybrids

*Mosaic: female Chimeragon

Candycrusher: female Dreadstrider (Quickflash and Professor's daughter)

Trophy & Laurel: female Ghastly Zapplejack (Double & Trouble and Oakthorn's daughter)

 

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Stoker Class

Hobgobblers

Augury: female Hobgobbler

Demonspawn: male Titan Wing Hobgobbler

Lovestruck: male Smitten Hobgobbler

Monstrous Nightmares

Firegale: female Monstrous Nightmare

Ridgeback: male Titan Wing Monstrous Nightmare

Terrible Terrors

Sparrow: female Terrible Terror

Van (in-game name Slurg): male Titan Wing Terrible Terror

Night Terrors

Eclipse: female Night Terror

Cavetorch: male Fire Terror

Ghost: male Fire Terror (Night Swarm stand-in)

Others

*Sunheart: female Fireworm Queen

Brightsoul: male Singetail

Scout: female Flame Whipper

Fireflight: female Hobblegrunt (Threadtail stand-in)

Lionheart: male Moldruffle

Cyclone: male Typhoomerang

Legacy: female Silver Phantom

Hybrids

*Bobbletail: male Abomibumble (Firegale and Stonemaw's son)

 

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Tracker Class

Deadly Nadders

*Brightclaw: female Deadly Nadder

Horntail: male Titan Wing Deadly Nadder

Rumblehorns

Bullheart: male Rumblehorn

Leafshade: female Titan Wing Rumblehorn

Mudrakers

Echo: female Mudraker

 

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Tidal Class

Thunderdrums

Seacry: female Thunderdrum

Darkbreather: male Titan Wing Thunderdrum

Sand Wraiths

Fjord: male Sand Wraith

Shorewind: female Titan Wing Sand Wraith

Shockjaws

Sparky: male Shockjaw

Stormsurge: female Titan Wing Shockjaw

Scauldrons

Riptide: male Scauldron

Backbiter: female Titan Wing Scauldron

Others

Wavedancer: female Tide Glider

Splashwing: female Sliquifier

Freyasfang: female Windwalker

 

 

Original Characters

Through the Winter Winds by WhispertheWolfie

Artwork by Arrowalker

 

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The Wolf and the Howl Characters:

Whisper Norling

Winterwind

Icevein

Sparrow

Ylva Norling

Pickle

Yarrow

Norbert Haugen

Frostclaws

Thistle

Carsten

Avalanche

Dasher

Coldnip

The King

Other Characters

More Characters

 

Son of the Sea Characters

 

Adoptables

 

Extra Winterwind Links

Winterwind Artwork

Winterwind Banners

Whisper and Winterwind: A Poem by Wolflight

 

 

Links to My Screenshot Comics

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The Wolf and the Howl: The Song of Death

The Wolf and the Howl: The Dragon at Dreadfall

The Wolf and the Howl: Dragon Sledding

The Wolf and the Howl: A Winter's Ride

The Wolf and the Howl: Matchmaker

The Wolf and the Howl: The Mysterious Chicken Caper

The Wolf and the Howl: Terror Loose on Dreadfall

 

Extra: Dasher's Snoggletog Countdown

 

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What howls constantly because it is always lost?

A wherewolf.

 

 

What happens when a ghost buster sticks around after death?

An awkward moment.

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Bumbles the candy loving Lazersight Vesperwing who likes to stalk me for my food.

Adopted from goldenfury360 who made the species.

Lineart done by NightmareRebuff

 

 

 

 Flint the over curious gluespit.

Adopted from chameishida.

 

Chelsy, the least frightening indominus rex there ever was. Color shifting joke charicter extrodinare. Art by TosiLohi.

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