Admins, can I ask you something?

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I bought a pig yesterday, and I bought a pen and food for it. I went into my farm to set it up, but I found that the pig pens are ridiculously large. The tiny hut for the pigs is as big as my farm house and the entire pen takes up half of my farm. I didn't even get to set it up to get truffles because the whole thing is just way too big. Can you guys maybe do something about this? Thanks.

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Eek is an adventurous viking who has trained many dragons. He has had many adventures and encountered many dragons accross the Archipelago. He is a strategist (because he has needed to rescue friends or dragons numerous times). He has a sense of humor, and is very social. He likes spending his free time at the Training Grounds. He is a skilled fighter, and his weapon of choice is his ice axe. He can take on several Hunters at a time by himself, but on the back of his Triple Stryke, that's another story. 

 

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Clan: Hofferson

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Height: 5'8"

Age: 18

Hair Color: Brown

Eye Color: Brown

Dragons: Spineshot (Nadder), Fearless (Flightmare), Puddle (Raincutter), Windstorm (Thunderdrum), Bandit (Sand Wraith), Sandshadow (Sand Wraith), Hookflame (Nightmare), Mudfang (Moldruffle), Mudpuddle (Mudraker), Windscreech (Silver Phantom), Ingneous (Gronckle), Frostbite (Groncicle), Melodeadly (Death Song), Razerwind (Razorwhip), Slashtail (Razorwhip), Bandito (Armorwing), Furieflame (Singetail), Magmadon (Eruptodon), Arrow (Flame Whipper), Stormtail (Triple Stryke), Ballista (Triple Stryke), Cloudbreaker (Stormcutter), Boulderburst (Snafflefang)

Main Dragon: Ballista

 

Main Weapon: Ice Axe

Archenemies: Nikora Stormheart, Harald Forkbeard

 

 

Ballista:

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Ballista is a male Triple Stryke, and is about 3 months old. He has been with Eek ever since he was born. His mother was enslaved by a war cheiftain from accross the sea. Ballista's personality is very similar to that of Sleuther, but more rebellious. He (like his rider) has a sense of humor, and he is very intelligent. He will protect Eek at all costs, and will not hesitate to fight. He is no stranger to combat, as he was once captured and held in dragon fights. This was only briefly, as Eek was captured too, and helped to rescue him. Eek could not ask for a better dragon. If you don't see Eek around Berk or the School, he's probably above the clouds on Ballista's back.

 

Race: Dragon

Species: Triple Stryke

Gender: Male

Length: 30' 2"

Color: Light Copper with cream stripes and a golden belly.

Favorite Food: Eggs

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Sorry to be that person.....

Pigs need space. I know. Every year my family raises at least five of them. And considering all the rooting around, rolling in mud, and eating they do, its no surprise either that the pen is so big. Also, pigs are social, and I'm pretty sure that we can have at least seven pigs in that pen.

So sorry to be THAT person. But that's how pigs work.

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Friends:

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Roleplays I am in

 

The Escapees

Hunter to Hunted

School Of Dragons

School of Dragons - Different Tribes

Brave the Storm

The Dreadfall Phantom

The Last Dragon

 

Roleplays I was in

 

The Dragon Within (Finished)

The Lost and Forgotten

The Underdogs

Weird Weather

Age of the Midnight Prince

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^^The Ravers (Finished)^^ 

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About Me

 

I am an american and have traveled crcross country many times. I have been to Canada breifly.

 

my fandom's

HTTYDRtte, Jane Austen,, Big Hero 6, Star Wars Rebels, The Green Ember, Tales of Old Natalia Series, Redwall, Hatsune Miku, and ROTBTDR!!!!!

 

likes

Blue, horses, reading, writing, sewing, design, drawing (I do not yet do requests), dragons, cooking, clean rooms, SOD, roleplaying, story telling, horseback riding, hiking, water play.

 

dislikes

swearing, in depth romance, freezing temperatures, animal abuse, construction,, dumb cartoons and overused plotlines.

 

Expansions completed, Ice storm Island, Call of the Deathsong, Return to Dragon Island, Secret of the Leviathan, Rise of Stormhearts.

 

In game Vikings:

 

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Ranking: Expert Dragon Trainer 

Two Platinum Star

Dragons: 21

Ness-Shockjaw-Adult-Female

Storm-Deadly Nadder-Adult-Female

Lavander-Gronkle-Adult-Female

Freeze-Groncickle-Adult-Male

Blast-Groncickle-Adult-Male

Cobalt-Whispering Death-Titan-Male

Argona-Whispering Death-Adult-Female

Fiddlesticks-Monsterous Nightmare-Titan-Male

Mystic-Changewing-Adult-Female

Zifinia-Whoolly Howl-Adult-Female

WindFury-Thunderdrum-Adult-Male

Oceanous-Mudraker-Adult-Male

Sanda-Sandwraith-Adult-Female

Nyiad-Scauldron-Adult-Female

Titanium-Razorwhip-Adult-Female

Gauntlet-Razorwhip-Baby-Male

WindDancer-Deathsong-Adult-Female

Gauntlet-Armorwing-Adult-Male

Wildfire-Singetail-Adult-Male

Protectorate-Eruptadon-Adult-Male

 

xXRheileenXx

Ranking: Two Gold Stars

Dragons:

Sanda-Sandwraith-Adult-Femal

Zifinia-Whoolly Howl-Adult-Female

Frozt-Groncickle-Adult-Male

Titanium-Razorwhip-Adult-Female

Wind Dancer-Deathsong-Adult-Female

Stilleto-Armorwing-Adult-Male

Drengingle-Sangetail-Adult-Male

Breaostcofa-Eruptadon-Adult-Female

Hatherort-Flamewhipper-Adult-Female

Stryker-Triple Stryke-Adult-Male

Star-Deadly Nadder-Adult-Female

Misty-Smothering Smokebreath-Adult-Female

 

xXYashiaXx

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Dragons:

Xeokath-Flightmare-Adult-Male

Chaos and Destructo-Hiddeous Zippleback-Teen-Male

 

Feaflena

Ranking:Half a Bronze Star

Dragons:

Joy-Shockjaw-Adult-Female

 

 

 

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Name: Rheileen
Age: 18
Gender: Female
Appearance: Long copper blonde hair she wears in a birade, blue green eyes. Slim but fit, small (not short, that's offensive). She wears a black tunic and leggings, belted by a meticulously designed leather belt. She wears tall black boots and black dragon arm bracers with claws at the end. She wears a Assassin's Creed style hood and mask that are a faded red. Her left eye has three clawmarks across it, but they do not impare her vision.
Background: Rhei's past is a mystery to all of her friends. What they do know is that she spent two years as a captive in a dragon fighting arena, forced to fight dragons. Rhei became the top fighter, despite having never ki.lled an opponenet. She managed to become friends with the dragons at the fights, and when the arena burned down, she managed to free all of them. Including her skrill Storm. Rhei and Storm got captured again, but with Rhei teamed up with some other prisoners, they escaped and became the Escapees. Afterward Hiccup found them and they where recruited into the school.
Personality: Rhei is brave selfless and dedicated. She always comes through, and due to her past, will never leave a teammate or friend behind or in need. She is smart and inventive, and made her bracers herself. She is a talented lockpick and loves a challage, but hates to fight. While she's fun loving and curious, she's got a softer side, and will always be there to talk to, or just listen. She is a bit mysterious sometimes, and even otherworldly, but because of her life with dragons, can be extremely animalistic.
Home: Berk (for now)
Weapon: Twin sabres with intracatly designed blades and leather binding.
Other: Her wrist bracers  have a gragrappling hook, and sling shot built in. Also, due to chemical compartments in them, (her bracers are like Valka's) she can shoot fire from her hands.
As well as a really cool escapers box that holds her lock pick and grappling hook, as well as a bolas and poison arrow heads, (she collects them but never uses them except for in cures.)

 
 
Name: Storm
Species: Skrill
Gender: Female
Appearance: A combination of blue and purple scales, with dark black and silver markings. Purple eyes and a slightly under bite jaw with shorter, but sharper teeth then most dragons.
Personality: Snarky, abrasive and tough! Storm is a match to Rhei's wild side. She is a bit of a know it all, and likes to think she is above other dragons, and that she and Rhei are the only two that matter. Storm is very protective and territorial. She hates sharing her person.
Favorite activity: Racing storms
Biggest fear: Losing Rhei
Origin: Was born on a hunters ship, and traded to a fighting arena. She grew up in the midst of battle and deth. When she was just coming into her broad wing stage she met a girl in the fighting arena. A girl who beat her in a fight, but still let her live. This same girl befriended the entire collection of dragons at the fights, and when the fights burned down, risked her life to save theirs. Storm in return got to save her on multiple occasions. The girl needed a way to escape and Storm let her ride her away.The two are very close now.

Stormfury by FlowerCystal

 

 
Name: Stryker
Species: Triple Stryke
Gender: Male
Appearance: A titan triple stryke with silver and black markings, and brilliant blue eyes. Each of his tails has a different patten, and his wings are dark silver.
Personality: Strong, protective and brave, Stryker is a match to Rhei's confident side. He is a leader, a beta to his pack. He is dedicated and will protect his pack and those under hjim with his very life. He has a fun side and loves playing with his human ands packmates, but none the less can be very responsible and reliable.
Favorite activity: Flying upside down
Biggest fear: Losing his pack
Origin: Was born and raised in a dragon mountain. When he had reached his broad wing stage his nest was attacked and he got zseperated from his flock. He lived for a time on a desolate isle until one day a girl appeared in his nest. After some time getting to know her they bonded and he had been with ever since.
 
Stryker by the Totally Awesome RHPenguinbird!!
 
Name: Sanda
Species: Sandwraith
Gender: Female
Appearance: A tipical sandwraith appearance.
Personality: Shy, uncertian and kind, Sanda is a match to Rhei's fearful side. She hates being alone and is a bit clingy! She loves playing and having fun, and is totally giddy and ridiculous around Toothless, whom she adores.
Favorite activity: Napping and being around Toothless
Biggest fear: Losing Rhei and being alone
Origin: Her nest was attacked and her pack was captured, when she was trapped the trap closed on her leg and crippled her so she was abandoned. Rhei rescued her and saw to her care.Now they are inseparable, and Sanda will not return to her pack, who is now freed.
 
Name: Zifinia
Species: Whooly Howl
Gender: Female
Appearance: A wholly howl with blue fur and eggshell white scales, she has deep vjiolate eyes and small but sharp teeth. She is small for one of her species but also faster and more agile.
Personality: Strong, gentle and understanding Zifinia is a match to Rhei's quiet side. She has a playful side, and while has no position, holds her pack together with her care and gentleness. She is a friend to most anyone. Active and plkayful, she can also be reserved and gentle. She can fight, but hates too, and is actually rather competitive.
Favorite activity: Flying and swimming
Biggest fear: Losing Rhei and her home
Origin: Was born and raised in the arctic, she lived there with her pack until they no where attacked by hunters. She was rescued by a human called Dragon Heart, who saved her from being sold to the dragon fights. 
 
 
Name: Twilight
Species: Night Fury
Gender: Female
Appearance: A black night fury, smaller in size and preportions then Toothless. Large wings, and her face is marked with a silver star like spot, her wings are edged in silver.
Personality: Fierce, lovinbg, and protective,Twilight is a match to Rhei's strong side.
Favorite activity: Flying with her pack
Biggest fear: Bewilderbeasts
Origin: Lived with her pack in the far north for most other life. Until they where told of the Dragon Heart, a human to the south who was said to be a friend to dragons and had saved a whole pack single handedly. Sent to investigate this stranger, the two became friends. However when her home was attacked by a rogue alpha bewilderbeast, the two had to teamup and defend it. In the process they discovered a shared bond between them, and Twi gave up her home to come and live with Rhei.
 
 
 
Name: Alakan
Age: 20
Gender: Male
Appearance: Shoulder length blondish red hair that he usually pull back with a leather thong, green night fury eyes and a strong chin. Alakan is average height for his age, and fit, but not buff. He has large hands and occasionally walks with a limp. Dresses in a  blue tunic and black pants, often topped with blue and white armor made from the shed skin of his sandwraith Thunder. Wrist guards like Valka's but with longer claws, and tall spiked boots, also made from shed skins. He wears a dark blue scarf, that he used to cover his face when flying in high altitudes and cold weather.
Background: Alakan's story isn't a mystery, but he still doesn't like to talk about it. Alakan's father was a lord to a set of islands far from Berk. He grew up in the perfect family, his mother was kind and loving and his father playful and understanding. Alakan was sent to become a squire under a neighboring lord, but failed to be what they expected of him. Alakan was sent home, where his people met him as a failure. That year his mother di.ed of the winter fever, leaving him and his baby brother with their father, who, after the loss of his wife was a changed man. He rarely laughed, and wasn't as understanding. Alakan was met as a failure, including by his father's second wife, who thought him the lowest scum of the earth, while adoring his younger brother. Alakan accidentally met and befriended a sandwraith, Thunders the Ground, who he called Thunder. Upon the discovery of this friendship it was called, "Unnatural and an upset of the balance of nature" Upset, Alakan left his people that same season. Unfortunately he left during a war with a neighboring tribe, and feels guilt over having left his clan to fight alone. Alakan spent the next eight years among the dragons, and has lived and survived like they have for that entire time, only getting human companionship once and a while every year.
Alakan was disowned by his father for what he had done, and now denys his fathers very existence. Claiming that both of his parents died in the same hour, meaning the man his father was. But many believe his father truly de.ad.
Personality: Brave and selfless, but uncertain and afraid at tthe same time. Alakan is ready to be there for others, to help them win their battles and comfort them in times of need. But because of tthe loss of his family and friends, is afraid to get close to others for fearf of them being taken away.
Personality: He is a natural leader of sorts, but fun loving and playful. Around humans he is rather cold to those whom he doesn't know, but to his friends he's fun loving and cheerful. Around dragons, he is a animalistic herd member, acting and talking just like they do, ands enjoying it emmensly. He can be an utter goof with dragons, but it's more serious and reserved with people unless he can sense that they understand dragons too. He is very animalistic from his time with the dragons.
Home: Berk (for now, he's a wanderer)
Weapon: A broadsword with delicate and intricate design and two knives of alike design. He's an excellent shot with any weapon, but don't cross him with a sword!
Other: His wrist bracers can also shooit flames, albeit in a different way, but they are his main weapon and can produce more flames then Rhei's.
 
Name: Thunder
Species: Sandwraith
Gender: Male
Appearance: Mostly sea blue scales with white underbelly and along his legs and tail. His wings are a pattern if blue ands white, and he has night fury like green eyes.
Personality: Smart, fast and caring, Thunder is a perfect match to his rider. He cafes about and loves his pack and their two letters.he loves to play and have fun, but is a force to be reckoned with in battle. He is fiercely protective and loyal, but once his trust is lost, there I is no getting it back
Favorite activity: Flying with Alakan, alone in the world
Biggest fear: Losing control of himself and hurting Alakan
Origin: His nest wsdestroyed and his pack captured bye bewilderbeast. Thunder was left alone until descovered Alakan.
 
Name: Scuttles
Species: Terrible Terror
Gender: Male
Appearance: Typical terror look
Personality: Careless, irresponsible, loving and inconsiderate unless you are upset. He cares about his people, and while he's not smart, he kjnkws when you need a warm terror cuddle
Favorite Activity: Eating
Biggest fear: Not having enough food
Origin: He was born and raised on Berk. One day he found a warm boot in the great hall and decided to take it. A strange two legger chased him and played with him until he gave away the boot. The human was fun so he decided to keep him. 
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Feaflena
Age: 16
Gender: Female
Appearance: Feaflena is small, in every way. Shes slim, a little short, and very plain, with brownish copper hair and deep green eyes. Feaflena usually like to wear an either green or blue dress, with a color and sleeve cuffs of white nor brown fur, her dress is usually belted loosely by an intricately made belt. From her belt hands a small satchel here she has a the supplies of a heeler. She wears no are, being a healer by trade and not a fighter.
Background: Feaflena was born to a Berserker mother and wandering father. She is the niece of Osvald the Agreeable, and also has family on Berk. When her family came to help Berk during the war with dragons, their boat crashed on the way back home. Feaflena herself only barely survived, and lived alone on an island populated only with dragons for almost a year. Feaflena was discovered by Hiccup and brought back to Berk, where she nows lives with Gothi, the village healer. And is training to be a healer herself.
Personality: Feaflena is soft spoken and a little shy. While shes not afraid to help people, her fighting skills arent the best, and she prefers to tend the wounded then to hurt others. Fea is happy to be there for other people, as a shoulder to cry on, or just and ear when you need to talk. Her temper is very sport, just like the rest of her. And while she can get stressed under pressure, and might lash out in anger occasionally, the worst harm she can do is with words. And even then she isn't very hurtful. Feaflena is usually patient, but also fearful having had a great fear of heights before she met her dragons. Fea is also the only person whjo can "tame" Yashia's brothers. And its widely rumored that they are sweet on her.
Home: Gothi's hut on Berk
Weapon: her healers kit
Other: Is a healer in training.
 
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Name: Yashia Wavefinder
Age: 19
Gender: Female
Apearance: With short white blonde hair, icy blue eyes, and pale skin, you might think she was Elsa of Arendelle having an attitude problem. Yashia rarely smiles, and its usually tight lipped when she does. She is tall and muscular for a girl, and is easily able bto rival most oif the guys on Berk. Yashia usually dresses in blacks and greys, with a black sleeveless top over her grey tunic, she wears a chain mail skirt, and silver shoulder pads and black leather boots and wrist guards. She usually has at least one knife on her.
Back story: Yashia "doesn't do backstory". But she doesn't get lots of people asking about it. Little is known about her, only that she and her brothers, came to Berk shortly after the war with Drago, and claim to have been watching the island for years. She has trained some dragons, but only two stick with her. The Wavefinder triplets, are known to have great sailing skills and a temper that makes Berserkers look gentle. Many think she has Berserker or Outcast blood somewhere. No one knows, and neither she or her brothers care.
Personality: Yashia is generally cold and stern. She has a soft spot for the gentle Feaflena, who she protects like a little sister, and doubtless would rather have then her brothers. Who Feaflena can easily tame. Yashia is often impatient and easily angered, though it takes a lot to stress her, unless she's dealing with her brothers. When it battle Yash is fast, speedy and silent. She is a master of destruction and battle. And battles like a seasoned warrior.
Because of her brothers, she greatly dislikes and despises boys, even Hiccup, who she calls, " Chief Hicci".
Home: Anyplace she chooses
Weapons: Her axe. She also  a broadsworbroadsword, but generally like to use her double headed axe in battle, its name "Room clearer".
Extra: Don't. Make. Her. Mad. 
 
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Uh. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?! My dad grew up on a pig farm. I SHOULD HAVE JUST ASKED HIM! UHHHHH.

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LOKI'D!!!

Yeah. I only met one pig in my lifetime. It was a lone Potbelly pig! :) So adorable!

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(if you want to know more about the real me and some funny things...scroll down)

 

My name is Valasari, Viking from the Isle of Vanaheim. Home to the sick and elderly dragons who make their final pilgrimage to this sacred land. Not many Vikings have made it past the unblinking Sentinel gaurdians, who have stone-like statue appearances and have the element of surprise upon unsuspecting Vikings. They are actually blind, therefore rely on their hearing & smell. They have better hearing than most dragons because of their blindness.

 

Before you ask...YES I know that this is a Signature....buuut you know......

 

 

  MY DRAGONS

 

Saharii--Adult Rumblehorn

Zeena--Teen Monterous Nightmare

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   ABOUT ME

 

I come from the Isle of Vanaheim. So far, the Sentinels have trusted me enough to live among the poor old dragons on this sacred Island. Of course, my Dragons are with me. They had to prove that they were trustworthy, as well as loyal. I have sadly moved away from Vanheim to live in the School. My goal is to become an Ultimate Dragon Trainer and then go back to Vanaheim!! I wish to see the Sentinels again....someday, after I have achieve my goal.

 

   ABOUT MY DRAGONS

 

I saved Saharii from a devastating situation. Dragon Hunters had caged him, but Hiccup and I rescued him just in time.

Now, Zeena, on the other talon, has a wonderful life, I am making sure of it. I wish to befriend more dragons. I hatched her from an egg and raised her. With some help from Saharii.

 

Join me in my quest to save dragons from scum like the Dragon Hunters and Viggo. And as far as dragons are concerned...I wouldn't trade them for anything.....Would You?

 

 

 

   THINGS I LOVE!

 

 

1. SilverWeed San--She is my favorite Youtuber!

2.Dragons!--WHO ON LOKI ISLAND doesn't LOVE dragons.

3.Horses--Beautiful animals

4.Razorwhips--my favourite dragons

5.My animals...'cause...well...just 'cause.

6.Reptiles--Who dosn't like scaly creatures?

7.Lord of the Rings--Obviously 'cause Gandolf is AWESOME and Legalos too

8.School of Dragons--Uh...I don't know what to say but I wish I could play it MORE!

 

 

​Favorite Books

Wings of Fire  Tui.T. Sutherland

Pegasus Kate O'hearn

Narnia C.S.Lewis

Shadow Horse Alison Heart

​A Horse of Her Own Annie Wedekind

Menagerie Tui T. Sutherland

Buddy H. M. Herlong

(That's not all....but all my wittle brain could think of)

 

 

 

Funny things

 

I'm NOT clumsy. It's just that the floor hates me. The tables and chairs are bullies and the Wall Gets In The WAY!!

 

 

When someone told me I was in a fantasy, I fell off my Unicorn.

 

Friend: Did you fall?

Me: No, I attacked the floor.

Friend: Backwards?

Me: I'm freakin' talented!!!!!

The morale of this story. Just believe the cold truth that you're a Klutz. 'Cause I sure am.

 

If a robber broke into our house to search for money....I would laugh and search with him.

 

I hate it when people text me and it says "call me". One day I am going to call someone and say "text me".

 

I can't dance to save my life, but when I step in dog poo, I can moondance better than Michael Jackson. =)

 

 

 

Dad jokes:

 

 Dad lookes at me....."You know hon, I couldn't find a single shoe shop today". I breathe in a sigh of relief, knowing that he won't make a bad joke. Dad: "They only sold them in pairs". I bang my head on the wall.

 

Dad dances around in front of the ATM machine. Me: what are you doing? Dad: Just checking my balance. Me: *walks away to the car*

 

Dad in the morning: You know I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went....then it dawned on me.

 

Dad: Yesterday I ate a clock..it was very time consuming...especially when I went back for seconds!!

 

Dad: What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue? Me: I don't know. Dad: You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna. Me: What about the pot of glue? Dad: I knew that you would get stuck on that! Me: OHHHHHHHHHH

 

Dad: Did you hear about the guy in KC who was addicted to brake fluid? Me: No..... Dad: Good news! He can stop at any time.

 

Dad and I were at the store and he picks up the velcro: I wouldn't buy anything with velcro....it's a total rip-off.

 

Mom asks dad at Thanksgiving: How does the turkey smell? Dad: Through its nose, I guess. Me: I'm going to bed.

 

Dad after a nice hot shower: You know..... Me: Here it comes. Dad: Singing in the shower while washing your hair is all good 'till you get soap in your mouth.....it then it just becomes a soap opera....

 

That's All Folks!!

for now.....(evil laugh)

 

 

 

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i TOTALLY agree with Nat!

i TOTALLY agree with Nat! seriously??? this is extremely ridiculous!  maybe they can reduce the number of pigs by half and reduce the size of the pen.  it takes up almost HALF THE FARM!!!  i really hate it!  but i love the idea of having pigs! just not so big.

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Paxy Romana
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Berk's Power Player
Joined: 07/30/2014
Too many pigs

I know pigs in real life need space but so do artic foxes and they don't have half the size on their pen. Seriously I agree that it's rediculous - i made it fit on my farm fine but it looks ugly and unbalances the farm.

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"Never be certain of anything - it's a sign of weakness." ~ Fourth Doctor

Liljatyna the albino flame whipper, my main dragon, inspired by my gecko.

BrickBellows the Moldruffle art by ScarfyWings

Brickbellows art by ScarfyWings

 and more not yet pictured here

Gronckle the Cryaotic, main dragon of Arvid and an original species (and art) by Chameishida.
Read his story here

Lilja by the great Arrowalker

Lilja & Kas by ScarfyWings

 

Njall and Lilja by FloofQueen!

Kas by Redwind

 Lilja by ShiroKageFox

Rheithebrave
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Supreme Viking Champion
Joined: 05/09/2017
Try the expansion!!!

PerPersonally, I love the new look it gives my Oceanside Farm, it looks kinda like our place! I mean, its a good fit there, with my fancy barn and bee trees. Try the expansion farm, it looks great!

 

(OMG I'm saying this about a pig pen. O.o)